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#23 - You're a good person, and I hope you stay that good 05/24/2014 on Why I quit my job… 0
#17 - How are you defining best?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Accurate +7
User avatar #32 - victorycry (05/24/2014) [-]
By best I mean accurate and with a political standing that matches my own more than that of other news outlets...I'm simply stating my opinion, which happens to be the opposite of the opinion stated in this post
#16 - Even then, they're going to be able to fight back for some tim…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on What... 0
User avatar #23 - tojimajia (05/24/2014) [-]
aaand after using the knife you can then go barehanded. so whats the issue?
#40 - I've got 2 pitbulls. They hurt every woman I bring home. Becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Dogs Are Not The Problem 0
User avatar #44 - anxitey (05/24/2014) [-]
If I was you I would do one things or two things. 1. You might want to state a couch were they can't go on. Most dog don't like water on their fur so I use a water gun to tell my dogs to stop. You should think about that idea it's more easier done than said. 2. Most puppies or ones that think they are like to jump on people they just met. You need them to calm down, a walk is a good way. If you are lazy (I am too) than you should have the woman and the doges met first. Let them smell her and get her scent after awhile they will get bored and go do other things. I hoped I helped.
#118 - Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +2
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#112 - I'm willing to risk injury to settle a mild curiosity, so of c…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +1
User avatar #113 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
A joke.
#118 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win mmo, it doesn't have a conflict resolution end, the more money you throw at it the easier it is, but no matter how well you do, eventually something happens and you have to quit playing. Life's the game that no one will ever win, they'll just play as long as they possibly can, or give up and quit early on. The closest to winning is playing forever therefor never losing
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#80 - Agreed, dick jokes are more common than I gave them credit for… 05/24/2014 on Dirty HQ 0
#77 - You talk about most people on the site not being over 18, yet …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Dirty HQ +1
User avatar #78 - kleinmirci (05/24/2014) [-]
Don't know if you've ever socialized as an adult, but dick jokes are really common among friends. Also this is the internet; dick jokes galore.

I also chose the pentagram just because it would piss people like you off. Glad to see it's working.

Adult jokes in kids shows doesn't make it an adult show. They're meant for parents being forced to watch the show with their kids, not social outcasts hiding in basements.
#80 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Agreed, dick jokes are more common than I gave them credit for, honestly I only have around ten people I consider friends, so I disregarded larger social circles. I'm not pissed off, I was pointing out that their are better arguments you could make, you want a lot of negative attention, so I was advising you should pick a stronger standpoint for your first argument.I didn't say it made it an adult show, I said the same as you, that it was for parents watching the show with their kids, though I wouldn't say they are forced. More often than not though, these post are aimed at the people that watched it as a kid and missed them. Personally, I loved Animaniacs as a kid, but when I see a post about an adult joke I was clueless about when I watched it as a kid, I enjoy the post as it shows the difference between me as an innocent kid and an adult
#76 - Just a guess, but be murdered/die 05/24/2014 on Dirty HQ +1
#92 - I feel like if I try this I'll get hurt somehow, yet I'm curio…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +6
User avatar #109 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
Of course it is going to hurt, you think this is a game?
#112 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
I'm willing to risk injury to settle a mild curiosity, so of course I think its a game. What else would life be, if not a game?
User avatar #113 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
A joke.
#118 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win mmo, it doesn't have a conflict resolution end, the more money you throw at it the easier it is, but no matter how well you do, eventually something happens and you have to quit playing. Life's the game that no one will ever win, they'll just play as long as they possibly can, or give up and quit early on. The closest to winning is playing forever therefor never losing
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#50 - A woman can tell her husband she's spending the night with a f… 05/24/2014 on good guy +3
#24 - He really looks down on others though 05/24/2014 on Look Up +3
#43 - "Perfect orbit my ass" 05/24/2014 on graybow +1
#233 - I remember something about him surviving being thrown through a star  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #248 - cormy (05/23/2014) [-]
Surviving sure, but did he get out?
#104 - No, because its illegal to marry immediate family 05/22/2014 on Movie night 0
#181 - I joined all the names in the original joke, to join in and to…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Healers in MMO's 0
User avatar #253 - wbrehmer (05/22/2014) [-]
I'm so tired of being summoned to shit like this. It's almost a daily thing now and it was cool at first when I was being summoned to thewulfman 's oc Gif. But now it's just fucking ridiculous
#254 - thewulfman (05/22/2014) [-]
I stopped doing it because I didn't want it to catch on being a thing.
#255 - wbrehmer (05/22/2014) [-]
Coolest hipster in the world. Have a trophy
#61 - Roy Logan. I have enough pride I want my name credited 05/22/2014 on An important truth 0
#38 - NaLu anyone that says different is wrong # ********  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Purr!! +1
#41 - Womens Study Major (05/22/2014) [-]
Natsanna all the way fool
User avatar #56 - newbrony (05/22/2014) [-]
Too bad it will never be canon.
User avatar #63 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
except it is
User avatar #65 - newbrony (05/22/2014) [-]
I mean, evem mashima confirmed it.
User avatar #66 - hellomynameisbill (05/22/2014) [-]
I meant that there is already canon material on their relationship to back up the shipment. heck, her entire backstory is revealed in relation to Natsu's.
#71 - Womens Study Major (05/22/2014) [-]
lol no
User avatar #67 - newbrony (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah but she died. Mashima wanted that to be the end of it but the fans demanded for her to come back to like so he obliged and put her in an unimportant fanservice role.

However he confirmed Natsu and Lucy will have a kid, i forgot what was his name but anyway, sorry for the disappointment.
User avatar #64 - newbrony (05/22/2014) [-]
But it's not, lel.
#24 - I don't understand, why did you and the father tolerate that b… 05/22/2014 on My jimmies rustled VIOLENTLY 0
#55 - Sadly I'm fatter than I personally like as a guy, but I'm work…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on An important truth 0
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#61 - rimjobmcgee (05/22/2014) [-]
Roy Logan. I have enough pride I want my name credited
#52 - Figured it was something like this with how wide her hips are …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on An important truth 0
#53 - mariopimp has deleted their comment.
#100 - Orc (05/22/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Wow, you are extremely fucking annoying, and that's saying something coming from me.
#55 - rimjobmcgee (05/22/2014) [-]
Sadly I'm fatter than I personally like as a guy, but I'm working hard on it to get back healthy, because I want to be someone I can be proud of, fuck society. I'm 5'11" and 210lbs, but I'm strong dammit. I can curl 55lbs each hand easily, but I'm running 2.5 miles every day until I'm happy with me. If I'm happy with me, why would everyones' opinion matter? Don't be sorry, you spoke what you believe, and no one should be sorry for being their honest self
#60 - mariopimp has deleted their comment.
#61 - rimjobmcgee (05/22/2014) [-]
Roy Logan. I have enough pride I want my name credited
#170 - I really just wanted to join on the joke and talk to some new …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Healers in MMO's 0
User avatar #180 - wbrehmer (05/22/2014) [-]
what was said in your flagged comment? I was mentioned
#181 - rimjobmcgee (05/22/2014) [-]
I joined all the names in the original joke, to join in and to add depth to the joke. i failed.
User avatar #253 - wbrehmer (05/22/2014) [-]
I'm so tired of being summoned to shit like this. It's almost a daily thing now and it was cool at first when I was being summoned to thewulfman 's oc Gif. But now it's just fucking ridiculous
#254 - thewulfman (05/22/2014) [-]
I stopped doing it because I didn't want it to catch on being a thing.
#255 - wbrehmer (05/22/2014) [-]
Coolest hipster in the world. Have a trophy
#125 - Senyuu, here's a link Its pretty funny, but too short, but ma… 05/22/2014 on Healers in MMO's +1
#45 - Its a university in Missouri Misery but most of the b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Movie night +1
User avatar #98 - thebritishguy (05/22/2014) [-]
I would be married to my Mum and sister just for going to a shitty hotel?
#104 - rimjobmcgee (05/22/2014) [-]
No, because its illegal to marry immediate family
#22 - House is based of Sherlock Holmes, if that helps your decision any 05/22/2014 on Youre ALL butthurt? +1
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#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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