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#142 - I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I…  [+] (2 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#139 - You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I …  [+] (4 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
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#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#135 - I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions t…  [+] (6 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
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#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
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#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#129 - Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night …  [+] (8 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
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#137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
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#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
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#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#120 - I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just…  [+] (10 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
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#130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
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#137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
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#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
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#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#115 - in that case I don't think I've ever been that horny as there …  [+] (12 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#116 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Honestly. I've been so horny lately and i haven't been able to get it out as well as i would like. I don't honestly care if its a horse or something I hated. I just need release. It's gotten so bad.
#120 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just fapping gives me enough release that I just move on, but I've been told I'm strange and had fucked up priorities lol
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#123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar
#130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar
#137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar
#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar
#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#112 - Define celestial being  [+] (14 replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
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#113 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Anything that can poof into my bedroom and fuck me physically. i meant like astral, anything spiritual
#115 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
in that case I don't think I've ever been that horny as there some fucked up stories about astral creatures. Plus with my luck it'd be someone I absolutely hated that had a magic horse-dick that would pop into my room and fuck me, and I can say I wouldn't be into that
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#116 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Honestly. I've been so horny lately and i haven't been able to get it out as well as i would like. I don't honestly care if its a horse or something I hated. I just need release. It's gotten so bad.
#120 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just fapping gives me enough release that I just move on, but I've been told I'm strange and had fucked up priorities lol
User avatar
#123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar
#130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar
#137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar
#141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar
#143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol