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Video Games Played: LittleBIGPlanet 2, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, MAG, Mortal Kombat
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Interests: Literature, Writing, Airsoft, Video Games, Martial Arts, Firearms, Military Firearms, WWII, Range Shooting
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
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I'm a guy with a small, dry sense of humor!
I really hate people, I'm a self righteous asshole, and I tend to cause alot of shitstorms. No matter what, I'M FUCKING RIGHT!

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#168 - The internet is creating a dominant culture that marginalizes …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on The Death of Culture 0
User avatar #172 - champaigne (04/04/2013) [-]
Fuck niggers
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (04/04/2013) [-]
Fuck whiteys
(I can use big words too!)
User avatar #177 - champaigne (04/04/2013) [-]
Touche.
#37 - I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point wh… 03/31/2013 on Tardware Store 0
#30 - You do realize that people have varying levels of impairment e…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Tardware Store 0
User avatar #32 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Flat out murder is quite extreme, I'll admit, but I think if there is some $25,00 procedure that takes like 48 hours to have some disabled kid with
some detrimental brain impairment survive the first few days of his life, just avoid it altogether.

Also, I'd like to say I'm not the one thumbing you down, I try to avoid getting that petty when arguing with people on FJ.
User avatar #37 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point where it doesn't matter because neither of our stances will ever actually come to reality.

In any case, I kindof like my red thumbs. If you'll take notice I have quite a bit of them.

The internet changes people, it breeds hate for hate with hate. And as much as it can be a source of good, (see gay marriage,) it can also be a harbinger of blind hatred, (see religion, women & "feminism")

I see red thumbs as a way of telling myself that I refuse to change my own views to please, and conform to people I don't know.
#23 - This is just an odd thought to me. I mean, isn't the hardw…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Think Different.ly? 0
#28 - meowthenin (03/31/2013) [-]
Actually, this is a misconception that only applies to the top-of-the-top. Obsolescence is only true when the parts you have stop being able to do what they've done at a reasonable rate. This means it depends on the person using the machine. As technology does go forward it becomes more hardware heavy to do things such as read email or check the news. A computer from when facebook first came out would lag terribly trying to access facebook now. But a computer bought today for ~$500 should last 6-7 years, unless you're gaming.
User avatar #57 - billybong (03/31/2013) [-]
I was going to correct you and say "a computer that came out when fb did would be fine"

Then I realised how long FB has been around... Pentium 4/ Pentium D days if I'm not mistaken. It'd do it.... but only just... and it'd need a nice clean OS with no junk in it.
#268 - meowthenin (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's scary. It's like, "Wait thats not... Oh God I'm getting older..."
#2 - nigga das a unicorn! 03/31/2013 on So this happened +5
#23 - Goddammit Hayaho.... you beautiful beautiful man... mild homo 03/31/2013 on philosophy +2
#26 - You textbook people as tards and diminish all value to their l…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Tardware Store 0
User avatar #29 - multimedia (03/31/2013) [-]
Somebody with cerebral palsy is not a tard. They are handicapped. It's totally different.
User avatar #28 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Okay, now I see where you're coming from I can explain what I meant. When I say tard, I'm talking about people with down syndrome
or some sort of mental disorder that inhibits their ability to do much beyond the most basic of human instincts. If someone can contribute,
whether it be physical labour or what have you, they are making up for the food, drink, space etc that they consume.

Think of it this way - someone loans an unemployed friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent. This friend then gets a job, and from then on is able to pay his own rent, and over time pay his friend back.

Then the first person loans another friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent, which he does, but he makes no effort to get a job
and continually relies on his friend to pay his rent for him. This means the first person is losing money, and his friend has
no way to pay it back. Soon this person is unable to pay his own rent, let alone his friend's, and so they both end up as poor bastards.
User avatar #30 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You do realize that people have varying levels of impairment even within the same handicap right?

There's no way of knowing exactly how deep these impairments are unless they are allowed to grow to adulthood. Meaning we can't know if someone is going to be useless until they actually are, and by that point it is wrong to kill them. (in fact it's wrong to kill them at anypoint.)

This idea of contributing to society is flawed in that society is flawed. I could go on and on about how materialistic society is, and how our value is defined by what material we contribute to society. (A mindset that absolutely appalls me)

In fact, most people born with crippling disabilities can be raised to function independently. Completely independently. It's just the problem that people don't know how to raise them right. Completely segregating them is going to turn them into a shell, but turning them loose is going to give them no chance.
Ultimately that's what I believe everyone should be given a chance. It doesn't matter how they were born. They should be given a chance. And if they end up not doing anything, oh well there are bigger wastes. *cough* the kardashians *cough* honey boo boo *cough*

Extinguishing that chance, and murdering them would turn us into inhumane monsters. And that's a world I hope to never see.
User avatar #32 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Flat out murder is quite extreme, I'll admit, but I think if there is some $25,00 procedure that takes like 48 hours to have some disabled kid with
some detrimental brain impairment survive the first few days of his life, just avoid it altogether.

Also, I'd like to say I'm not the one thumbing you down, I try to avoid getting that petty when arguing with people on FJ.
User avatar #37 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point where it doesn't matter because neither of our stances will ever actually come to reality.

In any case, I kindof like my red thumbs. If you'll take notice I have quite a bit of them.

The internet changes people, it breeds hate for hate with hate. And as much as it can be a source of good, (see gay marriage,) it can also be a harbinger of blind hatred, (see religion, women & "feminism")

I see red thumbs as a way of telling myself that I refuse to change my own views to please, and conform to people I don't know.
#24 - >Not going to bring any better than you shit >Brings…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Tardware Store -1
User avatar #25 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll admit that was poorly worded on my part, but I'm trying to get across that there is no benefit to keeping them alive.
Also, stop with the
>hurr
>durr
bullshit, I'm trying to have an intelligent discussion with you.
User avatar #26 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You textbook people as tards and diminish all value to their life.

call me a overlysensitive prick but I still believe human life has value. Regardless of how little.

I went to a program a while back, and the director there had cerebral polzy (Not sure how to spell that.) But he was born with it, and thus he didn't know any other kind of life, aside from the way people treated him differently. He is married now with two kids, he works and is the program director at a campsite that hosts many youth programs.

Imagine if he were to be classified as a "tard" and murdered at birth. You'd be snuffing out any chance he had of becoming something today. And if you were to kill "tards" as they become adults and still cannot contribute. Then it becomes cruel and inhuman.
For all you know the "tard" here was nothing but an asshole who was trying to play the fact that he had a disability. And I still don't believe being an asshole justifies being murdered.
User avatar #29 - multimedia (03/31/2013) [-]
Somebody with cerebral palsy is not a tard. They are handicapped. It's totally different.
User avatar #28 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Okay, now I see where you're coming from I can explain what I meant. When I say tard, I'm talking about people with down syndrome
or some sort of mental disorder that inhibits their ability to do much beyond the most basic of human instincts. If someone can contribute,
whether it be physical labour or what have you, they are making up for the food, drink, space etc that they consume.

Think of it this way - someone loans an unemployed friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent. This friend then gets a job, and from then on is able to pay his own rent, and over time pay his friend back.

Then the first person loans another friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent, which he does, but he makes no effort to get a job
and continually relies on his friend to pay his rent for him. This means the first person is losing money, and his friend has
no way to pay it back. Soon this person is unable to pay his own rent, let alone his friend's, and so they both end up as poor bastards.
User avatar #30 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You do realize that people have varying levels of impairment even within the same handicap right?

There's no way of knowing exactly how deep these impairments are unless they are allowed to grow to adulthood. Meaning we can't know if someone is going to be useless until they actually are, and by that point it is wrong to kill them. (in fact it's wrong to kill them at anypoint.)

This idea of contributing to society is flawed in that society is flawed. I could go on and on about how materialistic society is, and how our value is defined by what material we contribute to society. (A mindset that absolutely appalls me)

In fact, most people born with crippling disabilities can be raised to function independently. Completely independently. It's just the problem that people don't know how to raise them right. Completely segregating them is going to turn them into a shell, but turning them loose is going to give them no chance.
Ultimately that's what I believe everyone should be given a chance. It doesn't matter how they were born. They should be given a chance. And if they end up not doing anything, oh well there are bigger wastes. *cough* the kardashians *cough* honey boo boo *cough*

Extinguishing that chance, and murdering them would turn us into inhumane monsters. And that's a world I hope to never see.
User avatar #32 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Flat out murder is quite extreme, I'll admit, but I think if there is some $25,00 procedure that takes like 48 hours to have some disabled kid with
some detrimental brain impairment survive the first few days of his life, just avoid it altogether.

Also, I'd like to say I'm not the one thumbing you down, I try to avoid getting that petty when arguing with people on FJ.
User avatar #37 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point where it doesn't matter because neither of our stances will ever actually come to reality.

In any case, I kindof like my red thumbs. If you'll take notice I have quite a bit of them.

The internet changes people, it breeds hate for hate with hate. And as much as it can be a source of good, (see gay marriage,) it can also be a harbinger of blind hatred, (see religion, women & "feminism")

I see red thumbs as a way of telling myself that I refuse to change my own views to please, and conform to people I don't know.
#22 - You know people who think they're better than someone because …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Tardware Store -1
User avatar #23 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Im not going to bring any "better than you" shit into this, but who is more valuable to the human race, A healthy, productive man/woman or a resource sucking, stupid, intolerably disgusting leech with nothing to offer but a few potato jokes?
User avatar #24 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
>Not going to bring any better than you shit
>Brings better than you shit

3/10 jimmies mildly rustled
User avatar #25 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll admit that was poorly worded on my part, but I'm trying to get across that there is no benefit to keeping them alive.
Also, stop with the
>hurr
>durr
bullshit, I'm trying to have an intelligent discussion with you.
User avatar #26 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You textbook people as tards and diminish all value to their life.

call me a overlysensitive prick but I still believe human life has value. Regardless of how little.

I went to a program a while back, and the director there had cerebral polzy (Not sure how to spell that.) But he was born with it, and thus he didn't know any other kind of life, aside from the way people treated him differently. He is married now with two kids, he works and is the program director at a campsite that hosts many youth programs.

Imagine if he were to be classified as a "tard" and murdered at birth. You'd be snuffing out any chance he had of becoming something today. And if you were to kill "tards" as they become adults and still cannot contribute. Then it becomes cruel and inhuman.
For all you know the "tard" here was nothing but an asshole who was trying to play the fact that he had a disability. And I still don't believe being an asshole justifies being murdered.
User avatar #29 - multimedia (03/31/2013) [-]
Somebody with cerebral palsy is not a tard. They are handicapped. It's totally different.
User avatar #28 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Okay, now I see where you're coming from I can explain what I meant. When I say tard, I'm talking about people with down syndrome
or some sort of mental disorder that inhibits their ability to do much beyond the most basic of human instincts. If someone can contribute,
whether it be physical labour or what have you, they are making up for the food, drink, space etc that they consume.

Think of it this way - someone loans an unemployed friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent. This friend then gets a job, and from then on is able to pay his own rent, and over time pay his friend back.

Then the first person loans another friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent, which he does, but he makes no effort to get a job
and continually relies on his friend to pay his rent for him. This means the first person is losing money, and his friend has
no way to pay it back. Soon this person is unable to pay his own rent, let alone his friend's, and so they both end up as poor bastards.
User avatar #30 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You do realize that people have varying levels of impairment even within the same handicap right?

There's no way of knowing exactly how deep these impairments are unless they are allowed to grow to adulthood. Meaning we can't know if someone is going to be useless until they actually are, and by that point it is wrong to kill them. (in fact it's wrong to kill them at anypoint.)

This idea of contributing to society is flawed in that society is flawed. I could go on and on about how materialistic society is, and how our value is defined by what material we contribute to society. (A mindset that absolutely appalls me)

In fact, most people born with crippling disabilities can be raised to function independently. Completely independently. It's just the problem that people don't know how to raise them right. Completely segregating them is going to turn them into a shell, but turning them loose is going to give them no chance.
Ultimately that's what I believe everyone should be given a chance. It doesn't matter how they were born. They should be given a chance. And if they end up not doing anything, oh well there are bigger wastes. *cough* the kardashians *cough* honey boo boo *cough*

Extinguishing that chance, and murdering them would turn us into inhumane monsters. And that's a world I hope to never see.
User avatar #32 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Flat out murder is quite extreme, I'll admit, but I think if there is some $25,00 procedure that takes like 48 hours to have some disabled kid with
some detrimental brain impairment survive the first few days of his life, just avoid it altogether.

Also, I'd like to say I'm not the one thumbing you down, I try to avoid getting that petty when arguing with people on FJ.
User avatar #37 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point where it doesn't matter because neither of our stances will ever actually come to reality.

In any case, I kindof like my red thumbs. If you'll take notice I have quite a bit of them.

The internet changes people, it breeds hate for hate with hate. And as much as it can be a source of good, (see gay marriage,) it can also be a harbinger of blind hatred, (see religion, women & "feminism")

I see red thumbs as a way of telling myself that I refuse to change my own views to please, and conform to people I don't know.
#63 - You.... lucky motherfucker 03/31/2013 on Gift to a skyrim obsessed... -2
#210 - It's all depressing emo stuff.... this doesn't cheer me up 03/31/2013 on I hope this cheers you up 0
#174 - Finally I would like to apologize if I said something that sou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#175 - cockasian (03/31/2013) [-]
No, it is I who should apologize. I truly do not understand what it is like to have my culture assimilated and destroyed. I understand your anger towards my statements, though I'd like to point out that what I previously said was not untrue. I should have been clearer, however. What I meant to say (and should have provided) is that I know of examples of great monetary compensation to Natives from the government. I am friends with one native family who is not required to pay taxes and receives up to $20,000 from the government each year. Though I know that not all cases are alike and not every Native American is compensated like this. You've made it clear that you don't care about the money, and I agree it can't make up for past wrongs, but it can't be denied that it is a gesture that is meant to help Natives survive in current society.

Moreover, I didn't mean to make it seem like I assumed you were American. I simply didn't know whether you were Canadian or American, and so I didn't want to offend by making it seem as though I assumed that the level of compensation was the same in both countries.

Furthermore, I never said that I approved of society's violent acts which ripped your culture from you. Perhaps I was unclear about this too. All I mean to say is that blending of culture is necessary if cultures are to live together. Blending of culture can be achieved by two cultures simply understanding each other and being willing to live amongst one another. I know that the government was not successful in blending our cultures because there exists so much hate between them today. I am a firm believer that tolerance of all cultures is key, and I hope that I did not come off as intolerant to you.

In any case, what I have said above are just side notes. I did not mean to offend and am sorry if you were insulted in any way. My views most likely seem insensitive, but they are based on the things I have seen, and not on prejudiced and ignorant misconceptions.
#173 - Also, one thing I meant to mention but forgot to, or didn't le… 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#172 - There is much I can say about what you have written out of ang… 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#171 - We do not want to live alongside the white man, neither do we … 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#170 - I find something else absolutely horrendous. You are okay with… 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#169 - Truth be told I am absolutely pissed off at the degree of inse… 03/31/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#115 - I must recede deep into a desolate mountain somewhere in the H…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on gun control 0
User avatar #118 - Sethorein (03/30/2013) [-]
Good luck, my friend. May Talos guide you.
#112 - Funnier news stories I think you just made me pro gun…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2013 on gun control 0
User avatar #114 - Sethorein (03/30/2013) [-]
And I didn't need to invest millions into an ad campaign to do it! Hear that Bloomberg?
User avatar #115 - rhetoricalfunny (03/30/2013) [-]
I must recede deep into a desolate mountain somewhere in the Himalayas to contemplate life itself...
User avatar #118 - Sethorein (03/30/2013) [-]
Good luck, my friend. May Talos guide you.
#111 - I love this idea Maybe it's just the idea of walking … 03/30/2013 on gun control 0
#112 - fuck 03/30/2013 on ever wondered +1
#110 - only if the chosen undead decides to be a dick. He'd get way m…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on ever wondered 0
User avatar #111 - bladeboy (03/30/2013) [-]
>chosen undead
>not being a dick

Pick one cutie
#112 - rhetoricalfunny (03/30/2013) [-]
fuck
#108 - I think the Chosen Undead and the Dragonborn would be bros. Th…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2013 on ever wondered 0
User avatar #109 - bladeboy (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah....but imagine how many souls Dragonborn would drop.
User avatar #110 - rhetoricalfunny (03/30/2013) [-]
only if the chosen undead decides to be a dick. He'd get way more souls in co-op. All those dragons and shit. Plus they could go kill everything in Lordran, AND Skyrim.

And there's way more stuff to kill in Skyrim
User avatar #111 - bladeboy (03/30/2013) [-]
>chosen undead
>not being a dick

Pick one cutie
#112 - rhetoricalfunny (03/30/2013) [-]
fuck
#160 - I think this is interesting. FJ & The internet se… 03/30/2013 on "spring" has sprung 0
#155 - *epic war cry* 03/30/2013 on "spring" has sprung +1
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