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Date Signed Up:10/12/2009
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#11 - ITS AN ABSOLUTE FIYAH-CRACKA! 02/24/2014 on damn +1
#47 - this might be a biiit racist What do you call …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Apply cold water ... +11
#150 - franklinclinton (11/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - teoberry (11/06/2013) [-]
What do you call one jew on the moon?
A problem
What do you call a hundred jews on the moon?
A problem
What do you call a million jews on the moon?
A problem
What do you call all the jews on the moon?
A solution
#70 - mhden (11/06/2013) [-]
What do you call 100.000.000 jews on earth . A problem
What do you call 100.000.000 jews on jupiter . A fixed problem
#90 - brobathehutt (11/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - teoberry (11/06/2013) [-]
We posted basically the same joke
User avatar #74 - mhden (11/06/2013) [-]
HAAAA i beat you for 30 seconds .
Its scary how we thought of the same joke at the same time .
Kind of makes you wonder ,maybe all of us are the same person ..
maybe we are HITLER!
User avatar #53 - viscerys (11/06/2013) [-]
What do you call two hundred black-people at the bottom of the ocean? A reasonable start.
#33 - I prefer turkeys 09/01/2013 on Sheep protest +1
#32 - Comment deleted 09/01/2013 on Sheep protest 0
#9 - I feel like the reaction would have been so much better if it …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I'm Lovin' It +45
User avatar #30 - thesinful (08/29/2013) [-]
True but Wednesday's middle name was Friday. So you could argue that Wednesday is Friday and take off the rest of the week.

I'll see myself out
#21 - notafunnyguy (08/29/2013) [-]
yup, girl just posing there in position for 2 seconds like shes waiting for a signal that the camera is on, then suddenly has this almost expected faked surprise reaction to it
User avatar #40 - mrbuu (08/29/2013) [-]
dude all you need to do is see the distance her from the guy in the car is. nobody ever pulls that far away form a drive thru.
#38 - Straight up swagging  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on succesfully privatized... +11
#143 - nubarke (08/09/2013) [-]
the long-haired nigga can't flip his board for shit
#53 - Niceee. 08/08/2013 on friendship +2
#36 - Dat lake. 08/08/2013 on That moment when you... +6
#4 - Picture 08/06/2013 on repel's profile 0
#2 - I had like, one thing going for me. Anddddd now its gone.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on repel's profile 0
User avatar #3 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
you are still a master race super blue name account
User avatar #4 - repel (08/06/2013) [-]
#15 - "So, do you want the aladeen news, or the aladeen news?&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Kids These Days Deserve It... +16
#52 - sacker (08/04/2013) [-]
"Come in, we're Aladeen!"
"Sorry, we're Aladeen."
#37 - related somewhat  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Monster Rancher +14
#70 - jdsalenger (08/01/2013) [-]
#93 - Comment deleted 07/31/2013 on Nurse Joy: The Truth 0
#4820 - I'm a victim of abuse  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on wethepixel's profile 0
User avatar #4821 - wethepixel (07/29/2013) [-]
Fuck ya mate, allow me to get Heatran, k?
#13 - Thats one way to age someone underage...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on I'm not witty +2
User avatar #31 - princeofbrokensoul (07/29/2013) [-]
whos he?
#86 - As a kid (and even now), you can do the same thing if you look… 07/16/2013 on You can change the direction +1
#181 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Go Away -1
#180 - I believe this is what youre looking for.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Go Away -1
#181 - repel (07/01/2013) [-]
#20 - I was soooo disappointed when I realized you couldn't marry her  [+] (17 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Sneak 101 +26
#32 - ofalo (06/28/2013) [-]
honestly the most disappointing thing for me was the lack of story continuation with Rune and sapphire.
#41 - powerfapping (06/28/2013) [-]
They actually do continue the quest with Sapphire. I'm not sure about Rune though. But if you get the Dragonborn DLC, Sapphire's story opens up a little after talking to somebody on Solsthiem.
User avatar #38 - ekiouja (06/28/2013) [-]
the issue is that they planed on doing things and added items that hinted to it, without adding the actual quests.
User avatar #21 - brothergrimm (06/27/2013) [-]
i was more disappointed about Astrid from the dark brotherhood
User avatar #74 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2013) [-]
she is married... the werewolf blacksmith guy is her husband. Did you pay attention to the game?
User avatar #104 - brothergrimm (07/01/2013) [-]
yes i knew that, doesn't mean i didn't still want her nuts XD
#60 - headharvest (06/28/2013) [-]
how about now
#66 - mcfattyfatty (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh man, that's hot!
I'm so sorry.
User avatar #35 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
What about that argonian dude? He was actually awesome.
#73 - tehpwnz (06/28/2013) [-]
you wanted to marry him?
User avatar #77 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Um.
how in the fuck did you get any clue whatsoever about marriage? nowhere did I say that I wanted to marry him.
User avatar #80 - theshadowed (06/28/2013) [-]
They were discussing people they wanted to marry in Skyrim. You said 'What about the Argonian dude?'. What the fuck else did you mean
User avatar #81 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Well shit, I see that now.
Dammit.
I'll take my red thumbs now, please.
User avatar #82 - theshadowed (06/28/2013) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes
User avatar #83 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Its still sucks that you don't even find his body. correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he save you twice?
User avatar #84 - theshadowed (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeh, him. Only once I think. Poor Festus though. Excessive amount of arrows
User avatar #85 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
"oh he's dead, let's pound him into that tree over there with 50 MORE FUCKING ARROWS"

I'm sitting here scratching my head wondering why the hell the Empire didn't send 10 of those Penitus Oculatus fucks to Ulfric and get it over with.
#79 - wut 06/27/2013 on They do 0
#68 - wut 06/23/2013 on Ugly -1
#55 - I read it, thought nothing much of the picture and clicked nex… 06/14/2013 on Fairy Type Confirmed 0
#11 - Picture 06/11/2013 on Courteous 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Courteous -3
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#11 - repel (06/11/2013) [-]
#6 - Im going to...just...leave this here...  [+] (21 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Courteous +7
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#29 - Metallicock (06/11/2013) [-]
Ok I'm done now, I swear
#27 - Metallicock (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm having fun with this
#15 - Metallicock (06/11/2013) [-]
I made this one too
#14 - Metallicock (06/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
comment virginity raped?
#2 to #1 - repel (08/06/2013) [-]
I had like, one thing going for me. Anddddd now its gone.
User avatar #3 to #2 - elitehacker (08/06/2013) [-]
you are still a master race super blue name account
User avatar #4 to #3 - repel (08/06/2013) [-]
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