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#92 - I have a condition to that then, a really serious one 05/11/2014 on this is what scares me 0
#91 - Cheater. I'm weak to support. I'm useless, but sometimes I'm s… 05/11/2014 on this is what scares me 0
#89 - I'm not sure if you're serious, but I really appreciate it. I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on this is what scares me 0
User avatar #90 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of using it somewhere in my creative writing class
#93 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
The condition is, don't let grades make you less creative. Bad grades don't make you less creative, so give it some regard, but don't let grades and such hold you back
#92 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
I have a condition to that then, a really serious one
#82 - Of course I won't. My imagination has created and fallen for s…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2014 on this is what scares me +3
#87 - Eralus (05/11/2014) [-]
"Ill just be stuck as I am, dreaming of peaches in a world of only apples"
rimjobmcgee - 11/05/2014

That was beautiful
#91 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Cheater. I'm weak to support. I'm useless, but sometimes I'm surprisingly useful. You made me happy, so if you need help, I will if I can
User avatar #85 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
That was a beautiful metaphor ;-;
#89 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you're serious, but I really appreciate it. I'm not much, but I'm surprising sometimes, so if you ever need anything, I'll be happy to help if I can, just let me know
User avatar #90 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of using it somewhere in my creative writing class
#93 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
The condition is, don't let grades make you less creative. Bad grades don't make you less creative, so give it some regard, but don't let grades and such hold you back
#92 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
I have a condition to that then, a really serious one
#24 - I want to explain this and more, but I can't think of any way …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on 12 Years a Pro -2
User avatar #34 - tkfourtwoone (05/11/2014) [-]
Slaves my ass. No body is forcing you to work, you can sit on your ass on the couch all the day if you want to. Of course, that should mean you'll starve, so hey - natural selection at its finest.

Here's the dildo: the point in today's society is knowing how to sell your services. Simple as that.
#68 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
You sit on the couch only catering to yourself and don't go to school or go to a JOB... you will be evicted, liquidated and forced to relocate.


There is a cost. You might not be a slave, but he is implying you're a slave to the system... Grow the fuck up and think man.
User avatar #79 - tkfourtwoone (05/11/2014) [-]
If you don't pay the rent and/or utilities, of course you will be evicted

But if you have a house in the middle of nowhere, with not even a road connected to it, and relying on solar energy or something, no body can force you to pay anything.
User avatar #71 - latinotornado (05/11/2014) [-]
by that logic you're slave to every system you twat. Native American living off the land. Decides not to hunt today. Goes hungry, not contributing to the tribe, gets kicked out of the tribe. Same fucking story even when you simplify it to native american life style and culture.
User avatar #80 - tkfourtwoone (05/11/2014) [-]
I suggest to mister romjobmcgee to become a hermit - then he is TRULY free, not a slave like the rest of us...
User avatar #84 - latinotornado (05/12/2014) [-]
yes, we slaves have a heavy burden, oh wait, but we're supposed to be ignorant of everything because we're sheep, right? quick, lose your free thoughts.
User avatar #27 - tarnis (05/11/2014) [-]
Deeeeeeep braaaaaa
#28 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Better than shallow bras I think
User avatar #29 - tarnis (05/11/2014) [-]
Was that a boobi3s a joke?
#30 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
50/50 Part boobs joke, part "bra/bro" joke
#58 - You're lucky, with my beard, I'm 50/50 on getting carded, with…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on I am the Adult 0
User avatar #73 - mrjunebug (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, since you mentioned it, I've been told that my 9 year old second cousin has a huge crush on me. Really weird. But it's kinda cute. Just thought I should share.
#158 - But they'll never be 100% what we imagine from the books, so I…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Would you watch? +1
#165 - chaoskie (05/11/2014) [-]
couldn't have said it any better
#75 - And I'm let down by both 05/11/2014 on Pole dancing: Expectation... 0
#74 - **rimjobmcgee rolled image ** My reality  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Pole dancing: Expectation... 0
#75 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
And I'm let down by both
#73 - **rimjobmcgee rolled image ** My expectations  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pole dancing: Expectation... 0
#74 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolled image** My reality
#75 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
And I'm let down by both
#22 - I kept checking, but it was too cloudy to see much. Unlike the… 05/11/2014 on 4Chan has its priorities... 0
#84 - We have gold plated, ak-47's, with chainsaw attachments saying… 05/11/2014 on Ceremonial Axe of King Ahmes 0
#75 - Eh, I get the joke, but personally I love red hair on women. I…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/11/2014 on this is what scares me +1
#96 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
I definitely have a thing for redheads as well.
#98 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or are we running into each other a lot now? lol
User avatar #99 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Are we? My memory's not the best, where else?
#100 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
My memory is horrible, but I feel like I've had a few conversations with you on funnyjunk
User avatar #101 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
I do remember your username for sure.

I've been a while for a while too, commented quite alot at times. Wouldn't be surprised.
#104 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Wanna friend each other? Friend or foe, I wanna remember and talk with you
User avatar #126 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Sure, i don't see why not
User avatar #79 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
tfw you will never find "the one"
#82 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course I won't. My imagination has created and fallen for something that doesn't exist. I love an idea that I'll never meet in reality. Its a dream that I can't forget, but that I also can't give up on,. I'll just be stuck as I am, dreaming of peaches in a world of only apples, though that's a horrible metaphor
#87 - Eralus (05/11/2014) [-]
"Ill just be stuck as I am, dreaming of peaches in a world of only apples"
rimjobmcgee - 11/05/2014

That was beautiful
#91 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Cheater. I'm weak to support. I'm useless, but sometimes I'm surprisingly useful. You made me happy, so if you need help, I will if I can
User avatar #85 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
That was a beautiful metaphor ;-;
#89 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you're serious, but I really appreciate it. I'm not much, but I'm surprising sometimes, so if you ever need anything, I'll be happy to help if I can, just let me know
User avatar #90 - joemoearigato (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of using it somewhere in my creative writing class
#93 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
The condition is, don't let grades make you less creative. Bad grades don't make you less creative, so give it some regard, but don't let grades and such hold you back
#92 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
I have a condition to that then, a really serious one
#133 - Agreed, but if done just right, they could be as good as the o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Would you watch? 0
#157 - chaoskie (05/11/2014) [-]
perhaps in 30 years they can, but for us they would never be the same...
#158 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
But they'll never be 100% what we imagine from the books, so I could respect the changes at least, and with the changes in the poorly cast, I could consider it as good, if done just right. The main idea though, is no movie will rival my imagination while I read the stories, so while movies can be great to me, they lose to what I imagined, if that makes sense
#165 - chaoskie (05/11/2014) [-]
couldn't have said it any better
#179 - Now I really want to visit several of these people libraries, … 05/11/2014 on Random Fact Comp 29 0
#139 - Confirming it is just fan art, original artist is on but I can… 05/11/2014 on the plot of 'hook' +1
#137 - You're exactly right, but I can't make myself be afraid. Well,… 05/10/2014 on Symbiote or Slender man -1
#40 - Why do I find this so pleasant to listen to?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on *rotating intensifies* 0
User avatar #41 - taokami (05/10/2014) [-]
because hodor
User avatar #70 - shema (05/10/2014) [-]
i like the part where he says hodor. lololol that comment.
#130 - Recommendation to anyone that has a Slendy after them, try iro…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Symbiote or Slender man -1
User avatar #135 - mugenchamploo (05/10/2014) [-]
In all seriousness, he only presents himself to those who fear him. Your fearless desire for adventure is what prevents you, and protects you.
#137 - rimjobmcgee (05/10/2014) [-]
You're exactly right, but I can't make myself be afraid. Well, not exactly right, I'd say it protects Slendy rather than me ;)
#76 - **rimjobmcgee rolled image ** MFW I'm growing one of these … 05/10/2014 on A river full of cherry... 0
#85 - It isn't flattering, because I mean it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Learned quickly not to get... 0
User avatar #110 - plyxo (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if you live far apart. You have to go for it <3
#77 - Just realized how embarrassing what I said was. Sorry, I have …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Learned quickly not to get... 0
User avatar #81 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
Haha it's alright it's flattering actually
#85 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
It isn't flattering, because I mean it
User avatar #110 - plyxo (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if you live far apart. You have to go for it <3
#75 - Purple hair,, similar interests it seems, blue eyes, red hair …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Learned quickly not to get... +1
#77 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Just realized how embarrassing what I said was. Sorry, I have a loose tongue sometimes
User avatar #81 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
Haha it's alright it's flattering actually
#85 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
It isn't flattering, because I mean it
User avatar #110 - plyxo (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if you live far apart. You have to go for it <3
#69 - Yeah, you said what I want exactly I love red hair and g…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Learned quickly not to get... 0
User avatar #72 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
I have purple hair and blue eyes, but red hair runs in my family. That would be so fun omg! And drinking games in a big house would be hilarious.
#75 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Purple hair,, similar interests it seems, blue eyes, red hair genetic, love books to the same extent as me Honestly, I'd kill to have a girlfriend like you
#77 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Just realized how embarrassing what I said was. Sorry, I have a loose tongue sometimes
User avatar #81 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
Haha it's alright it's flattering actually
#85 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
It isn't flattering, because I mean it
User avatar #110 - plyxo (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if you live far apart. You have to go for it <3
#66 - If I ever win the lottery, I'm getting a small private island …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Learned quickly not to get... +1
User avatar #67 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
Basically Scotland in a smaller package is what you're wanting. I want to own a house I could get lost in for grownup hide and seek.
#69 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, you said what I want exactly I love red hair and green eyes For grownup hide and seek, blackout everything so no one can see. It isn't the same, but everyone being blind makes it really fun and makes you question where things/people are in even places you've lived for years
User avatar #72 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
I have purple hair and blue eyes, but red hair runs in my family. That would be so fun omg! And drinking games in a big house would be hilarious.
#75 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Purple hair,, similar interests it seems, blue eyes, red hair genetic, love books to the same extent as me Honestly, I'd kill to have a girlfriend like you
#77 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Just realized how embarrassing what I said was. Sorry, I have a loose tongue sometimes
User avatar #81 - ilovesprite (05/09/2014) [-]
Haha it's alright it's flattering actually
#85 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
It isn't flattering, because I mean it
User avatar #110 - plyxo (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if you live far apart. You have to go for it <3
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#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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