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reteip

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#13 - more examples: 2,3,4,5,6-Pentahydroxyhexanal (Glucose) KAl… 06/08/2014 on Chemical Ingredient X +2
#37 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Dear Lord! +1
#69 - Königstiger/Kingtiger was actually the B variant of the tiger… 06/07/2014 on How fast they grow up... 0
#1317 - **reteip rolled image ** 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#13 - Longbows ftw! 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on horrible olympic accident +10
#36 - electrickwalrus (04/28/2014) [-]
#22 - fingledingles (04/28/2014) [-]
#20 - reggaemortis (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - freepotatoe (04/28/2014) [-]
gore
#13 - seraslasulia (04/28/2014) [-]
sponge bob can be so horrible sometimes xD
#212 - Comment deleted 04/27/2014 on Nice roll, Bro 0
#16 - War Thunder I think 04/27/2014 on happy plane +1
#3438 - **reteip rolls 5,550,223** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#70 - Picture 04/12/2014 on accurate +4
#48 - Picture 03/31/2014 on Sarah Palin 0
#29 - That 'spike' you are refering to is probably a horn nock desig… 03/20/2014 on Bows +2
#107 - Picture 03/07/2014 on Crafty. Very crafty. 0
#23 - Picture 03/03/2014 on Meanwhile in australia +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Hell of a smooth scroll +44
User avatar #191 - metalgross (03/01/2014) [-]
Dont listen to the stupid anon. This one is classic
#48 - anonexplains (02/28/2014) [-]
Played out joke to get green's. fucking loser
#10 - Picture 02/23/2014 on Country Political Parties 0
#4 - Picture 02/23/2014 on omggg +4
#31 - Picture 02/18/2014 on Well, it's true 0
#19 - sorry read your question wrong I blame a lack of cookies  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Poisonous vs Venomous +1
#20 - BloodyTurds (02/16/2014) [-]
no problem it happens maybe you should eat some cookies
#17 - Air  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Poisonous vs Venomous 0
#18 - BloodyTurds (02/16/2014) [-]
but air is more harmful when injected, as it could cause a heart attack, comparative to burping or farting when swallowed..
#19 - reteip (02/16/2014) [-]
sorry read your question wrong I blame a lack of cookies
#20 - BloodyTurds (02/16/2014) [-]
no problem it happens maybe you should eat some cookies
#44 - Well in that case I claim that the woolly mammoth was a fierce…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Sorry 0
#45 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
Sounds Excellent, lets add it to the book!
User avatar #59 - epicalania (02/09/2014) [-]
If you look at the photo of the exhibit it shows the Tyrannosaurus as being about the height of the human, therefore it's fundamentally wrong regardless of whether or not they were carnivores (which they were)
#42 - How about those lines of teeth which are wholly unsuitable for…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Sorry 0
User avatar #43 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
But, you weren't there, things might have been different back then....
#44 - reteip (02/09/2014) [-]
Well in that case I claim that the woolly mammoth was a fierce predator which killed strangling it's prey with it's trunk also it piss was pink and it's poop was purple and it made tweeting sounds.
#45 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
Sounds Excellent, lets add it to the book!
User avatar #59 - epicalania (02/09/2014) [-]
If you look at the photo of the exhibit it shows the Tyrannosaurus as being about the height of the human, therefore it's fundamentally wrong regardless of whether or not they were carnivores (which they were)
#29 - ''An exhibit showing humans coexisting peacefully with vegetar…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Sorry +3
User avatar #41 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
But, how can you know they eat meat? You weren't there...
#42 - reteip (02/09/2014) [-]
How about those lines of teeth which are wholly unsuitable for eating plants or the fact that marks have been found on other dinosaurs's bones which fit the teeth of tyrannosaurus perfectly or the fact that it's eyes were pointed forward giving it binocular vision an attribute commonly found in predators we might not have been there to observe a live tyrannosaurus but all the evidence points to a carnivorous lifestyle.
User avatar #43 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
But, you weren't there, things might have been different back then....
#44 - reteip (02/09/2014) [-]
Well in that case I claim that the woolly mammoth was a fierce predator which killed strangling it's prey with it's trunk also it piss was pink and it's poop was purple and it made tweeting sounds.
#45 - zomaru (02/09/2014) [-]
Sounds Excellent, lets add it to the book!
User avatar #59 - epicalania (02/09/2014) [-]
If you look at the photo of the exhibit it shows the Tyrannosaurus as being about the height of the human, therefore it's fundamentally wrong regardless of whether or not they were carnivores (which they were)
#39 - Picture 02/06/2014 on Smells like Heresy +2
#93 - Yes a heavier arrow will not drift of course as easily however… 02/01/2014 on knight comp 0

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#3 to #2 - reteip ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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