Hi. I've been with limited internet, and I started school.

If you want them, they're yours

sweet! thanks man!

oh, do you have a steam?

if so, do you have dawn of war: retribution?

I do have both

steamcommunity.com/id/Hammer_of_the_emperor/

Entrance exams

Weird is what I do best

then get ready to go up ************* butt

Because every argument is easily won by blaming the Jews. Still, you don't want to risk infection by getting sand in there if you're travelling people.

well sand will only get in there if you wear boxers or if youre an arab who doesnt wear underwear
yeah arabs cut the cucumber too but they dont preach to the world to copy them....the jews did take practical steps to shove their ideal down others throats....well more specifically the zionist lunatics

Well, during that time, the Jews were Arabs who didn't wear underwear. And Jesus was either brown or black. White is not a choice. I'm sorry for that, organized religion. He probably did exist as a historical person who had a lot of ideas in the relaxed and groovy area

jesus was an arab not a ******

its pretty obvious he was just overhyped like the human version of an iphone.....its easy enough to arrange bribes to make people pretend and play along with his **** ...like using that poison that knocks you out for a couple days in near-death to be that 'dead guy' jesus resurrected...or having some smart kid pretend to be blind and people didnt question him because he was a kid...they just saw jesus 'give him his sight back'

organized religion is the same as organized crime...everything is set up and calculated to be beneficial to those who pull the strings

Well, most of the odd stuff started happening around the time when Konstantine took it as the official religion of the Roman Empire. That was also the time when the religion was transformed from a religion that was so pacifist the Romans couldn't trust them to pick up a sword if attacked, to being kinda okay with spreading the faith by the tip of the sword. Then came the Germanic barbarians, then the Langobards, then Charlemagne, then the Franks, then the Holy Roman Empire. And all the time things were added to and omitted from the dogma and the writings

the world was better when it was under actual religions like the norse, greek and egyptian gods that came with names so faithful could have direct connections with their faith by calling gods by name

organized religion calling the power 'god' by title is a new world order plan that you never address the great leader by name, you always submit to the title...like emperor or Tsar or president....submitting to the position regardless who or what holds it....and if you read the bible, the psalms are pretty obvious stating all rulers of the world will fall and everything will submit to israel

I think it really was a much better system to have specific gods for specific purposes with names and offerings for each. A farmer doesn't sacrifice for the God of war, but he does sacrifice to get better crops or weather.
Simple, effective, and useful at that time in human development. Not so these days. Not really.

A lot of public perception however is coloured by media and religion. Because they are the easiest ways to control public perception. It's the media who take small things like kids listening to metal and make that the driving force behind talk about shootings, or bullying, or vandalism, or any other ******** topic that is in that week. In the same way it's easy to demonize things in order to incite fear and ignorance

living in the most gun-friendly country in the world is what causes school shootings

yeah it is kinda sad how the media ********** music as the cause...couldnt possibly be bad parenting or FPS games, or how ******* easy it is to get gunsin the united states of firearmerica

It's usually parenting, bullying, psychological issues, and the ease of access to firearms. Ease of access to firearms also contributes to more suicides. Because oddly enough suicide usually is a snap decision, and anything getting in the way even slightly usually stops people.

well alot of parenting issues are encouraged by the state to undermine the actual role of parents in raising kids, to make kids more likely to either snap and end up in a corporate jail or have the urge to kill and join the military in the neverending wars

bullying is another thing encouraged and the state has stepped in more and more to block adults from intervening, the state wants bullying to keep societies pecking order of strongest to weakest with the few in the middle who fight back ,or the few who snap and again become police's job to arrest or shoot

psychological issues are, you guessed it...mostly encouraged...yes there are kids born ****** in the head but most mental cases are learned behaviour from state supplied negative traumas through their lives to create a few criminals or soldiers, and for those in between, live lives on corporate medications supplied by child and adult psychiatrists

guns arent totally the only means of snap suicides....theres also poisons and high places...in fact ive seen a couple people jump off rooftops or apartment balconies over snap decisions

Well, of course people jump off things as a snap suicide, but that's where the suicide fences come in as a functional deterrent. For whatever reason, being even slightly inconvenienced in the course of carrying out the suicide usually deters people from carrying it out. Guns eliminate all hassle with the simple point and click interface.
A lot of the psychological problems are also aggravated from actual lack of caring and treatment. A lot of times people just don't get the help even if they seek it.

well the problem is that actual treatment is sidelined in favor of doctors pushing pills onto people as the magical cure....and if people cant afford them, or run out, or are against meds, the system says tough **** for them,

people bad enough to require institutions are worse off.....voluntary mental hospitals just push the meds scheme so patients checking themselves out either live on pils or flip out, or end up in one of the compulsory hospitals, and end up force fed pills by the state

hospitals dont treat patience because of the same reason medical doctors dont....they like to keep people sick in mind and vody to ensure an ongoing customer base

Well, medications are the cheap and easy method, but it's not like the whole healthcare system isn't afflicted by that fact. Thousands of unnecessary painkiller and antibiotics prescriptions every year. And that's not really beneficial to anyone either. It's all kinda ****** up really.

munching down pills to fix your problems only works in fps games

real life needs actual help

Well, some people do benefit from medication, but it's certainly not a cure-all quick fix

well thats the sad way modern medicine goes, generalizing everyhing

rather than sort out the relatively sane from the mentally broken, they just feed everyone pills
rather than tell dirty ******* to wash a bit more than once a week or so, they just tell everyone to peel their carrots with circumcision
rather than tell lazy slobs to exercise and eat healthy, they jus ttell everyone to eat vitamin supplements and get vaccines for everything

Well, it's a big business.
Still, circumcision has become a part of the American ideal of beauty, and of course helps the cosmetics industry too

shows the kind of cultural strangledhold they have, when the jewish tradition of mutilating your dick becomes american tradition

Well, it was born out of practicality. But the thing is that it too was probably introduced to the American society by religion at some point. Although I'm so glad that there are still fundamentalist scare-films demonizing toys ,and Christmas, and everything else. Fun stuff.

it was born thousands of years ago in the middle east where fresh water was precious and people didnt know adequate hygeine.....over time people have become more clean and medicines have become more commonplace...i for one would rather get pills and creams than mutilate my salami

kinda hypocritical alot of religions say your body is a temple to god and still mutilate them mens wangs...thats like going int oa real temple and tearing down a few tapestries and pretending vandalizing the place still counts as respecting it

I find it bizarre that not many western cultures still do it as a standard. It's kinda just you guys. I know one person without a foreskin, and for him it was medically beneficial to have it removed.

yeah i get people who chop for actual medical necessity, but all these people who do it because they can are stupid and lazy to take the easy way ratherthan just shower daily...or those who force the mutilation on little babies so they grow up thinking its normal..aka not giving them a choice

people take living in the 1st world for granted and stupidly act like the 1st world is a forcefield protecting them from all things bad

Well, in the States it's seen more as a standard of beauty and it's kinda given that they do it to the child as soon as the ****** pops out the womb. Which is terrible.

well as i said, thats how far usa has been indoctrinated into the jewish tradition of genital mutilation......
mother nature put the skin there for a reason, an element of physical protection for that sensitive part of your body....cutting it off because you think it helps keep you healthy and relying on underwear for protection, is kinda close to having your nose cut off and wearing a filter mask over your face because that'' stop you inhaling bad things out of the air much better than your nose does

The douches with the popped collars, caps, and rampant homophobia even though they are at least slightly metrosexual

oh the douchebag culture is kinda here, but more like kevin federlines....douches that look like they sleep in their clothes, kinda scrawny but still wear tanktops showing off their non-muscles, and act like theyre gods gift to women

Oh, lovely. The hipster culture landed here about two years ago, and it's irritating as **** .

hipsters arent so bad, the emos are

worst one i saw was some black male teen, wearing a bright blue hoodie, dark blue denim shorts, bright pink sneakers...mascara.....got on the train and stood in a corner facing the wall, sniffing like hes about to cry...conductor didnt even ask him for his ticket.....thought it might make him snap

Well, that just being a stupid emo. Emos are kinda nice because they keep the **** to themselves and don't bother the self-respecting metalheads

depends....

i used to hang out with some goths....and half of them were just drug addict emos who wore black pretending to be goth because it gave them a better title than emo stoner

Well, we can't all be wannabe metalheads. Some of us have to listen to the Cure and be little bitches about it. Also, the Cure is a good band, but Bauhaus is better

yeah but some of them were retards who just sat around smoking weed, and a few were cutters who hurt themselves 'because life is too hard'

Well, that's just the way people are. I don't see why you should need to concern yourself with others being stupid. Besides, cutters are amusing.

well yeah, cutters are funny and stoners are just sad....but having them pretend to be 'goths' and putting their bad impressions on real goths...is the problem

Well, not really. Most real goths don't really give a flying about posers. And besides, society is built in a way that makes all niches be antagonized by other niches. So it's not really productive to focus on that

yeah but having ones niche picked at over things that have nothing to do wit hthe niche....like the stoners making goths look like drug addicts....emos making goths look like they hate life....satanists making it look like goths do animal sacrifices......

Well, satanists don't sacrifice animals. ****** up people sacrifice animals.

yeah its all about misconceptions being applied to niches....and posers dont help

Well, they don't hurt as much as society labeling them wrongly out of pragmatism, fear, or cultural tradition does

also simple minded people generalizing everything for their narrow minds to not have to work so hard knowing differences

And then we come to the media and religion. Both benefit from making things simpler than they are, and also more threatening than they are.

hell media ********** everything under the sun at one time or another,,.and religions ********* everything not part of them

Well, less of a douche.

so..more a straight Neil patrick harris

Indeed

when we SEE RIKTER AT THE PARTY.....hes always in the middle of a group of girls hes flirting with

I think my GF would protest quite a bit

i see how it is......

Sure. Or maybe I'm in an actually happy relationship and I don't have to find female attention elsewhere. However you want to put it.

rikter puppy is a happy pet
his mistress treats him right and hes loyal

You really need to **** mudkip. Might mellow you out.

well little hard to chill out when living in a big city populated with 80% assholes

Well, that's pretty much the human condition. All you can do is not be one of those assholes.

well is tha main reason i keep to myself alot

most people in the city are tards who live for beer, sports, and cars
aka somehow being rednecks while living in the city

I'm not into sports or cars. Beer is okay, but it's not a necessity

yeah but youre not a redneck

most people around here...if you say you dont like beer, or cars or sports...they act like westboro baptists to an atheist
'burn the heretic'

Lovely

like sane and rational people may not agree with you disliking something they like but they get over it....these rednecks just start preaching how great they think that **** is as if their 'hulk smash' rage will intimidate you into liking them

Do you have the "bro" culture there?

bro?

What is odd is you getting turned on my mudkip getting turned on

he doesnt turn me on....idk what the little teacup even looks like

he could be a skinny little geeky nigel with thick glasses and a london look tooth gapyou could slot your credit card through

i only like good looking t-girls

I quite like Sarina. My enjoyment of Bailey suffered slightly when she got bigger implants

you prefer small boobs?

Well, Sarina isn't exactly flat herself. Still, I feel that the newer implants on Bailey don't look quite as nice as they used to. But I do like small books as well.

**konradkurze rolls 55**
dubs and i rubs your face between holly sweets huge boobs

I win.

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A little on the large side

the bigger the cushion the better the pushin

That sounds like deception of a generation

id say guys chasing after skinny little anorexic bitches is a deception....

Well, I'm not skinny, and my gf isn't skinny.

Rikter has a girlfriend?

what sorcery is this

Why would it be sorcery? I'm very charming.

< yes, very charming

Don't be a bitch. Just because you're socially impaired in some other way I am doesn't make you any less of a maniac.

w/e prince charming

I just hope I'm not too big

bitch please
mudkips ass has seen more latex than all the 80's horror movies put together

he could stretch to fit the empire state building up there

Probably seen more lube than the Alien-franchise

and more gay than anything giger ever created

Wow, we're in Predator territory already?

**konradkurze rolls 16**
dubs and Rikter has a face-hugger pop an alien baby up his butt

A facehugger rapes it's baby into you, which then rapes it's way out of you.

Rikter will be a proud mommy to an alien baby

Which also looks like a dick.

which is why mudkip will slide it up his butt

And now everything has gone a full circle. Except your apparent interest in the buttstuff

im here to film it and make you two into famous porn stars

you'll be up there with bailey jay, holly sweet, vanessa blue and jenna jameson

Well, Bailey is pretty damn fine

mudkip doesnt mind getting a boob job to be girly....how about you?

want implants?

No thanks.

sine you can be the girly man who takes it up the butt from transvestite ************

You have odd fetishes

liking t-girls isnt odd....its a pretty common thing

what is odd is mudkip being turned on by EVERYTHING

< mudkip in a nutshell

You are ****** up in the head.

mfw you only just realized this

Not Royal Kunt. Not at all.

id still **** her
shed be nice to me as long as in banging her

I think she'd just consider you a little useless and then take the reins and ******** you.

i dont mind being her bitch, as long as im hitting that

That says all kinds of bad stuff about where you're mentally.

im not crazy....im Slaaneshi
its all about sexual pleasure dude

you sound a bit jealous

Sure, I can be jealous if that'll make you feel better.
In unrelated matters, I made an objective marker.

do tell
whats the marker

It's just a wooden cross with a servo skull

make one of abaddon on the cross

he is the chaos jesus of 40K

I was thinking of making Heldane's grave with someone pissing on it. But I was thinking that I would make a small diorama of Tobias Maxilla, so I guess that I could make Abaddon on the cross at some point. I should make a base for it with red LEDs so it bathes in red light from below

That's a weird std to have on your face

*scratches self*
what did you give me Rikter?
have you been tested?

Well, yeah...
But then I serviced all those sailors and your family members...

my family are dead....
you admit to ******* dead bodies

and you call me crazy

You are crazy

and youre a crazy necrophiliac whore

That's the Slaaneshi pervert calling the regular pervert a pervert.

on a different topic, can i show you something

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Well, that was the most disturbing thing to come out of TtR

what can i say.....other than....Id **** T'Nuk

You win today's "Who is more ****** up" contest

Id **** T'nuk from tripping the rift
id **** Mileena and sheeva from mortal kombat
id **** cultist-chan from warhammer 40k
id **** the lizard girl from fritz the cat

now here comes the crazy part

id **** all them but still not touch a black girl

I wouldn't **** T'nuk. I would however **** a black chick.

whats wrong with T'nuk

3 boobs dude

Ugly spacecow with an ugly attitude

shes only angry because shes sexually frustrated

id fix that

Or maybe she's just a cunt

well oddly enough...

her full name is Tnuk Layor

and what does it say read backwards

That's my fetish

this little girl belongs in finland

I'm okay with this result

**konradkurze rolls 4**

1-3-5-7-9: classic Recall mutant hooker
2-4-6-8-0: boring new one

Damn..... Not as happy with this

fine
you get the new hooker i take the classic

roll dubs and ill let you have the midget hooker

**rikter rolls 351,706,553**

**konradkurze rolls 27**
dubs and I make you **** that mutant psychic woman

The Dubperor is on my side, you beast of Slaanesh

the **** ....

yay ********

cockhole

whats that
you offering your hole?

You couldn't handle me

Kinky

anyways kid, sleep time here

Have a good one gramps

ill leave the night-light on so you dont get scared of the dark

I have two Dev squads, one with four HBs, and one with two MLs and two LCs

4 H.bolts? the fuq

Somehow 12 shots, 3 of which hit with a roll of 2, thins the opponents ranks quite satisfactorily

takes me back to dawn of war....when i heard that i had to fight a bloodthirster, i just built a line of turrets and had max inf squads with 4 h.bolters each and sprayed the ****** to hell

Kinda. How do you think I should outfit the Tactical sergeant?

up to you, i dont know what kinda theme you want your monkeys to have

I think I'll go with a bolt pistol and a power weapon. Either a fist or a sword.

You traitors and your rimjobs

thats just death guard....they like eating poop

They do a lot of sick stuff

*taps you on the chest and makes you grow a single boob on your left side*

Chaos taint..... Well, it's about suicide o'clock

you can be tainted and still serve the emperor
worked for your cousins the soul dinkers

I should get the Soul Drinkers books

was fun reading, i recommend them

I'm kinda excited about the Ciaphas Cain novel Greater Good that I ordered

also consider the gaunts ghosts series.....the world bearers and night lords trilogies..

I thought about getting the Night Lords Omnibus, but decided on the Pariah and the Greater good instead. Atm I'm finishing up the Eisenhorn omnibus. I have First and All waiting in my shelf, as well as Commissar, and Yarrick: Imperial Creed.

caves of ice was a good cain novel

I'm thinking of how to outfit my new tactical squad when it comes.

missile launcher and meltagun..good for anti-infantry and vehicles

I was thinking flamer and multi-melta

flamer is boring
go plasmagun

I don't like plasma guns that much. Besides, no matter how boring, the Lizards get re-rolls

* space monkeys in lizardskins

I just went through my sprues looking for the multi-melta, and I noticed that I have enough spare parts to build 2 marines. Should I, and if so, with bolters, or with plasma cannons? I actually might build them with the PCs, because then I can do some switching around in my Dev squads if neeeded

PCs for the win

Warp Talon and a Rhino.

*throws a krak grenade at you*

*Hits it back with the butt of a combi-melta*

*catches it and underhand throws it and 3 more at you*

*Fires the melta in the direction of the grenades while repositioning*

hmmmm

*gathers 2 handfuls of krak and frag grenades and throws them up in the air above you so they rain down*

cant fire a melta in several directions at once

Also, the combi part of a combi-weapon can only be fired once.
*Ducks behind a wrecked Dreadnought*

hmmmm Slaaneshi time

*jumps up on top of the dead dread and empties a 50lb bag of cocaine on you*

*The cocaine falls harmlessly on helmet*
*Proceeds to ventilate you with a spray of bolter fire*

*leaps aside safely, the cocaine blocking rikters vision, then leaps onto my warbike and zooms off to hire some daemonette hookers*

*scoffs, and fires a few rounds as an afterthought*

*drives a baneblade at you at full speed with a dozen naked daemonettes stripdancing on its roof*

*Pokes you with a boot because you've clearly OD'd on Iho-sticks

*vomits acid all over your legs*

*Boot to the face*

*bites your leg and starts eating you whole like a snake*

*Wipes off your delusional slobber*

*spits acid in your eyes then goes off to buy hamburgers*

Imperial fists can't produce the acid anymore. Sadface for the lemons.

yeah, you loyalists and your corrupt geneseeds

Why always me?

because i want to see you at the party Rikter

youre gonna kill me now arent ya?

While I do appreciate both puns, and references to movies that are fading into obscurity with the new movie going generation, I will nail you to a wall if I ever see you

several FJ members have tried to send me back to the warp, syrian assassin has tried blowing me up jihad style....but i still live

what can you do

Not do those things. If I send you back to the warp, you'll just come back in some other annoying fashion. So, I'm going to either go Pontius Glaw on you, or Cherubael.

*falls over and lays on floor, laughing demonically*

Pontius Glaw?
hes slaaneshi, im slaaneshi,,,,he wont harm me, hell just make me more decadent

Sure, but even he got a little antsy during 300 years of loneliness without a body

then he can have yours and we can go on wild demon playtime in the realm of men...killing and raping as we please

Please, like you could ever accomplish anything.

bitch
i raped a sister of battle and made her bear my child, my own demon baby born into flesh

what have you ever done

Sensible things for one. Also, shoved a melta down a warp talon's throat. But it was like half accidentally.

as long as it want one of my brothers, youre safe

the split second you hurt a night lord, you wake up with your balls in a jar of water next to your bed

Nah, he was a silly colour.

what color?

I think there was some red and some brass

ah world eaters

aside from how did you beat a khorne warrior to jam a melta in his mouth....good job killing that psycho

Oh, he basically came to me. Poked his head in front of the melta as I was firing at a rhino.

FPS Rikter

Well, killed two servants of chaos with one melta blast.

two?

Indeed. They are also starting to lean towards that in the 'Nids

th ****

nids with personalities?
theyre turning them into ******* starcraft zerg?

There's actually been some annoyance like that. Not much, and only in the bigger nids, but still.

stilll....hive tyrants have personalities...its ******** , theyre planet-killing bugs, nothing more

Also, Space Hulks birthing Hive ships

GW is ******** on its own storylines

Well, it was more of a Space Hulk turned into Hive ship birthing a Hive ship

yo dawg
i put a hive ship in yo hive ship

"I heard that no one really likes Nids or Smurfs so I put a Hive ship in yo Hive ships"

thats another thing
GW needs to cut back on the goddam ultrasmurf ****

I don't like it that they have so many characters, but Salamanders for example have only one unique character, even though they have rules benefiting characters

how long before they add more space monkeys characters...like a samuel l jackson or morgan freeman monkey

Don't be a bastard. Chaos doesn't have many characters either

eh?

kharn
Ahriman
Lucius
typhus
huron blackheart
fabius bile
abaddon

Yeah, that's across the legions. Lucius is a badass btw.
The smurfs and Templars have that many characters almost each

yeah matt ward is a cocksucker,,he gets off to ultramarines and threw in a bunch of new characters for them
even one veteran scout i think he just stole Naaman from the dark angels and made him a smurf

That's racist.

how so

The Vulkan He'Stan figure is fine, but Asmodai had those freaking castoffs in really awkward places.

and also, they need to stop and think before they finecast

like mephiston...seriously they finecast a 20 year old figure?
and hes not even as big as he is in the stories,....if youre gonna make him finecast make him bigger like 2 heads taller then a marine

True. However, sometimes they do get the size thing more sensible with newer stuff. Like with the Obliterators.

yeah better than the old Ob's that were just marines with **** all over them

Yeah. Bulky metal marines with a lot of guns. Sure they looked nice, but they kinda lacked a lot on the whole "man made machine" aspect

Somehow...

************
i summon thee

rikter's butt is all yours

tell him my body is ready

Tell him yourself

My body is ready

Coolio. I'll get the candles.

*feeds ************ a bucket of viagra and throws him on top of rikter*

With all your talk of mudkip and butts, you seem plenty obsessed.

im not the one offering my rear to the mudkip
actions speak louder than words

Well, actually, you're the one offering the ass of the whole world. You're like the sniveling concubine who is too shy to get a proper slamming.

i didnt offer, i just said ************ is gonna do it, and im offering you as the sacrifice to save the others

I'm like THE worst sacrifice.
On an unrelated note, my GW order arrived.

your space monkeys came in?

Yeah. All of two figures. And four books and five paints.

right you were getting the yarrick book?

Yeah. That, Honor Imperialis, Commissar, and First and all.

i think GW is finally getting their **** together with books
some characters just havent been getting the attention they deserve till the last couple years

they had Arkhan the black in WFB for years and nothing, then BAM hes one of the main characters in the nagash trilogy......they had the red duke for years, BAM, his own book....neferata has one finally....and even in the last Gotrek book they finally brought Heinrich Kemmler in a story

now Yarrick.....finally theyve stopped mainstreaming stories and add the historical characters

Speaking of Yarrick, I really dislike the newer miniature of him.

me too

why would he be waving his arm around and screaming....hes over 130 years old....childish action poses are below him

< forgeworld could easily make this pose into a figure and look PROPER yarricky

And I hate it that they changed the klaw design.

yeah that was a huge mistake, the big blunt looking claw was made that way to be easier to cast i guess....their mainstreaming everything

reshaped the claw to be like the mainstream ork claws, redesigned the stormbolter to look like a boring average one....
if it doesnt have the bones on it, its NOT a yarrick stormbolter
and seriously, losing his Banner? that victory banner was bitching, why cut that off him