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Interests: Astronomy, Physics, Neurology, Tech and military Tech.
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#1 - Saturday 07/08/2014 on Sums up my all weekends 0
#2 - Sometimes it just looks sad.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Nature is fucking scary man. +2
#7 - murphymcbean has deleted their comment.
#2 - Those first 10 minutes though... 07/08/2014 on Smells like updog in here... +2
#1 - And the film studio looks like this. 07/08/2014 on Signs of ghetto +1
#1 - I have a similar gun for this content. 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... +155
#1 - Shove it in your ass. 07/08/2014 on Mercury Resonating +1
#1 - Gets me every time. 07/07/2014 on Gary Oak 0
#3 - MFW when you remember. 07/07/2014 on tfw you forgot to turn off... 0
#6 - People like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Feminism +19
User avatar #13 - bitchplzzz (07/07/2014) [-]
ehhh.. they're just a very VERY loud mouther minority. Hell I believe that a lot of it are in-jokes or just plain internet fuckery and only very little take it seriosu
#14 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
They are not a minority. These are mainstream feminist ideas.
#3 - I find that this gif best describes Tumblr vs 4chan.  [+] (50 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +543
User avatar #160 - badmonkey (07/08/2014) [-]
#116 - Eichimaru (07/08/2014) [-]
I feel this is suitable representation.
#191 - guanyu (07/08/2014) [-]
The fuck does that kid eat for breakfast?
#262 - cynthea (07/13/2014) [-]
he eats his fukn cerial
User avatar #164 - tesarrior (07/08/2014) [-]
holyshit that is soo cool
#110 - dinocaster (07/08/2014) [-]
#103 - huresohnzzz (07/08/2014) [-]
Could you make it a wasted .gif?
User avatar #86 - nyrintriball (07/08/2014) [-]
Mind if I request a source on that gif?
#18 - serotonin (07/07/2014) [-]
needs more guts and body fluids
User avatar #154 - kunterz (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry if I'm being retarded but the attacker looks like taokaka.
User avatar #26 - tehbomb (07/08/2014) [-]
god that scene was fucking brutal
missed the part just before that where she kicks a hole in his midriff
#40 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
What show is that?
User avatar #48 - bikadomus (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - fzjoss (07/08/2014) [-]
Naruto Shippuden spoiler alert That's a brutal fight inside a genjutsu because they have the sharingan and stuff, thats Uchiha Madara's son, fighting the incarnation of some random evil mini bijuu which i dont recall, it was in a OVA
User avatar #51 - tehbomb (07/08/2014) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #52 - fzjoss (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - tehbomb (07/08/2014) [-]
#9 - raideoactivepilot (07/07/2014) [-]
In reality its more like this
User avatar #188 - zahnrad (07/08/2014) [-]
Can we please ban this .gif or something? So many retards do a "OMG DAT KIDS LE CUNT" in every single thread it's posted in.
User avatar #156 - megusters (07/08/2014) [-]
Pretty much the exact same thing, except tumblr is full of cat shit.
User avatar #139 - Metallicock (07/08/2014) [-]
the cats all like "u wot m8?"
#55 - fauxshores (07/08/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I want the kid to get hurt a lot more than that?
User avatar #45 - PVTDickStryker (07/08/2014) [-]
Holy shit im dying
User avatar #105 - ianistheman (07/08/2014) [-]
Call an ambulance
User avatar #12 - eddio (07/07/2014) [-]
Oh man that kid's a little shit.
#182 - guanyu (07/08/2014) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?
The kid doesn't know shit about boundaries, he's a toddler. He doesn't even know how to put his own clothes on.
The cat is a predatory animal that acts on instinct and also doesn't understand such things.
If anyone's a little shit, it's the dumb ass parents who think it's a good idea to put the two together and film it.
#203 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Not gonna argue that any of those two are at fault. However, do you think the kid got any bad wounds from that? I think not. What it has got through is the knowledge that a cat WILL react, if you try hitting it. That little boy will probably never again hit a cat, und thas never again get attacked because he hit a cat.
It's just like cooking plates. At some point in their lives almost any kid WILL touch a hot cooking plate, cry a lot because of it, and learn that yes, touching a hot cooking plate IS in fact a bad idea.
User avatar #205 - guanyu (07/08/2014) [-]
True. I would prefer not to learn things the hard way, though. Pain is kind of painful.
#222 - pachecodos (07/08/2014) [-]
There's no blood (i think). Cats are more able to act with proportionate force that thought. Although the cat jumps over the kid I do not think it has its claws out. I had a cat when I was little and when it got angry with me she would hit me with her paw, but never with her claws.
Cats can be with babies. It's strange for the cat in the video to act that way. A cat will let a baby do a lot of things that would never let a grown man do. I've seen kids pulling the tail, touching, and being assholes (without knowing) with an usually angry cat and the cat stay normal. Meowing a little angry when they overstepped but anything else.
User avatar #198 - sursum (07/08/2014) [-]
Because it's not like cats and small children have ever gotten along just fine. Ever.
User avatar #208 - guanyu (07/08/2014) [-]
Here's some context.
Cat vs Baby

I think the parents should have stepped in when the cat got too rough.
User avatar #221 - kolsinder (07/08/2014) [-]
The family's Russian (or at least Russian-speaking). The baby's mum instructs him to hit the cat, which is what happens in the gif. Ergo, the mum is to blame.
#230 - notwhothefkisanon (07/08/2014) [-]
looks like the mum and cat are fucking cunts

the way i see it, the cat was pretty much attacking, kid hit back, cat got even angrier
User avatar #220 - eddio (07/08/2014) [-]
Im not sure this is enough context. I do apologies for my comment as I had even less context than you did. However, a short video doesn't prove much, is the cat known to be violent? Was the kid annoying it before the video was shot? Too many questions to make a judgement upon.

I do agree, though, the parents should have stepped in.
#76 - Airmanator (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. In the video, the cat is a massive cunt and attacks the kid. The parents force the kid to interact with an over-excited feline and the kid is attacked. Please realize kids don't understand cause and effect. He's fucking two years old. Blaming the kid is ridiculous and you need to go to bed.
User avatar #194 - broswagonist (07/08/2014) [-]
No sauce, expecting anything other than red thumbs
#236 - Airmanator (07/08/2014) [-]
"How does I Google?"
User avatar #237 - broswagonist (07/08/2014) [-]
How does I make an effort? Can't back up your own argument, don't expect others to do it for you.
User avatar #97 - kitarierose (07/08/2014) [-]
It's not worth it, people here like to be on the animal's side on any situation.
#132 - jamiemsm (07/08/2014) [-]
well the kid did hit first
User avatar #151 - archmagestudios (07/08/2014) [-]
No, the cat hit first in the video.
#218 - jamiemsm (07/08/2014) [-]
i just watched the full video and im taking my statement back. i feel bad for the kid and the cat for having such idiotic parrents and owners
User avatar #62 - propanex (07/08/2014) [-]
Well to be honest, the cat was being a dick too, And it's a kid, like he knows what he's doing, just a kid being a dumb kid
User avatar #180 - clechyl (07/08/2014) [-]
>implying the cat gives a shit
#66 - authentic (07/08/2014) [-]
The kid is upset, and hits the cat. The cat then rightfully returns the favor. My kid brother knew what hitting meant by the age of four. That lil' fuckhead knew exactly what he was doing. The cat's a cat.... do you expect it to turn the other cheek or run? Cats for the most part are predators.
User avatar #96 - kitarierose (07/08/2014) [-]
The cat was attacking the kid first. It wasn't 'till later int he video that the kid fought back.
#224 - pachecodos (07/08/2014) [-]

That's not a cat attacking, it's a cat playing to fight. It's not normal for a cat to do this with a little kid. But if the cat attacked there would be blood and a lot more of crying.

I'm not saying the kid is at fault. Cat's can play really aggressively.

Parents are crazy though.
User avatar #233 - kitarierose (07/08/2014) [-]
My cat hisses and makes growling noises when it plays too. hint the sarcasm
#231 - notwhothefkisanon (07/08/2014) [-]
im pretty sure the cat was indeed attacking, it looked pretty agressive
User avatar #71 - propanex (07/08/2014) [-]
In the video the cat was constantly pouncing on the kid knocking him over and shit, making the kid cry and what not.
#1 - Chandler had so ******* many good lines in this show. 07/07/2014 on C.M.B +2
#2 - Tumblr vs 4chan  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on 4chan vs. Tumblr +3
#3 - cynthea (07/13/2014) [-]
yea, take tha-JEZUZ FU-(tumblr.exe has stopped working)
#1 - Comment deleted 07/07/2014 on 4chan vs. Tumblr 0
#1 - I'm going with the obvious choice that is both.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on No-brainer +137
#19 - demonfish (07/08/2014) [-]
I know your favorite Pokemon is Mr. Mime
#1 - **reretzu rolled user mikli ** I offer this content to you. 07/07/2014 on I Know What Im Getting My Aunt 0
#3 - Not gonna do it. 07/07/2014 on No -1
#1 - Picture 07/07/2014 on OC +27
#1 - You gotta do what you gotta do. 07/07/2014 on At least he wasn't texting +47
#1 - Picture 07/07/2014 on dang 0
#10 - I know how you feel, no need to apologize, Tumblr tried and failed.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on 4chan vs HS +2
#11 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
Hell, yeah they failed.
#8 - Preaching to the choir, friend.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on 4chan vs HS +2
User avatar #9 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
Sorry. I avidly use 4chan, but I'm letting the Tumblr fascists cool off and waiting here until it all blows over. I mean, I usually use FJ, but I hate these people from Tumblr for ruining the experience on 4chan.
User avatar #10 - reretzu (07/07/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, no need to apologize, Tumblr tried and failed.
#11 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
Hell, yeah they failed.
#1 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Snappy Turtle +24
#6 - I agree, but Tumblr tried cleaning up an ocean of piss and now…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on 4chan vs HS +2
User avatar #7 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm sure not all of Tumblr cares, but the ones who tried are stupid, conceited shitheads who think they can do whatever they want just because they finally have an organized site with a large userbase. They forget that just a few years ago, nobody knew or cared about Tumblr. At the same time, 4chan was and has been fucking with anybody and everybody they want to. 4chan knows what they're doing while Tumblr thinks they know what they're doing and thinks they're doing the right thing, but are actually inexperienced little Nazi shits who need to be put in their place.

TL;DR Tumblr is Japan and 4chan is the U.S. and this is December 7, 1941.
User avatar #8 - reretzu (07/07/2014) [-]
Preaching to the choir, friend.
User avatar #9 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
Sorry. I avidly use 4chan, but I'm letting the Tumblr fascists cool off and waiting here until it all blows over. I mean, I usually use FJ, but I hate these people from Tumblr for ruining the experience on 4chan.
User avatar #10 - reretzu (07/07/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, no need to apologize, Tumblr tried and failed.
#11 - yuukoku (07/07/2014) [-]
Hell, yeah they failed.
#1 - Picture 07/07/2014 on So Punny +100
#6 - Picture 07/07/2014 on CP Compilation +17
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