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#120 - you stop being a tits man once you're over 15. 07/12/2013 on Tits or Ass? 0
#121 - I'm watching the first episode now and this is really *… 07/11/2013 on TV is porn in south korea 0
#65 - Iwo Jima was completely useless alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on The Few -7
User avatar #210 - hellsjester (06/20/2013) [-]
you sir have army air division mixed up with marines. technically it was the airforce but they were considered army at the time.
#115 - spetsnazvymple (06/20/2013) [-]
well peleilu was, and before your hate it was one of the bloodiest battles ever fought but was not used for any future operations once it was capped.
User avatar #80 - ilovehitler (06/19/2013) [-]
Picture didn't say the Corps was useless, just that it's done useless shit since 1775.
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on I wish I could read. +37
User avatar #70 - garymotherfingoak (06/16/2013) [-]
not really, just because moot says it on the toilet bowl of the internet doesn't mean it's law.

what made this a shitpost was the irrelevancy.
#180 - **retardedowl rolls 80** lets go faget 06/10/2013 on 1 out of every 10 -2
#97 - but tail's middle name is tails 06/05/2013 on It all adds up now :O +1
#104 - le i am so ***** dun!11 11one!1!!!11ilevun11!1 11… 06/04/2013 on English class -1
#122 - so I heard this "matt" kid is a bubble blowing baby.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Strip Tease! +1
#126 - deathcampforjewtie (06/04/2013) [-]
I don't know.
#190 - ok... 06/04/2013 on Good Guy Jay Z 0
#132 - but you have barely been here. wachu talk bout *****  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Reposts 0
User avatar #139 - capslockrage (06/01/2013) [-]
Protip, account creation date doesn't mean anything.
I have been visiting FJ for about a decade, and I rock that white name.
User avatar #133 - potatophucker (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha, i've been here since december. I've only just made an account back in march
#73 - Picture 05/27/2013 on Joker's got a point +3
#88 - do u wana fite me m8 u cheeky cunt i sware  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Facebook +2
#89 - allennis (05/27/2013) [-]
#83 - is this the new picture? I've literally seen this in the last …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Facebook -2
#85 - allennis (05/27/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #88 - retardedowl (05/27/2013) [-]
do u wana fite me m8 u cheeky cunt i sware
#89 - allennis (05/27/2013) [-]
#115 - People hate people who like anime because of weaboos. It's rea… 05/20/2013 on Burn! +6
#16 - ******* casual. get out. 05/18/2013 on Don't judge +1
#135 - Don't forget Korea, Afghanistan, Vietnam/Cambodia and Iraq.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on War HUH what is it good for +1
#140 - WiggsMaGee (05/14/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean total peace, but there was peace between the worlds major super powers
The ones you listed were either proxy wars fought between nations, not what i'd consider direct conflict, and the current conflict in Iran and Iraq isn't what i'd consider large scale, it hardly approaches the world wars, or the Prussian wars etc
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#168 - the guy that made Braid is the hugest asshole to ever walk the… 05/08/2013 on Iron Man 3 +1
#215 - Picture 04/28/2013 on I'd watch it +1
#236 - I don't know why, maybe because over 50% of the people involve…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Interesting Stuff. 0
User avatar #261 - pwnfrnzy (04/28/2013) [-]
Allies slammed D-Day with 160,000 Allied ground pounders in total, 5,000 ships and 13,000 aircraft. It is estimated at a total of 9,000 were killed or heavily wounded, the rest marched forward.
Don't get sad when you see those pictures, be proud that those glorious basters went in and kicked Nazi ass despite what they had to witness throughout the war.
War is a terrible thing, you see things that would haunt a man for the rest of his life. But those men kept fighting and won that war despite it all. French, American, British, Australian, Canadian, Russian, China, and many more who fought and died in the second world war.
I hope my grandfather comes around sometime too, he was a Tank Commander in the 2nd Armored Division "Hell on Wheels", he never told me his war stories but told me he got blown out of a tank twice.
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (04/28/2013) [-]
as long as you admit Russia won WW2
#247 - rellergert (04/28/2013) [-]
Probably because all those men knew that they were probably going to die within about two minutes, but they still did it anyway because it needed to be done.
Pic related, the greatest wallpaper ever. (I can't upload the wallpaper size for some reason, so this will do)
#96 - baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. 04/19/2013 on Jimmy 0
#119 - **retardedowl rolls 9,714** OH GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU PIKACHU 04/15/2013 on Lvl. 99 Pikachu 0
#140 - I'm a virgin too. i've only had two girlfriend…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on That Moment... 0
User avatar #141 - garymotherfinoak (04/09/2013) [-]
don't put yourself down like that, ast least youve dated.
#77 - I remember this being on the front page a while ago … 04/09/2013 on Oh James +2
#126 - 405? **** mang I guess you lift.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/08/2013 on I Hear Pikachu Lifts +3
User avatar #127 - studbeefpile (04/08/2013) [-]
That's what happens when you pump iron for over 2 years.
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User avatar #170 - studbeefpile (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes, the weight of the barbell (usually 45lbs for an Olympic bar) is added to the weight of the plates. The total is what you're allowed to brag about.

So you're relatively new to this huh? If you like I'd love to give you some advice on it, just send me a PM and I'll do my best to answer any questions you might have on the subject.
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User avatar #203 - studbeefpile (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, 120 isn't a bad bench for just having started off. What sort of rep ranges are you going for when you work out?
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User avatar #205 - studbeefpile (04/08/2013) [-]
5x5 is a time proven method, I would stick to it if I were you. (By the way, just count the bar with the weight, that's how everyone and their mama does it) You skyrocketed so fast because you're just getting started, you gain strength quickly in the first couple weeks because your muscles become stagnant, and lazy when you don't exercise them, when you start lifting it's kinda like you're waking them up, so as they become more active, you start gaining strength quicker. This slow down in gains it more likely than not just the end of the 'waking up' process, you got used to getting really fast gains in those 2 weeks, and now you think you're slowing down, when you're probably just going to a normal pace, the key to lifting is patience, you have to stick with it a while to make the gains you're trying to get. So persist! You'll be seeing results in no time.
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User avatar #209 - studbeefpile (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be honest with you, I've never gone by a specific strength building diet other than consuming 1 gram of protein for every pound of desired body weight (I'm a husky 220, I wanna weigh 200, so I eat 200 grams of protein on days I work out), other than that I eat -to a degree- pretty much whatever I want. As I am now, I can bench 215, Squat 405, and Deadlift 405, so it's worked for me, you might wanna try it, though not everything that works for one person will work for another, you just have to find out what works best for YOU, you have to listen to your body.

I won't leave you completely hanging though, check this guy out www.youtube.com/user/OmarIsuf?feature=chclk I've learned a lot of important information from him.
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User avatar #213 - studbeefpile (04/09/2013) [-]
Proportions bro. Your main powerlifts (bench, dead, squat) usually start in the same area, but squat and deadlift typically surge ahead when you begin to get to an intermediate level because your lower back muscles (worked with deadlift), and your quads (worked with squat) are much bigger muscle groups than your chest and triceps, basically, they're larger, and therefore grow faster, because of how *hypertrophy works. If you're working your different muscle groups correctly you'll see faster improvements in your squat and deadlift, when compared to your bench.

*Hypertrophy: The process of tearing down muscles so they can rebuild larger, and stronger.
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User avatar #217 - studbeefpile (04/09/2013) [-]
No problem broseph, keep up the good work. Like I said, send me a message if you have any questions.
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#31 - **retardedowl rolled a random comment #13 posted by faggym…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on The Motto 0
#34 - notified (04/08/2013) [-]
**notified rolled a random comment #407292 posted by tinkotin at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
Sure, I'm game for some dota 2.
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User avatar #1 - desacabose (01/01/2013) [-]
What did you post on m00t gets served that got deleted ?
User avatar #2 to #1 - retardedowl (01/01/2013) [-]
iunno
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