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#10 - Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#8 - Maybe you just have a tan?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #9 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
That might be possible, if both sides of my family weren't predominately Hispanic
User avatar #28 - castereleven (12/07/2014) [-]
Hispanic is an ethnicity. Are your parents Mestizo, Black, White, or mixed?
User avatar #29 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Mestizo, but my family has always called it Hispanic.
#10 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can we mail you to the feminists?
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#6 - Congratulations, you have discovered most of the privilege stu…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +73
User avatar #7 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Skin is still brown, so i guess it is crap
#8 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Maybe you just have a tan?
User avatar #9 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
That might be possible, if both sides of my family weren't predominately Hispanic
User avatar #28 - castereleven (12/07/2014) [-]
Hispanic is an ethnicity. Are your parents Mestizo, Black, White, or mixed?
User avatar #29 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Mestizo, but my family has always called it Hispanic.
#10 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can we mail you to the feminists?
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#6 - Going to have to find a collector, just google ww2 memorabilia… 12/07/2014 on Antique Nazi Ceremonial Sword 0
#53 - Is this real? 12/07/2014 on Fleshlight Holder 0
#10 - Great, now I'm going to be spending the evening watching Brave, again 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess +2
#7 - I can get fat easily if I don't do a lot of cardio, but on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... 0
User avatar #8 - radiated (12/07/2014) [-]
be a bear always be a bear
#5 - I'm endo and I'd rather be ecto, guess the grass is always greener  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... 0
User avatar #6 - radiated (12/07/2014) [-]
well its easy to maintain food wise and stuff i guess. but im fine with my build, would be fun to be bigger though
#7 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
I can get fat easily if I don't do a lot of cardio, but on the plus side it looks very intimidating so that's useful lol
User avatar #8 - radiated (12/07/2014) [-]
be a bear always be a bear
#3 - It'll take time, but you will meet someone that will make you … 12/06/2014 on my story +4
#1 - That's rough man, I've lost loved ones to the point I can't lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on my story +5
User avatar #2 - Shadwstryker (12/06/2014) [-]
There hasn't been anybody for me since. I just haven't honestly been able to get into it. Been focusing on work and school more than anything else. Keeping myself distracted while trying not to turn into a robot.
#3 - rimjobmcgee (12/06/2014) [-]
It'll take time, but you will meet someone that will make you feel better eventually
#4 - Sadly crazy is exactly my type, a crazy redhead will be the de…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Is your name HM1? 0
#5 - onyxxx (12/06/2014) [-]
Oooh, gingers are sexy! Well, take care as best you can, considering your taste in women.
#2 - Have this, but seriously, be careful when sticking your dick i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Is your name HM1? 0
User avatar #3 - onyxxx (12/06/2014) [-]
That's pretty nuts, I'm glad you made it out all right. And, nah, crazy people aren't really my type. Thanks for the warning, though.
#4 - rimjobmcgee (12/06/2014) [-]
Sadly crazy is exactly my type, a crazy redhead will be the death of me one of these days lol
#5 - onyxxx (12/06/2014) [-]
Oooh, gingers are sexy! Well, take care as best you can, considering your taste in women.
#143 - Please do this admin, it opens up so many possibilities in threads 12/06/2014 on my D&D roll ideas 0
#3 - Think of the damage if there could be an attack that uses all of them 12/06/2014 on A good use for extra dice 0
#30 - Great, now I want one as a pet 12/05/2014 on Space Coyote? +6
#245 - Is there somewhere I can post to get most of these people to s… 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... +1
#39 - That's also rolls limit it seems. That was awesome though, adm…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #40 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
i rolled 0 on her damage
#35 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 82** 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
#34 - *rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counte…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#32 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please f…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#27 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#25 - what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#23 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 8**  [+] (15 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to climb a few feet, then lose your grip and fall
Elga the Cow Wrangler is now approaching, she looks as if she can run faster horny than you can scared
#25 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#21 - Tries climbing the flattest portions of mountain one at a time…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #22 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
roll for climbing, -4 on roll cause stuff
#23 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 8**
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to climb a few feet, then lose your grip and fall
Elga the Cow Wrangler is now approaching, she looks as if she can run faster horny than you can scared
#25 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#17 - I've got ten dvr'ed, but I really hope it gets another seasons… 12/05/2014 on YOLO +1
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#5 - stormietheraver (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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