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#350 - Sequel ? Seven.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on The Facts +1
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#363 - thegreentornado (01/12/2016) [-]
More Sequel (s). Eight.
#122 - I'll pick green. 01/11/2016 on Chose a button 0
#22 - Was already subscribed apparantly :/  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on South Korea Strikes Back 0
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#44 - muffincannibal (01/11/2016) [-]
And her channel is dead
#84 - Answer: No. but the diplomats arent any military figure either… 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +2
#118 - I was a security guard for 2 years, Most times I had to drag t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on scotty 0
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#120 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
The emotional relative, literally the number one person inadvertently rooting for the death of the injured since forever. Yes, we know that's your son/daughter/mother/father/lover get the fuck out of the way and let the professionals save their lives so you can continue cheating on your wife/husband at the club...
#129 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
That's stereotyping, though. Seeing a person you love injured is a strong emotional stimuli and the "logic" at that moment is that if someone tries to drag you away from the injured person, they must want that person to die. Otherwise why not allow you to help that person? In retrospective, this isn't logical at all, but at that moment, it's the most logical thing to do.
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#131 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
When you see the "Security" or "Paramedic" lettering on our shirt, know that it's our job to keep people healthy and safe. Your panic, is only making things worse. We will work our asses off to keep your loved ones alive, because even the most heartless of us will still help them because paperwork and reports are a bitch. Plus, saving people is a good mark on our record. Once again though, most security and para's will do it because it's human nature to help. I tell you to back away because you're crowding the professionals. It's much in the same way the hospital tells you to sit down and shut up until we fix what's wrong with your loved one.
#132 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
I know that. But I'm telling you why most people would do that. Humans aren't "logical" beings by nature. Instinct has priority override in certain stimuli.
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#134 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
That's where we come in. We as Security and Para can grab you and remove you from the scene. We can raise our voice and "jolt you back to reality". At least until you calm down. Because, even if you're panicked, a strong, loud voice can get you to listen up and realize the case. No more of this, I've moved on to other things.
#43 - Okay, heres an example": your brother is ly…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2016 on scotty +2
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#113 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
Wtf? Stop thumbing this idiot up. What kind of bullshit logic is that? Humans multitask, holy fuck. You know what your logic just did? It killed the brother, know why? It takes the ambulance about 5 minutes to get to the scene from dispatch.

Oh shit, your brother collapsed! What do you do?

Emotion: Help brother! Commence First Aid!
Logic: Help brother! Call 911!

As a Security guard, this is exactly what you should do:

1. Assess the situation, is it safe?

2. Assess the injured, in this case your bro.

3. Immediately call 911, or if you have others, tell them to call and begin helping the injured immediately.

4. If it's safe, and you have consent from the injured (Unconscious is an automatic YES! Fuck anyone that tries to sue you for "Molesting me in public" because you removed their shirt and bra in public. Any sane person will trade embarrassment to stay alive)

5. Apply First Aid. You've gotta know what you're treating for. If a person needs an insulin shot, don't do the Heimlich! There is one spot you can do it and significantly reduce the risk of broken ribs. If you're breaking ribs, you've got the wrong spot.

If you need to do chest compression, keep doing them until you're exhausted or the help arrives. If you tire, switch with someone else. Do not hit the incorrect spot, or you'll injure your wrist, and possibly break their bones. When emergency services arrive, let them take over and tell them what injuries they have.

FIRST AID IS GENERALLY A 10% INCREASE IN SURVIVABILITY. Think about that. That's an extra 1 in 10 chance because of you.


TL;DR: The most common sense, logical thing to do is to take both actions. Call the proffessionals, and help him yourself. First Aid saves lives too. It will also keep the brain alive, so the person isn't a vegetable later. Don't call the cops and just watch. Don't help and not call! AND NEVER DO WHAT THAT FUCKING DUMB ASS BELOW SAID! NEVER CHASE THE ASSAILANT!
#118 - rickardur (01/11/2016) [-]
I was a security guard for 2 years, Most times I had to drag the emotional friend/family person away from the victim so the professionals could help. I got beaten, threatened with even more death, etc.

Yes, Sure. not every time. but you get it atleast. I hope.
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#120 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
The emotional relative, literally the number one person inadvertently rooting for the death of the injured since forever. Yes, we know that's your son/daughter/mother/father/lover get the fuck out of the way and let the professionals save their lives so you can continue cheating on your wife/husband at the club...
#129 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
That's stereotyping, though. Seeing a person you love injured is a strong emotional stimuli and the "logic" at that moment is that if someone tries to drag you away from the injured person, they must want that person to die. Otherwise why not allow you to help that person? In retrospective, this isn't logical at all, but at that moment, it's the most logical thing to do.
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#131 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
When you see the "Security" or "Paramedic" lettering on our shirt, know that it's our job to keep people healthy and safe. Your panic, is only making things worse. We will work our asses off to keep your loved ones alive, because even the most heartless of us will still help them because paperwork and reports are a bitch. Plus, saving people is a good mark on our record. Once again though, most security and para's will do it because it's human nature to help. I tell you to back away because you're crowding the professionals. It's much in the same way the hospital tells you to sit down and shut up until we fix what's wrong with your loved one.
#132 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
I know that. But I'm telling you why most people would do that. Humans aren't "logical" beings by nature. Instinct has priority override in certain stimuli.
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#134 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
That's where we come in. We as Security and Para can grab you and remove you from the scene. We can raise our voice and "jolt you back to reality". At least until you calm down. Because, even if you're panicked, a strong, loud voice can get you to listen up and realize the case. No more of this, I've moved on to other things.
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#75 - deathweaver (01/11/2016) [-]
Apparently I can't call emergency services AND help my brother.
#62 - sirdood (01/11/2016) [-]
Your point is flawed because of the "slippery slope" logical fallacy. This type of argument is generally employed as a fear mongering tactic. Below are listed the reasons why you should consider entering yourself into an institute for the mentally impaired.

> You assume that because A happened, eleven-two billion must come afterwards.
> The reader did not kill their brother, whomever stabbed him did. Your claim would not hold up in any civilized court of law.
> You are assuming that immediate action won't save a life. Many professionally advocated courses of action in an emergency call for the nearest person (you) to at the very least try to alleviate the main source of damage and then calling for help.
> You are assuming that because he is stabbed, he will immediately die. Depending on the size and severity of the wound, he can have between ten minutes to an hour to live. That is assuming the wound is life threatening in the first place.
> You are assuming that there are medical professionals close by enough that they can respond quickly enough to prevent his death, if his wound is severe enough to be fatal.
> You are assuming that the reader is not a professional medicinal practitioner.
> You are assuming that the state of immediate danger has passed (is the stabber still around?).

Your entire argument is short, lacks information, and only serves to make an ass out of yourself.

Ironically, whereas you are an advocate of logic, you fail in it almost completely. The best solution would be to allow your emotion to instead temper your logical decisions.

TL;DR: I hear they're bringing back tater-tot Tuesdays at your local Autism Speaks institute.
#94 - plsremember (01/11/2016) [-]
I would say that his argument could use some clarification and refinement, but the general point is obvious: natural impulses can lead to bad decisions. It is quite petty and pedantic to bash his argument for lack of information when it is quite clear what his argument intends. BTW it's not really slippery slope, slippery slope would be x leads to y and y leads to z and z leads to the destruction of Earth via meteorite. Its a series of absurd conclusions not just one hasty conclusion.
#57 - hitro (01/11/2016) [-]
The emotional response is to get your brother help right away,

The logical conclusion, is to do that through a professional.
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#46 - lastweek (01/11/2016) [-]
He didn't say act entirely on emotion, he said that both logic and emotion must be taken into consideration. In this case it would simply mean that it's fine to cry and be sad about it while it's happening because of the emotions, despite the fact that it would be optimal to act entirely calm.
#45 - ionlywhisper (01/11/2016) [-]
emotional reaction would be to go and help your brother.

logical reaction would be to see if the stabber is still around

#15 - bought this 2 years ago for 1000 euros  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on It's a Loft +1
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#26 - supremetaco (01/10/2016) [-]
$500 processor and probably around $200 for 32gb of ram with a video card that was probably around $200. I can see they had their priorities straight when they made it.
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#19 - ingloriousgamer (01/10/2016) [-]
core i7 with a gtx 660 i fail to see the issue
#16 - Deavas (01/10/2016) [-]
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#42 - dofyx (01/10/2016) [-]
i feel you man...
#9 - I think you have an unhealthy obsession with birds.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Minimalism Wallpapers Comp 0
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#10 - thesunpraiser (01/10/2016) [-]
People used to say the same thing about me and the Sun.
#13 - so you'd expect a texan to shoot you in the foot if you trespa… 01/10/2016 on Dey Dindu Nuffin 0
#3 - but I don't speak Italian.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on I wonder what it is +1
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#4 - borcha (01/10/2016) [-]
>the sysreqs
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#3 to #2 - rickardur (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah. sorry. Korra fan bit saw some of the comic you uploaded so thought you might have more on your profile.
#4 to #3 - murrlogic (08/25/2015) [-]
Oh? You wanna see my comics

I'd show you my DA but some livid Korrsami cunts got it Permabanned

Feel free to ask me anything about it.
#5 to #4 - rickardur (08/25/2015) [-]
can I get the comic... anywhere? or is that a no?
#6 to #5 - murrlogic (08/25/2015) [-]
I can post what I have of it on here but I need to worry about making a new DA soon.
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