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#65 - You sound like a small child. 01/19/2014 on screw them too +14
#26 - contrails can linger for several hours and in busy airspaces t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on So this appeared today in... 0
User avatar #29 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/18/2014) [-]
meh, i guess not.



or thats what they want you to think!!! lol
#28 - True in the end the economic superiority of the USA allowed it… 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 0
#25 - Russians still beat them though ;)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 +1
#27 - onewhoobserves (01/18/2014) [-]
True...but no one made it back from the Salyut 1 alive (though the crew was killed on re-entry rather than in the station) and then it fell out of orbit and the Salyut 2 fell out of orbit before ever having a crew. Skylab had several different crews who lived on the station and who survived to make it back to Earth. Out of those I would call Skylab the first successful station (especially since it lasted until 1979 before falling out of orbit instead of falling out of orbit in a matter of months.)

However I would point out that the US has the first craft which have made it into Interstellar space and is the Scientific lead in exploring other planets (Mar's satellites and rovers as well as flybys of outer planets.)
#28 - reteip (01/18/2014) [-]
True in the end the economic superiority of the USA allowed it to gain a significant lead over Russia
#2 - ******* penguins  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on The Majesty +5
User avatar #7 - dreaddune (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, if you had one in Denmark it would be legal, but i don't know about the antarctica..
#14 - Picture 01/18/2014 on ...woops +69
#19 - always happy to help ;) 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 +2
#15 - ISS wasn't the first mate.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 +2
#24 - onewhoobserves (01/18/2014) [-]
#25 - reteip (01/18/2014) [-]
Russians still beat them though ;) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salyut_program
#27 - onewhoobserves (01/18/2014) [-]
True...but no one made it back from the Salyut 1 alive (though the crew was killed on re-entry rather than in the station) and then it fell out of orbit and the Salyut 2 fell out of orbit before ever having a crew. Skylab had several different crews who lived on the station and who survived to make it back to Earth. Out of those I would call Skylab the first successful station (especially since it lasted until 1979 before falling out of orbit instead of falling out of orbit in a matter of months.)

However I would point out that the US has the first craft which have made it into Interstellar space and is the Scientific lead in exploring other planets (Mar's satellites and rovers as well as flybys of outer planets.)
#28 - reteip (01/18/2014) [-]
True in the end the economic superiority of the USA allowed it to gain a significant lead over Russia
User avatar #16 - Karibookiller (01/18/2014) [-]
Well touch my titties and call me tim, I didn't know. Thanks.
#19 - reteip (01/18/2014) [-]
always happy to help ;)
#14 - *sigh* contrails AKA water  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2014 on So this appeared today in... +23
User avatar #38 - wazoowonseventeen (01/18/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
#25 - rdobet (01/18/2014) [-]
They're both right at least as far as both being words are concerned.

Contrails are... you already know what contrails are.

Chemtrails however are what conspiracy nuts believe are contrails are being used to control/poison/kill/sterilize/whatever the population through chemical means, or something. It's most likely bullshit, but the guy's wording wasn't wrong.
User avatar #23 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/18/2014) [-]
in this guy's defense, hes talking about the strange chemicals that linger nowadawys after planes pass.

this is a part of a conspiracy theory that the govt is testing on us.
the chem trails have been tested to have several chemicals in them that are harmful and fall steadily from the sky.

accounts from older people say the contrails used to dissappear and not linger.
#50 - gilfhunter (01/18/2014) [-]
Contrails have been known to persist for hours even as far back as 1919. This photo is form 1958
#48 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2014) [-]
chemtrails and contrails are very different. Contrails are from the change in temperature from the cold air and the hot exhaust of the plane. Chemtrails are sprayed purposely and they do exist, i see them all the time, contrails leave after a few seconds, chemtrails turn into artificial clouds. Apparently their purpose is to block the sun's rays to "stop global warming" but the aluminum oxide is known to lower sperm count and sterilize men
#27 - rdobet (01/18/2014) [-]
fuck, of course four hours after his post, someone has to explain at the same time I do.
#26 - reteip (01/18/2014) [-]
contrails can linger for several hours and in busy airspaces this can cause a criss cross pattern but it is nothing less than water that comes out of an engine of an aircraft as a gas and then condenses to form contrails. There is no scientific evidence whatsoever to suggest that 'chemtrails exist'
User avatar #29 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/18/2014) [-]
meh, i guess not.



or thats what they want you to think!!! lol
#24 - Rattlesnake like most vipers have hemotoxic venom most other …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Blood and Hydrogen Peroxide +3
User avatar #29 - vilememory (01/16/2014) [-]
Actually we both appear to be right, it varies by species of rattlesnake. Some have neurotoxic venom while others have venom that has characteristics of both hemo and neurotoxic venom. The rattlers in my area have a more neurotoxic venom. So yeah, venomous snakes have a wide variety species and each one seems to have its own unique blend. Learn something new everyday.
#1 - Picture 01/13/2014 on I like Broccoli +47
#22 - MFW Holland instead of Netherlands  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on where is FJ from? +28
User avatar #36 - huehuehuepster (01/13/2014) [-]
i feel the shame,
i betrayed my vaderland
#1837 - **reteip rolls 60,859** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#63 - Contrails can exist for up to several hours and can be several… 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +7
#50 - They are called contrails you morons and are formed by water v…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +14
#60 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2014) [-]
Um, actually no.

Chemtrails do exist. Chemtrails spread out like such.

Contrails are barely visible after a couple of seconds to a minute.
#65 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2014) [-]
uh, it depends on wind, and humidity. so... no those are not chemtrails, just the atmospheric conditions that day made the contrails react like that

fucking retards
#88 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2014) [-]
I personally observed several planes over the course of a day, some had "contrails" and some didn't. I even saw one turn the spraying on and off while in flight, please explain that. I don't buy your theory about it just being the atmospheric conditions that day.
User avatar #172 - RandomAnonGuy (01/08/2014) [-]
>Observer bias
>Different engines
#63 - reteip (01/07/2014) [-]
Contrails can exist for up to several hours and can be several miles accross those ''chemtrails'' in the picture are just lingering contrails from a couple of aircraft in a busy airspace.
User avatar #56 - sparkyfusion (01/07/2014) [-]
I know about contrails. I'm not saying planes do this shit, but I ain't ruling it out.
#10 - Apparently he hunts without using his arms and in the picture … 12/31/2013 on archer +1
#25 - The guy with the lighter is mentally retarded. 12/30/2013 on Do i smell chicken? +39
#4 - Picture 12/29/2013 on lazy time 0
#17 - Picture 12/27/2013 on Swedish Christmas goat +2
#9 - The incident to which you are refering happened during the rei…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on yup +4
#43 - thatonenerd (12/27/2013) [-]
They threw all the scrolls from the library into the river, which reportedly ran black with ink for a week.
#5 - The sack of baghdad  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on yup +6
#8 - Womens Study Major (12/27/2013) [-]
To be fair, those Mongol ambassadors weren't treated all that kindly.
#9 - reteip (12/27/2013) [-]
The incident to which you are refering happened during the reign of Temujin AKA Genghis Khan after which he wiped the Khwarezmian Empire of the face of the earth. The siege (and sack) of Baghdad happened during the reign of Hulagu Khan who was the grandson of Temujin and ruler of the Illkhanate
#43 - thatonenerd (12/27/2013) [-]
They threw all the scrolls from the library into the river, which reportedly ran black with ink for a week.
#3 - Picture 12/21/2013 on Brotherly love +61
#210 - 1: (WÄ…chock Abbey) 2: (Poland 3: (Adolf Hitler) 12/12/2013 on Challenge 0
#12 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Every time single +3
#10 - Picture 11/20/2013 on These be some fucked up... +36
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#3 to #2 - reteip (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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