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ripsyphil

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Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:2/04/2013
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#12 - Picasso 2.0 01/14/2013 on wut? +2
#127 - this is like one of the best wordplays ever 01/14/2013 on Shoes and Souls 0
#24 - tits are mainly fat, not meat 01/12/2013 on I'll drink to that. 0
#30 - no, polycorns develope their horns at the age of 3.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on The Polycorn +6
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#45 - zahnrad (01/12/2013) [-]
If I remeber my mythology correctly (and I usally do)

Unicorns are born with smaller and softer kinda like how human babies have weaker bones. This helps with the birthing.
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#58 - hokeymon (01/12/2013) [-]
Soooo..It's like giving birth to a dildo with bumps.
#330 - "the faster you move through space, the slower your move …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on science is awesome 0
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#336 - TheHutchie (01/10/2013) [-]
Potentially, yes. It sounds incredible, but it's true.

They say that if you lived your entire life inside a moving car you'd live about 3 minutes longer, presuming the car was going in a specific direction and other such variables.
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#344 - zerosonaku (01/10/2013) [-]
But the amount is so insignificant. too many variables in a persons life. at most you might gain a year of average populous life span.
#43 - He knows how to keep the neighbourhood away from his Chicken 12/10/2012 on Kid Imitates A Siren +40
#89 - where is this from :D? 12/10/2012 on The Bad Dream 0
#89 - just say: "****, no" your first word is **** the… 12/10/2012 on Mind eff'd +5
#162 - what about putting the one on the right into the other one and… 11/11/2012 on Want 0
#123 - **ripsyphil rolls 0** 11/08/2012 on Kill it with fire 0
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