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#5 - inb4 the thirsty half the site offers to take your virginity  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2014 on guess who's not a 20 y/o... +100
#170 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Fuck that I wanna be weezerd
#155 - guicosta (12/22/2014) [-]
the site offers to take the half your thirsty virginity fuck your inb4, I scrambled it seriously though, lets take each others virginity away DrollHumor
#146 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
do you mean the thirsty two halves
User avatar #112 - duelknight (12/21/2014) [-]
2late
#103 - logicstrike (12/21/2014) [-]
well it has gotten awfully hot in here I could use some energy drink
User avatar #102 - ieatbengay (12/21/2014) [-]
it's not thirsty for a guy to want to fuck

that's almost every guy
#82 - Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spir…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard 0
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
#54 - I could just possess someone like he did Quirel by promising t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +1
User avatar #61 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Thing is you cant just possess someone, they have to come in contact with the horcrux first, so yeah, walking down the beach and i stepped on a grain of salt, BUM i am possesed, doesnt it sound like a little bit of an unorthodox method? probably aint gonna work. Or Lance Armstrong went to make manteinance on a sattelite, BUM he is possesed. Nah. 100 years in the future, submarinas capable of diving to the bottom of the deepest oceans, diver touches one of millions of rock for whatever the reason, BUM he is possesed, nigg shiet ain gon work.
#82 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spirit. The horcruxes aren't needed for rival, they keep your soul bound on earth. They can be used for revival but aren't necessary for it
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
#29 - Reasons like this is why I like fj so much, the community real…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on I need my FJ family +1
#30 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
It truly is, fantabulous.
#77 - brahdin (12/21/2014) [-]
what odd pairs we make here on these sacred halls and friends we meet.
#78 - bananasenpai (12/21/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is like a mental asylum. We're all trapped here together and we can all be friends without trying to kill one another because we have like, straight jackets and shit.
#27 - Sure, but I'm not really sure what to say to help. I never rea…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on I need my FJ family +1
User avatar #28 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
I can relate, I know what it's like. Maybe I'm not the only one that needs his/her FJ family. Come on man, bring it in, hug this banana.
#29 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Reasons like this is why I like fj so much, the community really comes together
#30 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
It truly is, fantabulous.
#77 - brahdin (12/21/2014) [-]
what odd pairs we make here on these sacred halls and friends we meet.
#78 - bananasenpai (12/21/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is like a mental asylum. We're all trapped here together and we can all be friends without trying to kill one another because we have like, straight jackets and shit.
#25 - Have some Cave Johnson, always makes me feel better  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2014 on I need my FJ family +1
User avatar #26 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
Can I have you instead?
#27 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Sure, but I'm not really sure what to say to help. I never really get sad, if I were in your shoes, I'd get angry and snap on my parents. If it was an event that there wasn't a person to be mad at, like say I have a close relative that dies, I still don't get sad. I'm broken when it comes to being a human
User avatar #28 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
I can relate, I know what it's like. Maybe I'm not the only one that needs his/her FJ family. Come on man, bring it in, hug this banana.
#29 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Reasons like this is why I like fj so much, the community really comes together
#30 - bananasenpai (12/19/2014) [-]
It truly is, fantabulous.
#77 - brahdin (12/21/2014) [-]
what odd pairs we make here on these sacred halls and friends we meet.
#78 - bananasenpai (12/21/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is like a mental asylum. We're all trapped here together and we can all be friends without trying to kill one another because we have like, straight jackets and shit.
#40 - I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard 0
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
#38 - I'd only have six though, going for that magic 7 soul shards thing  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard 0
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I would probably only have 2 Horcuxes.
I'd then use those 2 Horcruxes to fashion identical versions of myself, then take over the world.
#40 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one of the other me's would try totake over late campaign
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
#36 - In that case I'd be unstoppable, my satellite one, a rock to d…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +1
User avatar #52 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Hahahaha cant you hear yourself? You do know Voldemort used those pieces to make horcruxes, because he had plans to resurrect? I mean, if they kill you, the rest are for you to come back, remember? Like the diary, it almost made Voldemort come back as a teenager, etc. So if you used a gran of salt, how would you resurrect from that? and who would help you find it(do the proper ritauls etc). You catch my drift?
#54 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I could just possess someone like he did Quirel by promising them power and such and tell them where it is. When I was close to it I'd be able to sense it to know which grain of sand, then kill the helper when I resurrect
User avatar #61 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Thing is you cant just possess someone, they have to come in contact with the horcrux first, so yeah, walking down the beach and i stepped on a grain of salt, BUM i am possesed, doesnt it sound like a little bit of an unorthodox method? probably aint gonna work. Or Lance Armstrong went to make manteinance on a sattelite, BUM he is possesed. Nah. 100 years in the future, submarinas capable of diving to the bottom of the deepest oceans, diver touches one of millions of rock for whatever the reason, BUM he is possesed, nigg shiet ain gon work.
#82 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spirit. The horcruxes aren't needed for rival, they keep your soul bound on earth. They can be used for revival but aren't necessary for it
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
Tons of things could be used that will never be destroyed in our lifetime.

Like.... the Abraham Lincoln national monument. Half of FJ's Virginity etc etc
#38 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd only have six though, going for that magic 7 soul shards thing
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I would probably only have 2 Horcuxes.
I'd then use those 2 Horcruxes to fashion identical versions of myself, then take over the world.
#40 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one of the other me's would try totake over late campaign
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
#34 - I thought that as well, but I wasn't sure if you could make a …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +1
User avatar #35 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd think you would be able to store a piece of your soul in anything you desire.

Voldemort was just so arrogant that he chose valuable or sentimental items. Especially Nagini his snake
#36 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
In that case I'd be unstoppable, my satellite one, a rock to drop in the Marianas trench, a rock on Antarctica, then my reign of terror could begin
User avatar #52 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Hahahaha cant you hear yourself? You do know Voldemort used those pieces to make horcruxes, because he had plans to resurrect? I mean, if they kill you, the rest are for you to come back, remember? Like the diary, it almost made Voldemort come back as a teenager, etc. So if you used a gran of salt, how would you resurrect from that? and who would help you find it(do the proper ritauls etc). You catch my drift?
#54 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I could just possess someone like he did Quirel by promising them power and such and tell them where it is. When I was close to it I'd be able to sense it to know which grain of sand, then kill the helper when I resurrect
User avatar #61 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Thing is you cant just possess someone, they have to come in contact with the horcrux first, so yeah, walking down the beach and i stepped on a grain of salt, BUM i am possesed, doesnt it sound like a little bit of an unorthodox method? probably aint gonna work. Or Lance Armstrong went to make manteinance on a sattelite, BUM he is possesed. Nah. 100 years in the future, submarinas capable of diving to the bottom of the deepest oceans, diver touches one of millions of rock for whatever the reason, BUM he is possesed, nigg shiet ain gon work.
#82 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spirit. The horcruxes aren't needed for rival, they keep your soul bound on earth. They can be used for revival but aren't necessary for it
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
Tons of things could be used that will never be destroyed in our lifetime.

Like.... the Abraham Lincoln national monument. Half of FJ's Virginity etc etc
#38 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd only have six though, going for that magic 7 soul shards thing
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I would probably only have 2 Horcuxes.
I'd then use those 2 Horcruxes to fashion identical versions of myself, then take over the world.
#40 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one of the other me's would try totake over late campaign
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
#32 - That's why I'd master wiping memories first, no one would know…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +1
User avatar #33 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
If I could make a Horcux, the Earth would be my Horcrux. Or a single grain of sand on a beach. Maybe a rock that gets dumped into the deep ocean.

No one would ever find my Horcruxes.
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I thought that as well, but I wasn't sure if you could make a horcrux out of anything. The book never really specified whether Voldemort just wanted items of meaning, or they had to meet certain requirements
User avatar #35 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd think you would be able to store a piece of your soul in anything you desire.

Voldemort was just so arrogant that he chose valuable or sentimental items. Especially Nagini his snake
#36 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
In that case I'd be unstoppable, my satellite one, a rock to drop in the Marianas trench, a rock on Antarctica, then my reign of terror could begin
User avatar #52 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Hahahaha cant you hear yourself? You do know Voldemort used those pieces to make horcruxes, because he had plans to resurrect? I mean, if they kill you, the rest are for you to come back, remember? Like the diary, it almost made Voldemort come back as a teenager, etc. So if you used a gran of salt, how would you resurrect from that? and who would help you find it(do the proper ritauls etc). You catch my drift?
#54 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I could just possess someone like he did Quirel by promising them power and such and tell them where it is. When I was close to it I'd be able to sense it to know which grain of sand, then kill the helper when I resurrect
User avatar #61 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Thing is you cant just possess someone, they have to come in contact with the horcrux first, so yeah, walking down the beach and i stepped on a grain of salt, BUM i am possesed, doesnt it sound like a little bit of an unorthodox method? probably aint gonna work. Or Lance Armstrong went to make manteinance on a sattelite, BUM he is possesed. Nah. 100 years in the future, submarinas capable of diving to the bottom of the deepest oceans, diver touches one of millions of rock for whatever the reason, BUM he is possesed, nigg shiet ain gon work.
#82 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spirit. The horcruxes aren't needed for rival, they keep your soul bound on earth. They can be used for revival but aren't necessary for it
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
Tons of things could be used that will never be destroyed in our lifetime.

Like.... the Abraham Lincoln national monument. Half of FJ's Virginity etc etc
#38 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd only have six though, going for that magic 7 soul shards thing
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I would probably only have 2 Horcuxes.
I'd then use those 2 Horcruxes to fashion identical versions of myself, then take over the world.
#40 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one of the other me's would try totake over late campaign
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
#12 - 6 beers? Are you a woman?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Drunk chat! 0
User avatar #15 - immatakeaduty (12/19/2014) [-]
a twelve pound woman, who has been fasting for 3 years
#43 - No, but let me tell you anyways. Victim was tied or locked dow…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Somone's getting their ass... 0
#46 - tenaciouslee (12/19/2014) [-]
Sweet holy Christ...
#42 - I'm ambidextrous, but not from luck, just from having my left … 12/19/2014 on Everybody look at your hands 0
#21 - Innate ability, **** I'd find a way to increase m…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard 0
User avatar #31 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure if anyone found out you could drain someone else's power... they'd kill you instantly.
#32 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
That's why I'd master wiping memories first, no one would know why students were turning up with no more magic or memories... until it was too late. Especially if I could use it to target a group, I could drain the head-table and bam I got the magic of %90 of the staff including Dumbledore and from then on I'd be unstoppable. I'd also create a horcrux as soon as I was able so I couldn't be killed easily. Once I could have multiple horcruxes and was powerful, I'd magic myself to a satellite about to be sent to orbit the earth, magic the satellite itself to not be summon-able, and launch one of them into space. I'd make an awesome dark wizard
User avatar #33 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
If I could make a Horcux, the Earth would be my Horcrux. Or a single grain of sand on a beach. Maybe a rock that gets dumped into the deep ocean.

No one would ever find my Horcruxes.
#34 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I thought that as well, but I wasn't sure if you could make a horcrux out of anything. The book never really specified whether Voldemort just wanted items of meaning, or they had to meet certain requirements
User avatar #35 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd think you would be able to store a piece of your soul in anything you desire.

Voldemort was just so arrogant that he chose valuable or sentimental items. Especially Nagini his snake
#36 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
In that case I'd be unstoppable, my satellite one, a rock to drop in the Marianas trench, a rock on Antarctica, then my reign of terror could begin
User avatar #52 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Hahahaha cant you hear yourself? You do know Voldemort used those pieces to make horcruxes, because he had plans to resurrect? I mean, if they kill you, the rest are for you to come back, remember? Like the diary, it almost made Voldemort come back as a teenager, etc. So if you used a gran of salt, how would you resurrect from that? and who would help you find it(do the proper ritauls etc). You catch my drift?
#54 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I could just possess someone like he did Quirel by promising them power and such and tell them where it is. When I was close to it I'd be able to sense it to know which grain of sand, then kill the helper when I resurrect
User avatar #61 - jpv (12/19/2014) [-]
Thing is you cant just possess someone, they have to come in contact with the horcrux first, so yeah, walking down the beach and i stepped on a grain of salt, BUM i am possesed, doesnt it sound like a little bit of an unorthodox method? probably aint gonna work. Or Lance Armstrong went to make manteinance on a sattelite, BUM he is possesed. Nah. 100 years in the future, submarinas capable of diving to the bottom of the deepest oceans, diver touches one of millions of rock for whatever the reason, BUM he is possesed, nigg shiet ain gon work.
#82 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
Quirel never made contact first, he found Voldy's roaming spirit. The horcruxes aren't needed for rival, they keep your soul bound on earth. They can be used for revival but aren't necessary for it
User avatar #85 - jpv (12/20/2014) [-]
They are needed for revival actually, the method Quirell was gonna use without having an Horcrux was using the Philosofers stone to revive the actual leftover spirit of voldemort after the Harrypotter and ancient magics affair.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
Tons of things could be used that will never be destroyed in our lifetime.

Like.... the Abraham Lincoln national monument. Half of FJ's Virginity etc etc
#38 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd only have six though, going for that magic 7 soul shards thing
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
I would probably only have 2 Horcuxes.
I'd then use those 2 Horcruxes to fashion identical versions of myself, then take over the world.
#40 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't trust me enough to do that, I'd be too paranoid one of the other me's would try totake over late campaign
User avatar #59 - Tusura (12/19/2014) [-]
It's MAGIC.

I can make them completely subservient and dependent on me.
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User avatar #216 - fuelnfire (12/17/2014) [-]
Go basejumping. Seriously. Biggest adrenaline hit you'll ever get in your life.
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User avatar #199 - fuelnfire (12/17/2014) [-]
Scared to death of heights. Like frozen mess fear. I did a year roofing out of highschool, still scared to shit. Took several jumps out of a plane to get rid of that fear, and it still hovers around. Still dont like climbing anything taller than 20 feet or walking across anything without rails.
#209 - rimjobmcgee (12/17/2014) [-]
I need that fear, but I lack it, and will one day be up high and jump just for the thrill
User avatar #216 - fuelnfire (12/17/2014) [-]
Go basejumping. Seriously. Biggest adrenaline hit you'll ever get in your life.
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#5 - stormietheraver ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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