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retardedboss

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8430
Highest Content Rank:#6954
Highest Comment Rank:#818
Content Thumbs: 573 total,  704 ,  131
Comment Thumbs: 10847 total,  12751 ,  1904
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 56 Content: Sammich eater → Level 57 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 306 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 307 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:30248
Times Content Favorited:27 times
Total Comments Made:3296
FJ Points:11446
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | COD (2) | dont (2) | FJ (2) | skyrim (2)

latest user's comments

#41 - There is a space between the "yourself" and the &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Why, hello there. +1
User avatar #44 - ICEDgrunge (10/24/2013) [-]
That always ruined so many comments for me as well .
#40 - Comment deleted 10/24/2013 on Why, hello there. 0
#18 - Picture 10/24/2013 on Watched a little too much... 0
#31 - Because of dashcam I read "Surprise motha' Russia!".… 10/24/2013 on suprise mothafucka 0
#68 - I play a mono white Enchantment deck, dismiss into dream is th… 10/23/2013 on Bluffing when I'm out of... +1
#57 - Yeah, blue is all "what you anted to play that card from …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Bluffing when I'm out of... 0
User avatar #60 - ctenop (10/23/2013) [-]
You have a full board? Planar cleanse. Nice hand? Thought sieze. Finally got a creature? Essence scatter....a countet? Syncopate for 1. Going monstrous? More like away.
Biggest fuckery is playing dismiss into dream and blightcasters or frostbreath
User avatar #68 - retardedboss (10/23/2013) [-]
I play a mono white Enchantment deck, dismiss into dream is the fucking bane of my existence.
#49 - Basically, you just have to watch their land and make your bes… 10/22/2013 on Bluffing when I'm out of... 0
#48 - **** BLUE DECKS! All blue cards are basically &qu…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Bluffing when I'm out of... +7
#58 - dasbunneh (10/23/2013) [-]
I run a deck with 4 mind sear's and at least 7 other kinds of discard 7, plus a card that says The ammount of lands I have in play get's discarded from the top of your deck.. needless to say people hate me...
User avatar #53 - ctenop (10/22/2013) [-]
Last fnm I milled a g/w to no cards with ashiok
User avatar #57 - retardedboss (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, blue is all "what you anted to play that card from your hand? nope, cancel. You wanted to draw that card? nope mill." I hate it sooooo much.
User avatar #60 - ctenop (10/23/2013) [-]
You have a full board? Planar cleanse. Nice hand? Thought sieze. Finally got a creature? Essence scatter....a countet? Syncopate for 1. Going monstrous? More like away.
Biggest fuckery is playing dismiss into dream and blightcasters or frostbreath
User avatar #68 - retardedboss (10/23/2013) [-]
I play a mono white Enchantment deck, dismiss into dream is the fucking bane of my existence.
#79 - They do make pretty good pets. At least in mt experience. 10/22/2013 on Squirreldoken 0
#68 - Well my brother found it in the winter. lot's of snow and it h…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Squirreldoken 0
User avatar #78 - fullmetaldonut (10/22/2013) [-]
fuck the police I wanna pet Squirrel
User avatar #79 - retardedboss (10/22/2013) [-]
They do make pretty good pets. At least in mt experience.
User avatar #72 - EnergizierAnon (10/22/2013) [-]
interesting
#62 - I used to have a squirrel. He was awesome. I did something sim…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Squirreldoken +8
User avatar #69 - gemmerpants (10/22/2013) [-]
That's so adorable haha
User avatar #67 - EnergizierAnon (10/22/2013) [-]
how does one obtain a squirrel?
User avatar #68 - retardedboss (10/22/2013) [-]
Well my brother found it in the winter. lot's of snow and it had fell out of a tree. We took it in so it wouldn't die and we sort of accidentally domesticated it. As far as I know though, it's illegal to own an indigenous species.
User avatar #78 - fullmetaldonut (10/22/2013) [-]
fuck the police I wanna pet Squirrel
User avatar #79 - retardedboss (10/22/2013) [-]
They do make pretty good pets. At least in mt experience.
User avatar #72 - EnergizierAnon (10/22/2013) [-]
interesting
#11 - I call shenanigans. That's clearly a miniature replica of the … 10/20/2013 on Elijah wood in game of thrones +1
#117 - I really liked these last two episodes. Especially the art sty… 10/20/2013 on Turtle pls 0
#66 - What kind of dog is that? It looks like a pug, but I've never …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on the cuteness 0
User avatar #82 - diruslupis (10/20/2013) [-]
I think it's a Pug / Stafford shire Bull Terrier Cross. Which Is unusual but the coat looks identical to my own terrier ^^.
User avatar #67 - damaiuo (10/20/2013) [-]
Looks like a Boxer mix
#7 - It's even worse when there is another season that isn't out ye… 10/18/2013 on I couldn't resist posting this +1
#30 - Just like how people **** in their pants every ti… 10/18/2013 on The most unique girl in the... 0
#101 - Damnit these posts are in the wrong order. The duck post shoul… 10/18/2013 on old people 0
#56 - Any **** is awkward in a colonoscopy situation.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Your mom likes this trick +5
User avatar #62 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
classy... classy
#25 - Hahaha "based". 10/17/2013 on 10 Facts: Nightmare Before... 0
#28 - The last person on the list of the "sue 'em now" vid… 10/17/2013 on need a good lawyer? 0
#163 - Were the democrats being stubborn? Yeah, but that doesn't mean… 10/16/2013 on Letter to Congress -1
#170 - WE HERE AT THE TORGUE CORPORATION THINK THIS IS *******… 10/16/2013 on I see no downside here 0
#77 - Alright, I'll give it to you. You should go out and really kil… 10/16/2013 on 99 Problems 0
#74 - did the bear 1/4 die?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on 99 Problems 0
User avatar #76 - charagrin (10/16/2013) [-]
It snorted and ran away, so maybe it died a little on the inside?
User avatar #77 - retardedboss (10/16/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll give it to you. You should go out and really kill some bears though. Don't disappoint me.
#52 - It's like his score. This should be how we all live. Your wort…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on 99 Problems +1
User avatar #73 - charagrin (10/16/2013) [-]
I punched a bear on the nose once from the safety of my car, do I get a 1/4 of a point?
User avatar #74 - retardedboss (10/16/2013) [-]
did the bear 1/4 die?
User avatar #76 - charagrin (10/16/2013) [-]
It snorted and ran away, so maybe it died a little on the inside?
User avatar #77 - retardedboss (10/16/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll give it to you. You should go out and really kill some bears though. Don't disappoint me.

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User avatar #15 - retardedboss ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you're awesome!!!
#12 to #11 - retardedboss ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Well thanks, random stranger.
You too.
User avatar #9 - diddymonster (08/30/2012) [-]
Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
User avatar #10 to #9 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #8 - daaaaarkstar (08/01/2012) [-]
Nice profile pic, I'm a Halo fan as well :3
User avatar #6 - kingwadesky (03/01/2012) [-]
nice profile picture. i can't wait for halo 4
User avatar #5 - retardedboss ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
**retardedboss rolls 33**
User avatar #7 to #24 - rustyshakleford (03/20/2012) [-]
**rustyshakleford rolls 49** Nice
User avatar #3 - Hizzyfizzy (09/29/2010) [-]
Tell your dad some random dude on the internet said youre freaking AWESOME Gob
User avatar #1 - DrewCarey (09/11/2010) [-]
HALO ************* REACH
User avatar #2 to #1 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/12/2010) [-]
OMG!!!!!
lol check out the youtube banner for it, its quite hilarious.
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