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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#40 - **residentevilwesker rolls 3** 08/28/2014 on The knights 0
#372 - This is almost like playing Infamous 08/25/2014 on Time 0
#4 - I guess it's true what they say ,the funniest people are the m… 08/12/2014 on Good night sweet prince +1
#2913 - **residentevilwesker rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#4 - Bondage I used to fap to bondage ,but never again  [+] (14 new replies) 08/10/2014 on personal goal 0
User avatar #7 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I get pretty tuned off by bondage, and I've read some pretty fucked up first hand accounts about people who get involved in it. Some people enjoy it, but it's a slippery slope that starts with furry handcuffs and escalates till you either quit or destroy yourself. Usually it happens so gradually that you dont even realize it.

This site has a lot of antifapping resources, it's not about anti fapping, it's about the effects of modern on demand pornography on the male brain. Since you aren't fapping, you should have time to read it, but the TL;DR version is that not looking at porn and not fapping for a month or so can reset what your brain is aroused by

yourbrainonporn.com
#19 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
Went there expecting a lot of fundamentalist pseudoscience, and had a pretty good surprise.

I feel I am passing through some things the site says. It might be a good ideia to give a go at the whole "rebooting" thing. You may have saved more than one erection today.
User avatar #20 - usarmyexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I seriously had a problem with it myself, I could get it up and keep it up, but I couldn't get off unless I was doing it myself. It was a huge frustration, and I eventually found that site that broke down all my problems and helped me fix it.
User avatar #16 - lovedemfurries (08/10/2014) [-]
"Since you aren't fapping, you should have time to read it"
Lol'd
User avatar #5 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
fun fact: NOT ALL PORN HAS TO BE FUCKING RAPESIM.

try some good ol pov fucking.
User avatar #8 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
The thing about that is, if you are really into BDSM, anything that is not BDSM does nothing for you. OP got a good scare into him and a look at his future if he didn't change, done denigrate him for it.
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
true. but..why would you say don't when it already happened - cky
User avatar #10 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
Because you can't change what you've done, just dont do it in the future.
User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
fair enough.

and for what its worth... they said that after some chick yelled DONT when a guy got knocked out lol
User avatar #12 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
Some times people in a panic or under stress say the wrong words, that's why you need to keep a cache of one liners to yell when you see shit happening.
User avatar #13 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
psst - just because you have explain in your name doesn't mean every comment needs an explanation
#14 - usarmyexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
You're right, not every comment needs an explanation.

Im not the explain account that funnyjunk needs, I'm the explain account funnyjunk deserves
User avatar #15 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
you're the one we want to return but there's gum in the receipt just giving you shit lol
User avatar #6 - hashtronaut (08/10/2014) [-]
i would have anon'd that before all the bondage fappers get bothered about me classifying it as rapesim, but, fuck anon.
#2 - In my opinion the last 25 minutes are the worst it's overly gr… 08/10/2014 on personal goal 0
#386 - google pavlov's dog experiments, it's basically training someo… 08/08/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... +1
#43 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on Wedding of Deadpool 0
#69 - **residentevilwesker rolls 8** amount of ***** he gives 08/05/2014 on Tumblrina gets skewled 0
#61 - sauce on the movie?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on When my girlfriend is in... 0
#69 - conebonesixtynine (08/04/2014) [-]
Mad Men, that episode where Don Draper show his feels
#13 - thank you 08/04/2014 on pokemon friend code 0
#11 - can you add me 4313 1405 1463  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on pokemon friend code 0
User avatar #12 - goldenkhrp (08/04/2014) [-]
Sure I can
#13 - residentevilwesker (08/04/2014) [-]
thank you
#10 - add me bro 4313 1405 1463 08/04/2014 on pokemon friend code 0
#47 - I'm a fan but I don't act like one of his narrow minded drones… 07/26/2014 on a face of true happiness -5
#148 - **residentevilwesker rolls 22** 07/25/2014 on on the bottom of a 6 pack 0
#9 - I thumbed you ,thank you 07/25/2014 on please assist 0
#4 - also thank you friend 07/25/2014 on please assist +1
#3 - thank you friend 07/25/2014 on please assist 0
#1757 - **residentevilwesker rolls 309,789,468** 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#35 - I'm going on a very long bike ride now 07/24/2014 on mfw spending the entire day... +1
#118 - I'm proud of muh height and freedoms I wish I was just 3 … 07/24/2014 on Whut 0
#113 - I just checked it turns out the tallest country is Norway at l…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Whut +1
User avatar #115 - dragondust (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, U.S is extremely tall compared to the rest of the world. An average height of 5'9" - 5'10" Couldn't find an accurate average is about the top percentile of height around the world.
#118 - residentevilwesker (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm proud of muh height and freedoms I wish I was just 3 inches taller but I still have a couple growth spurts left
#105 - Thank you for correcting me I was not aware of that, so I thin… 07/24/2014 on Whut +1
#91 - The average height of men in the United states is 5'9 last I c…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Whut 0
User avatar #107 - dragondust (07/24/2014) [-]
You'd have a fun time in Scandinavia. The people there are huge. The average height is like 6 feet
#113 - residentevilwesker (07/24/2014) [-]
I just checked it turns out the tallest country is Norway at like 6'1 , but that doesn't mean they're all that tall, but that's pretty impressive I like tall Scandinavian women but the USA isn't far behind at 5'10 which is how tall I am
User avatar #115 - dragondust (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, U.S is extremely tall compared to the rest of the world. An average height of 5'9" - 5'10" Couldn't find an accurate average is about the top percentile of height around the world.
#118 - residentevilwesker (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm proud of muh height and freedoms I wish I was just 3 inches taller but I still have a couple growth spurts left
User avatar #100 - hackmon (07/24/2014) [-]
5'9 is definitely not the tallest average height for men in the world, i haven't checked in years but I know Somalia and Netherlands are like 6' and 6'1 or something
#105 - residentevilwesker (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you for correcting me I was not aware of that, so I think my resources were wrong
#47 - **residentevilwesker rolls 116** 07/23/2014 on Great grandad 0
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#9 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
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I did in fact add you
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