I was trying to, but the sound didn't come out.

Hello, sir.

That was quite some punny content you uploaded there! Shame about the lack of thumbs, but I still thumbed up!

Meh, I don't mind. I just enjoy puns.

A sheep farmer complained that production was going slow.


I told him he needed more ram.

Well, I haven't seen anyone that depressed since the elephant sat on his wife.

Heh, you're good! So what else do you do for fun? Like hobbies?

Theater, singing, music, working on not having anxiety attacks.

A lot of friends I have on the internet seem to suffer from anxiety attacks.

I have horrible social anxiety, actually. That's why I hide on the internet

Well, you're always welcome to talk to me, if you need a friend!

Thank you very much.

You're welcome. I particularly noticed you because your face reminds me of a friend at work!

The first thing I thought when seeing this is: This is going in my Hiddles folder.

Ehe

Can we play now?

S-senpai.

Is this happening right now? Srsly?

Is senpai noticing me?

Bro. I hope you realize that it means nothing.
And the fact that people like you freak out over nothing makes me laugh.
I'm a sadistic fuck.

I don't understand?

you don't know about vectoring? or advanced digital art?
when you vector an image you can edit lines to suit the form you desire, then save them as an image and rotate them and adjust them to get the desired effect.
the feathers were pasted from a single image using a paintbrush tool in gimp, the shapes were made using inkscape, these programs are free online to download and work quite well, they also allow you to edit images to make transparent(no borders) and to make animations.

I see. Well, thanks for the tip.

yup, the things you can make using those programs are impressive when you get the hang of it.
this one took me 5 hours from paper to digital layering.

Thanks, bro.

I'm better. Just got back from physical therapy.

Sorry, bro. I deleted it because people felt the need to thumb down probably for the sole purpose that I'm a female on the internet.

Yeah, the fact that FJ bullies women then moan that women hate them is irritating.

Yeah. Anyway, what were you going to comment?

Pretty much what I just said, about the bullying women.

Ah, okay.

Oh. Oh my.

i found worse ones.

Oh.

see what i mean, much worse and this was in the safe for work section today.

Well hello there.

So you play Quidditch? Must be a blast :)

Indeed. Do I know you?

Dunno :/ Just thought I'd say hi just for the hell of it I guess...

No problem, bro.

Lol, hoorah for randomness

Such is my life.

You must have an epic life then.

Fucking tore my ACL playing Quidditch. You tell me.

Sounds really painful.

Fucking hurts like hell.
I have my MRI on Tuesday. Not so bad, right?
I have to wait until November 12th for my follow-up appointment before I can even schedule surgery. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

O_O That's insane, why such a long delay?

Because fuck me, that's why.
No, apparently people are such fucking assholes that they double and triple book my doctor in advance, so I can't even get the proper treatment I need. In the meantime, my leg can get more fucked up than it already is.

Damn, it's bull that they do that. I bet none of the them have need for immediate attention, really should be something like that in place where those who need help immediately should get pushed to the front of the "list" (damn taht sounded better in my head :/ )

Fucking hell, that not taht :|

They plan their emergencies/accidents in advance.

A planned emergency/accident... Can that even be considered an emergency/accident anymore? :/

No, I just call that a hypochondriac.

No painkillers or crutches/wheelchair?

Ah, touche

I'm pissed off as hell about this.
And I'm in a lot of pain. I can't walk properly.

Getting fucked as we speak.

Ah wonderfull, in which orophous?

All of them. Tentacle monsters, man.

Well this has been an educational chat, but, i must know more (I had some kalamari for dinner)

Nom nom nom

pics or dint' hsppen :{