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#3 - Well, I do like my invasion & conquering movies, but it ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Sealand Irrelevent +2
#4 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Remember the scene between NC and Insano and how Insano lost? That was the sex scene. Insano even refers to it as feeling "Like a puppy who was raped by a bulldozer." yes it was a sex scene, even though it was rape.
#21 - Picture 11/17/2013 on The many faces of the queen +2
#160 - I second that. Also, you can fap while still having your hand … 11/15/2013 on Problems +2
#82 - I already am immortal, omniscient, and have telekinetic powers… 11/11/2013 on already half way done +1
#248 - I get what op is going at here (or at least I suppose I do), b… 11/11/2013 on "equality" 0
#50 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on These two bastards at... -1
User avatar #83 - darkangeloffire (11/07/2013) [-]
Made me chuckle, have a thumb
#6 - I know that one too well.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Guilty pleasure 0
User avatar #7 - trollofhalo (11/06/2013) [-]
I actually just hung up and continue to play MW2 whilst browsing.
#3 - What if it was directed by Michael Bay?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Guilty pleasure 0
User avatar #4 - fanofilkjaer (11/06/2013) [-]
Then I would expect a shit ton of explosions and a lack in plot development.
#8 - argoniansrule (11/06/2013) [-]
and the US army to be the main focus rather than the titular character
#69 - Dear sir, the air in the chips is actually in most cases … 11/06/2013 on What? +1
#112 - tfw you give a kick-ass speech and some ******* … 11/06/2013 on Amen -1
#14 - Instagraming meals annoys the **** out of me. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on #yolo +9
User avatar #17 - randomserb (11/05/2013) [-]
A subjective yet reasonable sentiment. Would'ya lookit that.
#138 - Well, I guess we can live peacefully: at least you won't touch… 11/05/2013 on Burn 0
#132 - It's DELICIOUS carbonated prune juice.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Burn +1
#135 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
That's not how you spell "disgusting", you silly goose.
#138 - riddari (11/05/2013) [-]
Well, I guess we can live peacefully: at least you won't touch my drink, eh?
I hope you don't like dark beer either. Or ginger ale.
#27 - I saw it from a mile away. And by mile, I mean the pe… 11/05/2013 on This one is for you. 0
#125 - But Dr. Pepper is still better than those two combined.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Burn +4
#131 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
lol no

It's fucking carbonated prune juice.
#132 - riddari (11/05/2013) [-]
It's DELICIOUS carbonated prune juice.
#135 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
That's not how you spell "disgusting", you silly goose.
#138 - riddari (11/05/2013) [-]
Well, I guess we can live peacefully: at least you won't touch my drink, eh?
I hope you don't like dark beer either. Or ginger ale.
#6 - Yes, those ******* ******* supportin… 11/04/2013 on True -2
#35 - The Lidl one resembles Dr. Pepper quite closely, it has less g… 11/04/2013 on Dr. Pepper 0
#32 - Too bad. By the way, the german supermarket Lidl has a nic…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Dr. Pepper +1
User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (11/03/2013) [-]
Really? Never tried it. As I said, I couldn´t even down the actual Dr. Pepper...my favorite coke would be Africoke, I guess...it´s awesome.
User avatar #35 - riddari (11/04/2013) [-]
The Lidl one resembles Dr. Pepper quite closely, it has less gas in it and has a sweeter taste. Dr. Pepper gets really sweet in the aftertaste, it's more gradual, while Pepp Cola is flatter. But still a very valid copy. I'd say it's one of the best imitations of a drink (and that is a success. Most cola immitations are terrible).
#2 - But seriously, wouldn't you jump into that pool of chocolate (…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Thoughts from The Queen +1
User avatar #10 - bigsaltyballs (11/04/2013) [-]
wut
#3 - 10/10 would shrek 11/03/2013 on I know I have +8
#117 - How is it wrong? 11/03/2013 on unpopular opinion #1 0
#27 - That's okay. More Dr. Pepper for me. I suppose I woul… 11/03/2013 on Dr. Pepper +2
#25 - Well, success is not really the measure of greatness. I me…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Dr. Pepper 0
User avatar #26 - yuukoku (11/03/2013) [-]
Personally, I think that Whataburger is better

You're right. However, I just like Coke more than DP.
User avatar #27 - riddari (11/03/2013) [-]
That's okay. More Dr. Pepper for me.

I suppose I would say it's either Subway or Burger King, when it comes to fastfood.
#4 - As much as I'm not a fan of bronies or their beloved show, I d… 11/03/2013 on this might get some responses +1
#17 - But Dr. Pepper is the greatest drink of all time. What is the …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Dr. Pepper +2
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (11/03/2013) [-]
I tried my first Dr. Pepper some weeks ago (we don´t have it at many places in Germany)...to be honest, it actually was the worst type of Cola that I´ve ever tasted...I dunno, why, I just couldn´t stand it:/

I even gave half of it away...
User avatar #46 - stoicnick (11/04/2013) [-]
to sweet i think
User avatar #36 - demigodofmadness (11/04/2013) [-]
It's got 32 natural flavors, and they're all bad
User avatar #32 - riddari (11/03/2013) [-]
Too bad.
By the way, the german supermarket Lidl has a nice Dr. Pepper rip-off called Pepp Cola. It's a pretty good imitation.
User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (11/03/2013) [-]
Really? Never tried it. As I said, I couldn´t even down the actual Dr. Pepper...my favorite coke would be Africoke, I guess...it´s awesome.
User avatar #35 - riddari (11/04/2013) [-]
The Lidl one resembles Dr. Pepper quite closely, it has less gas in it and has a sweeter taste. Dr. Pepper gets really sweet in the aftertaste, it's more gradual, while Pepp Cola is flatter. But still a very valid copy. I'd say it's one of the best imitations of a drink (and that is a success. Most cola immitations are terrible).
User avatar #23 - yuukoku (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, one of them. Coke is the most successful, however.
#25 - riddari (11/03/2013) [-]
Well, success is not really the measure of greatness.
I mean, McDonalds is the most popular fast food worldwide. As much as they have some good stuff, it's not even near the best.
User avatar #26 - yuukoku (11/03/2013) [-]
Personally, I think that Whataburger is better

You're right. However, I just like Coke more than DP.
User avatar #27 - riddari (11/03/2013) [-]
That's okay. More Dr. Pepper for me.

I suppose I would say it's either Subway or Burger King, when it comes to fastfood.
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User avatar #1 - thisisrarity (01/31/2013) [-]
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