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#15 - my battery died  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on A better Pok√©Radar 0
#13 - .....wut you mean i could oof caught that dragonite?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2016 on A better Pok√©Radar 0
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#14 - the fuzzball (07/20/2016) [-]
you could have caught that dragonite anyway, dedication is key
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#15 - riddles (07/20/2016) [-]
my battery died
#5 - .... people do something stupid -----> death …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2016 on PO:GO fail (german edition) +34
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#6 - ledd (07/17/2016) [-]
To be fair, we don't know if area is fenced and with only one entrance.
They could've walked through a field/forest and Pokemon GO maps have no real indicators other than simple maps with pokestops and gyms.
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#19 - dirtybirch (07/17/2016) [-]
They walked through a closed gate with a red banner as a sign for live ammunition
#26 - kewolsky (07/17/2016) [-]
Well maybe they didn't know what the red flag stood for?
#3 - key words man preformance enhancing 07/15/2016 on Thug life cycling -1
#35 - **riddles used "*roll picture*"** **riddles rolled image *… 07/06/2016 on Flag significance +3
#51 - dancing -----> Grabing there hips and grinding your di…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2016 on Didn't Think You'd Get This... +1
#52 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
--------> Grabbing their hips and grinding your dick on them.
>.........I mean, yeah.........
--------> Ended up smashing at a hotel afterwards.
Well dayum.
Tight work, soldier.
#49 - **riddles used "*roll picture*"** **riddles rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2016 on Didn't Think You'd Get This... +1
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#50 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
>Can't dance
SHIT
>Can't stand the taste of alcohol long enough to get drunk
FUCK
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#51 - riddles (07/06/2016) [-]
dancing -----> Grabing there hips and grinding your dick on them.
Drinking ---> More for confidence then anything. If she agreed to go out with you means she is interested buy her a couple drinks and just nurse your own.

My source for this is I had the worst fucking date with one of my brothers GF's friends. went to a movie with her nothing to talk about exept her and news. ended up just going to a hotel after and smashing.
#52 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
--------> Grabbing their hips and grinding your dick on them.
>.........I mean, yeah.........
--------> Ended up smashing at a hotel afterwards.
Well dayum.
Tight work, soldier.
#44 - Trick question. you dont have to say anything about yourself. …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2016 on Didn't Think You'd Get This... +9
#85 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
Sit close to a 7/10 in one of my engineering courses, idle chit chat here and there, ask her what kind of hobbies she has.

"I don't really have any" she says.

I say, "ok, but what do you do for fun"

"Watch TV and cook I guess" was her response.

I say that's cool and tell her about a roast I cooked the other day. Secretly think this chick is bland as fuck, but I don't care i will make it work.

Shit didn't work out though, honestly not sure who was more autistic but it was probably me.

#46 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
Oh shit. Nice immediate save. But that will only last so long. He's gonna have to bullshit at least one conversation like a high school essay, but in real time.
#49 - riddles (07/06/2016) [-]
**riddles used "*roll picture*"**
**riddles rolled image**Night before you watch the news. talk about the major events on *local station* prob going out friday and generally they will do some sappy piece or two that you can just steer the conversation towards. now assuming you have basic knowledge of things At this point if you havn't found anything in common or any real connections. you go to your local place of dancing followed by massive amounts of alcohol and a bedroom.
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#50 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
>Can't dance
SHIT
>Can't stand the taste of alcohol long enough to get drunk
FUCK
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#51 - riddles (07/06/2016) [-]
dancing -----> Grabing there hips and grinding your dick on them.
Drinking ---> More for confidence then anything. If she agreed to go out with you means she is interested buy her a couple drinks and just nurse your own.

My source for this is I had the worst fucking date with one of my brothers GF's friends. went to a movie with her nothing to talk about exept her and news. ended up just going to a hotel after and smashing.
#52 - ordanj (07/06/2016) [-]
--------> Grabbing their hips and grinding your dick on them.
>.........I mean, yeah.........
--------> Ended up smashing at a hotel afterwards.
Well dayum.
Tight work, soldier.
#21 - As a vancouver resident and as some one who was there right be… 06/16/2016 on Canada's Dump 0
#9 - the true canadian bible 06/14/2016 on TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE +33