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#60 - You know what I think. I think your country and your people ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +2
#171 - ddubya (02/28/2014) [-]
So based on your logic, thousands of innocent people need to die to put America's ego in check? I can think of a few hundred that we could do without (politicians) but to wish death on people that have nothing to do with the policies of our government is both stupid and ridiculous. I hope you step on a lego. Good day!
User avatar #568 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
Well that's ironic. I just went to see The Lego Movie.

Obviously thousands of innocent people dying is terrible and I would never wish for that to happen. But you need something that gives just as big of an impact. Maybe even bigger. Like a economy frost for example.
#23 - True but hey I don't make the rules. 02/28/2014 on Please 0
#59 - New Zealand and Germany were considered to be a more free coun…  [+] (26 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +26
User avatar #1058 - lieutenantderp (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, because there's more sheep than people in New Zealand.
User avatar #1120 - riddlerenigma (03/01/2014) [-]
Their are more ants than people in England but not many people care.
User avatar #1128 - lieutenantderp (03/01/2014) [-]
What I'm trying to say is that a country with very little population would obviously have more liberty. And the term is subjective to individuals.
#603 - killerdeath (02/28/2014) [-]
Honestly, this isn't an American, it's a troll.
User avatar #518 - majormayor (02/28/2014) [-]
This is already a greater circlejerk than the honest praise of the USA being free on here.
User avatar #571 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
... what?
User avatar #583 - majormayor (02/28/2014) [-]
That one post about New Zealand beeing "freer" than the USA had been reposted several times, reached the front page and had circlejerks about it. The USA gets bashed far more than any other country on here. There's little praise of it actually being free; it's usually just a joke.
User avatar #587 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess but hey if it pisses of the cocky American I'm fine with it.
User avatar #589 - majormayor (02/28/2014) [-]
The ten or something cocky Americans on here?
User avatar #595 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
More than enough!!!!

*EVIL BRITISH LAUGH*
#67 - flnonymousseven (02/28/2014) [-]
in america, we don't need things like "studies" and "Statistics" or "international consideration" to tell us how free we are.
User avatar #69 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
SOPA, PIPA, CISPA. Do you want me to go on?
User avatar #86 - randomathon (02/28/2014) [-]
he's obviously joking, why get so serious?
User avatar #226 - failtolawl (02/28/2014) [-]
not to mention none of those bills were passed...
#133 - blancka (02/28/2014) [-]
probably because his jokes are shit. They are old jokes, and worded terribly.
#70 - flnonymousseven (02/28/2014) [-]
what those bills that never got passed? oh yeah, I remember those... good times. just like you guys managed to prevent the spanish inquisition and the holocaust... oh wait...
User avatar #216 - notnewaccount (02/28/2014) [-]
Spanish Inquisition didn't exterminate most of American natives. Nor Spain did. They were considered Spanish citizens.
#118 - arandomanon (02/28/2014) [-]
>Comparing Spanish Inquisition to SOPA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #72 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
That's nice. Tell me how is the world trade center. OHHH TOO SOON!?
#76 - flnonymousseven (02/28/2014) [-]
don't worry, took us a bit, but we got him.
User avatar #209 - notnewaccount (02/28/2014) [-]
You provoked them. So you were supposed to fix it.
User avatar #109 - marioslmg (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, but remmember, if usa never excisted, there wouldn't be a cold war, and obama osama wouldn't be a terrorist.
#494 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Yep, and the entire world would be speaking german
User avatar #585 - marioslmg (02/28/2014) [-]
why do you think that? is it because of the help of the americans in ww2? there would probably not be a ww2 because of germany would have not lost ww1 and they may have been able to bring peace, but that is just a theory.
User avatar #411 - veryevilmen (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah if the USA didnt exist obviously everything in the world would be great. How the hell would you even know what would happen if the USA didnt exist?
User avatar #117 - biscuitsunited (02/28/2014) [-]
If the USA never became self governing, annoyingly things would be very different,
I.E, the french revolution might not have happened if the revolutionary war had failed, so there would be no Napoleon, and no metric system. Maybe
#57 - No. Not we'll admit. You'll admit. True their are other peo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk 0
#919 - froggernaught (02/28/2014) [-]
The reason we think we're untouchable is because we have one of the biggest militarise in the world. we have on of the biggest stockpiles of nuclear weapons in the world. Another 9/11 would cause more problems then it would fix
#134 - mrmcput (02/28/2014) [-]
Who's going to give us this kick up the ass? Russia? China? The EU? No, nobody is going to kick our ass regardless of how badly we may need it. I agree that we need to be taught humility, but attacking the United States would make everything got to shit, fast.
#21 - you never know. 02/28/2014 on Please +1
#18 - She would get in a lot of trouble or maybe even get fired for …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Please -1
User avatar #22 - oceanfrank (02/28/2014) [-]
You might as well tell the employee they might as well suck the customers dick for blessing her with such a mistake. Working people are people as well and I doubt she'd want to stay at the counter with a dude who just accidentally spat on her.
#66 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
implying she would like it if he did it on purpose
User avatar #23 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
True but hey I don't make the rules.
#20 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
For that he should call the manager on her.... I think we've determinated that's not happening
User avatar #21 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
you never know.
#171 - Right so if I go outside right now and burn the american flag,… 02/28/2014 on Turrurizum 0
#29 - Burning the American flag does not make someone a terrorist. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Turrurizum +33
#89 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Wrong. Some countries have a different government that affects the rights of their citizens. They may interpret as national flag burning as terrorist action which, for authoritarian regimes, is considered rebellion in a way. Good luck with that without being offed.
User avatar #171 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [-]
Right so if I go outside right now and burn the american flag, I'm considered a terrorist? Your country is very strange.
#12 - Why do you all hate us!?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2014 on No Englands Club +1
User avatar #45 - yoloswagswagyolo (02/27/2014) [-]
Were still butt-hurt over Braveheart
#14 - nsfwanon (02/27/2014) [-]
VIVA LA CYMRU
User avatar #34 - fausticorn (02/27/2014) [-]
Smashing your face on your keyboard is not a response.
User avatar #50 - elmarcocfc (02/27/2014) [-]
Pffft.
#42 - Youtube it.  [+] (15 new replies) 02/27/2014 on desc +1
User avatar #43 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
Sometime.
User avatar #46 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
turns out youre not such a "wisedane"
User avatar #51 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
There is a difference to knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is objective learning and facts - Wisdom is experience, perpective or/and morals.
User avatar #58 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
but where can one form wisdom without first obtaining knowledge even from their own existence?
User avatar #59 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
What is knowledge to a mean without the wisdom to use it properly?
#61 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
What is wisdom to one with no knowledge of what one speaks?
User avatar #62 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
A philosopher.
#63 - workinprogress (02/28/2014) [-]
You.... are a good person.
This has been fun.
User avatar #64 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
Likewise - I never really were agaisnt you!
User avatar #65 - workinprogress (02/28/2014) [-]
neither i you
User avatar #66 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
This is the start of an amazing partnership.
#67 - workinprogress (03/01/2014) [-]
And so it begins!!
User avatar #68 - thewisedane (03/02/2014) [-]
Except we are none of those characters....
#69 - workinprogress (03/03/2014) [-]
#70 - thewisedane (03/03/2014) [-]
I am indifferent to your suffering.
#40 - Flash Gordon, by Queen.  [+] (17 new replies) 02/27/2014 on desc +1
User avatar #41 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
...

Okay.
User avatar #42 - riddlerenigma (02/27/2014) [-]
Youtube it.
User avatar #43 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
Sometime.
User avatar #46 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
turns out youre not such a "wisedane"
User avatar #51 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
There is a difference to knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is objective learning and facts - Wisdom is experience, perpective or/and morals.
User avatar #58 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
but where can one form wisdom without first obtaining knowledge even from their own existence?
User avatar #59 - thewisedane (02/27/2014) [-]
What is knowledge to a mean without the wisdom to use it properly?
#61 - workinprogress (02/27/2014) [-]
What is wisdom to one with no knowledge of what one speaks?
User avatar #62 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
A philosopher.
#63 - workinprogress (02/28/2014) [-]
You.... are a good person.
This has been fun.
User avatar #64 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
Likewise - I never really were agaisnt you!
User avatar #65 - workinprogress (02/28/2014) [-]
neither i you
User avatar #66 - thewisedane (02/28/2014) [-]
This is the start of an amazing partnership.
#67 - workinprogress (03/01/2014) [-]
And so it begins!!
User avatar #68 - thewisedane (03/02/2014) [-]
Except we are none of those characters....
#69 - workinprogress (03/03/2014) [-]
#70 - thewisedane (03/03/2014) [-]
I am indifferent to your suffering.
#7 - Picture 02/24/2014 on feels +4
#12 - The Walking Dead fans: I know everything I'm going to do in a… 02/24/2014 on 0 0
#3 - ... I don't get it?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Pure Evil 0
User avatar #7 - mutzaki (02/24/2014) [-]
A couple of them are actually green tomatoes and not apples.
#10 - Tell that to these 7. 02/24/2014 on can i look at porn now? 0
#18 - Go **** a sheep you Welsh bastard!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Glory glory man united -2
User avatar #45 - ilikecows (02/24/2014) [-]
Already did this morning
#22 - Picture 02/24/2014 on (untitled) +1
#136 - It's a cover song by ellie goulding. I just prefer th… 02/23/2014 on #ShotsFired #HansTheBitch 0
#18 - Ah the 90's. I may have been born half way through them but I… 02/22/2014 on Childhood Nostalgia... 0
#5 - I'll give you this. It might keep you happy.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on #ShotsFired #HansTheBitch +6
#134 - yologdog (02/23/2014) [-]
I may just be too old, or maybe I'm too heavy, but that song sounds really whinny. Not to mention pretty buttfuckin gay.

Here's a better Song about fire. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWjeXQq3yzk
also this www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXlvA9a_TA
This is a funny song www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWpuhz8-EHY

You never think you'll get into heavier shit. And then one day you do. And it leaves you like "When did this happen? Why do the bands I used to like suck?"
User avatar #136 - riddlerenigma (02/23/2014) [-]
It's a cover song by ellie goulding.

I just prefer the punk version over the original.
#15 - I watched that today. It has a happy ending. 02/22/2014 on The real donal +1
#131 - well. Think of it like this way. I feel like a live on an is…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Obviously made by a Brit +3
User avatar #220 - chimpaflimp (02/23/2014) [-]
Just to let you know, I'm completely safe from floods because I live smack bang in the middle of England and there are no rivers anywhere near me. :3.
User avatar #224 - dancininseptember (02/23/2014) [-]
MIDLANDS BOOYAH!
User avatar #225 - chimpaflimp (02/23/2014) [-]
Well, Leicestershire, specifically.
User avatar #227 - dancininseptember (02/23/2014) [-]
Birmingham, myself. leave my accent alone I don't sound like them
User avatar #228 - chimpaflimp (02/23/2014) [-]
People always say I sound posh for some reason. I think it's because I'm not a complete chav who sounds drunk all the time.
User avatar #229 - dancininseptember (02/23/2014) [-]
The beauty of England, aye?
User avatar #231 - chimpaflimp (02/23/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. The country of England, where the streets are teeming with kebab shops, sketchy Chinese takeaways and grey tracksuits galore! Either that our you're like me and live in a miserable little village with over three old peoples' homes, no chippy and the only shop is a fucking Co-op.
User avatar #233 - dancininseptember (02/23/2014) [-]
I live on the outskirts of the second city, but my areas far enough out so it's actually quite nice. But yeah, fuck living in a little village.
User avatar #236 - chimpaflimp (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm only 15so I can't just go and get pissed, I have to wake up at 6:30 every fucking morning when I have school because the bus gets to the stop at 8 and gets to school after like 10 minutes, despite school itself not starting until 8:30. The only things to do are fuck around on the internet, do sports (fuck that, though) or go into the next village because of the super-cheap off-licence. sucksman.jpg
#60 - oh. I see. I'm only on episode 2 of season 2 soooo. yeah. … 02/22/2014 on If Breaking Bad had Been... 0
#55 - ... In what way?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on If Breaking Bad had Been... 0
User avatar #57 - darkjustifier (02/22/2014) [-]
If you look in top comment you'll see faimbot has explained it way better then I was going to.
User avatar #60 - riddlerenigma (02/22/2014) [-]
oh. I see. I'm only on episode 2 of season 2 soooo. yeah. Still trying to make sense of things.
#142 - Ladies and gentlemen. I introduce to you. The closet Disney … 02/22/2014 on when you watch child hood... 0
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Happy birthday, riddlerenimga
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