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#27 - I'm ok with that  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute +2
User avatar #28 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
super, thats just super its a date then ill pick you up saterday
#29 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll wear something nice, and don't forget the ebola vial. Also, if you want me to put out on the first date, we're gonna have to fly first class
User avatar #30 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
baby i got my moon bounces ill just give you a piggy backride, i got like 5 tomigatchis
User avatar #33 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
moon shoes*
#32 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
5!
#25 - As long as you're a woman, deal. Otherwise, you can become my …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute +1
User avatar #26 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
we can make it work, our cocks will become one and we will spawn a son and the process with repoeat until we get a daughter.. then she will be the hooker but we will always have blackjack
#27 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm ok with that
User avatar #28 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
super, thats just super its a date then ill pick you up saterday
#29 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll wear something nice, and don't forget the ebola vial. Also, if you want me to put out on the first date, we're gonna have to fly first class
User avatar #30 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
baby i got my moon bounces ill just give you a piggy backride, i got like 5 tomigatchis
User avatar #33 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
moon shoes*
#32 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
5!
#23 - Why not, I got nothing better to do for awhile, just infect me…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute +3
User avatar #24 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
only if i can become your lover and we can repopulate the island
#25 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
As long as you're a woman, deal. Otherwise, you can become my lover, but I don't think two guys are gonna repopulate anything, unless we make it our own Japan with blackjack and hookers
User avatar #26 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
we can make it work, our cocks will become one and we will spawn a son and the process with repoeat until we get a daughter.. then she will be the hooker but we will always have blackjack
#27 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm ok with that
User avatar #28 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
super, thats just super its a date then ill pick you up saterday
#29 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll wear something nice, and don't forget the ebola vial. Also, if you want me to put out on the first date, we're gonna have to fly first class
User avatar #30 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
baby i got my moon bounces ill just give you a piggy backride, i got like 5 tomigatchis
User avatar #33 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
moon shoes*
#32 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
5!
#21 - Mate, look at how touched in the head they are after being nuk…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute 0
#31 - ghostyogurt (04/01/2015) [-]
I was being sarcastic pretending that those things hadn't happened to japan and sadly I think godzilla would stop cthulu but maybe japan would get destroyed in the process!
#34 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't Cthulu do magic and shit? Just him waking up from his sunken kingdom would create tidal waves wrecking Japan, so either way, you beat the country's arse
#19 - That's rough mate, but hard to compete with an entire country.…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Short Girls Are Cute +247
User avatar #22 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
maybe if we introdyuced ebola to Japan we could get her back for him.
#23 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
Why not, I got nothing better to do for awhile, just infect me and buy me a plane ticket over there and I'll spread it everywhere. The only condition is after the population is decimated or fled, the main island is mine
User avatar #24 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
only if i can become your lover and we can repopulate the island
#25 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
As long as you're a woman, deal. Otherwise, you can become my lover, but I don't think two guys are gonna repopulate anything, unless we make it our own Japan with blackjack and hookers
User avatar #26 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
we can make it work, our cocks will become one and we will spawn a son and the process with repoeat until we get a daughter.. then she will be the hooker but we will always have blackjack
#27 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm ok with that
User avatar #28 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
super, thats just super its a date then ill pick you up saterday
#29 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll wear something nice, and don't forget the ebola vial. Also, if you want me to put out on the first date, we're gonna have to fly first class
User avatar #30 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
baby i got my moon bounces ill just give you a piggy backride, i got like 5 tomigatchis
User avatar #33 - TheThinkingMan (04/01/2015) [-]
moon shoes*
#32 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
5!
User avatar #20 - ghostyogurt (04/01/2015) [-]
I hope a giant god damn monster goes over there and tears the shit out of it or ya know what? I hope they get nuked.
#21 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
Mate, look at how touched in the head they are after being nuked already, I don't think the world could take it if they got any more bizarre. Just wait on Godzilla or Cthulhu
#31 - ghostyogurt (04/01/2015) [-]
I was being sarcastic pretending that those things hadn't happened to japan and sadly I think godzilla would stop cthulu but maybe japan would get destroyed in the process!
#34 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't Cthulu do magic and shit? Just him waking up from his sunken kingdom would create tidal waves wrecking Japan, so either way, you beat the country's arse
#17 - I'mma need to know her age so I know whether wanting to bang h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Zombieland +3
#21 - profkitty (04/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #31 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/01/2015) [-]
same age nice
#38 - hurzg (04/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, as if it gives you a chance with her, thisxsitxisxhard.
User avatar #47 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/01/2015) [-]
you never know
User avatar #20 - thatscrewedupkid (04/01/2015) [-]
she is 18 my friend
#22 - rimjobmcgee (04/01/2015) [-]
I know where I'm hiding my twinkie
#44 - Japanese have a kind of switch with some letters, r and l v an…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Prince of no fucks given +4
#97 - Ken M (04/01/2015) [-]
There's technically no L in Japanese and their R is more like an in between sound of R and L. That's why it can be interchangeable at times. It's kind of like an extremely light D sound if you think about it.
#215 - Bring it on old man. Bring it on! 04/01/2015 on Go to sleep or I'm coming... +1
#24 - To be fair, she did show cleavage a lot, and it came out in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Lazy town +2
#25 - jiltist (04/01/2015) [-]
I was 14 at the time.
#98 - I didn't know there was a book series, so I'll probably read t… 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
#97 - I'm not sure, I'm hoping they're just having server issues 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
#35 - I don't think fitness really effects it much, me and my buddy …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Just too good 0
User avatar #36 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
The fitness goes into something else I've become ashamed about. Due to me getting out of shape, and my girlfriend started working more, we've had sex less. Because of that, I don't last near as long. If I really try to focus, I can do 15-20 minutes, but usually it's less than 5 minutes. The first "load" is always incredibly easy to lose, and back when I was in shape, we'd go 20-30 minutes, and then do it again 5-10 minutes after we finished. Now, after the first time, I'll try again after 10 minutes, but my dick starts going numb and limp and I start losing interest. Being out of shape, my body starts losing the will to continue after so long.
#19 - I didn't read the spoiler, but I'm fine with unhappy endings a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
User avatar #20 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, it definitely resolves things. Just don't expect to be happy.
#17 - I hate when shows degrade like that. I'll end with season 4 if…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
#84 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Here's a graph of the ratings of the seasons on IMDB. I'd say go up to 6, maybe 7.
User avatar #38 - killjoyus (03/31/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but i would suggest checking out the books as well, they are better in my opinion and a lot is different and its cooler shit in the books
#98 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't know there was a book series, so I'll probably read those first
#29 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
I'd end it with season 3 honestly, 4 was so infuriating it made me stop watching.
User avatar #27 - alacaie (03/31/2015) [-]
read notes on the middle seasons and watch the last one.
#15 - Does it get cancelled mid season later or something?  [+] (14 new replies) 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
User avatar #18 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Nope, just gets really fucking weird.


ACTUAL SPOILERS, DO NOT LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE IT SPOILED: H's adopted and his (not-blood) sister starts having feelings for him and they have sex.

I'm rather indifferent about the weird twist, because I get that it's not actually direct you-know-what, and that circumstance is normal given the situations and variables going into it. I personally really loved the series. Don't watch the ending if you like happy endings, though. I liked the ending and understand it, but a lot (and I mean a fuck ton of people, my girlfriend included) hated that ending with a passion, declaring it the worst ending ever.
#30 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
Yea, they definitely never had sex. Its not a spoiler if it isn't true.
User avatar #104 - manofparody (04/01/2015) [-]
My apologies, I guess I got it confused with the dream she had.

But yea, they do kiss, and it's weird.
User avatar #26 - OptimusRhyme (03/31/2015) [-]
i didnt think it was the worst ending ever, it was just a very mediocre ending to an amazing series
#24 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
wtf, that never happened. Did you actually watch the series?
#19 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't read the spoiler, but I'm fine with unhappy endings as long as the ending resolves things, leaves most of the questions answered. I got in trouble in high school from that story 'The Lady or the Tiger'
User avatar #20 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, it definitely resolves things. Just don't expect to be happy.
User avatar #16 - gomugomuno (03/31/2015) [-]
it just gets terrible. but up to season 4 i would rate it 10/10 but with rest i would give it like 6 or 7
#17 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I hate when shows degrade like that. I'll end with season 4 if it has enough conflict resolution, otherwise my need for an acceptable end will make me watch it go down hill
#84 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Here's a graph of the ratings of the seasons on IMDB. I'd say go up to 6, maybe 7.
User avatar #38 - killjoyus (03/31/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but i would suggest checking out the books as well, they are better in my opinion and a lot is different and its cooler shit in the books
#98 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't know there was a book series, so I'll probably read those first
#29 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
I'd end it with season 3 honestly, 4 was so infuriating it made me stop watching.
User avatar #27 - alacaie (03/31/2015) [-]
read notes on the middle seasons and watch the last one.
#28 - Sometimes my dick feel almost numb, so I can **** to th…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Just too good +9
User avatar #34 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
That happens with my girlfriend and I when we start having sex too often. It never really occured back when I was in really great shape, but now that it's winter and I'm only going to school and not working or working out anymore and gained weight, my sexual drive has gone down. I also moved way out into BFE with her, so I'd have to drive almost an hour just to get to the closest gym. I'm planning on getting a treadmill, but shit gets expensive.

But yea, first time I had sex was with her, and because I masturbated so much I lasted well over an hour and never actually finished. The only condom broke before I could finish.
User avatar #89 - babyanalraper (03/31/2015) [-]
A pull-up bar and running shoes is all the equipment you need to get in shape
#35 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I don't think fitness really effects it much, me and my buddy Paul have the same problem, and he's always been a fit runner, whereas my fitness fluctuates but I get numb whether fatter than I want to be or smaller
User avatar #36 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
The fitness goes into something else I've become ashamed about. Due to me getting out of shape, and my girlfriend started working more, we've had sex less. Because of that, I don't last near as long. If I really try to focus, I can do 15-20 minutes, but usually it's less than 5 minutes. The first "load" is always incredibly easy to lose, and back when I was in shape, we'd go 20-30 minutes, and then do it again 5-10 minutes after we finished. Now, after the first time, I'll try again after 10 minutes, but my dick starts going numb and limp and I start losing interest. Being out of shape, my body starts losing the will to continue after so long.
#13 - Thanks, definitely going to start this show tomorrow then, if …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr 0
User avatar #14 - gomugomuno (03/31/2015) [-]
pretend it ends after season 4 and dont watch any further. you will enjoy the show more that way
User avatar #42 - capslockrage (03/31/2015) [-]
All the seasons are good, but 7 and 8 are a bit iffy, but still good overall.
User avatar #83 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Season 8 was a travesty. It was so bad that the Dexter subreddit decided to talk about Breaking Bad on the official discussion post for the episodes.
#15 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
Does it get cancelled mid season later or something?
User avatar #18 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Nope, just gets really fucking weird.


ACTUAL SPOILERS, DO NOT LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE IT SPOILED: H's adopted and his (not-blood) sister starts having feelings for him and they have sex.

I'm rather indifferent about the weird twist, because I get that it's not actually direct you-know-what, and that circumstance is normal given the situations and variables going into it. I personally really loved the series. Don't watch the ending if you like happy endings, though. I liked the ending and understand it, but a lot (and I mean a fuck ton of people, my girlfriend included) hated that ending with a passion, declaring it the worst ending ever.
#30 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
Yea, they definitely never had sex. Its not a spoiler if it isn't true.
User avatar #104 - manofparody (04/01/2015) [-]
My apologies, I guess I got it confused with the dream she had.

But yea, they do kiss, and it's weird.
User avatar #26 - OptimusRhyme (03/31/2015) [-]
i didnt think it was the worst ending ever, it was just a very mediocre ending to an amazing series
#24 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
wtf, that never happened. Did you actually watch the series?
#19 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't read the spoiler, but I'm fine with unhappy endings as long as the ending resolves things, leaves most of the questions answered. I got in trouble in high school from that story 'The Lady or the Tiger'
User avatar #20 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, it definitely resolves things. Just don't expect to be happy.
User avatar #16 - gomugomuno (03/31/2015) [-]
it just gets terrible. but up to season 4 i would rate it 10/10 but with rest i would give it like 6 or 7
#17 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I hate when shows degrade like that. I'll end with season 4 if it has enough conflict resolution, otherwise my need for an acceptable end will make me watch it go down hill
#84 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Here's a graph of the ratings of the seasons on IMDB. I'd say go up to 6, maybe 7.
User avatar #38 - killjoyus (03/31/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but i would suggest checking out the books as well, they are better in my opinion and a lot is different and its cooler shit in the books
#98 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't know there was a book series, so I'll probably read those first
#29 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
I'd end it with season 3 honestly, 4 was so infuriating it made me stop watching.
User avatar #27 - alacaie (03/31/2015) [-]
read notes on the middle seasons and watch the last one.
#29 - I love the feeling of falling, so when I'm up high I want to j… 03/31/2015 on Cruise ships too 0
#11 - Is this Dexter? I tried starting that earlier today but coucht…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/31/2015 on FJ vs Tumblr +5
#76 - incavis (03/31/2015) [-]
whats up with couchtuner? is it getting shut down?
#97 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I'm not sure, I'm hoping they're just having server issues
User avatar #12 - artyomthebadass (03/31/2015) [-]
Yes
#13 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
Thanks, definitely going to start this show tomorrow then, if not later tonight
User avatar #14 - gomugomuno (03/31/2015) [-]
pretend it ends after season 4 and dont watch any further. you will enjoy the show more that way
User avatar #42 - capslockrage (03/31/2015) [-]
All the seasons are good, but 7 and 8 are a bit iffy, but still good overall.
User avatar #83 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Season 8 was a travesty. It was so bad that the Dexter subreddit decided to talk about Breaking Bad on the official discussion post for the episodes.
#15 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
Does it get cancelled mid season later or something?
User avatar #18 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Nope, just gets really fucking weird.


ACTUAL SPOILERS, DO NOT LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE IT SPOILED: H's adopted and his (not-blood) sister starts having feelings for him and they have sex.

I'm rather indifferent about the weird twist, because I get that it's not actually direct you-know-what, and that circumstance is normal given the situations and variables going into it. I personally really loved the series. Don't watch the ending if you like happy endings, though. I liked the ending and understand it, but a lot (and I mean a fuck ton of people, my girlfriend included) hated that ending with a passion, declaring it the worst ending ever.
#30 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
Yea, they definitely never had sex. Its not a spoiler if it isn't true.
User avatar #104 - manofparody (04/01/2015) [-]
My apologies, I guess I got it confused with the dream she had.

But yea, they do kiss, and it's weird.
User avatar #26 - OptimusRhyme (03/31/2015) [-]
i didnt think it was the worst ending ever, it was just a very mediocre ending to an amazing series
#24 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
wtf, that never happened. Did you actually watch the series?
#19 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't read the spoiler, but I'm fine with unhappy endings as long as the ending resolves things, leaves most of the questions answered. I got in trouble in high school from that story 'The Lady or the Tiger'
User avatar #20 - manofparody (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, it definitely resolves things. Just don't expect to be happy.
User avatar #16 - gomugomuno (03/31/2015) [-]
it just gets terrible. but up to season 4 i would rate it 10/10 but with rest i would give it like 6 or 7
#17 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I hate when shows degrade like that. I'll end with season 4 if it has enough conflict resolution, otherwise my need for an acceptable end will make me watch it go down hill
#84 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Here's a graph of the ratings of the seasons on IMDB. I'd say go up to 6, maybe 7.
User avatar #38 - killjoyus (03/31/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but i would suggest checking out the books as well, they are better in my opinion and a lot is different and its cooler shit in the books
#98 - rimjobmcgee (03/31/2015) [-]
I didn't know there was a book series, so I'll probably read those first
#29 - Ken M (03/31/2015) [-]
I'd end it with season 3 honestly, 4 was so infuriating it made me stop watching.
User avatar #27 - alacaie (03/31/2015) [-]
read notes on the middle seasons and watch the last one.
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#330 - Beat yoiu by two days and ya know, a couple years since I'm 25 lol  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! 0
User avatar #333 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
2 days, 2 years. That's dubs. Nice job
#353 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
You got trips on that comment number, so you beat me
#324 - 15 days ago  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! 0
User avatar #326 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
mines march 15th
#330 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
Beat yoiu by two days and ya know, a couple years since I'm 25 lol
User avatar #333 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
2 days, 2 years. That's dubs. Nice job
#353 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
You got trips on that comment number, so you beat me
#310 - Happy late birthday. Mine was about two weeks ago, but I wante…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! +1
User avatar #313 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
when was your birthday?!
#324 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
15 days ago
User avatar #326 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
mines march 15th
#330 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
Beat yoiu by two days and ya know, a couple years since I'm 25 lol
User avatar #333 - yousaygoodbye (03/29/2015) [-]
2 days, 2 years. That's dubs. Nice job
#353 - rimjobmcgee (03/29/2015) [-]
You got trips on that comment number, so you beat me

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#5 - stormietheraver (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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