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Date Signed Up:2/26/2012
Last Login:1/20/2015
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#64 - >meet 10/10 qt funny circle number >we're getting al…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Tumblr +6
#95 - inertgas (11/25/2014) [-]
Last line, good show chap
#2 - you have been visited by the trumpet skeleton of the abyss …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Skeletor,explain this? +1
#7 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#77 - ewww 11/23/2014 on "Not the onion" 0
#28 - "Hello, I would like to marry your daughter. My qualities… 11/23/2014 on Business +1
#25 - I have no idea. I saved it from here... for reasons.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" -1
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
that's mlp porn you realize
User avatar #77 - riddari (11/23/2014) [-]
ewww
#23 - Aroused.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" 0
#33 - oinos (11/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
That's... That's not from normal anime, is it?
#25 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I saved it from here... for reasons.
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
that's mlp porn you realize
User avatar #77 - riddari (11/23/2014) [-]
ewww
#20 - Not that I want to defend the obvious troll, but Canada is a p…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" 0
User avatar #74 - CallMeCrisco (11/20/2014) [-]
Dude, don't be that guy.
#73 - CallMeCrisco has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
If you ever say that again I'm going to come to your house, tie you to the water heater, and assrape every member of your family before I skull fuck them to death infront of you, you fucking slime
#28 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
The Americas refer to the continents of North and South America.

Technically, any country in these continents are American. The common misconception is that people think the United States is just 'America'. It is just the United States that lie inside the Americas.
User avatar #67 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
Well technicalities are fuckin' stupid. While that may technically work, how often do you see people use them in normal conversation unless it's to retort with "Well, technically," and then continuing on with whatever.

If he meant that, it would've been clarified. While the United States lie inside the Americas, nobody calls everything from the west "American". They say "North American" or "South American" if they're not referring to it by its country. Then, if it's from the U.S., it's American.

Nobody speaks vaguely enough to say something from, let's say South America, is American. That's fucking stupid and people would look at one like a dork if one were to do that.
User avatar #70 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
I apologize for being geographically correct.
User avatar #71 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
You should be apologizing for being irrelevant to the thread, as a nation's boundaries have nothing to with geography since it's purely based on ownership. Why this comment was even felt to contribute is beyond me. Besides, I didn't care about the georgraphy. NORMAL people aren't vague. Are you correct? Sure. But correct doesn't mean shit if it doesn't apply to anybody.
User avatar #68 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
Meant to put a question mark instead of a period in the second clause
User avatar #60 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick question. Is your waterheater gas or electric?
User avatar #61 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #62 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
Go find out. I'd hate to come ill prepared
User avatar #63 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
It's heated by laying a camp fire under the main water pipe.
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
What kind of third world shithole do you live in? No matter, handcuffs will go around the water pipe.
#65 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
#29 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
yea not canada
#23 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
Aroused.
#33 - oinos (11/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
That's... That's not from normal anime, is it?
#25 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I saved it from here... for reasons.
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
that's mlp porn you realize
User avatar #77 - riddari (11/23/2014) [-]
ewww
#21 - "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on That really puffles my... +44
#109 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Otherwise known as "limp biscuit."
#34 - People born in 1998 are already 16. 11/19/2014 on Weird Thoughts +2
#17 - Dunno if that was intended, but soggy cookies sound pretty lewd.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on That really puffles my... +54
#20 - buffygifs (11/19/2014) [-]
Look up soggy biscuit
User avatar #21 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
"A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit"

Ayy lmao
#109 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Otherwise known as "limp biscuit."
#48 - I'd bang it. With a hammer. 10/31/2014 on Fat people +3
#207 - Cis no speech impediment male white attractive heterosexual ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#257 - zvon (10/31/2014) [-]
I won! What do I get?
#2843 - Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative. 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#2840 - **riddari rolls 282,996,072** damn damn damn damn.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #2843 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative.
#2835 - **riddari rolls 774,785,569** damn damn damn.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #2840 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 282,996,072** damn damn damn damn.
User avatar #2843 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative.
#2834 - **riddari rolls 363,089,273** damn damn.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #2835 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 774,785,569** damn damn damn.
User avatar #2840 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 282,996,072** damn damn damn damn.
User avatar #2843 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative.
#2832 - **riddari rolls 605,589,222** damn.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #2834 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 363,089,273** damn damn.
User avatar #2835 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 774,785,569** damn damn damn.
User avatar #2840 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 282,996,072** damn damn damn damn.
User avatar #2843 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative.
#2828 - **riddari rolls 303,128,366** What you're doing is pretty cool.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
User avatar #2832 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 605,589,222** damn.
User avatar #2834 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 363,089,273** damn damn.
User avatar #2835 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 774,785,569** damn damn damn.
User avatar #2840 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
**riddari rolls 282,996,072** damn damn damn damn.
User avatar #2843 - riddari (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey, my luck sucks pretty badly, still, I appreciate your initiative.
#16 - Tons of 'em. 10/14/2014 on About 2 Tumblr feminists -1
#10 - Are you implying that fapping to Gaben is something unusual? 09/30/2014 on Stay classy 4chan +2
#23 - hey there 09/26/2014 on Gimp Man +1
#59 - Windows95 was pretty good, the dos based system was still enou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on win 9 coming soon +5
#101 - angelusprimus (09/26/2014) [-]
UI can be switched to classic desktop.
Its faster, less prone to crashing and better at connectivity then win 7.
Reason its hated is "They changed how it looks straight out of the box. I need to spend 3 minutes to make it look and feel like win 7. AINT NO BODY HAS TIME FOR THAT! WHAT A CRAP"
#58 - No homo. Very homo. 09/21/2014 on Dear Citizens of 4Chan: +1
#37 - Picture 09/18/2014 on The Evolution +6
#126 - Meh, it's just a response to an equally retarded thing. The or… 09/18/2014 on Absorbed 0
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User avatar #1 - thisisrarity (01/31/2013) [-]
le icelandic knight
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