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#27 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#25 - what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#23 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 8**  [+] (15 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to climb a few feet, then lose your grip and fall
Elga the Cow Wrangler is now approaching, she looks as if she can run faster horny than you can scared
#25 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#21 - Tries climbing the flattest portions of mountain one at a time…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #22 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
roll for climbing, -4 on roll cause stuff
#23 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 8**
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to climb a few feet, then lose your grip and fall
Elga the Cow Wrangler is now approaching, she looks as if she can run faster horny than you can scared
#25 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#17 - I've got ten dvr'ed, but I really hope it gets another seasons… 12/05/2014 on YOLO +1
#30 - Nimrod was a great hunter, Bugs called Fudge that ironically, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on FairyTales +3
#230 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
also is the glorious king who reunited the mankind in the bible after god gone mad and try to kill all the humans, i can't blame him for go against god, if god suddenly exist and try to kill us all you can be sure we will try to kill him too
#15 - Do we have any hope of a second seasons? Or at least an extend…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on YOLO 0
User avatar #16 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
I haven't got a clue, sadly. As the season draws to an end, maybe we'll know more. At least it seems the ratings got a little higher with the last episode.
#17 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
I've got ten dvr'ed, but I really hope it gets another seasons. I feel a lot more people would love the show if they knew it was out there
#12 - I feel the same, I'm hooked on it and it will probably end wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on YOLO +1
User avatar #13 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
I really hope they have a plan to give it at least some closure on this season...
#15 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
Do we have any hope of a second seasons? Or at least an extended first season? Can we gather internet support to mail them cheese until we get another season?
User avatar #16 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
I haven't got a clue, sadly. As the season draws to an end, maybe we'll know more. At least it seems the ratings got a little higher with the last episode.
#17 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
I've got ten dvr'ed, but I really hope it gets another seasons. I feel a lot more people would love the show if they knew it was out there
#19 - **rimjobmcgee rolls 2** Saving these guys and I'm naked so no gear  [+] (24 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... +1
User avatar #36 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
**ragingspacepanda rolls 88**
(replying here cause ran out of replys)
You nimbly grab the sticks and get ready for her attack
49- means you dodge her charge
50+ she hits you
#39 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
That's also rolls limit it seems. That was awesome though, admin should make a gamestyle from this. Seems I lose, but thanks a lot for going the theme I kinda hijacked lol
User avatar #40 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
i rolled 0 on her damage
User avatar #38 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
**ragingspacepanda rolls 0** you take damage out of your total hp of 50
what do you do?
User avatar #20 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you are suddenly covered in grease, and are tasked with climbing the slippery slopes of mt fabulous
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#21 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
Tries climbing the flattest portions of mountain one at a time, until grease has worn off of my climbing extremities, though not without some rashes
User avatar #22 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
roll for climbing, -4 on roll cause stuff
#23 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 8**
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to climb a few feet, then lose your grip and fall
Elga the Cow Wrangler is now approaching, she looks as if she can run faster horny than you can scared
#25 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
what are we rolling? d9 for roll 1 limits or what?
User avatar #26 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
lets go with roll 2, anything above 50 is considered a pass, roll 1 for damage, and effects, I'll give bonuses or penalties on roll 2's depending on situation and creativity
User avatar #29 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 4**
User avatar #28 - omicronperseieight (12/05/2014) [-]
**omicronperseieight rolls 56** I roll to dropkick a nearby man out of the tavern
User avatar #31 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
you manage to get a decent kick on the man, but he does not make it out the door
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 30** A cow rangler must have rope, so I'm rolling to charm her into helping me climb
User avatar #30 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is uncharmed, and just a bit angry
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 46** minus some from roll please for previous fail Tries once more to charm her If violence ensues, I'm good with[spoiler] about anything as a dual wielder
User avatar #33 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
she is every more uncharmed, spouting something about "muh feminisms" and gets ready to charge, you spot two sticks on the ground nearby
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (12/05/2014) [-]
I never wanted to play DnD before reading this.
User avatar #50 - ragingspacepanda (12/05/2014) [-]
what about now?
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
*rolls 2* To dive for the sticks and defend myself, and counter for epic roll
User avatar #94 - itskennyandjosh (12/05/2014) [-]
Same roll
#35 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
**rimjobmcgee rolls 82**
#10 - You are the only other person I know that watches Forever  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on YOLO +1
User avatar #11 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
Watching the 10th one right now. Damn good series, it's a shame it probably won't last long...
#12 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
I feel the same, I'm hooked on it and it will probably end without a real ending and I'll be disappointed. Better at least give some of Adam's history though
User avatar #13 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
I really hope they have a plan to give it at least some closure on this season...
#15 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
Do we have any hope of a second seasons? Or at least an extended first season? Can we gather internet support to mail them cheese until we get another season?
User avatar #16 - malacrianza (12/05/2014) [-]
I haven't got a clue, sadly. As the season draws to an end, maybe we'll know more. At least it seems the ratings got a little higher with the last episode.
#17 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
I've got ten dvr'ed, but I really hope it gets another seasons. I feel a lot more people would love the show if they knew it was out there
#34 - Banekin for the win 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? 0
#33 - **rimjobmcgee rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? 0
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
Banekin for the win
#33 - Much appreciated, and good luck on your report  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Greatest Unsolved Mysteries 0
#34 - tlstheseen (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#31 - Know anywhere I can read it online? I'm guessing the school it…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Greatest Unsolved Mysteries 0
#33 - rimjobmcgee (12/05/2014) [-]
Much appreciated, and good luck on your report
#34 - tlstheseen (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#407 - ******* this admin 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb 0
#40 - Commenting so I can send you a pm later if I have trouble as a… 12/04/2014 on Roleplaying, motherfucker. 0
#6 - Definitely appropriate lol 12/04/2014 on rimjobmcgee's profile 0
#244 - That makes sense, thanks for answering I'd want one that… 12/04/2014 on 10 minutes after I arrived... 0
#237 - I've always been curious about this, do they typically want to…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on 10 minutes after I arrived... 0
User avatar #239 - stormietheraver (12/04/2014) [-]
it all depends, some trans girls are ok with it and others are so disgusted with having a dick that they dont want anyone touching it, including themselves thats just how badly they want to get gender reassignment surgery
#244 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
That makes sense, thanks for answering I'd want one that was ok with it though lol
#139 - I might start some threads in the future where people post pic… 12/03/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once 0
#137 - Shrek and Fiona's love life has been getting more and more dul…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once 0
User avatar #138 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful! you should do that for content.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I might start some threads in the future where people post pictures they want me to make a back-story for, but for now I gotta focus on my drunken adventure time series
#134 - I just came up with it when I saw the pic lol  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once 0
#135 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
could you do that for this picture?
#137 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
Shrek and Fiona's love life has been getting more and more dull. In an attempt to save their marriage, they decide to each fulfill one of the other's fantasies without being able to say no. Fiona's fantasy? To peg Shrek with a strap-on while filming a close up of his facial expressions for her later enjoyment.
User avatar #138 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful! you should do that for content.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I might start some threads in the future where people post pictures they want me to make a back-story for, but for now I gotta focus on my drunken adventure time series
#131 - I have a backstory for this one. Cats, having worked their hum…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once 0
User avatar #133 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
Is that the real story behind it or are you a really good story teller?
#134 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I just came up with it when I saw the pic lol
#135 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
could you do that for this picture?
#137 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
Shrek and Fiona's love life has been getting more and more dull. In an attempt to save their marriage, they decide to each fulfill one of the other's fantasies without being able to say no. Fiona's fantasy? To peg Shrek with a strap-on while filming a close up of his facial expressions for her later enjoyment.
User avatar #138 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful! you should do that for content.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I might start some threads in the future where people post pictures they want me to make a back-story for, but for now I gotta focus on my drunken adventure time series
#54 - Haha Context 12/03/2014 on Bert & Ernie Comp 0
#129 - How do you check?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Shit my pant at Pizza Hut once 0
#130 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
i just go to my recent comments and count how many i have done today.
I thought of that myself
Here's another one. Which i'm currently using
#131 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I have a backstory for this one. Cats, having worked their human slaves past the breaking point, are now exploring the universe, looking for a new race to fool with their adorable ways into becoming their new slaves
User avatar #133 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
Is that the real story behind it or are you a really good story teller?
#134 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I just came up with it when I saw the pic lol
#135 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
could you do that for this picture?
#137 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
Shrek and Fiona's love life has been getting more and more dull. In an attempt to save their marriage, they decide to each fulfill one of the other's fantasies without being able to say no. Fiona's fantasy? To peg Shrek with a strap-on while filming a close up of his facial expressions for her later enjoyment.
User avatar #138 - teddybearlove (12/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful! you should do that for content.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (12/03/2014) [-]
I might start some threads in the future where people post pictures they want me to make a back-story for, but for now I gotta focus on my drunken adventure time series
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#5 - stormietheraver ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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