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Date Signed Up:2/20/2013
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#9 - If you can become a real version of Usui (the guy putting the … 05/29/2014 on Smooth moves 0
#2999 - **rimjobmcgee rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#14 - I started watching it when it first came out. It potentially h… 05/27/2014 on Did I fucking ask if you... +1
#23 - And has infected around half of the population in cats-as-pets… 05/27/2014 on Bugs controlling their hosts +3
#19 - It isn't lost, its given up. It isn't being young that lets hu… 05/26/2014 on Creepy Things Babysitters... +1
#51 - Same. His mom and sister are royal cunts, but he had plenty o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on 4chan Rage -1
User avatar #73 - iizsimon (05/26/2014) [-]
both of you shut the fuck up holy fuck
#49 - My mind and browser history are already beyond repair, so I go… 05/26/2014 on desperate is showing +1
#31 - People are ******* weird. People from the interne… 05/25/2014 on use your tail tip! +1
#29 - A joke about Alice from Monster Girl Quest. If you aren't into…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2014 on use your tail tip! +3
User avatar #30 - koolkidkonnor (05/25/2014) [-]
man, the people from the internet are fucking weird.
User avatar #33 - apellon (05/25/2014) [-]
Hi I'm married to a fictional character
User avatar #47 - koolkidkonnor (05/25/2014) [-]
thats sad
#31 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
People are fucking weird. People from the internet seem weirder because they hold far less back
#11 - What if he hides in the bushes? 05/25/2014 on so close, yet so far +3
#57 - Omit the Legends of Wan episodes, and while I want to disagree… 05/25/2014 on Gods Be Damned +1
#17 - Stay calm, talk with them to help them see why whatever they d…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on truth +35
#78 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I was about to ask why you would never have kids. Saw your username. Probably for the best XD
User avatar #18 - guiguito (05/25/2014) [-]
I won't have kids either, but i am somewhat glad i got my ass beaten so hard i could not sit, i turned out fine and found out the world ins't fair really quickly and it kinda gave me a advantage in life.
#36 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
yeah, you sure do sound like a well-adjusted individual who brings nothing but joy to other's lives
User avatar #34 - sinonyx (05/25/2014) [-]
cool

how much do you trust someone?
User avatar #66 - guiguito (05/25/2014) [-]
I don't know man, i think it depends, there ins't exactly any situation in my life that requires trusting, but for what it's worth i trust my origin and steam accounts to a few of my buddies so they can play the games as well and it never backfired.
#60 - It really is similar, we both identify by abnormal methods, yo… 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +1
#57 - Born with it. Not sure why, but its sensitive to the point I c…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +1
#124 - rsinc (05/25/2014) [-]
I have the exact same thing. I can close my eyes and identify people from their smell. I can also find my phone and remote really easily with my nose.
User avatar #58 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm kind of the same. The majority of females, I don't know them by name. I just understand how their butt looks whenever they walk because I usually walk with my head down and eyes on my phone.
Identify by smell and identify by butt. Same thing.
User avatar #66 - spceinvdr (05/25/2014) [-]
BUT CAN YOU IDENTIFY BY THE SMELL OF THE BUTT?
User avatar #67 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
For some of them I really wish I could.
#60 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
It really is similar, we both identify by abnormal methods, you just use a sight and I use a scent, but something about the way you said it made me laugh
#55 - A really sensitive nose and a few times when I needed to make …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +2
User avatar #56 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
What caused the sensitive nose?
#57 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
Born with it. Not sure why, but its sensitive to the point I can identify people by their smell, and use it to find things. Has major downsides though, strong smells can be overwhelming, and people that wear too much perfume or cologne I can't stand to be close to for too long
#124 - rsinc (05/25/2014) [-]
I have the exact same thing. I can close my eyes and identify people from their smell. I can also find my phone and remote really easily with my nose.
User avatar #58 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm kind of the same. The majority of females, I don't know them by name. I just understand how their butt looks whenever they walk because I usually walk with my head down and eyes on my phone.
Identify by smell and identify by butt. Same thing.
User avatar #66 - spceinvdr (05/25/2014) [-]
BUT CAN YOU IDENTIFY BY THE SMELL OF THE BUTT?
User avatar #67 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
For some of them I really wish I could.
#60 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
It really is similar, we both identify by abnormal methods, you just use a sight and I use a scent, but something about the way you said it made me laugh
#53 - 90% isopropyl alcohol to wash anything you don't want to smell…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/25/2014 on MFW I fingered my first girl +6
User avatar #147 - alimais (05/25/2014) [-]
If you want to be 101% sure you mix that isopropyl alcohol with chlor taps
User avatar #54 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm wondering how you know that.
#55 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
A really sensitive nose and a few times when I needed to make sure I couldn't be tracked by scent by animals like bloodhounds and such
User avatar #56 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
What caused the sensitive nose?
#57 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
Born with it. Not sure why, but its sensitive to the point I can identify people by their smell, and use it to find things. Has major downsides though, strong smells can be overwhelming, and people that wear too much perfume or cologne I can't stand to be close to for too long
#124 - rsinc (05/25/2014) [-]
I have the exact same thing. I can close my eyes and identify people from their smell. I can also find my phone and remote really easily with my nose.
User avatar #58 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm kind of the same. The majority of females, I don't know them by name. I just understand how their butt looks whenever they walk because I usually walk with my head down and eyes on my phone.
Identify by smell and identify by butt. Same thing.
User avatar #66 - spceinvdr (05/25/2014) [-]
BUT CAN YOU IDENTIFY BY THE SMELL OF THE BUTT?
User avatar #67 - friendlyanonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
For some of them I really wish I could.
#60 - rimjobmcgee (05/25/2014) [-]
It really is similar, we both identify by abnormal methods, you just use a sight and I use a scent, but something about the way you said it made me laugh
#71 - They weren't hugging, they were struggling to try and get the … 05/25/2014 on Incredible +33
#23 - You're a good person, and I hope you stay that good 05/24/2014 on Why I quit my job… 0
#17 - How are you defining best?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Accurate +7
User avatar #32 - victorycry (05/24/2014) [-]
By best I mean accurate and with a political standing that matches my own more than that of other news outlets...I'm simply stating my opinion, which happens to be the opposite of the opinion stated in this post
#16 - Even then, they're going to be able to fight back for some tim…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on What... 0
User avatar #23 - tojimajia (05/24/2014) [-]
aaand after using the knife you can then go barehanded. so whats the issue?
#40 - I've got 2 pitbulls. They hurt every woman I bring home. Becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Dogs Are Not The Problem 0
User avatar #44 - anxitey (05/24/2014) [-]
If I was you I would do one things or two things. 1. You might want to state a couch were they can't go on. Most dog don't like water on their fur so I use a water gun to tell my dogs to stop. You should think about that idea it's more easier done than said. 2. Most puppies or ones that think they are like to jump on people they just met. You need them to calm down, a walk is a good way. If you are lazy (I am too) than you should have the woman and the doges met first. Let them smell her and get her scent after awhile they will get bored and go do other things. I hoped I helped.
#118 - Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +2
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#112 - I'm willing to risk injury to settle a mild curiosity, so of c…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +1
User avatar #113 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
A joke.
#118 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win mmo, it doesn't have a conflict resolution end, the more money you throw at it the easier it is, but no matter how well you do, eventually something happens and you have to quit playing. Life's the game that no one will ever win, they'll just play as long as they possibly can, or give up and quit early on. The closest to winning is playing forever therefor never losing
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#80 - Agreed, dick jokes are more common than I gave them credit for… 05/24/2014 on Dirty HQ 0
#77 - You talk about most people on the site not being over 18, yet …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Dirty HQ +1
User avatar #78 - kleinmirci (05/24/2014) [-]
Don't know if you've ever socialized as an adult, but dick jokes are really common among friends. Also this is the internet; dick jokes galore.

I also chose the pentagram just because it would piss people like you off. Glad to see it's working.

Adult jokes in kids shows doesn't make it an adult show. They're meant for parents being forced to watch the show with their kids, not social outcasts hiding in basements.
#80 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Agreed, dick jokes are more common than I gave them credit for, honestly I only have around ten people I consider friends, so I disregarded larger social circles. I'm not pissed off, I was pointing out that their are better arguments you could make, you want a lot of negative attention, so I was advising you should pick a stronger standpoint for your first argument.I didn't say it made it an adult show, I said the same as you, that it was for parents watching the show with their kids, though I wouldn't say they are forced. More often than not though, these post are aimed at the people that watched it as a kid and missed them. Personally, I loved Animaniacs as a kid, but when I see a post about an adult joke I was clueless about when I watched it as a kid, I enjoy the post as it shows the difference between me as an innocent kid and an adult
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#5 - stormietheraver ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
seems appropriate ^_^
#6 to #5 - rimjobmcgee (12/04/2014) [-]
Definitely appropriate lol
#1 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
Greetings new friend who i've met several times!
#2 to #1 - rimjobmcgee (05/11/2014) [-]
Dumb as this sounds, I didn't know we could comment on profiles lol, but greetings mate
User avatar #3 to #2 - hydromatic (05/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense, this is the first comment on yours :p
#4 to #3 - rimjobmcgee (05/12/2014) [-]
As much as a comment on content, I'm surprised I haven't at least had people cursing at me on here lol
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