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riddari

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/26/2012
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:ur mum lol
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Content Ranking:#2448
Comment Ranking:#2358
Highest Content Rank:#2413
Highest Comment Rank:#1238
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Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
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Total Comments Made:1029
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#28 - ooga booga 04/11/2016 on /pol on a world with 100%... +28
#5 - I hope pegman likes pegging.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Help +26
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#13 - phantomonkey (04/11/2016) [-]
That shiny-ness makes it look like porn
#7 - captainprincess (04/11/2016) [-]
well he is named for it
#670 - thanks, my well endowed daddy 04/10/2016 on Your well endowed daddy... 0
#669 - **riddari used "*roll picture*"** **riddari rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Your well endowed daddy... 0
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#670 - riddari (04/10/2016) [-]
thanks, my well endowed daddy
#8 - I might not be an expert, but holding a gun like that woman wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Hancock Doodles +1
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#9 - alexandrz (04/10/2016) [-]
It's .32 calibre. A startled goldfish could fire it while managing the recoil.
#54 - I would be more concerned about meeting professor Oak at Trader Joe's 04/09/2016 on Cu/ck/ is on the wrong website +10
#51 - Jesus, how can one hit with a mallet using so little vigor and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2016 on Woman breaks free of her scale +4
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#56 - rageshaman (04/08/2016) [-]
I was wondering that too. I am by no means not fat, but I woulda ruined it with first blow without a doubt.
#61 - So, what you are saying is modern art is just a bit of a goof?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2016 on :arrogant: 0
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#62 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/07/2016) [-]
I'm saying modern art is nothing more than visually distinct currency.
#4 - you missed the chance to make the title Gamecube gone Wii ld 04/05/2016 on GameCube Gone WIld +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2016 on :arrogant: +12
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#53 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/05/2016) [-]
Modern art is only art when it suddenly gains value. Then it really is interesting because every little bit of work the artist DIDN'T put into that piece, is suddenly worth more money than the thought and effort put into a detailed painting that sold for less.
Gold is a rare and useless, but that's why we gave it value.
People buy this shit because as soon as the transaction is complete, the shit represents the money paid. Now you can bring people into your house and say "Look at all the money I have just hanging on my walls," and you can rest easy knowing that it can't be stolen (because it's only worth anything if it has the receipt).
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#61 - riddari (04/07/2016) [-]
So, what you are saying is modern art is just a bit of a goof?
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#62 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/07/2016) [-]
I'm saying modern art is nothing more than visually distinct currency.