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#88 - No. Most of it comes from either. A: The legitimate…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Hades ganna hade 0
#95 - matthewonetwothree (04/25/2014) [-]
so you know he doesn't reside on Olympus right
User avatar #96 - riddlerenigma (04/25/2014) [-]
Well yes. But he is still a god of Olympus. Besides just because he lives in the underworld doesn't mean that he doesn't to things such as meetings or gathering on Mount Olympus.
#11 - You know. I have never watched this movie before so I have no…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Hades ganna hade +76
#58 - Absolute Madman (04/23/2014) [-]
Hades didn't live on Olympus, so technically he's not a god of Olympus. Otherwise I agree.
User avatar #34 - indecisivejew (04/23/2014) [-]
That's the thing about the movie though. He's only a bad guy in terms of the plot.

The best villains in the world are the ones who you like more than the protagonists, and in this movie, that is definitely the case for most people.
User avatar #27 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
This is what pissed me off the most in the Percy Jackson movie. They didn't have Kronos as the main enemy, like in the books, but HADES was the bad guy. Like creativity is great and all, but changing the MAIN VILLAIN of the series is just ridiculous.
User avatar #78 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Hades was thought to be the antagonist for most of the first book, but was later found out to have his own agenda. Not necessarily an evil one, but he wasn't truly a good guy either.

The actual villain was Ares, which makes far more sense. Feeding off of hatred and conflict, Ares would have a lot to gain from making the gods go to war with each other. Kinda ticked me off that he wasn't even mentioned in the film.
User avatar #91 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
I thought he was being controlled by Kronos or some shit? I know Luke was as well, but idk, I thought that made sense. Yours makes a lot more sense though.
User avatar #92 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Luke WAS being controlled by Kronos. But Kronos and Luke manipulated Ares into the whole Lightning Thief scam because he was sick of the peaceful times in Olympus and would enjoy the conflict the idea would result in.
#30 - marikthegunslinger (04/23/2014) [-]
Thank the pantheon that Hades got some more respect in the later books. His son is my favorite character in the series.
User avatar #32 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
Nico is pretty damn cool. And yeah Hades isnt a bad guy, a bit jealous of his brothers, but he's not bad.
User avatar #39 - pokedan (04/23/2014) [-]
Also Nico is now confirmed as gay. Go figure.
User avatar #54 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was genuinely surprised at that part. But he's still pretty badass.
User avatar #21 - avatardsucks (04/23/2014) [-]
well in the original Hercules myth, his step-mother Hera the goddess of marriage was the main villain. Hera made Hercules go crazy and kill his wife and kids because she was jealous of Hercules being the love child of an affair Zeus(her husband) had with another woman. Hercules felt so guilty about murdering his wife that he had to do a bunch of labors to atone for his crime. Overall Disney thought this story was dark so they instead turned Hercules into more of a Superman/Rocky kind of story and made Hades the villain since hes the king of the underworld which is scarier than the Goddess of marriage.
User avatar #74 - kievaughnb (04/23/2014) [-]
So he's a bit like Kratos in God of War?
User avatar #81 - avatardsucks (04/23/2014) [-]
i guess so, never really played the games.
User avatar #89 - riddlerenigma (04/23/2014) [-]
The first game plays like a Greek Tragedy while 2 and 3 were based completely on wanting revenge. And the PSP games were that happened in the middle.
#18 - Absolute Madman (04/23/2014) [-]
Have a rare gem of a good fanfiction to fill that unnecessary villain void.

User avatar #17 - spycheckingpyro (04/23/2014) [-]
As a society in modern times, we fear death because we don't know what is on the other side. Fear of something assumes that whatever it is has to be evil. Where in ancient Greek days, death was viewed differently along with Hades. He may also have a bad reputation because of the whole "kidnapping Persephone thing" but if you think about it; she willingly went every year. He just got the shit end of the stick when it came to realms to rule over.

Cronos isn't exactly evil either. None of the Gods were truly seen as purely good or purely evil. Then again, it was all perspective to which City-State you were in. People of a Zeus worshiping city may have demonized Hades where as a city that worshiped Hades would have thought the same about Zeus. Humanity never changed if you think about it
User avatar #90 - riddlerenigma (04/23/2014) [-]
If that is the case then I think Disney could have been a bit clever here and put in Thanatos the true Greek god of death here and make him the bad guy for once. Hades gets a lot of attention in media here enough as it is so it would have been nice to have changed things round a bit here.
User avatar #28 - angelious (04/23/2014) [-]
in terms of mythology hades(while not as bad as modern day media makes him seem like) was sort of a douchebag(still as far as greek mythology goes he was a pretty cool guy) he tried to usurp zeus atleast twice along side other gods(zeus wasnt so hot amongst gods but he still had powerfull allies) he fooled persephone to come down to his realm and then CURSED her so that she had to return to her every now and then(hence comes the winter) (they did love each other thou if i recall correctly)

cronos and titans in general were actually far more benevolent gods when compared to zeus and crew.they actually liked humans and were fair.but like father like son cronos was afraid of his kids and tried to make sure none of them would ever usurp him(this caused zeus to usurp him)

also as far as shit goes zeus was the ultimate douchebag of greek mythology
#12 - matthewonetwothree (04/23/2014) [-]
are all of your thoughts on greek mythology from the percy jackson books?
User avatar #88 - riddlerenigma (04/23/2014) [-]
No. Most of it comes from either.

A: The legitimate stories of the Greek Pantheon
B: God of War mythos.
C: Age of Mythology Mythos.
#95 - matthewonetwothree (04/25/2014) [-]
so you know he doesn't reside on Olympus right
User avatar #96 - riddlerenigma (04/25/2014) [-]
Well yes. But he is still a god of Olympus. Besides just because he lives in the underworld doesn't mean that he doesn't to things such as meetings or gathering on Mount Olympus.
#13 - Fun Fact: Did you guys know that the reason French Fries are …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Americans Vs. British +7
User avatar #141 - bannon (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't know where you're getting your information from, but it's incorrect. They were called French fries (and many other names) long before Paris, Texas was even established.

Another story of their naming origin is that when British and American soldiers were in Europe during WW1, they mistook Belgium for France, and called them French fries.
User avatar #29 - mymommasallama (04/23/2014) [-]
what makes this all the funnier is in texas and some other states after 9-11 there was a big movement to call them freedom fries since france did not want to go to war alongside us....
#4 - and yet of all the places you bring evidence from, you bring i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on The Truth About Keanu Reeves -2
User avatar #32 - kibaru (04/21/2014) [-]
despite popular belief, for the most part wikipedia is fairly accurate, and provides citations for everything so you can research for yourself anyway
#23 - I know I'm going to get hate for this, but I'm OK with this th… 04/20/2014 on Link in Desc. 0
#94 - ... well that's just dumb and weird. Oh well. 04/20/2014 on incredible -2
#88 - ... But you guys hosted the Euro vision song contest a few yea…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on incredible -2
User avatar #94 - riddlerenigma (04/20/2014) [-]
... well that's just dumb and weird.

Oh well.
User avatar #93 - jokerja (04/20/2014) [-]
Because Euro song vision blibber blabber is not hosted by European nations, it's hosted by the countries in Europa.
#86 - Wait!? Aren't Norway part of Europe!? Why have you got your …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on incredible 0
User avatar #87 - noisecontrollers (04/20/2014) [-]
Because we're not part of the European Nation.
User avatar #88 - riddlerenigma (04/20/2014) [-]
... But you guys hosted the Euro vision song contest a few years ago? How can you enter that and not be a part of Europe?
User avatar #94 - riddlerenigma (04/20/2014) [-]
... well that's just dumb and weird.

Oh well.
User avatar #93 - jokerja (04/20/2014) [-]
Because Euro song vision blibber blabber is not hosted by European nations, it's hosted by the countries in Europa.
#258 - All jokes aside I would very much love to live in Middle-Earth… 04/18/2014 on I'm Good +1
#30 - My college did the same thing. Their reason was because we ha… 04/16/2014 on Being useless 0
#254 - Can I move to where you live? 04/16/2014 on Men can't get raped because... +1
#39 - Well if that is the case than you can call me a light bender b… 04/12/2014 on Irl Firebenders 0
#66 - If I want to watch porn, i'll watch porn. If I want a… 04/10/2014 on Now this has to be unpopular 0
#29 - It's probably too close to blood bending that it might be illegal. 04/10/2014 on Poor pema +1
#102 - Point Of View  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on POV 0
User avatar #103 - krizz (04/10/2014) [-]
#105 - I never fully got this meme. Yeah I'm to early to explore the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on We're lucky 0
User avatar #108 - gmarrox (04/10/2014) [-]
New world. As in we were born too late to discover new continents and islands and shit.
#52 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT. HE WAS JUST MAKING SURE T…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Is pepsi ok? +6
#112 - Absolute Madman (04/10/2014) [-]
Just say that you don't have coke and she has to choose something else? Pepsi and coke taste massively different, I love coke and hate pepsi. It's almost like customer is asking for tea, you don't have it so you ask if coffee is ok.
#129 - kanyesfishsticks (04/10/2014) [-]
It's nothing like that. Pepsi and Coke are both types of colas.
#187 - I wasn't actually being funny. It just sounds very similar to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on A Real American Hero 0
#193 - xsparksx (04/08/2014) [-]
well i chuckled so thumbs up regardless
#58 - Is that not a similar situation as to suicide bombing?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2014 on A Real American Hero -16
#119 - xsparksx (04/07/2014) [-]
thumbs up for being funny even though its a touchy subject
User avatar #187 - riddlerenigma (04/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't actually being funny. It just sounds very similar to suicide bombing to me.

So... yeah.
#193 - xsparksx (04/08/2014) [-]
well i chuckled so thumbs up regardless
User avatar #64 - dafuqmang (04/07/2014) [-]
No. Suicide bombings are designed to instill as much damage and panic as possible.
User avatar #165 - hammarhead (04/08/2014) [-]
....that is also the exact goal of an artillery strike.
User avatar #188 - dafuqmang (04/08/2014) [-]
No the goal of an artillery strike is to take out dangerous targets that a human can't. The heavy shit. Like tanks. Someone WOULD try to shoot a tank down by themselves.

Spoiler: they can't. Things about those things we have now: when a suicide bomber tried to blow up one of the Abrams across seas, he ended up not even scratching it, and instead painting it pink. And the old method of throwing Molotovs at the back vent doesn't work because the back vent of an M1 Abrams is hotter than the molotov's flame.
User avatar #199 - hammarhead (04/10/2014) [-]
I was talking light artillery, especially on bunkered down enemies. There's a reason it's called shell shock.
#95 - WHAT AN ASSHOLE! 04/06/2014 on Stevie Jobs +1
#27 - I'm sort of confused as to how that is related to the joke. I… 04/01/2014 on Life in McDonald 0
#54 - YOU ARE ALL FIGHTING THE MOST POINTLESS ARGUMENT OF ALL TIME…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on fuck the creator +1
#70 - theluppijackal (03/31/2014) [-]
you're on the internet
a literal cesspool of pointless arguments
#110 - Wow! Everyone hates me for placing a reference to the ride th… 03/30/2014 on Recreating a famous old photo 0
#20 - Ş̥̪̦̯̄ͣ̀͒͛̏͛̏̊̽͐̃̈̓͑̔͆͝…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Recreating a famous old photo -7
User avatar #110 - riddlerenigma (03/30/2014) [-]
Wow! Everyone hates me for placing a reference to the ride that was in the photo.

Ah, the internet.
User avatar #83 - kyoutu (03/30/2014) [-]
Thumbs up for knowing the exact ride... I was at Alton towers the opening weekend of this thing and used the fact all the saps were lining up for this for 3 hours to jump on every big attraction then had 34353 times. (never had to wait longer then 10 minutes for any ride)

It was a good day... We me and a buddy stayed over night but our room got mixed up and we ended up spending a night in the me to you bear room. Shit was pretty gay...
#70 - Absolute Madman (03/30/2014) [-]
You want green thumb? Fuck you, here red thumb.
User avatar #49 - franksteinphd (03/30/2014) [-]
out of curiosity how do you make that effect on words?
User avatar #67 - imasupertroll (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - kennyxvi (03/30/2014) [-]
zalgo text something...search it up...
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User avatar #53 - kennyxvi (03/30/2014) [-]
'Zalgo' text something...
User avatar #54 - franksteinphd (03/30/2014) [-]
dammit now i feel like a retard, thanks
User avatar #55 - kennyxvi (03/30/2014) [-]
No problemo bro
#147 - Saying that Bayonetta is a strong leading female video game ch… 03/29/2014 on And the strong nord woman... +2


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