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rimjobmcgee

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#46 - Ok, I believe you  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Critical failure 0
User avatar #47 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Just quietly, this would be insight. Perception to see things, like spotting a guy hiding in some shadows, insight to see what people are up to.
#48 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
Ah, so what do you roll to try and tell if someone is bluffing? Or does a bluff work or fail based just on the roll of the bluffer? All I know about DnD is what I've read on this board honestly lol
User avatar #49 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Well, depends on what version you're playing. If you're playing 4e, it's insight like I said. 3.5 or pathfinder would be sense motive.
#50 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
I'll remember that, thanks
#45 - **rimjobmcgee used "*roll 1, 1-20*"** **rimjobmcgee rolls 0…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Critical failure 0
#46 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
Ok, I believe you
User avatar #47 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Just quietly, this would be insight. Perception to see things, like spotting a guy hiding in some shadows, insight to see what people are up to.
#48 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
Ah, so what do you roll to try and tell if someone is bluffing? Or does a bluff work or fail based just on the roll of the bluffer? All I know about DnD is what I've read on this board honestly lol
User avatar #49 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Well, depends on what version you're playing. If you're playing 4e, it's insight like I said. 3.5 or pathfinder would be sense motive.
#50 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
I'll remember that, thanks
#6 - Wow, not often someone rolls a nat one IRL  [+] (14 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Critical failure +388
#38 - jiltist (01/20/2015) [-]
**jiltist used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**jiltist rolls 17**
Rolling for Charisma: Bluff. "IRL, I always roll nat 20."
#45 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 07** Rolling for perception check
#46 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
Ok, I believe you
User avatar #47 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Just quietly, this would be insight. Perception to see things, like spotting a guy hiding in some shadows, insight to see what people are up to.
#48 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
Ah, so what do you roll to try and tell if someone is bluffing? Or does a bluff work or fail based just on the roll of the bluffer? All I know about DnD is what I've read on this board honestly lol
User avatar #49 - ninjaroo (01/20/2015) [-]
Well, depends on what version you're playing. If you're playing 4e, it's insight like I said. 3.5 or pathfinder would be sense motive.
#50 - rimjobmcgee (01/20/2015) [-]
I'll remember that, thanks
User avatar #43 - ludislavonac (01/20/2015) [-]
"Almost everyone on FJ is convinced this is true and people who play D&D want to invite you to their games, but some people call you a faggot"
User avatar #10 - veya (01/19/2015) [-]
I think this is more like rolling a nat20 on Bluff roll, but the result being more than you wanted.
User avatar #12 - barakakaka (01/19/2015) [-]
Reminds me of that 4chan screencap which had exaggerated results to nat20s.
Roll for bluff
nat20

"You convince yourself you are gay"
#34 - davyjonesbooty (01/20/2015) [-]
you mean this one?
User avatar #15 - veya (01/19/2015) [-]
Roll Psicraft check
nat20

"You've uncovered the true secrets of the plane of force, awakening the speedforce and becoming the first speedster of the realm."
#33 - anonexplains (01/20/2015) [-]
comic about the elf rolling a nat20 and seeing the universe would do good right about here.
#25 - consmith (01/20/2015) [-]
Roll Maath Class
Nat 20
Congrats nuggah, U undrill stand.
#11 - How often do these come out?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Dating a team magma grunt 6.5 +1
#22 - anonexplains (01/18/2015) [-]
About once every two weeks. The Korean guy who does these sets his own pace, so for all we know, this might be the last Pokémon piece of art he ever does.
#116 - God help us if Asians become terrorist and we get an A- 01/18/2015 on Make up your own minds. +1
#273 - I'm bored of a mundane life, and thinking about becoming a tra…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on no plans tonight? GET IN HERE 0
#1445 - 1 dexterity and I'm a dual wielder, sure I'd kill myself almos… 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1444 - **rimjobmcgee used "*roll 6, 1-10*"** **rimjobmcgee rolls 0…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1445 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
1 dexterity and I'm a dual wielder, sure I'd kill myself almost instantly
#1443 - **rimjobmcgee used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **rim…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1444 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 6, 1-10*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 01**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 09**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
#1445 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
1 dexterity and I'm a dual wielder, sure I'd kill myself almost instantly
#1442 - *roll 2, martial melee weapon* 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1441 - **rimjobmcgee used "*roll DD Class*"** **rimjobmcgee rolls …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1443 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls Battleaxe**
**rimjobmcgee rolls Halberd**
#1444 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 6, 1-10*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 01**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 09**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
#1445 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
1 dexterity and I'm a dual wielder, sure I'd kill myself almost instantly
#1442 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
*roll 2, martial melee weapon*
#1440 - *roll DD class*  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Death plays FJ D&D 0
#1441 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll DD Class*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
#1443 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 2, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls Battleaxe**
**rimjobmcgee rolls Halberd**
#1444 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
**rimjobmcgee used "*roll 6, 1-10*"**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 01**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 08**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 09**
**rimjobmcgee rolls 05**
#1445 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
1 dexterity and I'm a dual wielder, sure I'd kill myself almost instantly
#1442 - rimjobmcgee (01/17/2015) [-]
*roll 2, martial melee weapon*
#25 - Could someone please tell me what the **** this S… 01/17/2015 on God, I love /sug/. 0
#47 - Human male dual wielding scimitar and dirk spellsword, with da… 01/10/2015 on Let Me Help You 0
#5 - I feel like the dice gods hate you OP, twice you shat yourself… 01/10/2015 on First DND Campaign... 0
#16 - I don't know what I expected, but I was not disappointed 01/10/2015 on dmn bitch +1
#45 - Also like a dog for mermaids 01/09/2015 on Underwater dogs 0
#33 - Is this really a movement? Can someone add some sauce confirmi… 01/09/2015 on Somedays are better than... -1
#111 - What's this thing about the moon? 01/09/2015 on Pokemon 1st timer pt. 7 0
#38 - He's Canadian, he was probably leaving at the same time as ano… 01/09/2015 on Canadian police brutality +9
#98 - Are you fine with a wheat dough? I personally never use bleached flour  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Deliciousness 0
User avatar #100 - shadowsynergy (01/08/2015) [-]
Meh not for my family. Thanks anyway man!
#91 - I do meditate, but I've no luck with lucid dreaming. Tried the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Deliciousness 0
User avatar #92 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I hear it's different for everyone, but really helped me after my incident where I could just about sleep 2-3hours a night. Hope you get it working, it really sucks not being able to sleep.

You could try to hit the gym, get a good routine. Tires you out, if you do it in the morning or afternoon, it could help you sleep easier.
#89 - I'm usually in odd positions lol. I don't sleep much unless I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Deliciousness 0
User avatar #90 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I know that though - you should try "meditation", I do it in the shower, I feel so rested and 30minutes of it feels like a few hours. Should try to pick up lucid dreaming, can make 3hours feel like 10.
#91 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
I do meditate, but I've no luck with lucid dreaming. Tried the sleeping on my back and letting my hand drop method last, went four days without sleep before I gave up and went back to sleeping on my stomach lol
User avatar #92 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I hear it's different for everyone, but really helped me after my incident where I could just about sleep 2-3hours a night. Hope you get it working, it really sucks not being able to sleep.

You could try to hit the gym, get a good routine. Tires you out, if you do it in the morning or afternoon, it could help you sleep easier.
#87 - Only have the one half gallon/1.75 liter bottle for tonight. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Deliciousness 0
User avatar #88 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
Odd position (no offense) for a 24 year old person. I can't go to sleep when I am wasted, whenever I close my eyes - everything spins. Pls no.
#89 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm usually in odd positions lol. I don't sleep much unless I'm passed out drunk, rarely sleeping more than 3 hours a night. A shame really, I love dreaming
User avatar #90 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I know that though - you should try "meditation", I do it in the shower, I feel so rested and 30minutes of it feels like a few hours. Should try to pick up lucid dreaming, can make 3hours feel like 10.
#91 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
I do meditate, but I've no luck with lucid dreaming. Tried the sleeping on my back and letting my hand drop method last, went four days without sleep before I gave up and went back to sleeping on my stomach lol
User avatar #92 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I hear it's different for everyone, but really helped me after my incident where I could just about sleep 2-3hours a night. Hope you get it working, it really sucks not being able to sleep.

You could try to hit the gym, get a good routine. Tires you out, if you do it in the morning or afternoon, it could help you sleep easier.
#84 - Wasted is my goal tonight, and I'm probably there, but gonna f…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Deliciousness 0
User avatar #85 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
What about the second bottle?

Why wasted- is you don't mind my asking?
#87 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
Only have the one half gallon/1.75 liter bottle for tonight. I've never minded questions on here, I find I'm often far more open on here than I've ever been in life. Simply because on occasion, I feel very very old, so I drink myself blind and sleep until it passes
User avatar #88 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
Odd position (no offense) for a 24 year old person. I can't go to sleep when I am wasted, whenever I close my eyes - everything spins. Pls no.
#89 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm usually in odd positions lol. I don't sleep much unless I'm passed out drunk, rarely sleeping more than 3 hours a night. A shame really, I love dreaming
User avatar #90 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I know that though - you should try "meditation", I do it in the shower, I feel so rested and 30minutes of it feels like a few hours. Should try to pick up lucid dreaming, can make 3hours feel like 10.
#91 - rimjobmcgee (01/08/2015) [-]
I do meditate, but I've no luck with lucid dreaming. Tried the sleeping on my back and letting my hand drop method last, went four days without sleep before I gave up and went back to sleeping on my stomach lol
User avatar #92 - smaaen (01/08/2015) [-]
I hear it's different for everyone, but really helped me after my incident where I could just about sleep 2-3hours a night. Hope you get it working, it really sucks not being able to sleep.

You could try to hit the gym, get a good routine. Tires you out, if you do it in the morning or afternoon, it could help you sleep easier.

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#5 - stormietheraver (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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