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#654 - **reteip rolls 698** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#208 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Never will you eat bacon again +1
#58 - Same here. 07/14/2013 on History: Video Games vs. IRL +2
#60 - I think the size of a snails tail in proportion to the rest of… 07/09/2013 on animals without necks 0
#48 - Wrong snakes have a small neck and a small tail the space in b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on animals without necks 0
User avatar #54 - UlquiorraCifer (07/09/2013) [-]
i admit 2/3s is a bit much but its not the 4 inches in the picture its close two 1/3.
I based mine on a picture of a snake with its cloaca around half way up its body,
#60 - reteip (07/09/2013) [-]
I think the size of a snails tail in proportion to the rest of it's body depends on the species of snake so that a reticulated python or anaconda has a smaller tail in relation to it's size and a common viper has a smaller tail but I'm not totally sure about that.
User avatar #55 - UlquiorraCifer (07/09/2013) [-]
to*
#32 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on 20 Internet Easter Eggs +4
#107 - imbateman (07/09/2013) [-]
Translated: nigga you just went completely gaga
#33 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
IS THAT LE DUTCH LE XDDD
#35 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
nee.
#160 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here 0
#11112 - Picture 07/08/2013 on 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ... +1
#62 - Okay! 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal 0
#55 - And you're an unindentified moose.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal 0
#56 - anonymoose (07/07/2013) [-]
#62 - reteip (07/07/2013) [-]
Okay!
#36 - Unicorns are always deady especially if they are zombies. 06/30/2013 on SWAT Team in Australia +4
#23 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on Black Hole +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Sloth sloth sloth +4
#6 - yolvag (06/23/2013) [-]
don't make me do it.
#10 - Picture 06/15/2013 on Owl Cats +3
#139 - Picture 06/15/2013 on iPhone Charger +1
#90 - The Slope approves! 06/15/2013 on A Game +1
#42 - Thank you good sir. 06/14/2013 on I ummmm..... +1
#140 - My guess is that he pours the first layer and puts it in the f…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Favorite popsicle 0
User avatar #172 - coshocker (06/14/2013) [-]
Well... That makes sense. Seems logical too.
#191 - Behold the Emperor! 06/12/2013 on SO this is my new kitten.. +2
#171 - Picture 06/11/2013 on Post your wallpapers. 0
#20 - Relevant 06/10/2013 on Nagger's worst nightmare +3
#15 - Basically lightning is a massive electric discharge in clouds… 06/09/2013 on Lightning 0
#22 - I love sloth .gifs 06/06/2013 on ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD ! 0
#171 - Oh well close enough 06/02/2013 on Oh... shi*! 0
#17 - But it is I can't exactly point out what class of submarine it…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Oh... shi*! +6
User avatar #86 - vonspyder (06/02/2013) [-]
Negative, thats a Tench-Class. More specifically thats the USS Requin (SS-481).
#171 - reteip (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh well close enough
#79 - nightstar (06/02/2013) [-]
USS Pampanito (SS-383)
#37 - atomschlumpf (06/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's Gato, though I wouldn't bet my dick on it...
User avatar #89 - vonspyder (06/02/2013) [-]
Tench-Class.
User avatar #22 - BobbyMcFerrin (06/01/2013) [-]
Right. Definitely not nuclear since it was designed more as a surface ship from the shape of the nose. I'm not entirely sure that's american though.
User avatar #90 - vonspyder (06/02/2013) [-]
Its American alright. Youc an go visit that particular one in Pittsburg, PA.
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#3 to #2 - reteip (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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