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#92 - I didn't actually read the Darth Plaguies book, which I think …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on the best part of star wars 0
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#93 - artyomthebadass (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not 100% sure either :/ The star wars books are on my list after the witcher ones haha
#63 - what is the EU thing about the Skywalker bloodline? And we…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on the best part of star wars +1
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#79 - artyomthebadass (01/05/2016) [-]
I thought he was conceived by the force as a fuck you to Plageius for messing with the force? As opposed to him actively trying to create life/ give himself immortality
#92 - ripgeckosncherios (01/06/2016) [-]
I didn't actually read the Darth Plaguies book, which I think has most of the details on it, so idk :/
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#93 - artyomthebadass (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not 100% sure either :/ The star wars books are on my list after the witcher ones haha
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#305 - drldrl (01/04/2016) [-]
The Force could be used for those things in the EU. Vader was only in the first movies, before the Force was expanded on so much. With so much variety to pick from now, they can make him do more than choke everybody and throw things at his kid.
#297 - greyblade (01/04/2016) [-]
okay, list of things rey did with no apparent experience/training

- Flew the Flacon, at a level of competence that allowed her to not only evade, but help destroy two Tie/fo Fighters.

- Force Pulled a lightsaber from another highly powerful and well trained force user

- Force Persuaded an initially resistant target with no training whatsover - in mind tricks or force use in general

- Fought off a highly powerful and well trained Lightsaber duelist despite having never held a lightsaber before in her life.

also, luke wasn't shown force-pulling a saber until episode 5 - 4 years after he discovered his force sensitivity, giving him plenty of time to practice what is a pretty basic technique.

all examples of mind trick we've seen being used have been by highly-competent Jedi - the least experienced would be Luke in ep VI, and he's clearly achieved a decent level of mastery - certainly one befitting a Jedi Knight.

On top of this, mind trick is a whole different kettle of fish to force pull. force pull is one of the most basic tricks, it's just raw power and direction. mind trick is incredible subtle, and has almost never been used without years of training. the only example I can think of where an untrained jedi used mind-trick successfully was Corran Horn - but his family is strange - the men are incapable of using physical force powers (push, pull, etc) but are exceptionally gifted with things like mind trick.

also, the blaster bolts Luke deflected weren't travelling at light speed. blaster bolts consist of small pockets of gas which are superheated and then propelled towards an enemy - not simple laser beams. as such, blaster bolts actually move significantly slower than bullets.

Kylo Rens powers - while mostly unseen - are less inexplicable.

- Freezing the blaster bolt: cool, and new, but no reason it can't be done.

- Invading the minds of others: not all that new. usually done by sith, rather than jedi. Revan used a variant of this to obtain knowledge of the Rakatan Language on Lehon.

- Knocking people unconcious: this has been done before, and it's pretty basic. far less impressive than mind-trick, for example.

- Paralysing enemies: probably just the same as the blaster-freezing technique.

so, in total, we've got two pretty easily-explained powers and the blaster-freezing stunt, which is pretty new.

but the thing to remember here: Kylo is not like Rey

things Kylo has that Rey doens't:

- Exceptionally strong connection to the force: we know Kylo has this, Rey hasn't been confirmed.

- Several years of training under a Jedi Master: Kylo was taught by Luke for several years.

- Several years of training under a Sith Lord/Other Master level Dark Jedi: Snoke is clearly on par with or stronger than Luke (or Luke would've beaten his ass to Byss and back by now). Kylo was (and still sort of is) his apprentice.

- a span of nearly two decades in which he was aware of, and able to experiment with, his force abilities: even without teching, Kylo's had nearly 20 years to test things out and practice his skills. that's plenty to discover a new skill or practice a taught one.

and most of the above applies to his lightsaber skills as much as it does his force abilities.

simply put, I'm not saying that Rey's skills are more impressive than Kylo's - but Kylo has a reasonable excuse for knowing his. Rey doesn't.
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#365 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
Did you copy and paste War And Peace?
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#339 - paradoxofnight (01/04/2016) [-]
Not disagreeing with you, but Revan isn't technically canon anymore unless they appeared in a different media that is canon. I'm talking about Knights of the Old Republic, which isn't canon. Please correct me if I'm wrong about this.
#391 - greyblade (01/04/2016) [-]
true, revan is no longer canon. but it's the closest example that I can find, and many things in the new canon are based off things in the old.
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#322 - masdercheef (01/04/2016) [-]
I do agree with Rey's power being a little bullshit but we must remember, Kylo Ren had also been shot in the chest by a flippin' Bowcaster not long before that fight. If that didn't put him slightly off his game, I don't know what would.

Also, I don't see a lot of other people acknowledging the fact that he stopped a fucking blaster bolt dead in its tracks. That's probably some of the coolest shit we've seen the Force do in the movies, and nobody's even talking about it?
#325 - greyblade (01/04/2016) [-]
again, the injury would hurt him, but it's still no contest. the fight lasted long enough that the difference in skill should have made all the difference. Rey doesn't know saber combat, and people who don't know it make mistakes far too fast and too often for kylo not to have beaten her.

and yes, the bolt-freeze was one of the cooler things in that movie. along with Poe and the Resurgent-class.
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#326 - masdercheef (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh man, the Resurgent-class was beautiful. And hopefully now that the bridge is slightly more low-profile, it won't be as vulnerable to kamikaze attacks.
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#313 - drldrl (01/04/2016) [-]
>Fought off a highly powerful and well trained Lightsaber duelist despite having never held a lightsaber before in her life.
My theory is that Snoke trained him in the Force before saber combat, as he say he needs to complete his training at the end. Luke wouldn't have trained him in this either. There was no present danger to him, he would've done as Yoda did with him and trained him in the Force. She was a competent fighter however, having to fight people on Jakku.

>Flew the Flacon, at a level of competence that allowed her to not only evade, but help destroy two Tie/fo Fighters.
She did spend her life from a very young age salvaging all kinds of ships, there's no reason she couldn't have spent time flying a multitude of them. She has knowledge about ships that rivals that of Chewie and Han.
#323 - greyblade (01/04/2016) [-]
both snoke and Luke would have trained kylo with a saber. it's a vital part of a jedi/sith's identity, and is their best defence against blasters - not just other force-users. plus, neither snoke nor luke had the kind of time constraints yoda did, so they would've covered the basics of each topic (force and saber) and moved on from there. heck, the fact that kylo has a saber means he's probably good with it. if you're not, you're apt to lose a limb.

she salvaged parts from ships all over jakku, yes. ships that crashed there in a battle nearly 30 years ago. any working craft would almost certainly have been recovered long ago, and if she had a working ship, she could be doing all sorts of work, not just salvaging.

I will admit - her technological knowledge fits. she's spent her life around tech, so it makes sense she'd know it. the rest, less so.
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#329 - drldrl (01/04/2016) [-]
Yes, he knew the basics. That was shown. But they wouldn't have gone past basic Form 1 until he had the knowledge of the Force required for the more advanced techniques of other forms. Shii-Cho never addressed lightsaber-to-lightsaber combat because it was a very experimental form and was created when the Jedi first moved on to use sabers. But it is used for training and learning how to handle the saber. He was also wounded in this fight.
Kylo is a very unfocused individual in Ep 7. He lets his rage control him rather than controlling it. I guarantee with the elimination of his one distraction questioning his betrayal of his parents and Snoke training him, we will see a much better fight between them.
#207 - sircool (01/04/2016) [-]
she also some how flew a ship despite never getting in one prior with such skill that she some how physically lined up the shot for fin. Also reversed mind read kylo, nice of you to forget that. Oh, she also did the mind trick, and pretty much everything else, within either the first day or month of learning that jedi -aren't- a myth and that han solo is real, in fact all of it is. Let's also forget that merging with another mind is an advance technique. Moving shit, sure, that's like year one stuff.

Kylo's shit? Everything he did we've seen before done except for the bolt bit, that's bull shit but i'mma let it slide cause it was new, unexpected, and pretty cool to look at, as well as never done again by some one else.

You're telling me the new girl in karate class beat the guy who beat the rest of the dojo himself and has been at it for years because she only had more nanomachines than the other guy, but the other guy already has shown he has a fuckton of nanomachines.
#212 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm ever so glad that all this unsubstantiated crap you're spouting is official cannon and not your on-the-fly thoughts.

Oh wait.
#214 - sircool (01/04/2016) [-]
Clone wars animated is still canon.

Saw people be held still by the force in it, paralyse too. Mind reading was done in it by I think darth maul. even a lot of knock out force actions.
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#70 - huntergriff (01/03/2016) [-]
no, that's the one that gets mind tricked by rey.
#71 - ripgeckosncherios (01/03/2016) [-]
ahhhh, yeah you are correct
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#15 to #14 - ripgeckosncherios (09/10/2015) [-]
thank you
#3 - redfummer (07/07/2014) [-]
youre a ****** troll
please stop stealing oxygen
#4 to #3 - ripgeckosncherios (07/07/2014) [-]
well that is kind of rude
what are you referring to exactly?
#5 to #4 - redfummer (07/19/2014) [-]
if you dont know what you did that means youre an asshole who trolls without realizing it
#6 to #5 - ripgeckosncherios (07/19/2014) [-]
well I would check your profile but it is pretty downvoted.
If I offended you somehow I am really sorry about it and would liek to know how so I can adjust my behavior
although I don't beleive I did, I think you are a troll since you are actually a negative level
should that be wrong, please do tell me what I did?
#7 to #6 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
well thats the point,,,this is an alt to soak up the hate so my main doesnt

if youre being legit, you could stop trolling, and stop butthurting at everyone elses opinions

try being more positive and accepting and see how that works
#10 to #7 - ripgeckosncherios (07/20/2014) [-]
Okay I really want to know how I pissed you off, I am digging through my comments on 7/7/2014 and 6/7/2014. But didnt find anything that far, is it farther in the past?
#12 to #10 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
idk, as i said i dont keep track of it all

#13 to #12 - ripgeckosncherios (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah, I just assumed it would be fairly soon before you made the comment
but dude w/e I doubt we will figure out what it was at this point.
#8 to #7 - ripgeckosncherios (07/20/2014) [-]
Hm, okay this is getting tricky.
Let me guess a Dota II/LoL thread? I tend to go a bit overboard in those, but in my defence it is hard not to when everyone is hardcore flaming each other.
I try to still support everything with logic, but when it got ignored I guess I lashed out pretty hard once or twice.
#9 to #8 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
idk what board, when i see trolls i just give them **** and move on....given how many are on this site i dont see a point to keeping track of name to board

but general advice...you could try cheering the **** up and stop acting like you HAVE to troll people
hell theres plenty of peoples opinions i see and dont like but i dont throw **** at all of them....not worth the stress
#11 to #9 - ripgeckosncherios (07/20/2014) [-]
oh so a board? i dont go on those often.
Well anyway, sorry for offending you, I will try to cheer up, probably just had a bad day
#1 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
what is he talking about.
#2 to #1 - ripgeckosncherios (02/17/2014) [-]
what is who talking about?
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