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#51 - 2SPOOKY4ME 07/21/2014 on The Spooky Wars +1
#4 - No way. Prostitution is illegal there. 07/20/2014 on Hey everyone, let's move to... 0
#934 - **riddari rolls 32** username is cis scum 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#56 - I love you. 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +1
#48 - Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
#46 - Well, I do by all means try to comply with the rules of duelin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
User avatar #47 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
If you're invading at random, don't expect them to play fair. It's different in places like Kiln and when you're using red soap stone, but otherwise, expect people to play cheap.

With multiple summons, the thing I usually try to do is goad them into separating. I take a lesser-known path, try and make a jump somewhere, or weave between enemies. Dung pies and poison throwing knives are great for harassing from a distance without leaving yourself open. Dark magics can be dodged, or blocked using silver pendant.

I'm talking DkS1 here by the way, not sure if that was clear.
User avatar #48 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, thanks to pretty broken netcode, which shat itself in any NAT below perfect (also GFWL, seriously, fuck this thing). I was talking DS2, miracles are much better in this one.
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
#42 - Shieeeeet. Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#39 - Try hosts that summon 2 phantoms and gangrape you when you invade.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 +3
User avatar #54 - magickarcher (07/07/2014) [-]
Those I can understand. Some people like to play the game with their friends. However, when they summon you as a Red Phantom from the red sign soapstone to gank you, they should get a 7-meter cactus lodged into their anal hole.
#56 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #45 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
Well when you're trespassing on they're property, they're really allowed to do anything they want. You're also allowed to take advantage of just about everything you can, like monsters and level hazards.
User avatar #46 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, I do by all means try to comply with the rules of dueling.

Hell, sometimes when I see that the host is really struggling with the mobs, I just gtfo so that I don't halt his/her progress. On the other hand I'd gladly fight with 3 people, just not at once, expecially if one is using dark magic, the second one miracles and the third one runs at me. It is simply impossible to dodge.
User avatar #47 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
If you're invading at random, don't expect them to play fair. It's different in places like Kiln and when you're using red soap stone, but otherwise, expect people to play cheap.

With multiple summons, the thing I usually try to do is goad them into separating. I take a lesser-known path, try and make a jump somewhere, or weave between enemies. Dung pies and poison throwing knives are great for harassing from a distance without leaving yourself open. Dark magics can be dodged, or blocked using silver pendant.

I'm talking DkS1 here by the way, not sure if that was clear.
User avatar #48 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, in DS1 I didn't get much chances to play pvp online, thanks to pretty broken netcode, which shat itself in any NAT below perfect (also GFWL, seriously, fuck this thing). I was talking DS2, miracles are much better in this one.
User avatar #49 - adu (07/07/2014) [-]
The netcode works for me. Well enough, at least. Maybe they patched it since you last played, idk, but invasions and summons aren't a big problem for me. Sometimes they are, but it's hard to tell why a summon/invasion fails, whether it's because of bad netcode or because of some player-related reason.
User avatar #41 - cloymax (07/07/2014) [-]
can always separate
#38 - It was.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more
#35 - I once sported chainmail set and halberd. There is no…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Darksouls 2 0
#36 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
I've never bought the chain mail

Looks like a waste of time
#38 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
It was.
#40 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
But yeah, im not the best, but ive definitely gotten better over the months. Currently, i got a dex file. Full Wanderer's gear, and a +10 lightning thieves dagger. But recently ive fallen in love with the Silver Knight Spear. I plan on joining the Darkwraiths
#42 - riddari (07/07/2014) [-]
Shieeeeet.

Dex is quite up in DS. On the other hand it's okay in DS2.
#43 - thehumor (07/07/2014) [-]
Ive played through dark souls 2 twice now, and i still love the first one more

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