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#37 - Thanks man. Seeing that someone put so much effort into helpin… 11/16/2012 on Are you feeling okay? +1
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User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
Nonsense, what you are feeling is exactly natural, and do NOT look down on yourself for it. Self pity is a killer, believe me; it does absolutely nothing good and lets only the bad come out.

Being a teenager is hard, believe me I've been there; the whole reason everyone has such trouble with it though is because they bring it upon themselves. Humans are pack animals, we always have been and (probably) always will be, we have an innate instinct and subconscious urge to belong to something bigger than ourselves. HOWEVER, this clashes with the teen desire for individuality, and finding out who you really are. As you can imagine, it brings about a lot of confused feelings and far more trouble than it's actually worth.

You've never had a girlfriend? That's fine, believe me, you do NOT want that type of trouble right now. I understand that you want to love someone and desire to be loved by another (and possibly have sexual relations on the side. You are male, after-all, it's in your genes to want sex). But the best possible advice I, or anyone can give you for that is to focus on your life and your goals, once you actually move towards reaching them, you will notice a very big and happy change in your life, and everything else will fall perfectly into place. This is what separates those who are born to be great, and those who are born to fizz out. When your main focus is anamalistic conquest (getting women, trying to be the biggest guy around, heavy drinking, proving you're manly, ect.) you will NEVER go far, because the standards for all these things changes; but when you KNOW what you want and plan how to get it all accordingly, the only thing you can be destined for is success (which, of curse, involves the love of your life, but she comes later). If you REALLY need that affection right now, turn to your friends, even a good female friend and see if you can't get a mutual relationship of sex, platonic love, and trust. (If you want to get a woman, I can tell you how to do that as well)

About your looks, there's nothing you can really do about it, but believe it or not, looks really don't matter. What you WANT is to feel good about how people perceive your physical features, but even that is small fry stuff. What matters is YOU, how YOU act, what YOU do. When you look at someone you admire, do you really admire them for their looks? Sure they look cool, or cute, or beautiful, but is that WHY? Of course not; it has to do with how they act, what they do, the way they talk, the way they move, the subtle hints and tips that they give off that you subconsciously pick up. All in all, confidence. When you have confidence, you may as well have the world at your finger-tips, because that is how it is going to respond. When you do well, people notice; when you KNOW you're doing well, and represent it in a calm and steady manner (everyone loves a calm and patient person) people will love and admire you, regardless of what you look like. (Can't get confidence? Solve this easily. Do something amazing. Go out, climb a mountain, build a ship, devote yourself to an art, master something. And everything you do in relation will come with your wisdom and mastery, and thus that confidence you air will show through-out your other activity's as well).

Lazy? I can't help you there, after-all, I can do everything in my power to make you change yourself around, but if you don't want too, you won't. You need to make the change yourself, YOU need to decide you want to change it around and work towards doing it, however long it might take. Are you willing to do that? Good, than you are on your way. Remember, in life, everyone has three choices; if you are happy, stay that way. If you are sad, change it. If you do not want to change it, wallow in your misery. What will you do, sir?

You get good grades? Good, that's a great start. I WISH I got good grades in school, even if only to impress myself.

Do you like to read? If not, get on it. I have three books I want you to read, and I will even give you links to the audiobooks so you don't have to pay for them and can listen while studying or sleeping or what-not.

The Art of War, Sun Zi (The art of war, as the name suggests, is a book dedicated to tactics and strategy on the battlefield. However, if you interpret it a bit differently, it is not only about the battle field, but life, and how you can properly face and defeat the obstacles you face in day to day life).

The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli (Much like the art of war, but while the art of war is personal and for ambition and achievement, the prince is for external use, dealing with others, and in social situations. The book itself is all about how princes should act to best maintain their position and popularity)

And finally, As Man Thinketh, James Allen (This book is all about how people think, literally, and why they think in such a manner. It goes further and explains that the very proof you are a higher, evolved being is simply because you think and can co-ordinate your thoughts to a proper degree)

Best of all, all three of these are not very long at all. The longest being 15 Chapters (three of which being about the author). Yet if you study and learn form these texts they can and WILL influence you in a positive and amazing way.

The last piece of advice I leave you with is this. While a superior man may excel to the ultimate border, the enlightened man realizes their ARE no borders. Realize your potential, expand your mind, reach a new mind-set with yourself and with the world. And always remember that giving up is the only real failure.

(The links to the books)


User avatar #37 - remembervodka (11/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Seeing that someone put so much effort into helping me out when you don't even know me really cheered me up. I'll get those books and give 'em a read. And what you said about girls. Wow, that helped out a ton. Seriously, I hope karma gives you all the things you want.
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I know lwamotorsport, he's my bro. Whatcha gon do 'bout it feggit?
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