Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/26/2012
Last Login:7/23/2016
Location:ur mum lol
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2453
Comment Ranking:#2339
Highest Content Rank:#2413
Highest Comment Rank:#1238
Content Thumbs: 431 total,  502 ,  71
Comment Thumbs: 6286 total,  7259 ,  973
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
Content Views:35719
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:1028
FJ Points:5383
Favorite Tags: is (2)

latest user's comments

#3 - But the fetus has little to no control over it's host, compare…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Shower thoughts +155
#42 - dieseluterus (06/19/2016) [-]
Pregnant women have a tendency to become very emotional and irrational, and a fetus doesn't know how to properly express emotion while in the womb. But babies are fairly emotional, so..
Well, shit.
User avatar
#40 - jamesten (06/19/2016) [-]
well the fetus does control when it births
so the fetus can tap out the mech
#39 - mariox (06/19/2016) [-]
So the mech is sentient?
#36 - thempc (06/19/2016) [-]
User avatar
#26 - kanaka (06/19/2016) [-]
"I'm eating for two though"

#25 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Not true, they are on autopilot.
User avatar
#24 - englishtallybopper (06/18/2016) [-]
Papa bless dude X
User avatar
#23 - captainfuckitall (06/18/2016) [-]
Obviously you've never had interactions with a pregnant woman.
User avatar
#9 - ComradeBritish (06/18/2016) [-]
I dunno dude. When the fetus is hungry, some pretty crazy shit gets slapped together in the kitchen.
#10 - klille (06/18/2016) [-]
#11 - ComradeBritish (06/18/2016) [-]
"Sweetheart, do we have have any Squeezy cheese?"
#12 - klille (06/18/2016) [-]
>when you see her walking past with a bowl containing icecream and pickles
User avatar
#29 - itsbeowulftime (06/19/2016) [-]
My sister's pregnancy actually taught me that trying crazy shit like that is awesome.
Ice cream and pickles is actually kinda dope.
#30 - klille (06/19/2016) [-]
User avatar
#31 - itsbeowulftime (06/19/2016) [-]
also, top ramen and frito lays tacos. Fucking try it.
#34 - klille (06/19/2016) [-]
User avatar
#35 - itsbeowulftime (06/19/2016) [-]
#13 - ComradeBritish (06/18/2016) [-]
Food that should never be combined, tastes most foul to sate the beast within. Madness.
#8 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh really, then why do pregnant women become strangely emotional? Why do they have sudden cravings for unusual foods? Why do they seem that they, in fact, are unable to emotionally & physically control themselves?

The veil has been lifted and the truth revealed. A pregnant woman is a fetus mech.
User avatar
#4 - boomerpyro (06/18/2016) [-]
So it's basically shinji
#7 - angryeggs (06/18/2016) [-]
User avatar
#6 - riddari (06/18/2016) [-]
MICHAEL BAYS EVANGELION not in the evangelion I watched :^)
#21 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
i want watch now
#7 - The joke's on samurai Jack - that faggot has been ******* a st… 06/17/2016 on cummerai sack +9
#23 - To be honest, the dpad on xbone controller is pretty solid, no… 06/17/2016 on Evolution +6
#13 - What the **** kind of braindead highschooler buys that from a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Energy Drinks +32
User avatar
#14 - satanicllladvocacy (06/17/2016) [-]
you've never been to west virginia have you? there's seriously fuck-all to do there....wouldnt be surprised if this was 100% true
#12 - At least your risk of getting STDs is very low.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on turn on +11
#38 - skorchy (06/17/2016) [-]
tfw you're a kissless virgin and somehow manage to get Epididymitis.

I'm suffering the consequences of being a whore, with none of the benefits.
God, why do you smite me?
#6 - YOU HAVE OPINIONS DIFFERENT THAN MINE? YOUR VIEWS AREN'T A… 06/17/2016 on Heitusa Tytlompul Paltoov 0
#13 - Well, if "right click to win" is your only chance of…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2016 on It's high not +49
User avatar
#16 - ibaiapellaniz (06/17/2016) [-]
To be fair that's what mccree was since release, it's not the players' fault that blizzard dun goofd. I agree he needed a nerf, but they crippled him hard.

He supposedly is a counter for the fast-moving/hard-damage-low-survivability characters. Right now he can't fking kill a TRACER in the stun time with hit the fan, so now its either for panic shooting or for big-slow targets like the tanks, wich makes no fking sense.

I believe blizzard dropped the ball on this one, hard.
User avatar
#18 - qanonymousp (06/17/2016) [-]
nigga did you see the headshot at the end of the video?
he can still do it, the crazy thing is you now actually need some skill to play him
User avatar
#50 - ibaiapellaniz (06/17/2016) [-]
So what is the use of fan the hammer if not for that situation?

Left click does 35 to 70 dmg and can shoot twice per second, with critical hits dealing double damage, that means a max of 280dps.

Meanwhile, fan the hammer now does 22.5 to 45 dmg, and can shoot a full cylinder in a second (max 6 bullets). Also it CAN'T critical hit, so if you hit every shot (which does require some skill with the slim characters, the focus of this discussion) that's 270dps.

So fuck fth and just double headshot with every stun?

You are telling me that it's balanced? I still agree that a nerf was necessary, but not this one, by far. One thing is fixing it, breaking it AGAIN is even worse.
User avatar
#87 - qanonymousp (06/18/2016) [-]
spraying at un stunned enemies? or spraying enemies that have been stunned but not being guaranteed the kill.
people seem so appalled that pressing e no longer guarantees them a kill when that shouldn't have been how it was in the first place.
User avatar
#73 - shaddyz (06/17/2016) [-]
Fth dmg is fixed at 45
#37 - Well, I'll get down to practicing my backroom couch castings :^) 06/17/2016 on Moderately fresh... +3
#35 - How about a metal dragon dildo?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2016 on Moderately fresh... +4
User avatar
#36 - phynight (06/17/2016) [-]
I'll get to those when I get around to practicing my aluminium and bronze castings.
#37 - riddari (06/17/2016) [-]
Well, I'll get down to practicing my backroom couch castings :^)
#6 - Damn, gave me a good chuckle 06/16/2016 on A film +1