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#58 - Its a game you say? Sauce please  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2014 on For you baby, I might 0
User avatar #195 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
#70 - growrp (12/12/2014) [-]
The game is meh. It's just an average beat em up with visual flair. If you are a big fan of LoK, go right ahead. store.steampowered.com/app/281690/
#141 - youxbarstard (12/12/2014) [-]
You're meh.
User avatar #62 - roninneko (12/12/2014) [-]
The Legend of Korra is available on Steam.
#60 - sanitarysan (12/12/2014) [-]
i got that on tumblr,
#87 - Comment deleted 12/11/2014 on The Three Rule +3
#641 - Crush secret ass 12/10/2014 on Who are you 0
#801 - Picture 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#82 - As a chaotic neutral, I love the way you described us, but Luf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on What is D&D? Alignment +1
User avatar #127 - warlordstuart (12/09/2014) [-]
true...but he DID break a BUNCH of criminals out of a high security prison. For very selfish reasons might i add.

He stole from the sky people too. In fact the writer will often go out of his way to remind people that Luffy is still a pirate. A nice guy maybe, but still a criminal
#144 - Djinni technically, but its easier to just say demons for me w… 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#141 - The magic being divine in origin is supposed to stay in the go…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#264 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
These artifacts aren't real and Solomon and Methuselah are not attested to by any evidence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#Historicity

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
#128 - The pope's ring is called the fisher's ring and while they cha…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#263 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
Magic aint real kid and you're wrong about the ring.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_the_Fisherman
User avatar #139 - Sethorein (12/09/2014) [-]
wasn't demons. Solomon was able to control Genies or something...
#144 - rimjobmcgee (12/09/2014) [-]
Djinni technically, but its easier to just say demons for me when I can be general and not precise
#138 - underthetable (12/09/2014) [-]
Do we take it to the fires of Mt. Doom, in Mordor?
#141 - rimjobmcgee (12/09/2014) [-]
The magic being divine in origin is supposed to stay in the gold even it you melt it and reshape it, can you destroy gold? If not, maybe track down Methuselah's Sword to kill the 1000 demons? I don't know man, I just try to keep an eye on some of the more powerful legendary artifacts, just encase
#264 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
These artifacts aren't real and Solomon and Methuselah are not attested to by any evidence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#Historicity

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
#102 - The ring thing bothers me a bit, either the catholic church fo…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#122 - underthetable (12/09/2014) [-]
Tell me about this ring? I am Christian, not Catholic but this pope is insane and completely against scripture when it blatantly says to be "against this or against that" and he is like nah i will change it to what I personally believe. He's a demon fo real
#255 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
No such thing as demons or monsters under your bed, so you don't have to be frightened.
#365 - underthetable (12/09/2014) [-]
i've seen them so your argument is invalid.
#370 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
Yes, an anecdotal claim proves the existence of the supernatural. When I tell you that I talk to fairies, are you going to believe me?
#371 - underthetable (12/09/2014) [-]
I'm sure somewhere out there in the universe, fairies exist. I believe, if you don't believe in the existence of God after many people in the world claim to know him, then i am sorry about that. Good luck to you.
#373 - popeflatus (12/10/2014) [-]
There are thousands of gods, each with no evidence.

Good luck to you.
#128 - rimjobmcgee (12/09/2014) [-]
The pope's ring is called the fisher's ring and while they change the design for each pope, it used the same gold, because according to legend it is Solomon's ring which let him control demons. So either the catholic church has forgotten that, or someone got this pope to use a silver ring and has a use for the original. I'd say it more likely they forgot or quit believing as they could have could have just given him a ring with new gold, but that also raises the possibility the ring was switched ages ago. Either way, the ring would be in irresponsible hands now
#263 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
Magic aint real kid and you're wrong about the ring.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_the_Fisherman
User avatar #139 - Sethorein (12/09/2014) [-]
wasn't demons. Solomon was able to control Genies or something...
#144 - rimjobmcgee (12/09/2014) [-]
Djinni technically, but its easier to just say demons for me when I can be general and not precise
#138 - underthetable (12/09/2014) [-]
Do we take it to the fires of Mt. Doom, in Mordor?
#141 - rimjobmcgee (12/09/2014) [-]
The magic being divine in origin is supposed to stay in the gold even it you melt it and reshape it, can you destroy gold? If not, maybe track down Methuselah's Sword to kill the 1000 demons? I don't know man, I just try to keep an eye on some of the more powerful legendary artifacts, just encase
#264 - popeflatus (12/09/2014) [-]
These artifacts aren't real and Solomon and Methuselah are not attested to by any evidence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#Historicity

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
#4 - No problem mate, I had the same problem until I was told that … 12/08/2014 on It's so much easier... 0
#78 - I heard copperheads were found to have control, that's why the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Just Hatched Snake +1
#79 - mclevantwo (12/08/2014) [-]
To be honest I am by no means a herpetologist, I just did a cursory google search and found a somewhat reliable-esque page of higher quality shit, so I really have no idea about snakes in general. I'm more of the I see them, and let them live if they don't move toawrds me type.
#74 - Young poisonous snakes can't control how much venom they relea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Just Hatched Snake +1
#77 - mclevantwo (12/08/2014) [-]
Well my nigga, you are right and wrong. There is no conclusive evidence on whether or not adult snakes inject all their venom with every bite or not, or if there is any control or thought behind it. Regarding baby snakes, that too is up for debate as to whether one is more concentrated or not not, but an adult snake has larger venom storage and output capabilities compared to a young snake. My best guess as to where this legend originates is that perhaps young snakes are more likely to strike rather than older, more mature snakes. But what the fuck do I know, I hate the scaly bastards anyways.
#78 - rimjobmcgee (12/08/2014) [-]
I heard copperheads were found to have control, that's why they often dry bite, but shit maybe I am wrong, haven't looked into snake research lately
#79 - mclevantwo (12/08/2014) [-]
To be honest I am by no means a herpetologist, I just did a cursory google search and found a somewhat reliable-esque page of higher quality shit, so I really have no idea about snakes in general. I'm more of the I see them, and let them live if they don't move toawrds me type.
#2 - Gotta find the issue on your own though as I just started rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on It's so much easier... 0
User avatar #3 - krasisisback (12/08/2014) [-]
Yay! thank you!
#4 - rimjobmcgee (12/08/2014) [-]
No problem mate, I had the same problem until I was told that link on here lol
#324 - Is your name weazr because you wheeze when admin ***** … 12/07/2014 on insult the mods! 0
#289 - Mods are so boring I couldn't even think of an original insult…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on insult the mods! 0
User avatar #301 - weazr (12/07/2014) [-]
So whose the boring person now? fgt
#324 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Is your name weazr because you wheeze when admin fucks your ass? Seriously though, you guys are alright
#126 - Phew, good luck with that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Female Face Fuck +1
User avatar #128 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
thanks
#123 - True, but the ones that do the threatening suicide and stuff c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Female Face Fuck 0
User avatar #124 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
Dude my brother (like an idiot) dated one of those girls got her preggers and now i love my nephew but im scared shitless being around she is fucking crazy.
#145 - georgequentin (12/07/2014) [-]
you should kill her
#126 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Phew, good luck with that
User avatar #128 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
thanks
#113 - No my friend, this is just a crazy bitch, and there are a surp…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Female Face Fuck +4
User avatar #120 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
just most girls hide their crazy better
#123 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
True, but the ones that do the threatening suicide and stuff can be scary, like is she going to kill herself, is she just talking, or am I going to get stabbed lol
User avatar #124 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
Dude my brother (like an idiot) dated one of those girls got her preggers and now i love my nephew but im scared shitless being around she is fucking crazy.
#145 - georgequentin (12/07/2014) [-]
you should kill her
#126 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Phew, good luck with that
User avatar #128 - LogicalPsycho (12/07/2014) [-]
thanks
#49 - Love the idea DM admin 12/07/2014 on stupid idea +4
#10 - Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#8 - Maybe you just have a tan?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #9 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
That might be possible, if both sides of my family weren't predominately Hispanic
User avatar #28 - castereleven (12/07/2014) [-]
Hispanic is an ethnicity. Are your parents Mestizo, Black, White, or mixed?
User avatar #29 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Mestizo, but my family has always called it Hispanic.
#10 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can we mail you to the feminists?
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#6 - Congratulations, you have discovered most of the privilege stu…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +73
User avatar #7 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Skin is still brown, so i guess it is crap
#8 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Maybe you just have a tan?
User avatar #9 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
That might be possible, if both sides of my family weren't predominately Hispanic
User avatar #28 - castereleven (12/07/2014) [-]
Hispanic is an ethnicity. Are your parents Mestizo, Black, White, or mixed?
User avatar #29 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Mestizo, but my family has always called it Hispanic.
#10 - rimjobmcgee (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I tried, guess its crap and you're living proof, so can we mail you to the feminists?
User avatar #11 - themanhodge (12/07/2014) [-]
Currently sending DNA and paycheck of my coworker and I to Femfrequency
User avatar #12 - Anonomousthirteen (12/07/2014) [-]
Mind if I make a suggestion on what form of sample?
#6 - Going to have to find a collector, just google ww2 memorabilia… 12/07/2014 on Antique Nazi Ceremonial Sword 0
#53 - Is this real? 12/07/2014 on Fleshlight Holder 0
#10 - Great, now I'm going to be spending the evening watching Brave, again 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess +2
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#5 - stormietheraver (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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