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#2 - Also, the journey is more important than the destination, and … 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#871 - Hi. I've been with limited internet, and I started school. 08/28/2014 on rikter's profile 0
#15 - Stupid man is still like the weakest one I have ever gotten, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Test 0
#16 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]
#1 - I got so much fun out of nearly drowning the character in Far … 08/22/2014 on Video game logic 0
#9542657 - I'll be happier if it's a skirt. The contents aren't that important 08/22/2014 on retard forum +1
#9542653 - I like to keep my options open  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9542655 - konradkurze (08/22/2014) [-]
Rikter:

can stick his hand down anyones pants and be happy with what he finds
User avatar #9542657 - rikter (08/22/2014) [-]
I'll be happier if it's a skirt. The contents aren't that important
#6 - Not the worst insult in the history of this site. I'm frankly …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Test 0
User avatar #14 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]
Didn't even ment to insult you, should have sounded like someone trying to be mean even if there is no reason. jeah well, it could be everything tho this suggestion sounds even better
User avatar #15 - rikter (08/22/2014) [-]
Stupid man is still like the weakest one I have ever gotten, so it's like a warm cuddle in the freezing night.
#16 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]
#2 - The hot and spicy one is telling the truth 08/22/2014 on My favorite science building +5
#1 - Totally a Lego cargo ship 08/22/2014 on Test - 32 0
#2 - It looks like a Lego cargo ship  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Test 0
User avatar #3 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]
It's a nuclear launch base you ... stupid man!
User avatar #6 - rikter (08/22/2014) [-]
Not the worst insult in the history of this site. I'm frankly a little surprised. Could we agree on a submarine with a nuclear arsenal?
User avatar #14 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]
Didn't even ment to insult you, should have sounded like someone trying to be mean even if there is no reason. jeah well, it could be everything tho this suggestion sounds even better
User avatar #15 - rikter (08/22/2014) [-]
Stupid man is still like the weakest one I have ever gotten, so it's like a warm cuddle in the freezing night.
#16 - Nahyon (08/22/2014) [-]

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#870 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #871 to #870 - rikter (08/28/2014) [-]
Hi. I've been with limited internet, and I started school.
User avatar #865 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you doing anything with your fj points?
User avatar #866 to #865 - rikter (06/13/2014) [-]
If you want them, they're yours
User avatar #867 to #866 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
sweet! thanks man!

oh, do you have a steam?

if so, do you have dawn of war: retribution?
User avatar #868 to #867 - rikter (06/13/2014) [-]
I do have both
User avatar #863 - mysticana (06/05/2014) [-]
Oi boi.
Where you been?
User avatar #864 to #863 - rikter (06/07/2014) [-]
Entrance exams
User avatar #763 to #762 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Weird is what I do best
User avatar #764 to #763 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
then get ready to go up ************* butt
User avatar #856 to #764 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Because every argument is easily won by blaming the Jews. Still, you don't want to risk infection by getting sand in there if you're travelling people.
User avatar #857 to #856 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
well sand will only get in there if you wear boxers or if youre an arab who doesnt wear underwear
yeah arabs cut the cucumber too but they dont preach to the world to copy them....the jews did take practical steps to shove their ideal down others throats....well more specifically the zionist lunatics
User avatar #858 to #857 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, during that time, the Jews were Arabs who didn't wear underwear. And Jesus was either brown or black. White is not a choice. I'm sorry for that, organized religion. He probably did exist as a historical person who had a lot of ideas in the relaxed and groovy area
User avatar #859 to #858 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus was an arab not a ******

its pretty obvious he was just overhyped like the human version of an iphone.....its easy enough to arrange bribes to make people pretend and play along with his **** ...like using that poison that knocks you out for a couple days in near-death to be that 'dead guy' jesus resurrected...or having some smart kid pretend to be blind and people didnt question him because he was a kid...they just saw jesus 'give him his sight back'

organized religion is the same as organized crime...everything is set up and calculated to be beneficial to those who pull the strings
User avatar #860 to #859 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, most of the odd stuff started happening around the time when Konstantine took it as the official religion of the Roman Empire. That was also the time when the religion was transformed from a religion that was so pacifist the Romans couldn't trust them to pick up a sword if attacked, to being kinda okay with spreading the faith by the tip of the sword. Then came the Germanic barbarians, then the Langobards, then Charlemagne, then the Franks, then the Holy Roman Empire. And all the time things were added to and omitted from the dogma and the writings
User avatar #861 to #860 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
the world was better when it was under actual religions like the norse, greek and egyptian gods that came with names so faithful could have direct connections with their faith by calling gods by name

organized religion calling the power 'god' by title is a new world order plan that you never address the great leader by name, you always submit to the title...like emperor or Tsar or president....submitting to the position regardless who or what holds it....and if you read the bible, the psalms are pretty obvious stating all rulers of the world will fall and everything will submit to israel
User avatar #862 to #861 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
I think it really was a much better system to have specific gods for specific purposes with names and offerings for each. A farmer doesn't sacrifice for the God of war, but he does sacrifice to get better crops or weather.
Simple, effective, and useful at that time in human development. Not so these days. Not really.
User avatar #837 to #764 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
A lot of public perception however is coloured by media and religion. Because they are the easiest ways to control public perception. It's the media who take small things like kids listening to metal and make that the driving force behind talk about shootings, or bullying, or vandalism, or any other ******** topic that is in that week. In the same way it's easy to demonize things in order to incite fear and ignorance
#839 to #837 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
living in the most gun-friendly country in the world is what causes school shootings
User avatar #838 to #837 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah it is kinda sad how the media ********** music as the cause...couldnt possibly be bad parenting or FPS games, or how ******* easy it is to get gunsin the united states of firearmerica
User avatar #840 to #838 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
It's usually parenting, bullying, psychological issues, and the ease of access to firearms. Ease of access to firearms also contributes to more suicides. Because oddly enough suicide usually is a snap decision, and anything getting in the way even slightly usually stops people.
User avatar #841 to #840 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
well alot of parenting issues are encouraged by the state to undermine the actual role of parents in raising kids, to make kids more likely to either snap and end up in a corporate jail or have the urge to kill and join the military in the neverending wars

bullying is another thing encouraged and the state has stepped in more and more to block adults from intervening, the state wants bullying to keep societies pecking order of strongest to weakest with the few in the middle who fight back ,or the few who snap and again become police's job to arrest or shoot

psychological issues are, you guessed it...mostly encouraged...yes there are kids born ****** in the head but most mental cases are learned behaviour from state supplied negative traumas through their lives to create a few criminals or soldiers, and for those in between, live lives on corporate medications supplied by child and adult psychiatrists

guns arent totally the only means of snap suicides....theres also poisons and high places...in fact ive seen a couple people jump off rooftops or apartment balconies over snap decisions

User avatar #842 to #841 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, of course people jump off things as a snap suicide, but that's where the suicide fences come in as a functional deterrent. For whatever reason, being even slightly inconvenienced in the course of carrying out the suicide usually deters people from carrying it out. Guns eliminate all hassle with the simple point and click interface.
A lot of the psychological problems are also aggravated from actual lack of caring and treatment. A lot of times people just don't get the help even if they seek it.
User avatar #843 to #842 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
well the problem is that actual treatment is sidelined in favor of doctors pushing pills onto people as the magical cure....and if people cant afford them, or run out, or are against meds, the system says tough **** for them,

people bad enough to require institutions are worse off.....voluntary mental hospitals just push the meds scheme so patients checking themselves out either live on pils or flip out, or end up in one of the compulsory hospitals, and end up force fed pills by the state

hospitals dont treat patience because of the same reason medical doctors dont....they like to keep people sick in mind and vody to ensure an ongoing customer base
User avatar #844 to #843 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, medications are the cheap and easy method, but it's not like the whole healthcare system isn't afflicted by that fact. Thousands of unnecessary painkiller and antibiotics prescriptions every year. And that's not really beneficial to anyone either. It's all kinda ****** up really.
#845 to #844 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
munching down pills to fix your problems only works in fps games

real life needs actual help
User avatar #846 to #845 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, some people do benefit from medication, but it's certainly not a cure-all quick fix
User avatar #847 to #846 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
well thats the sad way modern medicine goes, generalizing everyhing

rather than sort out the relatively sane from the mentally broken, they just feed everyone pills
rather than tell dirty ******* to wash a bit more than once a week or so, they just tell everyone to peel their carrots with circumcision
rather than tell lazy slobs to exercise and eat healthy, they jus ttell everyone to eat vitamin supplements and get vaccines for everything
User avatar #848 to #847 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, it's a big business.
Still, circumcision has become a part of the American ideal of beauty, and of course helps the cosmetics industry too
User avatar #849 to #848 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
shows the kind of cultural strangledhold they have, when the jewish tradition of mutilating your dick becomes american tradition
User avatar #850 to #849 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, it was born out of practicality. But the thing is that it too was probably introduced to the American society by religion at some point. Although I'm so glad that there are still fundamentalist scare-films demonizing toys ,and Christmas, and everything else. Fun stuff.
User avatar #851 to #850 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
it was born thousands of years ago in the middle east where fresh water was precious and people didnt know adequate hygeine.....over time people have become more clean and medicines have become more commonplace...i for one would rather get pills and creams than mutilate my salami

kinda hypocritical alot of religions say your body is a temple to god and still mutilate them mens wangs...thats like going int oa real temple and tearing down a few tapestries and pretending vandalizing the place still counts as respecting it
User avatar #852 to #851 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
I find it bizarre that not many western cultures still do it as a standard. It's kinda just you guys. I know one person without a foreskin, and for him it was medically beneficial to have it removed.
User avatar #853 to #852 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
yeah i get people who chop for actual medical necessity, but all these people who do it because they can are stupid and lazy to take the easy way ratherthan just shower daily...or those who force the mutilation on little babies so they grow up thinking its normal..aka not giving them a choice

people take living in the 1st world for granted and stupidly act like the 1st world is a forcefield protecting them from all things bad
User avatar #854 to #853 - rikter (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, in the States it's seen more as a standard of beauty and it's kinda given that they do it to the child as soon as the ****** pops out the womb. Which is terrible.
User avatar #855 to #854 - konradkurze (05/25/2014) [-]
well as i said, thats how far usa has been indoctrinated into the jewish tradition of genital mutilation......
mother nature put the skin there for a reason, an element of physical protection for that sensitive part of your body....cutting it off because you think it helps keep you healthy and relying on underwear for protection, is kinda close to having your nose cut off and wearing a filter mask over your face because that'' stop you inhaling bad things out of the air much better than your nose does
User avatar #819 to #764 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
The douches with the popped collars, caps, and rampant homophobia even though they are at least slightly metrosexual
User avatar #820 to #819 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
oh the douchebag culture is kinda here, but more like kevin federlines....douches that look like they sleep in their clothes, kinda scrawny but still wear tanktops showing off their non-muscles, and act like theyre gods gift to women
User avatar #821 to #820 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Oh, lovely. The hipster culture landed here about two years ago, and it's irritating as **** .
User avatar #822 to #821 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
hipsters arent so bad, the emos are

worst one i saw was some black male teen, wearing a bright blue hoodie, dark blue denim shorts, bright pink sneakers...mascara.....got on the train and stood in a corner facing the wall, sniffing like hes about to cry...conductor didnt even ask him for his ticket.....thought it might make him snap
User avatar #823 to #822 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, that just being a stupid emo. Emos are kinda nice because they keep the **** to themselves and don't bother the self-respecting metalheads
User avatar #824 to #823 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
depends....

i used to hang out with some goths....and half of them were just drug addict emos who wore black pretending to be goth because it gave them a better title than emo stoner
User avatar #825 to #824 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, we can't all be wannabe metalheads. Some of us have to listen to the Cure and be little bitches about it. Also, the Cure is a good band, but Bauhaus is better
User avatar #826 to #825 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah but some of them were retards who just sat around smoking weed, and a few were cutters who hurt themselves 'because life is too hard'

User avatar #827 to #826 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, that's just the way people are. I don't see why you should need to concern yourself with others being stupid. Besides, cutters are amusing.
User avatar #828 to #827 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
well yeah, cutters are funny and stoners are just sad....but having them pretend to be 'goths' and putting their bad impressions on real goths...is the problem
User avatar #829 to #828 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, not really. Most real goths don't really give a flying about posers. And besides, society is built in a way that makes all niches be antagonized by other niches. So it's not really productive to focus on that
User avatar #830 to #829 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah but having ones niche picked at over things that have nothing to do wit hthe niche....like the stoners making goths look like drug addicts....emos making goths look like they hate life....satanists making it look like goths do animal sacrifices......

User avatar #831 to #830 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, satanists don't sacrifice animals. ****** up people sacrifice animals.
User avatar #832 to #831 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah its all about misconceptions being applied to niches....and posers dont help
User avatar #833 to #832 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, they don't hurt as much as society labeling them wrongly out of pragmatism, fear, or cultural tradition does
User avatar #834 to #833 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
also simple minded people generalizing everything for their narrow minds to not have to work so hard knowing differences
User avatar #835 to #834 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
And then we come to the media and religion. Both benefit from making things simpler than they are, and also more threatening than they are.
User avatar #836 to #835 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
hell media ********** everything under the sun at one time or another,,.and religions ********* everything not part of them

User avatar #801 to #764 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, less of a douche.
User avatar #802 to #801 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
so..more a straight Neil patrick harris
User avatar #803 to #802 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #804 to #803 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
when we SEE RIKTER AT THE PARTY.....hes always in the middle of a group of girls hes flirting with
User avatar #805 to #804 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
I think my GF would protest quite a bit
#806 to #805 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
i see how it is......
User avatar #807 to #806 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Sure. Or maybe I'm in an actually happy relationship and I don't have to find female attention elsewhere. However you want to put it.
User avatar #808 to #807 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
rikter puppy is a happy pet
his mistress treats him right and hes loyal
User avatar #809 to #808 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
You really need to **** mudkip. Might mellow you out.
#810 to #809 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
well little hard to chill out when living in a big city populated with 80% assholes
User avatar #811 to #810 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, that's pretty much the human condition. All you can do is not be one of those assholes.
User avatar #812 to #811 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
well is tha main reason i keep to myself alot

most people in the city are tards who live for beer, sports, and cars
aka somehow being rednecks while living in the city
User avatar #813 to #812 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
I'm not into sports or cars. Beer is okay, but it's not a necessity
User avatar #814 to #813 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah but youre not a redneck

most people around here...if you say you dont like beer, or cars or sports...they act like westboro baptists to an atheist
'burn the heretic'
User avatar #815 to #814 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Lovely
User avatar #816 to #815 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
like sane and rational people may not agree with you disliking something they like but they get over it....these rednecks just start preaching how great they think that **** is as if their 'hulk smash' rage will intimidate you into liking them
User avatar #817 to #816 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Do you have the "bro" culture there?
User avatar #818 to #817 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
bro?
User avatar #783 to #764 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
What is odd is you getting turned on my mudkip getting turned on
User avatar #784 to #783 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
he doesnt turn me on....idk what the little teacup even looks like

he could be a skinny little geeky nigel with thick glasses and a london look tooth gapyou could slot your credit card through

i only like good looking t-girls
User avatar #785 to #784 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
I quite like Sarina. My enjoyment of Bailey suffered slightly when she got bigger implants
User avatar #786 to #785 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
you prefer small boobs?
User avatar #787 to #786 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, Sarina isn't exactly flat herself. Still, I feel that the newer implants on Bailey don't look quite as nice as they used to. But I do like small books as well.
User avatar #788 to #787 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 55**
dubs and i rubs your face between holly sweets huge boobs
User avatar #789 to #788 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
I win.
User avatar #791 to #790 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
A little on the large side
User avatar #792 to #791 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
the bigger the cushion the better the pushin
User avatar #793 to #792 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
That sounds like deception of a generation
User avatar #794 to #793 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
id say guys chasing after skinny little anorexic bitches is a deception....
User avatar #795 to #794 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not skinny, and my gf isn't skinny.
#796 to #795 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
Rikter has a girlfriend?

what sorcery is this
User avatar #797 to #796 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Why would it be sorcery? I'm very charming.
#798 to #797 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
< yes, very charming
User avatar #799 to #798 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Don't be a bitch. Just because you're socially impaired in some other way I am doesn't make you any less of a maniac.
#800 to #799 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
w/e prince charming
User avatar #765 to #764 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
I just hope I'm not too big
User avatar #766 to #765 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
bitch please
mudkips ass has seen more latex than all the 80's horror movies put together

he could stretch to fit the empire state building up there
User avatar #767 to #766 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Probably seen more lube than the Alien-franchise
User avatar #768 to #767 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
and more gay than anything giger ever created
User avatar #769 to #768 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Wow, we're in Predator territory already?
User avatar #770 to #769 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 16**
dubs and Rikter has a face-hugger pop an alien baby up his butt
User avatar #771 to #770 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
A facehugger rapes it's baby into you, which then rapes it's way out of you.
User avatar #772 to #771 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
Rikter will be a proud mommy to an alien baby
User avatar #773 to #772 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Which also looks like a dick.
User avatar #774 to #773 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
which is why mudkip will slide it up his butt
User avatar #775 to #774 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
And now everything has gone a full circle. Except your apparent interest in the buttstuff
User avatar #776 to #775 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
im here to film it and make you two into famous porn stars

you'll be up there with bailey jay, holly sweet, vanessa blue and jenna jameson
User avatar #777 to #776 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, Bailey is pretty damn fine
User avatar #778 to #777 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
mudkip doesnt mind getting a boob job to be girly....how about you?

want implants?
User avatar #779 to #778 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #780 to #779 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
sine you can be the girly man who takes it up the butt from transvestite ************
User avatar #781 to #780 - rikter (05/24/2014) [-]
You have odd fetishes
User avatar #782 to #781 - konradkurze (05/24/2014) [-]
liking t-girls isnt odd....its a pretty common thing

what is odd is mudkip being turned on by EVERYTHING

< mudkip in a nutshell
Family Guy- "I never"
User avatar #730 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user poniesareghey **
this person and i spitroast you on our cocks
User avatar #731 to #730 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
You are ****** up in the head.
#732 to #731 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
mfw you only just realized this
mfw you only just realized this
User avatar #751 to #732 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Not Royal Kunt. Not at all.
User avatar #752 to #751 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
id still **** her
shed be nice to me as long as in banging her
User avatar #753 to #752 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
I think she'd just consider you a little useless and then take the reins and ******** you.
User avatar #754 to #753 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
i dont mind being her bitch, as long as im hitting that

User avatar #755 to #754 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
That says all kinds of bad stuff about where you're mentally.
User avatar #756 to #755 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
im not crazy....im Slaaneshi
its all about sexual pleasure dude

you sound a bit jealous
User avatar #757 to #756 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Sure, I can be jealous if that'll make you feel better.
In unrelated matters, I made an objective marker.
User avatar #758 to #757 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
do tell
whats the marker
User avatar #759 to #758 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
It's just a wooden cross with a servo skull
User avatar #760 to #759 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
make one of abaddon on the cross

he is the chaos jesus of 40K
User avatar #761 to #760 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
I was thinking of making Heldane's grave with someone pissing on it. But I was thinking that I would make a small diorama of Tobias Maxilla, so I guess that I could make Abaddon on the cross at some point. I should make a base for it with red LEDs so it bathes in red light from below
User avatar #733 to #732 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
That's a weird std to have on your face
User avatar #734 to #733 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
*scratches self*
what did you give me Rikter?
have you been tested?
User avatar #735 to #734 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, yeah...
But then I serviced all those sailors and your family members...
User avatar #736 to #735 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
my family are dead....
you admit to ******* dead bodies

and you call me crazy
User avatar #737 to #736 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
You are crazy
User avatar #738 to #737 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
and youre a crazy necrophiliac whore
User avatar #739 to #738 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
That's the Slaaneshi pervert calling the regular pervert a pervert.
User avatar #740 to #739 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
on a different topic, can i show you something

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #741 to #740 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, that was the most disturbing thing to come out of TtR
User avatar #742 to #741 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
what can i say.....other than....Id **** T'Nuk
User avatar #743 to #742 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
You win today's "Who is more ****** up" contest
User avatar #744 to #743 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
Id **** T'nuk from tripping the rift
id **** Mileena and sheeva from mortal kombat
id **** cultist-chan from warhammer 40k
id **** the lizard girl from fritz the cat

now here comes the crazy part

id **** all them but still not touch a black girl
User avatar #745 to #744 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
I wouldn't **** T'nuk. I would however **** a black chick.
User avatar #746 to #745 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
whats wrong with T'nuk

3 boobs dude
User avatar #747 to #746 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Ugly spacecow with an ugly attitude
User avatar #748 to #747 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
shes only angry because shes sexually frustrated

id fix that
User avatar #749 to #748 - rikter (05/11/2014) [-]
Or maybe she's just a cunt
User avatar #750 to #749 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
well oddly enough...

her full name is Tnuk Layor

and what does it say read backwards
User avatar #727 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
*cranks rikters stereo up to max to play finnish metal up at concert hall loud*
User avatar #728 to #727 - rikter (05/10/2014) [-]
That's my fetish
#729 to #728 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
this little girl belongs in finland
6-Year-Old Aaralyn Screams Her Original Song, "Zombie Skin" - America's Got Talent
User avatar #719 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**

Rikter will **** :

0-1: Melina
2-3: the 3 breasted hooker
4-5: the midget hooker
6-7: quaides fake wife
8-9: Kuato the mutant
User avatar #720 to #719 - rikter (05/10/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this result
User avatar #721 to #720 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**

1-3-5-7-9: classic Recall mutant hooker
2-4-6-8-0: boring new one
User avatar #722 to #721 - rikter (05/10/2014) [-]
Damn..... Not as happy with this
User avatar #723 to #722 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
fine
you get the new hooker i take the classic

roll dubs and ill let you have the midget hooker
User avatar #724 to #723 - rikter (05/10/2014) [-]
**rikter rolls 351,706,553**
User avatar #725 to #724 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 27**
dubs and I make you **** that mutant psychic woman
User avatar #726 to #725 - rikter (05/10/2014) [-]
The Dubperor is on my side, you beast of Slaanesh
User avatar #709 to #708 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
the **** ....
User avatar #711 to #710 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
cockhole
#712 to #711 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
whats that
you offering your hole?
User avatar #713 to #712 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
You couldn't handle me
User avatar #715 to #714 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Kinky
User avatar #716 to #715 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
anyways kid, sleep time here
User avatar #717 to #716 - rikter (05/09/2014) [-]
Have a good one gramps
User avatar #718 to #717 - konradkurze (05/09/2014) [-]
ill leave the night-light on so you dont get scared of the dark
User avatar #640 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
time to have a party at Rikters house

The Misfits - I Like Your Style HQ
User avatar #701 to #640 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I have two Dev squads, one with four HBs, and one with two MLs and two LCs
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
4 H.bolts? the fuq
User avatar #703 to #702 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Somehow 12 shots, 3 of which hit with a roll of 2, thins the opponents ranks quite satisfactorily
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
takes me back to dawn of war....when i heard that i had to fight a bloodthirster, i just built a line of turrets and had max inf squads with 4 h.bolters each and sprayed the ****** to hell
User avatar #705 to #704 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Kinda. How do you think I should outfit the Tactical sergeant?
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
up to you, i dont know what kinda theme you want your monkeys to have
User avatar #707 to #706 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I think I'll go with a bolt pistol and a power weapon. Either a fist or a sword.
User avatar #681 to #640 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
You traitors and your rimjobs
User avatar #682 to #681 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
thats just death guard....they like eating poop

User avatar #683 to #682 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
They do a lot of sick stuff
User avatar #684 to #683 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*taps you on the chest and makes you grow a single boob on your left side*
User avatar #685 to #684 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Chaos taint..... Well, it's about suicide o'clock
User avatar #686 to #685 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
you can be tainted and still serve the emperor
worked for your cousins the soul dinkers
User avatar #687 to #686 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I should get the Soul Drinkers books
User avatar #688 to #687 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
was fun reading, i recommend them
User avatar #689 to #688 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm kinda excited about the Ciaphas Cain novel Greater Good that I ordered
User avatar #690 to #689 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
also consider the gaunts ghosts series.....the world bearers and night lords trilogies..
User avatar #691 to #690 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I thought about getting the Night Lords Omnibus, but decided on the Pariah and the Greater good instead. Atm I'm finishing up the Eisenhorn omnibus. I have First and All waiting in my shelf, as well as Commissar, and Yarrick: Imperial Creed.
User avatar #692 to #691 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
caves of ice was a good cain novel
User avatar #693 to #692 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of how to outfit my new tactical squad when it comes.
User avatar #694 to #693 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
missile launcher and meltagun..good for anti-infantry and vehicles
User avatar #695 to #694 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I was thinking flamer and multi-melta
User avatar #696 to #695 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
flamer is boring
go plasmagun
User avatar #697 to #696 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't like plasma guns that much. Besides, no matter how boring, the Lizards get re-rolls
User avatar #698 to #697 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
* space monkeys in lizardskins
User avatar #699 to #698 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I just went through my sprues looking for the multi-melta, and I noticed that I have enough spare parts to build 2 marines. Should I, and if so, with bolters, or with plasma cannons? I actually might build them with the PCs, because then I can do some switching around in my Dev squads if neeeded
User avatar #700 to #699 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
PCs for the win
User avatar #661 to #640 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Warp Talon and a Rhino.
User avatar #662 to #661 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*throws a krak grenade at you*
User avatar #663 to #662 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*Hits it back with the butt of a combi-melta*
User avatar #664 to #663 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*catches it and underhand throws it and 3 more at you*
User avatar #665 to #664 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*Fires the melta in the direction of the grenades while repositioning*
User avatar #666 to #665 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
hmmmm

*gathers 2 handfuls of krak and frag grenades and throws them up in the air above you so they rain down*

cant fire a melta in several directions at once
User avatar #667 to #666 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Also, the combi part of a combi-weapon can only be fired once.
*Ducks behind a wrecked Dreadnought*
User avatar #668 to #667 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
hmmmm Slaaneshi time

*jumps up on top of the dead dread and empties a 50lb bag of cocaine on you*
User avatar #669 to #668 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*The cocaine falls harmlessly on helmet*
*Proceeds to ventilate you with a spray of bolter fire*
User avatar #670 to #669 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*leaps aside safely, the cocaine blocking rikters vision, then leaps onto my warbike and zooms off to hire some daemonette hookers*
User avatar #671 to #670 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*scoffs, and fires a few rounds as an afterthought*
User avatar #672 to #671 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*drives a baneblade at you at full speed with a dozen naked daemonettes stripdancing on its roof*
User avatar #673 to #672 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*Pokes you with a boot because you've clearly OD'd on Iho-sticks
User avatar #674 to #673 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*vomits acid all over your legs*
User avatar #675 to #674 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*Boot to the face*
User avatar #676 to #675 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*bites your leg and starts eating you whole like a snake*
User avatar #677 to #676 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
*Wipes off your delusional slobber*
User avatar #678 to #677 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*spits acid in your eyes then goes off to buy hamburgers*
User avatar #679 to #678 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Imperial fists can't produce the acid anymore. Sadface for the lemons.
User avatar #680 to #679 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
yeah, you loyalists and your corrupt geneseeds
User avatar #641 to #640 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Why always me?
User avatar #642 to #641 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
because i want to see you at the party Rikter

youre gonna kill me now arent ya?
User avatar #643 to #642 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
While I do appreciate both puns, and references to movies that are fading into obscurity with the new movie going generation, I will nail you to a wall if I ever see you
User avatar #644 to #643 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
several FJ members have tried to send me back to the warp, syrian assassin has tried blowing me up jihad style....but i still live

what can you do
User avatar #645 to #644 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Not do those things. If I send you back to the warp, you'll just come back in some other annoying fashion. So, I'm going to either go Pontius Glaw on you, or Cherubael.
User avatar #646 to #645 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
*falls over and lays on floor, laughing demonically*

Pontius Glaw?
hes slaaneshi, im slaaneshi,,,,he wont harm me, hell just make me more decadent
User avatar #647 to #646 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Sure, but even he got a little antsy during 300 years of loneliness without a body
User avatar #648 to #647 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
then he can have yours and we can go on wild demon playtime in the realm of men...killing and raping as we please
User avatar #649 to #648 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Please, like you could ever accomplish anything.
User avatar #650 to #649 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
bitch
i raped a sister of battle and made her bear my child, my own demon baby born into flesh

what have you ever done
User avatar #651 to #650 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Sensible things for one. Also, shoved a melta down a warp talon's throat. But it was like half accidentally.
User avatar #652 to #651 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
as long as it want one of my brothers, youre safe

the split second you hurt a night lord, you wake up with your balls in a jar of water next to your bed
User avatar #653 to #652 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Nah, he was a silly colour.
User avatar #654 to #653 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
what color?
User avatar #655 to #654 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
I think there was some red and some brass
User avatar #656 to #655 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
ah world eaters

aside from how did you beat a khorne warrior to jam a melta in his mouth....good job killing that psycho
User avatar #657 to #656 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh, he basically came to me. Poked his head in front of the melta as I was firing at a rhino.
#658 to #657 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
FPS Rikter
FPS Rikter
User avatar #659 to #658 - rikter (05/08/2014) [-]
Well, killed two servants of chaos with one melta blast.
User avatar #660 to #659 - konradkurze (05/08/2014) [-]
two?
User avatar #599 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 21**
dubs and i hire silent bob to come to your next birthday party
User avatar #624 to #599 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
Indeed. They are also starting to lean towards that in the 'Nids
User avatar #625 to #624 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
th ****

nids with personalities?
theyre turning them into ******* starcraft zerg?
User avatar #626 to #625 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
There's actually been some annoyance like that. Not much, and only in the bigger nids, but still.
User avatar #627 to #626 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
stilll....hive tyrants have personalities...its ******** , theyre planet-killing bugs, nothing more
User avatar #628 to #627 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, Space Hulks birthing Hive ships
User avatar #629 to #628 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
GW is ******** on its own storylines
User avatar #630 to #629 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, it was more of a Space Hulk turned into Hive ship birthing a Hive ship
User avatar #631 to #630 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
yo dawg
i put a hive ship in yo hive ship
User avatar #632 to #631 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
"I heard that no one really likes Nids or Smurfs so I put a Hive ship in yo Hive ships"
User avatar #633 to #632 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
thats another thing
GW needs to cut back on the goddam ultrasmurf ****
User avatar #634 to #633 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
I don't like it that they have so many characters, but Salamanders for example have only one unique character, even though they have rules benefiting characters
User avatar #635 to #634 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
how long before they add more space monkeys characters...like a samuel l jackson or morgan freeman monkey
User avatar #636 to #635 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
Don't be a bastard. Chaos doesn't have many characters either
User avatar #637 to #636 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
eh?

kharn
Ahriman
Lucius
typhus
huron blackheart
fabius bile
abaddon
User avatar #638 to #637 - rikter (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's across the legions. Lucius is a badass btw.
The smurfs and Templars have that many characters almost each
User avatar #639 to #638 - konradkurze (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah matt ward is a cocksucker,,he gets off to ultramarines and threw in a bunch of new characters for them
even one veteran scout i think he just stole Naaman from the dark angels and made him a smurf
#568 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
you want ************ ass sex
go to his store
User avatar #569 to #568 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
That's racist.
User avatar #570 to #569 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
how so
User avatar #594 to #570 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
The Vulkan He'Stan figure is fine, but Asmodai had those freaking castoffs in really awkward places.
User avatar #595 to #594 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
and also, they need to stop and think before they finecast

like mephiston...seriously they finecast a 20 year old figure?
and hes not even as big as he is in the stories,....if youre gonna make him finecast make him bigger like 2 heads taller then a marine
User avatar #596 to #595 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
True. However, sometimes they do get the size thing more sensible with newer stuff. Like with the Obliterators.
User avatar #597 to #596 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
yeah better than the old Ob's that were just marines with **** all over them
User avatar #598 to #597 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. Bulky metal marines with a lot of guns. Sure they looked nice, but they kinda lacked a lot on the whole "man made machine" aspect
User avatar #571 to #570 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Somehow...
User avatar #572 to #571 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
************
i summon thee

rikter's butt is all yours
User avatar #586 to #572 - mudkipfucker (04/29/2014) [-]
tell him my body is ready
User avatar #590 to #586 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Tell him yourself
User avatar #591 to #590 - mudkipfucker (04/29/2014) [-]
My body is ready
User avatar #593 to #591 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Coolio. I'll get the candles.
User avatar #588 to #586 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
*feeds ************ a bucket of viagra and throws him on top of rikter*
User avatar #573 to #572 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
With all your talk of mudkip and butts, you seem plenty obsessed.
User avatar #574 to #573 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
im not the one offering my rear to the mudkip
actions speak louder than words
User avatar #575 to #574 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Well, actually, you're the one offering the ass of the whole world. You're like the sniveling concubine who is too shy to get a proper slamming.
User avatar #576 to #575 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
i didnt offer, i just said ************ is gonna do it, and im offering you as the sacrifice to save the others
User avatar #577 to #576 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm like THE worst sacrifice.
On an unrelated note, my GW order arrived.
User avatar #578 to #577 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
your space monkeys came in?
User avatar #579 to #578 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. All of two figures. And four books and five paints.
User avatar #580 to #579 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
right you were getting the yarrick book?
User avatar #581 to #580 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. That, Honor Imperialis, Commissar, and First and all.
User avatar #582 to #581 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
i think GW is finally getting their **** together with books
some characters just havent been getting the attention they deserve till the last couple years

they had Arkhan the black in WFB for years and nothing, then BAM hes one of the main characters in the nagash trilogy......they had the red duke for years, BAM, his own book....neferata has one finally....and even in the last Gotrek book they finally brought Heinrich Kemmler in a story

now Yarrick.....finally theyve stopped mainstreaming stories and add the historical characters
User avatar #583 to #582 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Speaking of Yarrick, I really dislike the newer miniature of him.
#584 to #583 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
me too

why would he be waving his arm around and screaming....hes over 130 years old....childish action poses are below him

< forgeworld could easily make this pose into a figure and look PROPER yarricky
User avatar #585 to #584 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
And I hate it that they changed the klaw design.
User avatar #587 to #585 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
yeah that was a huge mistake, the big blunt looking claw was made that way to be easier to cast i guess....their mainstreaming everything

reshaped the claw to be like the mainstream ork claws, redesigned the stormbolter to look like a boring average one....
if it doesnt have the bones on it, its NOT a yarrick stormbolter
and seriously, losing his Banner? that victory banner was bitching, why cut that off him
User avatar #589 to #587 - rikter (04/29/2014) [-]
Personally I don't like the finecast figures that much. They're alright, but they have a weird feel to them
User avatar #592 to #589 - konradkurze (04/29/2014) [-]
finecast is okay as long as they do it right

there are cases where **** just goes wrong...like the Valkia figure....her ankles are so thin that the weight of her wings makes the figure bend over, now having to drill in her foot and insert a pinning rod inside just so she can stand up is poor work on their part
#566 - newdevyx (04/22/2014) [-]
Yer a 						******					, have this.
Yer a ****** , have this.
User avatar #567 to #566 - rikter (04/23/2014) [-]
Very trippy. Thank you for that
User avatar #544 to #543 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Just snuggle on up to my taint
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
*hires that midget hooker to care for your taint*
User avatar #546 to #545 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
It's convenient because she's the right height
User avatar #547 to #546 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
shes one of what was missing in the remake of total recall.....

between them not having the midget hooker, and them cutting out the scene with the 3-breat hooker, the movie sucked
User avatar #548 to #547 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
The visuals were impressive, but otherwise a major letdown
User avatar #549 to #548 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
well thats just it, colin farrel and a greenscreen,....nothing great at all....

at least the original put effort into doing the makeup and sets,
User avatar #550 to #549 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
True. I have to say that I was very irked by the greenscreen use in Hobbit. The new Dredd is rather good though
User avatar #551 to #550 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
at least colin farrel didnt break down and cry like mckellen did with greenscreen on the hobbit
User avatar #552 to #551 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Doesn't make it any better really
User avatar #553 to #552 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
still yet to see the new robocop, but since its been dumbed down to pg13, im expecting ****
User avatar #554 to #553 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Saw the trailer, wept blood
User avatar #555 to #554 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
i saw a movie critic review of it....they both agreed it was **** ...between it dumbed down to suit kids, no blood or anything being shown, having robocop act human right from th start, and seriously, he has a robot right arm with a human right hand on that robot arm
.....just why....
User avatar #556 to #555 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
The design is okay, but the conspiracy **** is just retarded
User avatar #557 to #556 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
plus the overtone of "hey lets put military hardware on the public streets" sounds too actual america today

usa has cops buying tanks, cops armed just as good as soldiers in the middle east...hell when are obama and friends gonna put ******* cyborg killing machines in the police force too
User avatar #558 to #557 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Let us remember that a certain ED was foiled thrice in the original trilogy
User avatar #559 to #558 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
the ED207 robot?

well first one, it slipped down the stairs for a LoL.....2nd movie you see one get its leg stuck in a manhole...and 3rd movie some kid with a ******* laptop remote controls it?

so the outright robots are no good, but CYBORGS?
especially with all the cops and soldiers getting wounded, only a matter of time before USA pumps out man-robot killers on the streets
User avatar #560 to #559 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
And let's remember that the new one has the whole evil conspiracy behind the RoboCop project.
User avatar #561 to #560 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
well america is land of conspiracies
User avatar #562 to #561 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Aye. Really not that smart writing in the end
User avatar #563 to #562 - konradkurze (04/18/2014) [-]
one of the things the critics said pretty much was, name it ANYTHING else, they might have liked it, but trying to call this ********* 'ROBOCOP' was a ******* no-no
#541 - thewulfman (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm always going to associate you with Silent Bob. I'm okay with this.
I'm always going to associate you with Silent Bob. I'm okay with this.
User avatar #542 to #541 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
So am I
User avatar #513 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #514 to #513 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Hiya
User avatar #515 to #514 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #534 to #515 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Perv
User avatar #535 to #534 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Like you are the one to talk.
User avatar #536 to #535 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Shush x3
User avatar #537 to #536 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh please. The truth is really where you draw the line on what content you can handle & what not?
User avatar #538 to #537 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
No excrement plz
User avatar #539 to #538 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Eww. You know me better than to fear this.
User avatar #540 to #539 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
I do <3.
Did some painting as well during the weekend. And a little on the week too, but not much.
User avatar #564 to #540 - aroused (04/18/2014) [-]
You know I require picture proof.
User avatar #565 to #564 - rikter (04/18/2014) [-]
Your mistrust is concerning.
User avatar #516 to #515 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Good. Went to the PetExpo, saw some cats. And bunnies.
How have you been?
User avatar #517 to #516 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Ooh, bunnies are nice. Right?
Drunk, mostly.
User avatar #518 to #517 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Bunnies are nice. There was this one breed that had teeny tiny ears, and fluffy cheeks.
Drunk is good. Hopefully you got better soon, and it didn't affect your good time.
User avatar #519 to #518 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
They sound adorable!
I did. I think.
I just thought I'd say 'hello' as I got my hands on a computer. I promise, one day when I finally get back home, we'll have a lovely long conversation like usual.
User avatar #520 to #519 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
We better have. I've missed you. So much that it occasionally hurts. Jk. But I have missed you.
User avatar #521 to #520 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
I missed you too. Kind of felt bad how I left without a word & sort of disappeared for almost a week. So... sorry about that. I'm more polite in general.
User avatar #522 to #521 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Not really. You have made a bit of a habit of disappearing without a trace occasionally x3
User avatar #523 to #522 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
**** . Even you already noticed? God damn it. I've always thought, that the periods on which I disappear, I keep 'em short enough for no one to really notice.
User avatar #524 to #523 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
Not really, considering how you occasionally vanish for over an hour in the middle of a conversation.
User avatar #525 to #524 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
I get pop-ups, that take me to random adventures in other dimensions.
User avatar #526 to #525 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
So do I. More importantly, what do you mean by saying that EVEN I already noticed? Sounds like there might be an insult in there somewhere
User avatar #527 to #526 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
No, more like a compliment. It usually takes people some time & getting to know me, until they kinda figure it out. Even more time until they accept it as a natural thing & stop giving me sass about it.
User avatar #528 to #527 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
It is what it is. You're not going to stop just because I would give you sass for it, and I really don't see it as a problem as much as an occasional inconvenience
User avatar #529 to #528 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
Good. I get enough sass from you anyhow.
I feel like the "I will cause occasional inconveniences" should be in my disclaimer.
User avatar #530 to #529 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware of my sass giving
User avatar #531 to #530 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
The best kind of sass is the one, that comes naturally & doesn't have to be forced.
User avatar #532 to #531 - rikter (04/17/2014) [-]
I'll sass you any time
User avatar #533 to #532 - aroused (04/17/2014) [-]
That sounds lovely. I'll take you up on that sometime.
#475 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
READ!!!!
User avatar #496 to #475 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Yarrick: Imperial Creed.
Apparently it's about how Yarrick's life after he became an officer. The early stages of his career and life anyhow. Not like childhood early, but right after that
User avatar #497 to #496 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
*dryhumps you for enlightening me to new reading*
User avatar #498 to #497 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Please don't, I'm painting a Librarian
#499 to #498 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
salamanders librarian?
salamanders librarian?
User avatar #500 to #499 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Dark Angels
User avatar #501 to #500 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
i want to kill matt ward for taking away Sgt Naaman and making a goddamn ultrasmurf veteran sgt character
User avatar #502 to #501 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm really miffed that Smurfs have like a ton of characters, but 'Manders only have like Vulkan He'stan. So, the rule about characters being able to choose mastercrafted weapons for no cost kinda goes to waste, unless I include stuff like a Librarian and Techmarine
User avatar #503 to #502 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
im an old school player

dark angels should have Azreal, Ezekiel, Asmodai, Naaman, and the master of the ravenwing
User avatar #504 to #503 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
They do. I have Asmodai.
But Salamanders have just Vulkan He'stan out of the unique characters.
I need to get me some Terminators with Thunderhammers for my 'Manders.
User avatar #505 to #504 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
cant remember the book, but some Night Lords wiped out a squad of monkey terminators, claimed their armour, and repainted it
User avatar #506 to #505 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Waste not, want not. I'm also thinking of getting Lemartes to lead my BA force
User avatar #507 to #506 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
meh
Mephiston FTW
User avatar #508 to #507 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
He's cool as **** , but I just have a soft spot for Chaplains
User avatar #509 to #508 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
real religious huh
User avatar #510 to #509 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Not really. It's just the armor, and the fact that they're there to remind of the inevitability of death, and the vulnerability of the Imperium
User avatar #511 to #510 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
this is your wet dream

Burn Heretic - Ultramarines Movie
User avatar #512 to #511 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Kinda, except with better animation.
User avatar #476 to #475 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
I'll put it on my list. At this rate I'll get to it in July.
User avatar #477 to #476 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
look up any book by Ayn Rand
User avatar #478 to #477 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Hey, I said I'll take a look at your lady when I have the time on my reading list. And that's going to be in July. Maybe I'll even read Atlas Shrugged and completely miss the point, just like every businessman ever to read it.
User avatar #479 to #478 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
how come so long till you read....you read alot huh
User avatar #480 to #479 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have like 7 books on my list before there's an opening. Some Asimov, some 40K stuff, 3 by Margaret Atwood, I am legend, some stuff by Bernard Cornwell
User avatar #481 to #480 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
7 books.....4 months

the **** slow reader are you
User avatar #482 to #481 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, I also have my entrance exams to study for.
User avatar #483 to #482 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
okay thats a legit reason
User avatar #484 to #483 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Also, it's 3 months, and a few of the books are omnibuses and collections.
User avatar #485 to #484 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
pffft
i read the space wolf omnibus in a week and a half
User avatar #486 to #485 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
I have the Salamanders omnibus to go, and the Best of Hammer and Bolter vol. 2. Plus The Complete Robot.
User avatar #487 to #486 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
salamanders?
*rubs bleach in eyes to clean them from seeing that dirty word*
User avatar #488 to #487 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't be such a bitch again. We've had this conversation at least three times already.
User avatar #489 to #488 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
i hate space monkeys, so sue me

User avatar #490 to #489 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Says the man who read the Space Wolves omnibus in a week and a half.
User avatar #491 to #490 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
well the book was about Ragnar....and for some reason i gave a **** enough to read it and got into it
not usually a big fan of space puppies, but character development got me in
User avatar #492 to #491 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
Speaking of, my GF spotted the Eisenhorn omnibus along with the first two DoW books for like 4€
User avatar #493 to #492 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
good deal that, grab them

one 40K book id recommend is Storm of Iron, good book about the iron warriors
User avatar #494 to #493 - rikter (04/14/2014) [-]
She was out on her own, and she grabbed them for me.
Iron Warriors are an interesting bunch. I'm kinda hyped for the new book about Yarrick that's coming out. And I've been meaning to get First and All
#495 to #494 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
a book about Yarrick?

< hold on while i praise the chaos gods for such awesome
User avatar #469 - konradkurze (04/10/2014) [-]
meanwhile
at Rikters house

Coolio - Mary jane
#471 to #470 - konradkurze (04/10/2014) [-]
I LOVE THAT SONG
User avatar #472 to #471 - rikter (04/10/2014) [-]
Of course you do. You're human.
User avatar #473 to #472 - konradkurze (04/10/2014) [-]
classics time is it

Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls with lyrics
User avatar #474 to #473 - rikter (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, that's a Dreadnought completely painted, with three different weapon choices also painted.
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