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#115 - Any traditional archers here?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My Knee +3
User avatar #153 - ironsoul (11/18/2013) [-]
My ex (with whom I am still on good terms) is a traditional archer.
#150 - thorseph (11/18/2013) [-]
i learned with traditional bows, but don't really have any
User avatar #141 - skeletzo (11/18/2013) [-]
I use a Mongol horse bow with bodkins to shoot at 3D targets, super fun
#132 - castial (11/18/2013) [-]
I use a recurve bow, but i need to get a new string mines frayed as shit.
User avatar #131 - jabsgreywarden (11/18/2013) [-]
Right here! It's not as "complicated"
#120 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2013) [-]
awesome bow. i wish a had a bow and arrow.
#106 - Picture 11/14/2013 on Fucking sloths +1
#46 - Yes but most sane pilots in ordinary circumstances like those …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Very Honorable -9
User avatar #134 - thelastamerican (10/30/2013) [-]
To be honest though, he's flying a zero. I would kind of expect this behavior from a zero player.
#246 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2013) [-]
I guess hes got ZERO SKILL
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
It's possible, in Warthunder and it's been done IRL, to saw off an opponent's tail with the propeller.

It's fucking awesome doing it.
User avatar #97 - ianmcgunny (10/30/2013) [-]
Random Fact: The American P-40 "Kitty Hawk" has enough armor protecting the engine that gun cameras show some surviving head-on collisions with other fighters and protecting the pilot.

Note: I unfortunately can not find a video on the internet. I saw this in an episode of "Dogfights" on History channel back before it went to shit.
User avatar #112 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
Why was that show axed? It was fucking awesome.
#277 - ianmcgunny (10/31/2013) [-]
I wish it was still up, but instead they have fucking rednecks on it.
User avatar #47 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
don't fly head on then.
#41 - On isolated occasions in desperation = not a valid tactic  [+] (9 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Very Honorable -12
User avatar #44 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
still used.
#46 - reteip (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes but most sane pilots in ordinary circumstances like those generally found in a Warthunder battle would not ram the enemy plane so I consider people who do ram on a regular basis in Warthunder to be pathetic figures who are unable to defeat their enemy without killing themselves
User avatar #134 - thelastamerican (10/30/2013) [-]
To be honest though, he's flying a zero. I would kind of expect this behavior from a zero player.
#246 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2013) [-]
I guess hes got ZERO SKILL
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
It's possible, in Warthunder and it's been done IRL, to saw off an opponent's tail with the propeller.

It's fucking awesome doing it.
User avatar #97 - ianmcgunny (10/30/2013) [-]
Random Fact: The American P-40 "Kitty Hawk" has enough armor protecting the engine that gun cameras show some surviving head-on collisions with other fighters and protecting the pilot.

Note: I unfortunately can not find a video on the internet. I saw this in an episode of "Dogfights" on History channel back before it went to shit.
User avatar #112 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
Why was that show axed? It was fucking awesome.
#277 - ianmcgunny (10/31/2013) [-]
I wish it was still up, but instead they have fucking rednecks on it.
User avatar #47 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
don't fly head on then.
#4 - Artyfag  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #10 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/29/2013) [-]
ain't a party without an arty
#86 - poorjew (11/17/2013) [-]
#39 - Wij nederlanders verstaan jullie wel ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Ankfitta +3
User avatar #63 - wunderlichh (10/28/2013) [-]
Ssst! je weet toch dat ze dat niet horen te weten?
#8 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Black Lovin' +11
#11 - fapperdefap (10/17/2013) [-]
IS ASIAN THREAD NOW
#35 - pettdavids (10/17/2013) [-]
nice try bruh, but dutch people arent scared away so easily... I mean, look at the feud between Holland and Russia, lately...
#12 - polarboyicecream (10/17/2013) [-]
Nope, nog steeds een Nederdraad.
#13 - fapperdefap (10/17/2013) [-]
ok dan
#14 - Scorch (10/17/2013) [-]
#23 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
En mijn favouriet
#22 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
#21 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
#20 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
#19 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
ff al mijn NL pictures dumpen
#13 - Picture 10/14/2013 on Buncha wankers 0
#606 - **reteip rolls 8,372** 10/04/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on wut +26
#163 - hidanfangirl (09/28/2013) [-]
#124 - meatboy (09/28/2013) [-]
Source is from the movie "ABC of death", which has 26 different directors to direct their own little short movie. They each got a random letter, and they had to somehow relate the letter to the death.
This short movie, is called "J is for Jidei-Geki", directed by Yudai Yamaguchi.
User avatar #110 - vikingesnumerouno (09/28/2013) [-]
what the FUCK?
#523 - Picture 09/23/2013 on Name Colors +1
#23 - As a real life archer I can confirm this. 09/02/2013 on Nice Shootin', Legolas +2
#46 - Picture 08/17/2013 on Help! +1
#654 - **reteip rolls 698** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#208 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Never will you eat bacon again +1
#58 - Same here. 07/14/2013 on History: Video Games vs. IRL +2
#60 - I think the size of a snails tail in proportion to the rest of… 07/09/2013 on animals without necks 0
#48 - Wrong snakes have a small neck and a small tail the space in b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on animals without necks 0
User avatar #54 - UlquiorraCifer (07/09/2013) [-]
i admit 2/3s is a bit much but its not the 4 inches in the picture its close two 1/3.
I based mine on a picture of a snake with its cloaca around half way up its body,
#60 - reteip (07/09/2013) [-]
I think the size of a snails tail in proportion to the rest of it's body depends on the species of snake so that a reticulated python or anaconda has a smaller tail in relation to it's size and a common viper has a smaller tail but I'm not totally sure about that.
User avatar #55 - UlquiorraCifer (07/09/2013) [-]
to*
#32 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on 20 Internet Easter Eggs +4
#107 - imbateman (07/09/2013) [-]
Translated: nigga you just went completely gaga
#33 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2013) [-]
IS THAT LE DUTCH LE XDDD
#35 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2013) [-]
nee.
#160 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here 0
#11112 - Picture 07/08/2013 on 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ... +1
#62 - Okay! 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal 0
#55 - And you're an unindentified moose.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal 0
#56 - anonymoose (07/07/2013) [-]
#62 - reteip (07/07/2013) [-]
Okay!
#36 - Unicorns are always deady especially if they are zombies. 06/30/2013 on SWAT Team in Australia +4
#23 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on Black Hole +1
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#3 to #2 - reteip (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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