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Date Signed Up:1/30/2012
Last Login:2/04/2014
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#14 - Far too obvious. 1/10. Take a little pride in your wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Oh sweet Karma +55
#34 - morkish (09/12/2013) [-]
they did okay, let them learn
#11 - Good stuff.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2013 on WASH +1
User avatar #25 - fukkentyranitar (09/12/2013) [-]
What was that show called again? The last time I ever saw it was when I was 4.
User avatar #36 - renzard (09/13/2013) [-]
Freakazoid, nigga. Still as good as it used to be.
User avatar #37 - fukkentyranitar (09/13/2013) [-]
My nigga.
#658243 - 10/10 Like Skyrim with gunlances. 09/12/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#658195 - So, started playing Smite. Bakasura is so fun to play. 09/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#12 - Speaking from experience, giving a **** is easily… 09/11/2013 on lazy employee +4
#19 - Obviously you haven't experienced the gut-wrenching horror of … 09/11/2013 on OH LAWD! 0
#91 - Godspeed, you maginificent bastard. 09/11/2013 on Possibly a Bad Sign +2
#419 - Picture 09/10/2013 on Waffle falling over. +11
#5 - I miss Megas XLR.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on America's Plan For Syria +5
#10 - Lambda (09/07/2013) [-]
So do I.
#21 - ***** , you need Arrested Development in your life.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on License Plate +13
#43 - bigblacknegro (09/07/2013) [-]
#20 - Manny, why aren't you minding the shop? 09/04/2013 on Wat 0
#646193 - Well, **** it. Wanna tackle it duo?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #646196 - mindsculptorjace (09/01/2013) [-]
Sure.
#646165 - I don't blame you, it's a ****** place. 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#646089 - I suck far too hard to get out of the Bronze pit, so the icon …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #646092 - burningdash (09/01/2013) [-]
i want the frame and wardskin...

i got skill to get to silver... but not realy played much ranked
#646081 - Moving right along... Is everyone still scrambling …  [+] (18 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #646209 - SirSheepy (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm swagging it up at level 26 so I don't think I'll be getting any rewards this season.
User avatar #646252 - misterymisterman (09/01/2013) [-]
Level 26 master race.

we should play sometime if you're on EUWest. I'm TheNatmaster.
User avatar #646335 - SirSheepy (09/01/2013) [-]
Nah, NA.
User avatar #646189 - mindsculptorjace (09/01/2013) [-]
I'd like the skin, but 5 tiers is a lot solo...
User avatar #646193 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
Well, fuck it. Wanna tackle it duo?
User avatar #646196 - mindsculptorjace (09/01/2013) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #646170 - astraea (09/01/2013) [-]
im totally swagging in bronze yolo swag
User avatar #646162 - imnotkickthecat (09/01/2013) [-]
played my placements, put in silver, I dont even play elise. Stopped trying because I hate ranked.
User avatar #646165 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't blame you, it's a shitty place.
User avatar #646118 - Timmietim (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm going for gold right now.
User avatar #646110 - thycupcake (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm going to reach gold, not much problem there.
I have Mikro to play with, which makes 1 retard less each match.
User avatar #646084 - burningdash (09/01/2013) [-]
im gonna try get silver... not realy played ranked alot tho... but so far its a 2/2 win...
User avatar #646089 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
I suck far too hard to get out of the Bronze pit, so the icon will just have to be enough.
User avatar #646092 - burningdash (09/01/2013) [-]
i want the frame and wardskin...

i got skill to get to silver... but not realy played much ranked
#646083 - hargleblarg (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm more than content with Ward skin.
User avatar #646082 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
I got Silver II two days ago and was verily surprised.
Since I'm that high, I'm trying for gold a suppose. Not had much luck whilst in there though.
User avatar #646102 - burningdash (09/01/2013) [-]
did you solo or duo?
User avatar #646169 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
duo
#646066 - Not normally. But everyone's jammies are rumbled because of ou… 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#646059 - Protip: This will only end in blood. I'd quit while I was ahea… 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#646050 - Goddamnit, stepped on the landmine. Oh well, didn't need those… 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#646045 - If you're a regular, you should already know. If not, lurk and…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #646049 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh oh, telling him to lurk more sparked the previous argument.
Good luck.
User avatar #646050 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, stepped on the landmine. Oh well, didn't need those legs anyway.
#646033 - So what is this shiny new ********* about, exactly?  [+] (33 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #646056 - burningdash (09/01/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #646037 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
I asked who is gonnafly... Aaaaand there is the argument.
User avatar #1044718 - adunsaveme (09/01/2014) [-]
haha tarekmig you're such a newfriend c;
User avatar #646048 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
That is positively not what happened.. gonnaflys a usual on the board.. so instead of lurking and trying to get to his profile which would probably have taken you a few seconds less than it took you to ask who he is.. someone that stupid is either mentally unstable or going the way to start a shit storm. You brought it on yourself.
User avatar #646052 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah because replying with an answer is such hard job, i bet a war veteran couldn't do it. Yeah because calling me a newfag with random childish arguments is way helpful than telling me his profile, And plus i never mentioned if i lurk or not, so you have no idea. I do art works to people who give me keys or to people who make giveaways, which is basically more than just saying "omfg danks for da steem key d00d"...
User avatar #646063 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
I give away steam keys and make people complete puzzles to get them.. whats your point, how the fuck did you change the subject so subtle from asking a dumb question to being generous. It wasn't that it was hard to get you a fucking link.. but you could have easily have found one of his posts and gone straight to his profile instead of asking other people to do it for you, as if other people have so little going on that they should do something for you that would take you many seconds less.
#646059 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
Protip: This will only end in blood. I'd quit while I was ahead, if I were you.
#646058 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
You were the one who was literally just repeating my comments.
How can someone be so hypocritical, dear lord.
User avatar #646071 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
Why how the fuck can someone stand this.. is this what i used to sound like.
User avatar #646074 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
A bit, but at least you lurked.
User avatar #646076 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
thank god, if i saw my earlier posts i'd beat myself up.
User avatar #646064 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Repeating? Oh wait, so you can read?
#646068 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
such funny
such lols
wow
u r le fahnny man
pls becam comedi man
#646073 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
wow
such trol
i bet u made moot mad
such alpha
User avatar #646087 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP POSTING WHEN IT IS SO OBVIOUS NOBODY IS GOING TO AGREE OR EVEN TAKE A FUCKING SECOND TO CONTEMPLATE WHAT FUCKING SHIT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR THOUGHT SYSTEM!!

You made a mistake you should have found the profile yourself instead of making others take the trouble to go and get you a link, would it not have been easier to scroll down to one of his posts and just go to his profile through there?
User avatar #646097 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
yuvesh already helped me find the link, And you don't have to use caps to prove anything. I know i made a mistake, but this is over the fucking max, i don't see always people starting shitstorms for just asking for some help.
User avatar #646099 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
Welcome to VGB.
User avatar #646104 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
I never had any arguments on the VGB before, maybe because not all people are mad as sluge? Thank god i didn't give a fuck about his insults.
User avatar #646106 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
He wasn't insulting you he was helping you.
User avatar #646107 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
By calling me a newfag and going off topic to prove how wrong I am and insult me more? I don't really see that helpful...
User avatar #646109 - dragx (09/01/2013) [-]
Except you were wrong no subject was changed and again asking you to lurk was helpful.
User avatar #646115 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Anyway, explaining something to you is useless, you're just protecting him.
User avatar #646113 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Plus yeah, i don't want to lurk or whatever anything going to make me do that.
User avatar #646112 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
If i were aruging with someone who had respect and brain instead of some bean, i would accepted my loss in the argument from the start, but not with this guy, Nope. check comment #646086. He replied twice to me saying he can't understand what the fuck i am saying trying to go off topic because he doesn't have any better insult.
#646075 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
this really isn't helping your case
User avatar #646080 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah because acting like you is even worse.
Keep going off topic trying to insult me.
#646086 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
Are you possibly this kid?
That's what it feels like at the moment.
User avatar #646088 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
Are you 12? cause a kid is more mature than you.
User avatar #646090 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
#getrekt
User avatar #646091 - tarekmig (09/01/2013) [-]
i fuked ur mom
User avatar #646045 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
If you're a regular, you should already know. If not, lurk and/or focus on vidja-related topics. Pretty common procedure.
User avatar #646049 - sluge (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh oh, telling him to lurk more sparked the previous argument.
Good luck.
User avatar #646050 - renzard (09/01/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, stepped on the landmine. Oh well, didn't need those legs anyway.
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User avatar #66 - mindsculptorjace (08/04/2013) [-]
Huryy up foo!
User avatar #67 to #66 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
Taking a break, dood.
User avatar #65 - amissingmouse (02/16/2013) [-]
Hai ^^
User avatar #60 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
I was joking, I just wanted to see how people would react to that.
User avatar #61 to #60 - renzard (10/28/2012) [-]
I thought it was just coincidence. Totally got me.
User avatar #62 to #61 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
Haha, nah.

Really though, I wasn't really a fan of the first Borderlands, so I doubt I would like the second one. But honestly, the second one doesn't look too bad.

The other games I actually enjoy.
User avatar #63 to #62 - renzard (10/28/2012) [-]
The 2nd is great, but not too different from the first. I just found out they put creative mode out for the Xbox Minecraft, so i've been messing around with that.
User avatar #64 to #63 - goldenpotato (10/28/2012) [-]
I made like, one thing in creative mode. My friend also spawned a bunch of TNT and destroyed everything we had previously built, but I didn't remember that and saved it. That was that...lol.
#56 to #55 - renzard (08/11/2012) [-]
And what am I delivering, again?
#58 to #57 - renzard (08/11/2012) [-]
Totally don't play LoL, so...
#59 to #58 - johnmassacre (08/11/2012) [-]
there ya go
there ya go
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#45 - therandumbguy (04/23/2012) [-]
didnt kno if u had this or not but i kno u like assassins creed
didnt kno if u had this or not but i kno u like assassins creed
#46 to #47 - renzard (04/23/2012) [-]
Thanks, actually didn't have one.
Thanks, actually didn't have one.
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User avatar #35 - streetkiller (04/06/2012) [-]
whats ****** dom like? you nig ******* **** ****
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/06/2012) [-]
Hey you're a ****** man. Just FYI
User avatar #18 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
Hellllooooo?
User avatar #19 to #18 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
Yo dude, what's up?
User avatar #20 to #19 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
not much, just laughing and kinda sad at the same time
User avatar #21 to #20 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
And what's causing the laughing/sadness?
User avatar #22 to #21 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/HEY+PONYTIME/juzDGwh/272#272

i'm sure you had a similar experience with the picture you posted the other day
User avatar #23 to #22 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I saw that earlier. Felt it was just hating for hate's sake. Don't know why either, I haven't seen a whole lot of pony posts recently.
User avatar #24 to #23 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
exactly, you understand now how the show and hate is really seen, don't you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
I still kind of understand the dislike of ponies, but some people do it simply because their bored or because it's popular. It's kinda sad now.
User avatar #26 to #25 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
agreed, at first when it exploded onto Fj and it wasw everywhere, hate was acceptable, but now, for how few pony posts there are, the amount of pointless, uniformed hate is just wrong, and doesn't make sense
User avatar #27 to #26 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
It'll eventually die out, and FJers will go back to hating reposts and Justin Beiber like they always do. No worries.
User avatar #28 to #27 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
it's going to be along time, but you know what i fond really funny
User avatar #29 to #28 - renzard (03/14/2012) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #30 to #29 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
one of them called me a troll, and of course i asked him how am i a troll, no respose, and logs off lol, they can't answer me because i'm asking for reasons
User avatar #17 - KillenZehJews (03/14/2012) [-]
sup?
User avatar #9 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
sup
User avatar #10 to #9 - renzard (03/10/2012) [-]
Not much, you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
just woke up
User avatar #12 to #11 - renzard (03/10/2012) [-]
**** , i've been up for 5 hours. Morning sucks.
User avatar #14 to #12 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
so, what are you gonna do today
User avatar #15 to #14 - renzard (03/10/2012) [-]
Work, then get drunk. You?
User avatar #16 to #15 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
well, i just startd my dream spring break, only one at home, so basically loud music, and mlp marathon
User avatar #13 to #12 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
yes they do, but i'm happy
User avatar #4 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #5 to #4 - renzard (03/10/2012) [-]
Not a whole lot. You?
User avatar #6 to #5 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
about the same, and just thinking about a few things, but i didn't get an answer earlier, do you see the community a little differently than you did before
User avatar #7 to #6 - renzard (03/10/2012) [-]
Forgot to reply to that. Yeah, my views have changed somewhat. Also, am I the only one that appreciates the irony of your avatar and username while you convince people to be tolerant and understanding?
User avatar #8 to #7 - KillenZehJews (03/10/2012) [-]
i know, it's kinda funny, yet i think it also proves my point even more
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