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Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii, N64, PC
Video Games Played: Not much
Interests: Music, buttholes, penis, metal, tacos, rubberbands
Date Signed Up:8/07/2013
Last Login:9/13/2013
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College student, dick enthusiast, anal penetrator, occasional vaginal slayer.

I lost the bee's knees because it broke off at the shins.

Faggot. So is my faggot boyfriend. We're faggots together.

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#21 - So, I'm watching this on the ******* and my korean boyf… 09/13/2013 on whitney houston didnt die 0
#3 - Penis 09/12/2013 on What's the weapon 0
#1 - I don't know what I expected.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on I bring you +1
#3 - fearlessdeeds (09/12/2013) [-]
#3 - I appreciate what you have done here. 09/03/2013 on Jesse Pinkman's addiction +3
#11140 - So I weigh about 210-220 lbs and I have been trying to lose we…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #11152 - themongoose (09/04/2013) [-]

Like the others said before me, your diet will kill the fat. Let the lifting build the body. Discipline!
#11143 - bronohomo (09/03/2013) [-]
It's possible. But if I were you I would also do weight lifting, because why training for muscles later when you can do it now. But if you want to lose the fat first remember that your diet is the key to that.
User avatar #11141 - thisistheguy (09/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget diet. That's way more important than doing cardio if you want to lose weight. I've never had a problem with trying to lose weight before I want to lift (it's actually the opposite for me), so I couldn't help you there.
#647423 - What are some really good horror games? I can't play high-end …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #647514 - desacabose (09/02/2013) [-]
Afraid of Monsters
Cry of Fear
The suffering was given out for free by the army for whatever reason www.shacknews.com/file/12350/the-suffering-free-game
Alone in the dark
and System Shock/bioshock
User avatar #647430 - sharondasilva (09/02/2013) [-]
Also, there's this free Half Life 2 mod called ''Nightmare House 2''
Don't download the first one because the second one has the first one in the game but its re-done and serves as a backstory in a way on what happened in the first game, even though its the entire first game
User avatar #647432 - EdwardNigma (09/02/2013) [-]
Nightmare House 2 was cool as fuck.
User avatar #647434 - sharondasilva (09/02/2013) [-]
I loved the sorta first scene where you meet the girl and there's awesome dust particles everywhere, I fucking love it when games do that
User avatar #647438 - EdwardNigma (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't remember the details too good. I just remember it being the only horror game ever where some type of military doesn't try to fucking kill you.
User avatar #647441 - sharondasilva (09/02/2013) [-]
I found it pretty sad when they died, they were fucking bros
User avatar #647442 - EdwardNigma (09/02/2013) [-]
Real niggas. Best friends.
User avatar #647428 - sharondasilva (09/02/2013) [-]
Outlast (out in two days) Its pretty high end though
Cry of Fear (free on steam, best low end horror game ever)
#3 - It looks like she stabbed through the glass with something lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on SUPERSAIYAN ON YOUR ASS! +3
User avatar #6 - stonermatt (09/02/2013) [-]
I always keep my trusty "window breaker" around.
User avatar #7 - gelind (09/02/2013) [-]
I have one in my bookbag. They are punches you press it up against something and it springs forward. It supposedly can even break the glass if you are fully submerged under water.
#41 - I wonder if they ever stopped to think, "Ya know, maybe g…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... -1
User avatar #78 - navadae (08/31/2013) [-]
person writes to the prison, someone reads it, then passes it on to the prisoner.. the prisoner responds, someone reads it, then mails it back to the original person
User avatar #59 - yorker (08/31/2013) [-]
It's actually a system in the prison, the prisoners aren't the ones mailing it. The prison is.
#3 - nope, 08/30/2013 on Tyrone 0
#28 - Dude this is day 1 chemistry with public high school schooling… 08/21/2013 on Science +1
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