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#24 - Rattlesnake like most vipers have hemotoxic venom most other …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Blood and Hydrogen Peroxide +3
User avatar #29 - vilememory (01/16/2014) [-]
Actually we both appear to be right, it varies by species of rattlesnake. Some have neurotoxic venom while others have venom that has characteristics of both hemo and neurotoxic venom. The rattlers in my area have a more neurotoxic venom. So yeah, venomous snakes have a wide variety species and each one seems to have its own unique blend. Learn something new everyday.
#1 - Picture 01/13/2014 on I like Broccoli +47
#22 - MFW Holland instead of Netherlands  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on where is FJ from? +28
User avatar #36 - huehuehuepster (01/13/2014) [-]
i feel the shame,
i betrayed my vaderland
#1837 - **reteip rolls 60,859** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#63 - Contrails can exist for up to several hours and can be several… 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +7
#50 - They are called contrails you morons and are formed by water v…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science +14
#60 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Um, actually no.

Chemtrails do exist. Chemtrails spread out like such.

Contrails are barely visible after a couple of seconds to a minute.
#65 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
uh, it depends on wind, and humidity. so... no those are not chemtrails, just the atmospheric conditions that day made the contrails react like that

fucking retards
#88 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I personally observed several planes over the course of a day, some had "contrails" and some didn't. I even saw one turn the spraying on and off while in flight, please explain that. I don't buy your theory about it just being the atmospheric conditions that day.
User avatar #172 - RandomAnonGuy (01/08/2014) [-]
>Observer bias
>Different engines
#63 - reteip (01/07/2014) [-]
Contrails can exist for up to several hours and can be several miles accross those ''chemtrails'' in the picture are just lingering contrails from a couple of aircraft in a busy airspace.
User avatar #56 - sparkyfusion (01/07/2014) [-]
I know about contrails. I'm not saying planes do this shit, but I ain't ruling it out.
#10 - Apparently he hunts without using his arms and in the picture … 12/31/2013 on archer +1
#25 - The guy with the lighter is mentally retarded. 12/30/2013 on Do i smell chicken? +39
#4 - Picture 12/29/2013 on lazy time 0
#17 - Picture 12/27/2013 on Swedish Christmas goat +2
#9 - The incident to which you are refering happened during the rei…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on yup +4
#43 - thatonenerd (12/27/2013) [-]
They threw all the scrolls from the library into the river, which reportedly ran black with ink for a week.
#5 - The sack of baghdad  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on yup +6
#8 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
To be fair, those Mongol ambassadors weren't treated all that kindly.
#9 - reteip (12/27/2013) [-]
The incident to which you are refering happened during the reign of Temujin AKA Genghis Khan after which he wiped the Khwarezmian Empire of the face of the earth. The siege (and sack) of Baghdad happened during the reign of Hulagu Khan who was the grandson of Temujin and ruler of the Illkhanate
#43 - thatonenerd (12/27/2013) [-]
They threw all the scrolls from the library into the river, which reportedly ran black with ink for a week.
#3 - Picture 12/21/2013 on Brotherly love +61
#210 - 1: (Wąchock Abbey) 2: (Poland 3: (Adolf Hitler) 12/12/2013 on Challenge 0
#12 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Every time single +3
#10 - Picture 11/20/2013 on These be some fucked up... +36
#115 - Any traditional archers here?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My Knee +3
User avatar #153 - ironsoul (11/18/2013) [-]
My ex (with whom I am still on good terms) is a traditional archer.
#150 - thorseph (11/18/2013) [-]
i learned with traditional bows, but don't really have any
#141 - skeletzo (11/18/2013) [-]
I use a Mongol horse bow with bodkins to shoot at 3D targets, super fun
#132 - castial (11/18/2013) [-]
I use a recurve bow, but i need to get a new string mines frayed as shit.
User avatar #131 - jabsgreywarden (11/18/2013) [-]
Right here! It's not as "complicated"
#120 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
awesome bow. i wish a had a bow and arrow.
#106 - Picture 11/14/2013 on Fucking sloths +1
#46 - Yes but most sane pilots in ordinary circumstances like those …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Very Honorable -9
User avatar #134 - thelastamerican (10/30/2013) [-]
To be honest though, he's flying a zero. I would kind of expect this behavior from a zero player.
#246 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
I guess hes got ZERO SKILL
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
It's possible, in Warthunder and it's been done IRL, to saw off an opponent's tail with the propeller.

It's fucking awesome doing it.
User avatar #97 - ianmcgunny (10/30/2013) [-]
Random Fact: The American P-40 "Kitty Hawk" has enough armor protecting the engine that gun cameras show some surviving head-on collisions with other fighters and protecting the pilot.

Note: I unfortunately can not find a video on the internet. I saw this in an episode of "Dogfights" on History channel back before it went to shit.
User avatar #112 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
Why was that show axed? It was fucking awesome.
#277 - ianmcgunny (10/31/2013) [-]
I wish it was still up, but instead they have fucking rednecks on it.
User avatar #47 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
don't fly head on then.
#41 - On isolated occasions in desperation = not a valid tactic  [+] (9 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Very Honorable -12
User avatar #44 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
still used.
#46 - reteip (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes but most sane pilots in ordinary circumstances like those generally found in a Warthunder battle would not ram the enemy plane so I consider people who do ram on a regular basis in Warthunder to be pathetic figures who are unable to defeat their enemy without killing themselves
User avatar #134 - thelastamerican (10/30/2013) [-]
To be honest though, he's flying a zero. I would kind of expect this behavior from a zero player.
#246 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
I guess hes got ZERO SKILL
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
It's possible, in Warthunder and it's been done IRL, to saw off an opponent's tail with the propeller.

It's fucking awesome doing it.
User avatar #97 - ianmcgunny (10/30/2013) [-]
Random Fact: The American P-40 "Kitty Hawk" has enough armor protecting the engine that gun cameras show some surviving head-on collisions with other fighters and protecting the pilot.

Note: I unfortunately can not find a video on the internet. I saw this in an episode of "Dogfights" on History channel back before it went to shit.
User avatar #112 - mistafishy (10/30/2013) [-]
Why was that show axed? It was fucking awesome.
#277 - ianmcgunny (10/31/2013) [-]
I wish it was still up, but instead they have fucking rednecks on it.
User avatar #47 - legodude (10/30/2013) [-]
don't fly head on then.
#4 - Artyfag  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #10 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/29/2013) [-]
ain't a party without an arty
#86 - poorjew (11/17/2013) [-]
#39 - Wij nederlanders verstaan jullie wel ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Ankfitta +3
User avatar #63 - wunderlichh (10/28/2013) [-]
Ssst! je weet toch dat ze dat niet horen te weten?
#8 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Black Lovin' +11
#11 - fapperdefap (10/17/2013) [-]
IS ASIAN THREAD NOW
#35 - pettdavids (10/17/2013) [-]
nice try bruh, but dutch people arent scared away so easily... I mean, look at the feud between Holland and Russia, lately...
#12 - polarboyicecream (10/17/2013) [-]
Nope, nog steeds een Nederdraad.
#13 - fapperdefap (10/17/2013) [-]
ok dan
#14 - Scorch (10/17/2013) [-]
#23 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
En mijn favouriet
#22 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
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#20 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
#19 - nnightfire (10/17/2013) [-]
ff al mijn NL pictures dumpen
#13 - Picture 10/14/2013 on Buncha wankers 0
#606 - **reteip rolls 8,372** 10/04/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
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#3 to #2 - reteip ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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