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retrojays

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:1/24/2013
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#860 - updated players maybe? im pretty sure someone would want to pl… 01/02/2013 on Insanity 0
#51 - the number doesnt have an area code 12/26/2012 on Field cannot be empty 0
#20 - that seriously ******* creepy but makes sense.. 12/21/2012 on new shoes! 0
#128 - what. the. **** . 12/17/2012 on Tragically beautiful 0
#15 - yah thats what i meant haha 10/31/2012 on Tumblr at its finest 0
#13 - you obviously dont know anything about cars, thats just when t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Tumblr at its finest 0
User avatar #14 - xenophaigus (10/31/2012) [-]
Prototype*
User avatar #15 - retrojays (10/31/2012) [-]
yah thats what i meant haha
#12 - damn bro, you need to relax, im ******* 16 years old, s…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/30/2012 on When your mum returns from... +17
#13 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Oh...Carry on.
User avatar #17 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Did you move out when you were 16?
#18 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #28 - theoriginalzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
that was obviously a mistake judging from your posts



could have used some more parental influence in your life
User avatar #19 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Where did you get your money?
did you work full time?
did your parents help you?
did you live with anyone
#20 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
My parent's died in a whaling accident when I was 4. A gang of cockney pickpockets took me in until the age of 16. At that point I was kicked out of the common house for excessive drunkenness and loud sex. I was given a sack of gold candle holders and door knobs as a mercy severance. I used the money from selling the sacked items to purchase a shack by the sea where I lived and continue to live alone as a subsistence fisherman.
#30 - Ken M (10/30/2012) [-]
i did math to thumb you up
that was an awesome response for a chain of
less than intelligent comments
User avatar #21 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
wow
thats pretty fuck cool actually
#10 - i do have a job. and no  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2012 on When your mum returns from... +18
#11 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Entitled brat.
User avatar #12 - retrojays (10/30/2012) [-]
damn bro, you need to relax, im fucking 16 years old, still in highschool. my ass is not going to move out. im taking advantage of my advantages.. ha. but once im done with highschool, im moving out and going to college. Im a teenager, im not going to jump the gun into adulthood
#13 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Oh...Carry on.
User avatar #17 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Did you move out when you were 16?
#18 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #28 - theoriginalzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
that was obviously a mistake judging from your posts



could have used some more parental influence in your life
User avatar #19 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Where did you get your money?
did you work full time?
did your parents help you?
did you live with anyone
#20 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
My parent's died in a whaling accident when I was 4. A gang of cockney pickpockets took me in until the age of 16. At that point I was kicked out of the common house for excessive drunkenness and loud sex. I was given a sack of gold candle holders and door knobs as a mercy severance. I used the money from selling the sacked items to purchase a shack by the sea where I lived and continue to live alone as a subsistence fisherman.
#30 - Ken M (10/30/2012) [-]
i did math to thumb you up
that was an awesome response for a chain of
less than intelligent comments
User avatar #21 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
wow
thats pretty fuck cool actually
#8 - im 16..  [+] (22 new replies) 10/30/2012 on When your mum returns from... +30
User avatar #35 - elski (10/30/2012) [-]
Me too...
#9 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
High time you get a job and buy your own damn food.
User avatar #14 - wiljones (10/30/2012) [-]
what time period are you from? nobody moves out at 16
User avatar #39 - localcatbarber (10/30/2012) [-]
I did
User avatar #40 - wiljones (10/30/2012) [-]
if by choice than good you for way to be responsible. if by force than your parents are fucking assholes
User avatar #41 - localcatbarber (10/30/2012) [-]
They don't have the school I'm going to in my hometown, so I go to school and live in a town about 10 miles away. By choice.
#15 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
um, i never said said shit about moving out
#23 - Ken M (10/30/2012) [-]
Hurr durrr

Read the first post you made here.
#24 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
um, like...that wasn't me
#26 - Ken M (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
#27 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Nope, just really fucking bored.
User avatar #10 - retrojays (10/30/2012) [-]
i do have a job. and no
#11 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Entitled brat.
User avatar #12 - retrojays (10/30/2012) [-]
damn bro, you need to relax, im fucking 16 years old, still in highschool. my ass is not going to move out. im taking advantage of my advantages.. ha. but once im done with highschool, im moving out and going to college. Im a teenager, im not going to jump the gun into adulthood
#13 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Oh...Carry on.
User avatar #17 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Did you move out when you were 16?
#18 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #28 - theoriginalzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
that was obviously a mistake judging from your posts



could have used some more parental influence in your life
User avatar #19 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
Where did you get your money?
did you work full time?
did your parents help you?
did you live with anyone
#20 - brewhammer (10/30/2012) [-]
My parent's died in a whaling accident when I was 4. A gang of cockney pickpockets took me in until the age of 16. At that point I was kicked out of the common house for excessive drunkenness and loud sex. I was given a sack of gold candle holders and door knobs as a mercy severance. I used the money from selling the sacked items to purchase a shack by the sea where I lived and continue to live alone as a subsistence fisherman.
#30 - Ken M (10/30/2012) [-]
i did math to thumb you up
that was an awesome response for a chain of
less than intelligent comments
User avatar #21 - CRONIK (10/30/2012) [-]
wow
thats pretty fuck cool actually
#43 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on First song is your death. 0

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