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#283 - Yeah I can see how you relate to that, spooky **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
#293 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
Also remember one time where I kept going to sleep and getting pushed out of bed, kept having the same nightmare over and over and when I fell and hit the ground I would wake hitting the ground irl, years later when I was about 15-16 and asked my dad about it, my dad said he'd seen shit, said he'd sometimes see a man and a boy standing together in the hallway, one time he approached them and they sort of like some sort of shadow slide across the wall into the garage, when he got there both where waiting for him then said after blinking they where gone, my dad was pretty stunned when I told him about the dream thing, said the property was build by an old graveyard that was no longer around, just glad I've moved away from that place long ago.
#294 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
shit and this other time one of my brother friends came over and my brother tried to warn the guy hat "hey shit happens in this house" and the guy was like "oh naaah you guys just trying to mess with me" so later that night like at what I only assume midnight-ish maybe 1 or something was too young to really read clock or pay attention to them, kid starts screaming so my dad and brother go running to check it out, kid with tears going down his eyes shouting "I fucking saw someone, a man just stairing at me man!" all sorts of weird shit happen in that house, glad to be rid of it
#215 - -Cont -I stood there staring for a while, the gears clicki…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +2
#296 - dachief (09/14/2014) [-]
Something like this?
#257 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
fucking nope nope nooooope, reminds me the time I was about 6, went out of my bedroom to pee late at night and for whatever reason always had an uneasy feeling about a window, well this night when I looked at it as I always do, there was like this floating face like a mask almost no body or nothing I fucking ran to my parents bedroom and cried and slept with them for a damn week, to this day I still don't like windows I have my windows covered and thankfully my bathroom has no windows or anything, just your story reminded me of that and got me all full of chills.
#283 - rememorable (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see how you relate to that, spooky shit just always seems to go down outside people's windows. My family (Both nucleic and extended) all lived on my great grandfather's property and I would often hear them speaking about ghost encounters they had and whenever I told them my story I just got big fat "Meh"s and "You were just a kid"s. The only thing I could day that left me feeling uneasy about that incident was the feeling that my parents didn't care to even investigate.

There was this incident and then there was one just about a week after that I really didn't feel like posting because that one seems like it most definitely a case of mistaken identity or an overactive imagination.
I was laying in bed, the foot of my bed faces towards the doorway and just like the bathroom/front door setup when my bedroom door was open it blocked off the closet and when it was closed the closet was open (This design however was obviously intentional, the bathroom thing was just very bad foresight by the constructors)
-It's the middle of the day and my parents are at work, my cousin Kelly who was supposed to be baby sitting me took my sisters out for lunch and left me to myself
-I was playing Mario on a Gameboy Color that I had borrowed and died so I decided to go get a drink before trying again
-I put the console down then look up only to catch a hand sliding its way into the doorway. It was well up the doorway vertically so whatever it was had to be tall. The hand is thin, white, and had grossly elongated digits complete with the worst case of ingrown finger nails you've ever seen
-The hand extended over the door so I could see the base of arm, its fingers curled over the threshold and griped
-Ohgoditscoveringmyonlyescape.doom
-I hear a breath come from the doorway and in a panic I actually run for the door because it was the only way out. I get outside and into the main kitchen/living space area and turn around to see what my tormentor was and see only nothing
#293 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
Also remember one time where I kept going to sleep and getting pushed out of bed, kept having the same nightmare over and over and when I fell and hit the ground I would wake hitting the ground irl, years later when I was about 15-16 and asked my dad about it, my dad said he'd seen shit, said he'd sometimes see a man and a boy standing together in the hallway, one time he approached them and they sort of like some sort of shadow slide across the wall into the garage, when he got there both where waiting for him then said after blinking they where gone, my dad was pretty stunned when I told him about the dream thing, said the property was build by an old graveyard that was no longer around, just glad I've moved away from that place long ago.
#294 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
shit and this other time one of my brother friends came over and my brother tried to warn the guy hat "hey shit happens in this house" and the guy was like "oh naaah you guys just trying to mess with me" so later that night like at what I only assume midnight-ish maybe 1 or something was too young to really read clock or pay attention to them, kid starts screaming so my dad and brother go running to check it out, kid with tears going down his eyes shouting "I fucking saw someone, a man just stairing at me man!" all sorts of weird shit happen in that house, glad to be rid of it
#199 - Okay, now the story I'm about to put up is probable the closes…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +5
#215 - rememorable (09/13/2014) [-]
-Cont
-I stood there staring for a while, the gears clicking in place in my head discerning exactly what it was
-Results, 0
-And you know that only thing scarier than knowing exactly what it is, is not knowing what it is, especially when your a 5 year old kid
-I stood for just one more second, only long enough to see it move, it seemed to hover, like it didn't have legs, towards the rear of the car and come towards the door
-Nopenopenope.fuckthisiamoutofhere
-I bolt straight for my parents room upstairs and leap into their bed, they had a California king sized one so there was plenty of room and I went unnoticed
-I sit for about two minutes under the blankets but the dread still hangs in the air
-I climb out of bed and walk to the window of the room, which looks directly upon the parking space and if you look down, the front door
-I look at the car and whatever it is isn't there any more
-I would have simply turned away and went back into my parents' bed but then I heard it
-The scratch, it was subtle, like running the tip of your nail over glass lightly, but still loud enough to be heard from upstairs
-I look down and meet the eyes of the "Thing", its mouth still the only really visible feature curls into a wicked, large smile
-If looks could kill I would have died a thousand deaths by then
-My mind goes blank and I walk and fall into my parents bed and fall asleep
-Wake up the next morning and tell my parents and they simply nod and say "I see" and have nothing more of it

-Pic related, it's the Google Streetview of the house in which the incident took place at
#296 - dachief (09/14/2014) [-]
Something like this?
#257 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
fucking nope nope nooooope, reminds me the time I was about 6, went out of my bedroom to pee late at night and for whatever reason always had an uneasy feeling about a window, well this night when I looked at it as I always do, there was like this floating face like a mask almost no body or nothing I fucking ran to my parents bedroom and cried and slept with them for a damn week, to this day I still don't like windows I have my windows covered and thankfully my bathroom has no windows or anything, just your story reminded me of that and got me all full of chills.
#283 - rememorable (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see how you relate to that, spooky shit just always seems to go down outside people's windows. My family (Both nucleic and extended) all lived on my great grandfather's property and I would often hear them speaking about ghost encounters they had and whenever I told them my story I just got big fat "Meh"s and "You were just a kid"s. The only thing I could day that left me feeling uneasy about that incident was the feeling that my parents didn't care to even investigate.

There was this incident and then there was one just about a week after that I really didn't feel like posting because that one seems like it most definitely a case of mistaken identity or an overactive imagination.
I was laying in bed, the foot of my bed faces towards the doorway and just like the bathroom/front door setup when my bedroom door was open it blocked off the closet and when it was closed the closet was open (This design however was obviously intentional, the bathroom thing was just very bad foresight by the constructors)
-It's the middle of the day and my parents are at work, my cousin Kelly who was supposed to be baby sitting me took my sisters out for lunch and left me to myself
-I was playing Mario on a Gameboy Color that I had borrowed and died so I decided to go get a drink before trying again
-I put the console down then look up only to catch a hand sliding its way into the doorway. It was well up the doorway vertically so whatever it was had to be tall. The hand is thin, white, and had grossly elongated digits complete with the worst case of ingrown finger nails you've ever seen
-The hand extended over the door so I could see the base of arm, its fingers curled over the threshold and griped
-Ohgoditscoveringmyonlyescape.doom
-I hear a breath come from the doorway and in a panic I actually run for the door because it was the only way out. I get outside and into the main kitchen/living space area and turn around to see what my tormentor was and see only nothing
#293 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
Also remember one time where I kept going to sleep and getting pushed out of bed, kept having the same nightmare over and over and when I fell and hit the ground I would wake hitting the ground irl, years later when I was about 15-16 and asked my dad about it, my dad said he'd seen shit, said he'd sometimes see a man and a boy standing together in the hallway, one time he approached them and they sort of like some sort of shadow slide across the wall into the garage, when he got there both where waiting for him then said after blinking they where gone, my dad was pretty stunned when I told him about the dream thing, said the property was build by an old graveyard that was no longer around, just glad I've moved away from that place long ago.
#294 - whimsicalmagnus (09/13/2014) [-]
shit and this other time one of my brother friends came over and my brother tried to warn the guy hat "hey shit happens in this house" and the guy was like "oh naaah you guys just trying to mess with me" so later that night like at what I only assume midnight-ish maybe 1 or something was too young to really read clock or pay attention to them, kid starts screaming so my dad and brother go running to check it out, kid with tears going down his eyes shouting "I fucking saw someone, a man just stairing at me man!" all sorts of weird shit happen in that house, glad to be rid of it
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