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#461 - Dwarf Fortress Yep I'm doomed  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on F**king Tron +2
#482 - TheGoddamnBatman (10/11/2012) [-]
Doomed is one thing.

Dwarf Fortress leaves you fucked in the ass with a cactus.
#142 - Then they should see someone about their problem instead of po… 10/11/2012 on Btw it's still pretty funny +6
#150 - Indeed and North Korea might have missiles which could in theo… 10/11/2012 on I'm Terrified -1
#57 - **reteip rolls 0** your grade 10/10/2012 on The Nazis of Grammer +7
#40 - Nationalism: all other countries are **** 10/10/2012 on .....fuck this shit 0
#53 - **reteip eats a cookie** 10/10/2012 on Field cannot be empty. 0
#274 - uggh faith healeres bunch of moronic retards. 10/10/2012 on Parenting +15
#25 - darn it 44 minutes too late 10/09/2012 on AHinga Dinga Durnga +1
#16 - Katana is not sharp on one side 10/09/2012 on wood block link 0
#21 - Funnyjunk and 9gag are pretty similar.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Dat velvet... -6
#28 - anonymous (10/08/2012) [-]
That's what I said, though obviously we shouldn't state the obvious cause butthurts thumb down you see.

But posting 9fag bullshit here - thumbs up! Apparently.

Yay faggotjunkers! The smartest and straightest thing on the interwebs.
#1467 - White Bread 10/08/2012 on Spaceship name +1
#201 - Good sir that was awesome. 10/07/2012 on How to delete an account in... +3
#13 - And natrium instead of sodium  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Idiots... +14
User avatar #20 - bokkos (10/02/2012) [-]
And the most awesome of all WOLFRAM
User avatar #15 - spacedock (10/02/2012) [-]
Can't forget plumbum
#88 - mesmerizing... 09/29/2012 on Caterpillar feets c: 0
#476 - The part where it says all people are equal before the law reg… 09/29/2012 on OC 0
#121 - Why did I understand that? I only had 3 years of french and I … 09/27/2012 on je vous emmerde, je rentre... -1
#68 - Please refrain from generalising blindly it causes nasty thing… 09/27/2012 on religion of peace +5
#153 - curses! 09/27/2012 on How Romney sees the 47% 0
#149 - **reteip rolls 43** %  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on How Romney sees the 47% -1
#153 - reteip (09/27/2012) [-]
curses!
#516 - The big bang theory does not talk about an explosion or the be… 09/26/2012 on Why atheism fails +1
#158 - A microscopical step to world peace. 09/26/2012 on Christians... +3
#150 - No problem good sir. 09/26/2012 on Christians... +1
#146 - Replace 'christians' with idiots to avoid generalising.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Christians... +37
#643 - aleggedpuppy (09/27/2012) [-]
Thanks, you just kept me from joining a flame war!
not sure if you're into this sorta thing but I want you to have this...
#386 - xtheherox (09/26/2012) [-]
Idiots would be correct because actually dinosaurs are in the bible. It describes "the behemoth" which basically described a dinosaur. They did not use the word "dinosaur" because it was not coined yet. Also there is the Leviathan which is also a book by John Locke's competitor.
So in short idiots that don't read the bible and think their Christians are Hippocrates and idiots.
#148 - WakaTakaBang (09/26/2012) [-]
Thank you for the intelligent comment.
#150 - reteip (09/26/2012) [-]
No problem good sir.
#39 - Germany's army in 1936-38 was basically nonexistant any war wi… 09/26/2012 on Witty Winston 0
#152 - It does have a crapload of synonyms though  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on German articles 0
User avatar #156 - martiortiftw (09/23/2012) [-]
less than any other lenguage
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#3 to #2 - reteip (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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