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#27 - ******** don't fly!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on Two moods 0
#39 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
They do, just not very far.
#19 - DAT ASS tho huehuehue 11/21/2013 on This is +5
#78 - what kind of ***** **** is that, i r… 11/16/2013 on You think you lift? 0
#8 - ok -_- education time 9/11 no matter how you feel ab…  [+] (61 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Government -148
#219 - thesinful (07/25/2013) [-]
#215 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Dont worry, as you can see the 'slaves' all want to be slaves and not look at dark and scary things, plus they are too stupid and ignorant. 911 was a Mossad operation, the parties which organised them on the other hand were the Reserve Banks and the Bank of Israel. (Who induce debt to take a nations wealth)
#155 - chillwave (07/25/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious and retarded or trying to troll
#134 - hor (07/25/2013) [-]
#187 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
As wrong as the guy might be, how in the Hell was he trying to be edgy? People are starting to post this anywhere there's the slightest tangent or boldness in a post.
User avatar #166 - adrilazzaro (07/25/2013) [-]
while he is wrong he never did anything to seem "edgy" stop fucking using that as an insult it makes you look like a tool
#94 - benighted (07/25/2013) [-]
#242 - nissn (07/25/2013) [-]
it was hit by the large perimeter columns of the Tower collapse. It was 400 ft away but the towers were more than 1300 ft tall. As the tower peeled open, it easily tilted over to reach building 7.

all the buildings just as far away from both towers as WTC7 were hit. The others were either very short buildings which didn't have to support a massive load above or had no fire. Only Building 7 had unfought fires and the massive load of 40 stories above them.
#262 - benighted (07/26/2013) [-]
im not very familiar with the facts on building 7, i just posted it cause it was related. its just weird a building falling in that way because of fires, where there fires in every support beam in one floor? also why didn't the other buildings right next to tower 7 which were at almost the equal distance from the WTC towers collapsed if they received as much damage as tower 7 did?
Found another related gif :3
#263 - nissn (07/26/2013) [-]
because wtc7 was the only building of that size that were hit AND caught on fire.
#243 - nissn (07/25/2013) [-]
picture is of the bankers trust building which also was hit, but didn't have any fires
#88 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - durkadurka (07/25/2013) [-]
Pretty much everything you said about 9/11 is wrong. First of all, the fuel plus the paper and flammable materials in the building were easily enough to weaken the steel to the point where it could no longer hold up the massive weight of the floors above.

The building did not fall in 6 seconds. The collapse took about 24 seconds.

No, the building should't have fallen sideways. There was no FORCE pushing it sideways. The force of the top floors overcame the weakened sections and collapsed the building on itself. Gravity works directly downward; there is no force to direct the building in any other direction.

There are many engineers and other smart people who know exactly what happened. They're certainly more informed than you or I.
#172 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
YEA!! 'Experts" paid by politicians say that's what happened so thats what happened. Question nothing live in ignorant bliss yay alks;hglhfdlkhgl;ksdhgflkhslk;hfdkl;has i like bread yay
#182 - durkadurka (07/25/2013) [-]
Many people from many places. And out of all of those people not one has an ounce of integrity and tell the truth. Surely that's what happened.

Hell, go ask any engineer. Someone you know personally. Or a physicist.
User avatar #135 - turbodoosh (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm a scientist and I can confirm this.
User avatar #65 - defender (07/25/2013) [-]
"it is physically impossible for that plane crash and the fuel burning to reach the temperatures required to bend, on top of that the building fell within 6 sec." You're not a engineer or an architect so shut the fuck up
User avatar #56 - lordmoldywart (07/25/2013) [-]
"it is physically impossible for that plane crash and the fuel burning to reach the temperatures required to bend"

You're forgetting the fucking 100-ton plane that just crashed into the side of the building!! THAT WOULDN'T BEND IT?!

Fucking. Imbocile.
#44 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
Most of these kids would rather live under martial law and have jobs killing good people with remote control drones. I hear you though, not everyone here is completely inverted. I agree with what you said.
#39 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
When you die, the collective IQ of the world will go up slightly. Don't keep us waiting.
#38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
9/11: So it's not possible that the buildings weren't built to code for a FUCKING AIRPLANE STRIKE? I'm a fireman and I can say with certainty that most buildings will crumble if you look at them funny. Yes, it's strange that they went straight down, but considering the first few floors went that way, the probability of each floor past that going that way as well increased, because of the sudden shock of weight on supports that weren't built to handle a collapse of the floors above all at once.

Also, what about the mind control chemicals in the chemtrail tanks of airliners? WHO KNOWS what temperature they burn at?

Police use of force has increased because the increased use of force has saved lives. Tazer first, ask questions after is the best way to subdue a lightly armed subject, and not pulling your gun on a heavily armed subject is the fastest way to a pine box in the ground.

Treyvon Martin: Double Jeopardy doesn't work like that. Zimmerman was not arrested the first time, and not charged at all; the time he was charged by the attorney general was the only time he was charged. That did not violate any law, though it was shitty.

Yes, the prosecution hid a lot of stuff, and so did the media. The prosecution did it because it was their job, and so did the media. Convictions and ratings is how they get paid.

There is no new world order. There is no way to remove all the guns from a populace; china tried, and in that period they had one of the highest spikes in gun violence ever seen anywhere. We are living in a time where personal liberty, worldwide, is better than any time in the past. There will always be politicians that try to mandate things one way or another, but they all find out how immovable a populace is about the things that are important to them.
#45 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
So very very wrong in so many ways
#227 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
You don't just say "wrong" and expect people to believe you, you need to say why they're wrong and provide examples fuck face.
User avatar #176 - redstag (07/25/2013) [-]
He's a fire man they want his pole. Or at least he says he's a fireman . probably lives in his mom's basement though.
#145 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
How? Explain it you fuckfaced mosquitotwat! How is he wrong you retarded hyena shitstain? If you're going to call him out on shit he seems to know, then you better have something good to say, you spineless, bonerotten, half-assed excuse for a rosy cheeked mummys boy!
Go suck a cancerous puss throught a straw and attract HIV you uneducated, snailbrained, lardassed, unrespectable piece of catsnot.
#29 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
The zimmerman case...

Duh, that's how law works. Portray your side as righteously as you can. That happens all the time. Whatever.

Police...

They now have access to non-lethal weaponry more than ever before, but much of America's police force is still an older generation of cops who do things differently. If you give a guy a tazer and tell him that if someone gets too close, you can't kill them until they shoot, they're going to resort to the loophole. Personally, I'm fine with the cops. No one understands that they're people too and they have the instinct to protect themselves. If they think they're in danger, they don't ask questions first, they shoot. Or tazer...

Lastly, 9/11...

If you saw the footage of the plane crash in San Diego a few weeks ago, the fuselage of that plane ignited crazy fast. The blast produced by the planes on 9/11 is similar enough to say that the planes were not rigged with bombs. Fine. But the towers... I don't know for sure, but because I'd like to be an optimist, I'd say that the bigger they are the harder they fall. If you were a hundred story skyscraper, I'd think you'd collapse fast. And they didn't fall in 6 seconds, that's misleading. The towers were both on fire for a very long period of time before they collapsed. Also, when one falls, the debris can weaken the other's structure.

Thanks for reading. If you did...
#47 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
You are unaware of many essential facts
User avatar #51 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
Including?
User avatar #60 - useroftheLOLZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Allegedly, the support beams to the world trade center beams were cut with thermite. A lot of the speculation comes from this, the fact that the act was done by Al Qaeda, which the Bush my filthy item daddyistration funded for years, and before 9/11, members of Congress were trying to push a bill similar to the Patriot act, but due to there being such a negative public, and political view of it, it wouldn't get through, unless if by sheer dumb luck, the public opinion would sway the completely other way, and would want something like that, to "Protect national interest, and defend the United States of America from Terrorists, both Foreign and Domestic." A couple of weeks after 9/11, the Patriot act was railroaded with little to no opposition.
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
The political side makes total sense.

But the thermite thing just doesn't convince me.

And yeah, for those who somehow don't know, the US has been funding terrorists indirectly or quietly for decades...

Good ol' cold war...
#58 - berespectable (07/25/2013) [-]
well since you want to talk like you know so much you really ought to have learned these things already but I will give you a start.

Steel buildings like that are in fact made to withstand airplane impacts. The designer of the wtc towers really had that in mind when he built them, in fact he overbuilt them. I cant give you links in this nazi site so you will have to look it up on your own.

In 1975 the north tower had a large fire that burned for 3 hours, but unlike the blatantly dishonest CNN reported, not only is the melting temperature of steel far higher than jet fuel can burn at its very highest temperature, but also unlike their lying diagram, the towers had an enormous inner and outer steel skeleton which was one of the most overbuilt in the world.

There are many steel buildings like that around the world and though many of them have been hit by planes and have had first that lasted days and got a lot hotter than the wtc fire, they did not collapse as collapsing in their steel structure is impossible under those conditions. Even the few which have toppled over for whatever reason fell like trees and bent but never broke.

The molten steel buried under the wtc site that remained hot for weeks after as due to the cutting charges, thermite type substances and micro nuclear bombs which were set off in the basements to 'cook the books' for some sensitive data the conspirators didnt want getting discovered. Both of these detonations were recorded by a seismograph prior to the fall of the buildings.

I want to say who is doing it and why but people that have not researched this deeply have been taught by the media and the public school to knee-jerk disbelieve, mock such truths.

There is far far more than enough solid evidence to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the destruction of those buildings was done intentionally by a group of international agencies working in tandem. You need to do that research. Media, government, schools, all have been lying.
#191 - redstag (07/25/2013) [-]
You're alright. It's hard to get a point across on this website the indoctrination of this nation has been quite effective on FJ. And I Give you one of my favorite quotes.

“If something is wrong for you or me, it is also wrong for the cop, the soldier, the mayor, the governor, the general, the Fed chairman, the president. Theft does not become acceptable when they call it taxation, counterfeiting when they call it monetary policy, kidnapping when they call it the draft, mass murder when they call it foreign policy. We understand that it is never acceptable to wield violence nor the threat of violence against the innocent, whether by the mugger or the politician.”
― Lew Rockwell
User avatar #81 - teranin (07/25/2013) [-]
ok so, you may not be aware of this berespectable, but the steel didn't "melt" in the world trade center, it softened from the absorption of heat. Steel's integrity decreases by close to 90% at 1000 degrees farenheit, an easy temperature for jet fuel to reach if there is sufficient pressure and time (which there was). The Steel's integrity was weakened, and it collapsed, it did not "melt".
User avatar #77 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
Give me examples of these other buildings, I haven't been alive that long...
User avatar #72 - durkadurka (07/25/2013) [-]
"Micro nuclear bombs"

This pretty much proves you're full of shit.
User avatar #76 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
Actually he just had it a little funny, not entirely broken...

You can't physically detonate a small scale nuke like that.

What probably melted the steel was a thermobaric blast.

Thermobaric bombs are used for superheated explosions to, say, melt through steel. Their secondary use is to be detonated at the mouths of caves to suck them dry of Oxygen, but that may not have been needed at the time if a conspiracy were in place.

However, I don't know if thermobaric munitions use thermite or thermite based compounds in them... but that may explain any similarities.

The seismic blasts, however, were probably the buildings' foundations buckling rather than any bomb. If there were a bomb, where would the crater be? If the blast were below the ground, damage other than described would occur...

But the molten steel is interesting. I know for a fact that it couldn't have remained hot for weeks though, that's just crap.
User avatar #85 - durkadurka (07/25/2013) [-]
My point with the small nukes is that though they exist, there is radiation released. You'd be able to pick up the higher levels of radiation very easily.

The steel didn't have to melt at all. It just had to weaken to the point where it could no longer support the weight above.

The thing about these conspiracy people is that they string together some facts while ignoring the rest.
User avatar #100 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
I have to agree with you that.

Although I'm curious about other plane collisions of the same sort...
User avatar #23 - gaiya (07/25/2013) [-]
why would anyone thumb this down?
#17 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
While you bring up some alright points, you're a fucking insane alarmist and would make a terrible police officer for it
#16 - konradkurze (07/25/2013) [-]
well, thats what the governments been doing for decades......keeping the people in a constant state of bickering over minor issues so they dont band together against real issues
some 93% of black murders are committed by other blacks...media doesnt care....as soon as any other race kills a black....BOOM all over the news....followed by BOOM the people take to the streets to hate each other over it

any little issue that can be blown out of proportion can and will be, not just to divide the people but escalate the so-called "need for order" as the more the media whips the people into a frenzy like josef goebbels did....the more they can shove more police onto the streets and 'restore order"

and they specifically pick the more thuggish to be police....more open to carry out acts of violence against citizens....much like how the nazis used the brownshirt stormtroopers to brutally quell the public into submission

< btw on the topic of the 9/11
#53 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
MFW StormTroopers...
#15 - rhodonite (07/25/2013) [-]
that's nice. here's a recipe for some nice chicken tikka masala.

6 garlic cloves, finely grated
4 teaspoons finely grated peeled ginger
4 teaspoons ground turmeric
2 teaspoons garam masala
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons ground cumin
1 1/2 cups whole-milk yogurt (not Greek)
1 tablespoon kosher salt
2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breasts, halved lengthwise
3 tablespoons ghee (clarified butter) or vegetable oil
1 small onion, thinly sliced
1/4 cup tomato paste
6 cardamom pods, crushed
2 dried chiles de árbol or 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1 28-ounce can whole peeled tomatoes
2 cups heavy cream
3/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro plus sprigs for garnish
Steamed basmati rice (for serving)


Combine garlic, ginger, turmeric, garam masala, coriander, and cumin in a small bowl. Whisk yogurt, salt, and half of spice mixture in a medium bowl; add chicken and turn to coat. Cover and chill 4-6 hours. Cover and chill remaining spice mixture.
Heat ghee in a heavy pot over medium heat. Add onion, tomato paste, cardamom, and chiles and cook, stirring often, until tomato paste has darkened and onion is soft, about 5 minutes. Add remaining half of spice mixture and cook, stirring often, until bottom of pot begins to brown. Add tomatoes with juices, crushing them with your hands as you add them. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer, stirring often and scraping up browned bits from bottom of pot, until sauce thickens, 8-10 minutes. Add cream and chopped cilantro. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until sauce thickens.
Meanwhile, preheat broiler. Line a rimmed baking sheet with foil and set a wire rack inside sheet. Arrange chicken on rack in a single layer. Broil until chicken starts to blacken in spots, about 10 minutes.Cut chicken into bite-size pieces, add to sauce, and simmer, stirring occasionally, until chicken is cooked through, 8-10 minutes. Serve with rice and cilantro sprigs.
User avatar #141 - schnizel (07/25/2013) [-]
10/10
Would make.
#139 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
I love how this has 45 favorites.
User avatar #127 - turbodoosh (07/25/2013) [-]
I guess I know what I'm having for dinner tonight, Thanks rhodonite!
User avatar #93 - garymotherfingoak (07/25/2013) [-]
that looks fucking delicious.
User avatar #92 - joshlol (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm trying this tonight, thanks!
User avatar #89 - elcreepo (07/25/2013) [-]
I like this better than politics.
User avatar #78 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
That's some tasty looking shit...
#71 - tranminh (07/25/2013) [-]
I love tikka masala
User avatar #67 - rasconza (07/25/2013) [-]
since we are exchanging recipes, here's one of my all time favorites
Louisiana River Otter Hot Root Soup

3 Double handfuls of small red potatoes, chopped into eighths
**3 capfuls of Zatarain’s concentrated shrimp and crab boil
1 stick of butter or oleo
1 red bell pepper, chopped small
1 green bell pepper, chopped small
3 stalks of celery, chopped small
3-5 green onions, chopped small
3 3-fingered pinches of minced garlic
3 small scoops of flour (my scoop is about 1/4 cup)
hot tap water
3 Dbl handfuls of zucchini, halved and chopped
2-3 cans of stewed tomatoes (I used Del Monte “cajun style”)
2-3 cups of the water the potatoes were boiled in
3 handfuls of each of the following:
ground black pepper
ground red pepper or cayenne
chili powder
paprika
“Nature’s Season” by Morton or other salt blend
User avatar #68 - rasconza (07/25/2013) [-]
** Zatarain’s is a Louisiana food group. It gives this dish it’s distinct taste. If you have never used Zatarain’s, you don’t know what you’re missing. It’s a blend of essential oils of Bay, Clove, Black pepper, Thyme, and Majoram . You may use the actual spices to season the potatoes, but it won’t be quite the same.
** The method of flour cooked in butter or oil, in La, is known as a Reaux (Roo). All liquid based dishes in La are started this way. It’s traditional and very tasty.
In about 3 quarts of water and Zatatrain’s boil the potatoes until not quite done. Drain and **reserve the water. In a mid to heavy weight pot, brown butter. Add peppers, celery, onions, and garlic. Stir often, cook til translucent. Meanwhile, mix flour with HOT tap water. Blend smooth, you can use a tightly lidded jar and shake. This keeps the lumps out of the dish. Very important! While stirring constantly, blend flour into butter base. Keep stirring as it will thicken greatly. Brown flour, some of it will stick to the pot, scrape and stir in. Add the stewed tomatoes. Mix well. Add up to 3 cups of the potato water. Stir often. Add the zucchini, and potatoes. Add the spices all at once. Lower heat and simmer, for a while. Stir occasionally. The base will thin as the zucchini cook down. Serve Piping hot, option- serve over rice, very South Louisiana.
p.s. It’s even better the next day after the spices have soaked for a while.
User avatar #64 - hokeymon (07/25/2013) [-]
That looks like chicken curry. Thanks for the recipe.
User avatar #62 - Kairyuka (07/25/2013) [-]
More people should post random recipes. I'm looking for a better chili recipe myself
#41 - Weekendman (07/25/2013) [-]
I saved that. I'm gonna cook it.
#34 - knowstoomuch (07/25/2013) [-]
MM, looks good! do you have a matching recipe for homemade Naan/pita bread?
User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations. This is the first thing that I've ever favorited on here.
User avatar #30 - mistafishy (07/25/2013) [-]
That shit looks awesome.
User avatar #22 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh thank god. I've been looking for a good tikka masala recipe for days.
User avatar #13 - savvasp (07/25/2013) [-]
TL;DR
#28 - yup i do stay at my friends from time to time, and my sister i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on get a job -2
#30 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Because you re a fucking American.

USA, USA, USA, flag, flag, flag... !
#37 - thepandaking (07/25/2013) [-]
somebody needs a hug. a big, star spangled hug.
#150 - just started playing infinite crisis, game is good , they need… 07/25/2013 on Heroes Wallpaper +1
#23 - dislike this kind of branding even though they have a point, s…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on get a job -3
User avatar #27 - totalsuckpod (07/25/2013) [-]
Yet you somehow have access to the internet and enough time to fuck around on it.
#28 - retwistfate (07/25/2013) [-]
yup i do stay at my friends from time to time, and my sister is really cool.....she lets me use her computer. so why did you have the insatiable urge to be a random dick for no reason????
#30 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Because you re a fucking American.

USA, USA, USA, flag, flag, flag... !
#37 - thepandaking (07/25/2013) [-]
somebody needs a hug. a big, star spangled hug.
#491 - well first off its a violation of your privacy, secondly its n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Title +4
#519 - dillerlem (07/24/2013) [-]
Stop having your period all over his comment!
#268 - you hit the nail on the head for me, but incidentally doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Daww 0
#272 - rennd (07/20/2013) [-]
It definitely does, hence the name "cloning." Honestly, I'm not against it at all. Sounds stupid, but after reading Akumetsu, it seems like a wonderful idea for those comfortable with sacrificing originality.
#261 - I just want to know what other people think on this subject...…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Daww +1
User avatar #304 - appleboom (07/20/2013) [-]
I feel that the soul is your consciousness, and that can be copied (theoretically), but not transferred. So unless you and your clone go through the exact same stimuli for the rest of your lives, you will be different people in the end.
#301 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
Yore a fag
User avatar #300 - Katzie (07/20/2013) [-]
Our personalities are formed by our DNA and previous experiences.
My grandmother used to breed corgis, but her dogs had a recurring feature of being bad tempered, but they could be trained out of it. I don't know, it felt like a good analogy.
User avatar #269 - yusay (07/20/2013) [-]
Nope.
#266 - rennd (07/20/2013) [-]
I think, personally, a "soul" is just a massive cluster of data. Data is copyable. And, to explain why people are lighter when they die, that soul data seeps away and kinda evaporates. It has been proven data has weight, however small it is. For example, all the data on the internet weighs about as much as a strawberry.
#268 - retwistfate (07/20/2013) [-]
you hit the nail on the head for me, but incidentally doesn't your "soul" being copy able make it less unique...i mean it give way to the possibility that there is more than one person with the same cluster of data
#272 - rennd (07/20/2013) [-]
It definitely does, hence the name "cloning." Honestly, I'm not against it at all. Sounds stupid, but after reading Akumetsu, it seems like a wonderful idea for those comfortable with sacrificing originality.
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