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#65 - yes 08/29/2014 on My Current Dilemma 0
#162 - Stick it in her pooper and post on **** whe… 08/29/2014 on I regret nothing 0
#3 - 1. Replace parts that suck with newer ones 2. Sell the rep…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on My Current Dilemma +6
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
What about laptop?
User avatar #14 - thedecodedgamer (08/28/2014) [-]
Is humanized Ukraine swallowing the urine from humanized Russia while he thinks about putting his scrotum on humanized Russia?.
User avatar #65 - riddari (08/29/2014) [-]
yes
#4 - anontoster (08/28/2014) [-]
Dat ballsack


Inb4 ban
#171 - Muhsoginy happens. 08/25/2014 on zoe quinn is new admin 0
#11 - Pretty much this. Would slap dat ass tho. 08/24/2014 on Whatd the 5 fingers say to... +52
#9 - Actually, have some more. 08/23/2014 on I tried +1
#7 - Wow, I never expected this to be relevant here. 08/23/2014 on I tried +7
#51 - 2SPOOKY4ME 07/21/2014 on The Spooky Wars +1
#4 - Comment deleted 07/20/2014 on Hey everyone, let's move to... 0
#934 - **riddari rolls 32** username is cis scum 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#56 - I love you. 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +1
#48 - Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
#46 - Well, I do by all means try to comply with the rules of duelin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
User avatar #47 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
If you're invading at random, don't expect them to play fair. It's different in places like Kiln and when you're using red soap stone, but otherwise, expect people to play cheap.

With multiple summons, the thing I usually try to do is goad them into separating. I take a lesser-known path, try and make a jump somewhere, or weave between enemies. Dung pies and poison throwing knives are great for harassing from a distance without leaving yourself open. Dark magics can be dodged, or blocked using silver pendant.

I'm talking DkS1 here by the way, not sure if that was clear.
User avatar #48 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, thanks to pretty broken netcode, which shat itself in any NAT below perfect (also GFWL, seriously, fuck this thing). I was talking DS2, miracles are much better in this one.
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
#42 - Shieeeeet. Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#39 - Try hosts that summon 2 phantoms and gangrape you when you invade.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +3
User avatar #54 - magickarcher (07/07/2014) [-]
Those I can understand. Some people like to play the game with their friends. However, when they summon you as a Red Phantom from the red sign soapstone to gank you, they should get a 7-meter cactus lodged into their anal hole.
#56 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #45 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
Well when you're trespassing on they're property, they're really allowed to do anything they want. You're also allowed to take advantage of just about everything you can, like monsters and level hazards.
User avatar #46 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, I do by all means try to comply with the rules of dueling.

Hell, sometimes when I see that the host is really struggling with the mobs, I just gtfo so that I don't halt his/her progress. On the other hand I'd gladly fight with 3 people, just not at once, expecially if one is using dark magic, the second one miracles and the third one runs at me. It is simply impossible to dodge.
User avatar #47 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
If you're invading at random, don't expect them to play fair. It's different in places like Kiln and when you're using red soap stone, but otherwise, expect people to play cheap.

With multiple summons, the thing I usually try to do is goad them into separating. I take a lesser-known path, try and make a jump somewhere, or weave between enemies. Dung pies and poison throwing knives are great for harassing from a distance without leaving yourself open. Dark magics can be dodged, or blocked using silver pendant.

I'm talking DkS1 here by the way, not sure if that was clear.
User avatar #48 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, thanks to pretty broken netcode, which shat itself in any NAT below perfect (also GFWL, seriously, fuck this thing). I was talking DS2, miracles are much better in this one.
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
User avatar #41 - cloymax (07/07/2014) [-]
can always separate
#38 - It was.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#35 - I once sported chainmail set and halberd. There is no…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#33 - Okay. I cringed a little. Fashion Souls, though.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +2
#34 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i was young and stupid
#35 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I once sported chainmail set and halberd.

There is no amount of mountain dew that can wash that stain on my honour.
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#31 - Actually havel moms were op as hell untill it was nerfed to ob…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +3
#32 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
shit, i meant to type Iron Tarkus' armor
#33 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Okay. I cringed a little.

Fashion Souls, though.
#34 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i was young and stupid
#35 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I once sported chainmail set and halberd.

There is no amount of mountain dew that can wash that stain on my honour.
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#28 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +1
#29 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i remember when i first started playing and was clueless to shit

i had full havel's armor, and a +4 demon spear

so casul
#31 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Actually havel moms were op as hell untill it was nerfed to oblivion. Then giant dads came (in ur mum kek).
#32 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
shit, i meant to type Iron Tarkus' armor
#33 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Okay. I cringed a little.

Fashion Souls, though.
#34 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i was young and stupid
#35 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I once sported chainmail set and halberd.

There is no amount of mountain dew that can wash that stain on my honour.
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#26 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +2
#27 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
#28 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
#29 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i remember when i first started playing and was clueless to shit

i had full havel's armor, and a +4 demon spear

so casul
#31 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Actually havel moms were op as hell untill it was nerfed to oblivion. Then giant dads came (in ur mum kek).
#32 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
shit, i meant to type Iron Tarkus' armor
#33 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Okay. I cringed a little.

Fashion Souls, though.
#34 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i was young and stupid
#35 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I once sported chainmail set and halberd.

There is no amount of mountain dew that can wash that stain on my honour.
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#24 - Royal soldier's ring +2 Havel +5 Dew & doritos. …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +10
User avatar #52 - granate (07/07/2014) [-]
Fuck Havel's armor in DS2
#25 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
#26 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
#27 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
#28 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
#29 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i remember when i first started playing and was clueless to shit

i had full havel's armor, and a +4 demon spear

so casul
#31 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Actually havel moms were op as hell untill it was nerfed to oblivion. Then giant dads came (in ur mum kek).
#32 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
shit, i meant to type Iron Tarkus' armor
#33 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Okay. I cringed a little.

Fashion Souls, though.
#34 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
i was young and stupid
#35 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I once sported chainmail set and halberd.

There is no amount of mountain dew that can wash that stain on my honour.
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#65 - >born salesman kek'd 07/07/2014 on Jew simulator 2014 +8
#33 - >#1 Gainax perverted bitch >not Haruko My fellow…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Zone-Tan +3
#40 - feupy (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, FLCL must be my second or third favourite anime and I love Haruko's teasing side, but Panty is the Definition of a nymphomaniac bitch.
#26 - Pretty retarded. Maybe it could be an accurate compar… 07/01/2014 on Ahhh, technology. +15
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User avatar #1 - thisisrarity (01/31/2013) [-]
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