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reteip

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:5/30/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#4724
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#19 - Picture 04/21/2013 on Mitt Romney tiny face... +2
#113 - Meanwhile in Britain 04/19/2013 on freedom fries? +3
#31 - I guess you picked the wrong post to post it because it seemed…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Heineken being awesome +1
#66 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a American website. And you speaking what i assume is dutch.
#48 - Yep AN/FO a mix of ammoniumnitrate (NH4NO3) and fuel 04/18/2013 on Explosion from fertilizer... 0
#29 - I have no idea what you are actually saying all I see are a bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Heineken being awesome +2
#30 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a copypasta? I edited it to look like some ultra neo conservative american nationalist posted it. I thought it was funny but i guess not?
#31 - reteip (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess you picked the wrong post to post it because it seemed kind of random and unconnected.
#66 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a American website. And you speaking what i assume is dutch.
#8 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Heineken being awesome +3
User avatar #17 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
Apperently people don't know that Heineken is a dutch brand.
#10 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking commie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Murika Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on El-Qaedaaa, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Uniited States Ahrmed Furces. You are nothing to me but just another terrorist. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, commie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Murka and your Inernet is being traced right now so yuu better prepare for the storm, maggot. The sturm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, El-Qaeder. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Merican Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retibution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn commie. I will shit Merica all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#29 - reteip (04/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you are actually saying all I see are a bunch of false threats.
#30 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a copypasta? I edited it to look like some ultra neo conservative american nationalist posted it. I thought it was funny but i guess not?
#31 - reteip (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess you picked the wrong post to post it because it seemed kind of random and unconnected.
#66 - fordun (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a American website. And you speaking what i assume is dutch.
#22 - Picture 04/18/2013 on Shhhhh +14
#51 - Ok **** you magic conch I'm not going to bed you insecu… 04/16/2013 on . 0
#49 - **reteip rolls 3** Are you a reliable source of advise whom …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on . 0
#51 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok fuck you magic conch I'm not going to bed you insecure piece of shit.
#48 - **reteip rolls 4** Are you a reliable source of advise whom …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on . 0
#49 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
**reteip rolls 3** Are you a reliable source of advise whom I should listen to on the pain of death?
#51 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok fuck you magic conch I'm not going to bed you insecure piece of shit.
#47 - **reteip rolls 1** Should I go to bed now?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on . 0
#48 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
**reteip rolls 4** Are you a reliable source of advise whom I should listen to on the pain of death?
#49 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
**reteip rolls 3** Are you a reliable source of advise whom I should listen to on the pain of death?
#51 - reteip (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok fuck you magic conch I'm not going to bed you insecure piece of shit.
#150 - Picture 04/16/2013 on Don't reply to this content +1
#7 - Bless this post! 04/16/2013 on So nice and cute. +1
#22 - It also releases poisonous gas so I would advise you not to tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Hell Portal +1
User avatar #43 - zacharlfreeman (04/14/2013) [-]
Thats okay I'll just do it outside XD
#5 - Picture 04/13/2013 on #slothswag +7
#31 - Picture 04/13/2013 on The man -4
#72 - I don't think people with down syndrome should be allowed to m… 04/13/2013 on Joe Rogan +8
#43 - He is a traitor being hunted down by cavalry.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Gandalf Alligator +2
#45 - grandtheftkoala (04/12/2013) [-]
Great new idea for a game!
#38 - Picture 04/08/2013 on His theories live on... 0
#8 - Picture 04/05/2013 on You may remember me... +5
#87 - Cotton! 04/03/2013 on Oh Facebook +1
#4 - A true Sir! 03/23/2013 on tetris rage +5
#112 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Catbath 0
#21 - This image is quite relevant. 02/27/2013 on I ain't no man baby 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on ayo gurl +24
User avatar #56 - dubslao (02/23/2013) [-]
My friend is terrified of sloths so I showed her this while on Skype and she started crying.
#63 - yuukiii (02/23/2013) [-]
you are a great friend lol still fucked up tho

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#3 to #2 - reteip (06/25/2014) [-]
Blessings of the sloth upon thee sir presidentmoose!
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
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