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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Mitt Romney
Youtube Channel: America
Steam Profile: IntensifiedFreedom
Consoles Owned: The NASA console that sent 12 men to the moon
Video Games Played: Wargasm, Freedom: The Video Game, Tea Dumping Simulator 2014
X-box Gamertag: AllAmerican1776
PSN: EagleWorship1812
Interests: Freedom, Ponies,Eagles, America
Date Signed Up:11/11/2013
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:Kettering Ohio
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Content Ranking:#6770
Comment Ranking:#36255
Highest Content Rank:#1410
Highest Comment Rank:#3026
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Content Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -204 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -203 Comment: developing wizard powers
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Times Content Favorited:74 times
Total Comments Made:902
FJ Points:1382
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#12 - what you two pokefags talking about?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Fresh 0
#13 - rainbowdashsex (03/03/2015) [-]
is it rainbow dash?
i hope its rainbow dash
#14 - pyongyang (03/03/2015) [-]
you'll never get people randomly mentioning ponies in North Korea
#15 - kingsofthearena (03/03/2015) [-]
damn you themed accounts!
#16 - accountthree (03/03/2015) [-]
#129 - np 02/13/2015 on rekcufpikdum's profile 0
#127 - acivement unlocked made someone so mad they commented on m… 02/12/2015 on rekcufpikdum's profile 0
#56 - criticizing someone else for wanting attention tries to ge…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on FunnyJunk Has Spoken 0
User avatar #68 - lmOldGreg (02/12/2015) [-]
No one should crticize anything and everyone should just put up with irritating behaiour. Why did you even comment? It's just the internet.
User avatar #59 - davidavidson (02/12/2015) [-]
Lol, I'm just taking honest polls and posting them. It's alright to be upset and cry rekcufpikdum.... Let it out.
#69 - pyongyang Comment deleted by rekcufpikdum
#55 - says the guy deleting comments  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on FunnyJunk Has Spoken +1
User avatar #58 - davidavidson (02/12/2015) [-]
Nobody likes you
#70 - pyongyang Comment deleted by rekcufpikdum
#54 - Comment deleted 02/12/2015 on FunnyJunk Has Spoken -1
#53 - hes such a douche oh well, least he only posts crap stuff anyway 02/12/2015 on FunnyJunk Has Spoken +3
#51 - i said i liked themed accounts dude is blocking me for som…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on FunnyJunk Has Spoken +4
User avatar #52 - tranquilizer (02/12/2015) [-]
I read some of the other comments, and it turns out, he's an ass.
User avatar #53 - rekcufpikdum (02/12/2015) [-]
hes such a douche
oh well, least he only posts crap stuff anyway
#4 - Picture 02/06/2015 on Who would believe them anyway? -2
#75 - i didnt realise that because you didnt, until a few moments ag…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Theme Accounts that need to... 0
#79 - skeletorexplains (02/02/2015) [-]
And i explained RJ's status..Do i really gotta drag her over here to say "I condoned him to post this." for you to get it or?..

This isn't Criticism at all, That isn't even close. You were telling me to forgive a cunt for taking a cheap shot at my friend, and when i refused you decided to go for a low blow, THAT isn't Criticism.

Criticism is an Expression of disapproval, Not "SHE NOT GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK MAN JUST FORGIVE HIM!"

Every time you bring this up, I'm still going to stand by what i said, Bullying someone over skype over something as small as a fucking thumb is ridiculous and he can get fucked.

You keep trying to turn this around on me, but you've already got me painted in a light in your head so being Criticized at this point is kinda pissing in the wind, i don't fucking care? You asked to be unblocked, I did it. Now you wanna kick up old news, So out of the two of us, Who's being a cunt at this very moment?
User avatar #88 - jokexplain (02/02/2015) [-]
>>#77, You two stop this. I don't want my favorite pokephile and my best skele-bro killing each other.
User avatar #218 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
ignore him and his lies, ive tried to be reasonable with him and he throws it in my face
#96 - skeletorexplains (02/02/2015) [-]
He Literally started it and i'm the one that's being called out as Egotistical here? I'm either getting people Misquoting me or misquoting other people to use against me, I can't win against this shit. This is why i don't like 'Popular' accounts, They either switch the facts OR DON"T BOTHER ASKING

Seriously man, the shit on this fucking site *loud yelling continues as he walks off*
User avatar #98 - jokexplain (02/02/2015) [-]
In that case rip his ass out through his mouth

I know where my loyalties lie
#86 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
even raptorjesus has forgiven and forgotten, let it go let it go

i never asked you to unblock, you just decided to do that, which is nice of you

and no, i dont have a set negative opinion of you, you're egotistical, yes, but that doesnt mean i think you're a bad person. "you and i are both better than this" - me, 6 mins ago

now lets forget this bollocks that has transpired and be friends again
#89 - skeletorexplains (02/02/2015) [-]
...you asked..If anything you Begged to put it more accurately "Please Unblock me now" were roughly the words you used, People on my Unblock list i don't generally Unblock just because i feel like it.

I'm Egotistical? So far you seem to revel in the past and you're that desperate for me to forgive and forget, I'm not like that, I don't work like that nor can you force someone to do that. RJ forgave and forgot, Great, Good on her. But i personally don't like lying cunts who want to shift the blame from one person to another, For that he can continue to go fuck himself

It'd be easier to forget IF YOU DIDN"T BRING IT UP AT EVERY POST WE FUCKING MEET Holy fucking shit, It's like you think i have the memory span of a fucking house fly..
#212 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
ok, im sick of being the reasonable one here. Im trying to make nice between us, hell postingloudly and raptorjesusdiedfor get along, it was never your buisness in the first bloddy place. I never gave two fucks that you blocked me (you never post good content anyway) but if you lie like that, i not only dont like you, i dont respect you either

And i mention it because we have nothing else to talk about. you are a liar and an unpleasant person.
#216 - raptorjesusdiedfor (02/02/2015) [-]
here's an idea

Why not just not talk to each other?
#226 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
good idea, no amount of me being reasonable seems to convince him not to be a lying douche

Im sorry we got involved, the original argument really had nothing to do with me or skeletor, i just dont understand why he has to act like this
User avatar #227 - raptorjesusdiedfor (02/02/2015) [-]
You're both at fault really, it's long over now best not to talk about it
#238 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
i know, ive been a fool and let this situation get to me
User avatar #241 - raptorjesusdiedfor (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm not the one you should say sorry too
User avatar #244 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
considering how reasonable ive tried to be reasonable to him and his utter lies which i cannot abide by i dont think he deserves one. this was a situation about you and posting, you two are the ones me and skeletorexplains need to apologise to
User avatar #260 - misterspectre (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel really bad for bringing up anything now.
User avatar #262 - mudkipfucker (02/02/2015) [-]
its ok, its not your fault, me and him just rub each other the wrong way


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #128 - davidavidson (02/12/2015) [-]
I really appreciate the publicity m8..
User avatar #126 - davidavidson (02/12/2015) [-]
You account is so Impressive!

Kill yourself
User avatar #127 to #126 - rekcufpikdum (02/12/2015) [-]
acivement unlocked
made someone so mad they commented on my profile
gg pussy
no re
User avatar #123 - imboyo (01/14/2015) [-]
How does it feel that you can only **** post every 15 minutes at a time?
User avatar #124 to #123 - rekcufpikdum (01/15/2015) [-]
doesnt really bother me, i never really use this account anyway
User avatar #121 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Woah man, I cut myself on those edges
User avatar #119 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
I see what you're doing.
User avatar #120 to #119 - rekcufpikdum (08/04/2014) [-]
damn, ive been found out
#90 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
lets drink some Rekcufpikoolaid
#111 to #90 - rekcufpikdum (06/09/2014) [-]
Response to #110   
so? they benefit by being able to do business cheaply, the group receiving donations  benefits by having money and the economy benefits by having a sucsessfull buisness to buisness in their country   
Or we could tax the hell out of richer people, like what France does. This means they 						****					 off to other countries to do business
Response to #110
so? they benefit by being able to do business cheaply, the group receiving donations benefits by having money and the economy benefits by having a sucsessfull buisness to buisness in their country
Or we could tax the hell out of richer people, like what France does. This means they **** off to other countries to do business
User avatar #112 to #111 - konradkurze (06/09/2014) [-]
one extreme or the other doesnt work
neither does allowing the rich to psychotically hoard wealth to the point that since they lock so much away, the mints have to print more and the more notes means the lower value of each aka inflation, and the middle and lower classes suffer
User avatar #113 to #112 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
Would you rather they just give all their money away, risking their financial future and their kids inheritance? The trouble is with issues like this is that there is no real solution, we have to just accept that there's **** in the world we have to put up with, That doesn't make either side of this discussion a bad person
User avatar #114 to #113 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
easiest way is for them to actually spend their wealth, and not have enough money saved up for their great-grandkids to be well off like bill gates does

money is based off a system of rarity, yet as they keep printing more money the rarity drops, its overall value decreases and inflation goes up

back when we had the gold standard, when there was only ever so much gold to go around, those in power knew they had to spend their hoard in order for there to be wealth among the people for them to tax, and thus the gold circulated around

money started off like that but there came the problem of being able to print more as needed, so those in power didnt need to spend in order for the public to have any....so the rich keep their money and keep getting more from the public, its not circulating, just stockpiling,

one reference
back in WW2, some small island nation like the Philippines wanted to buy some boats off usa, but they couldnt afford each as fast as they wanted to so they just printed more, but then found out the more they had the less it was worth in exchange to the US currency, so they were still ******
User avatar #115 to #114 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
Bill Gates is pretty much the most charitable person on earth, but he just makes so much money, he cant give it away quick enough

Also, a lot of rick people have their money tied up in assets

The gold standard failed because the limited amount of gold meant that only so many people could be rich.

So you would have rich people just blow all their money? People can't just do that. thats how one becomes poor

User avatar #116 to #115 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
youre just taking things to extremes TRYING to pick ****

they dont have to spend ALL their money, just enough to curb and possibly lower inflation

acquisition of money is a failed system of greed thats taken peoples minds off what really matters in life and made everyone selfish ***** fighting each other to the death to the the one on top of the pile

one doesnt need to wallpaper their home with $100 bills to be happy, there is such a thing as being comfortable with modesty
thats what the american dream was about,,.having what you NEEDED to live on and just a bit more for vacations, not trying to compete with everyone on who has the biggest baddest most expensive collection of **** in their homes
User avatar #117 to #116 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
its Human nature though, to want whats best for your group family . this means creating a stable financial future for them.

and the American Dream is about becoming so rich you can give others the chance to also earn money
User avatar #118 to #117 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
no thats just programmed behaviour

human behavior extends outside the family because humans know we cant rely just on ourselves, we need others who we can trust......
and you cant exactly keep the family line going just trusting the family....unless youre a hillbilly who ***** family

and you have no clue about the american dream, it was about proper family, mom dad 2-3 kids and a dog.... neighborhood is a safe community where everyone knows each other, guaranteed jobs and stable incomes for all,
that kinda thing.....not a selfish packrat ideal of hoarding as much stuff as possible
#91 to #90 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
ok, but first lets put on our konrad-foiled hats on!
#92 to #91 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
keep telling yourself that kid
User avatar #93 to #92 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
arent you just following conspiracy theories like a sheep?
User avatar #94 to #93 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
right, because any time someone points out something bad the government does, its not real, its just a conspiracy

just ask Snowden and Manning, onces in prison for life and the other is exiled from usa for nothing, right?
User avatar #95 to #94 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah, but not everything the government does is bad, 9 times out of 10, they at least try to do the right thing
#97 to #96 - rekcufpikdum (05/29/2014) [-]
"Im not saying it was the Obama administration
but it is"
- Konradkrurze
User avatar #98 to #97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
the president is just the puppet / public face of who really controls things, and takes the blame instead of them

#99 to #98 - rekcufpikdum (05/29/2014) [-]
ah yes, the 8ft lizard people jews
ah yes, the 8ft lizard people jews
User avatar #100 to #99 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
not just jews, they are a player in the game but not the only one

the rothschilds and rockerfellers are in it too
User avatar #101 to #100 - rekcufpikdum (06/01/2014) [-]
Is this the 20s?

I dunno, i think president Wilson is doing a fine job, Lets hope we continue this path of banning alcohol and ignoring Germany
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (06/01/2014) [-]
as if they cant have kids and keep the family power going
User avatar #103 to #102 - rekcufpikdum (06/01/2014) [-]
so are you just against people becoming rich, and creating jobs, or just resentful?
User avatar #104 to #103 - konradkurze (06/01/2014) [-]
theres a difference between being rich, and hoarding ridiculous amounts of material wealth that mints have to print more money, lower the value of money overall, and create inflation because of it
#105 to #104 - rekcufpikdum (06/02/2014) [-]
and i suppose if you were rich, you'll be "charitable" i.e. making the poor and lazy dependent on handouts ... pl-ease
User avatar #106 to #105 - konradkurze (06/02/2014) [-]
no if i was part of the rich elite id work for lower pay to ensure my employees get paid something they could live on
#107 to #106 - rekcufpikdum (06/04/2014) [-]
Im sure everyone who makes money says that, acts all noble like the sun shines out of your ass, but if you were to make money. you'll spend it on yourself and your family. Im sure your wife and kids would object to you giving your money to some lazy drugged up hobo
User avatar #108 to #107 - konradkurze (06/04/2014) [-]
how does paying my workers better mean putting money in the hands of hobos

take a look at costco sometime, they pay their employees pretty well, while ill guess you'd pay yours walmart poverty wages
#109 to #108 - rekcufpikdum (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll pay workers what they deserve, not what they want   
Also, rich people and job creators are some of the most charitable people out there, just saying
I'll pay workers what they deserve, not what they want
Also, rich people and job creators are some of the most charitable people out there, just saying
User avatar #110 to #109 - konradkurze (06/09/2014) [-]
as if they dont claim all their charity donations back come tax time
#85 - konradkurze (05/20/2014) [-]
Rek wants people to speak american?
#86 to #85 - rekcufpikdum (05/20/2014) [-]
what can i say? Im a Patriotic American, its my National right!
User avatar #87 to #86 - konradkurze (05/20/2014) [-]
< Reks version of freedom

FREEDOM TIME (18+) 4th of July Special
#82 to #81 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
yfw you are pure straight
#83 to #82 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
**rekcufpikdum rolled image**
mudkip's FW he commits sodomy
User avatar #84 to #83 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**** dude, hes creepy enough already without a face like that
#68 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will rekcufpikdum spend forever in heaven being ****** in the butt by ************
User avatar #69 to #68 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
**rekcufpikdum rolls 66**
************ wont get into heaven anyway, what with being a fag limey and all ;)
User avatar #71 to #69 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will rekcufpikdum end up in hell with all the FJ mods
User avatar #72 to #71 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
with all these 3s you're like the anti-valve
#74 to #72 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**   
will rekcufpikdum get 						******					 in the butt by Admin-Satan
**konradkurze rolls 1**
will rekcufpikdum get ****** in the butt by Admin-Satan
User avatar #77 to #76 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
hes gonna ban your black cherry

anal virginity lost
User avatar #78 to #77 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
but the ass is an exit
User avatar #79 to #78 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
and Admin violates traffic laws

hes like a limey driving on american roads....driving the wrong way against traffic
User avatar #70 to #69 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
i got dubs
what do, konrankruze?
User avatar #73 to #70 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
well both 6's means 'if you want' and you must reallly really want no mudkips in heaven
User avatar #75 to #73 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
no mudkips is best mudkips
#67 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - konradkurze (03/28/2014) [-]
*votes rekcufpikdum for president of Luxembourg*
#62 to #61 - rekcufpikdum (03/29/2014) [-]
Isnt that one of those countries we liberated?
User avatar #63 to #62 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
its that teeny tiny dot stuck between france germany and belgium
User avatar #64 to #63 - rekcufpikdum (03/29/2014) [-]
We liberated them, so by proxy, we must of Liberated Luxembourg

You're welcome Luxembourg
#59 - konradkurze (03/26/2014) [-]
the way america's going soon enough we will be the United States of Earth
#57 - anonexplains (03/26/2014) [-]
C'mon man, i thought you were cool.
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
your theme song

The Pretenders - My City Was Gone (Remastered)
User avatar #53 to #52 - rekcufpikdum (03/05/2014) [-]
America Fuck Yeah!

My theme song is this
User avatar #54 to #53 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
this ones better

[SFM] America
#55 to #54 - rekcufpikdum (03/05/2014) [-]
that is indeed a good version
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (02/11/2014) [-]
you assbiscuit
User avatar #50 to #49 - rekcufpikdum (02/12/2014) [-]
what it is european?
User avatar #45 - whomadewho (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - whomadewho (01/11/2014) [-]
why the add?
User avatar #48 to #47 - rekcufpikdum (01/12/2014) [-]
I assume its because you're an awesome patriot
and i added all the top 10 content OC makers Therefore your;'re better than the likes of mudkip ******
User avatar #38 - rottingcarcass (11/27/2013) [-]
Im not trying to be an ass, just curious as to why you are still trying for the negative levels? I mean, the pink text was taken so I cant think of any other reasons to try for red thumbs. Unless you enjoy it then carry on.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rekcufpikdum (11/29/2013) [-]
i didn't know
who got it?

On a related note, i managed to get +415 thumbs on a comments on this account, my best comment in a few weeks. i suck at trolling
User avatar #42 to #39 - jbgotswag (01/07/2014) [-]
orrisic, who got banned because of it, lol she got trolled hard. lolololololololol
User avatar #43 to #42 - eanirae (01/09/2014) [-]
So that means, by getting trolls to -400, they get banned?!
#44 to #43 - anonexplains (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah... don't get any ideas. i'll just be a bad troll again till I get a bunch of greens
User avatar #40 to #39 - rottingcarcass (11/29/2013) [-]
I cant recall the account name. But ever since it was won all the trolls on this site went down by about half.
User avatar #41 to #40 - rekcufpikdum (11/29/2013) [-]
ive noticed there was less trolling, i can't believe i missed the news
#28 - McBalls (11/13/2013) [-]
Keep on rockin, brother
Keep on rockin, brother
User avatar #29 to #28 - rekcufpikdum (11/13/2013) [-]
dont encourage me, i'm a terrible troll and the epitome of what is wrong with funnyjunk this week
#30 to #29 - McBalls (11/13/2013) [-]
False, people are believing you. You are fantabulous babe.
User avatar #35 to #30 - rekcufpikdum (11/13/2013) [-]
but i'm getting more green than red
User avatar #23 - optimos (11/12/2013) [-]
I was wondering why you had mentioned me in a comment, then I visited your profile comment section and I found out the secret of your username.

Good luck trolling
User avatar #24 to #23 - mudkipfucker (11/12/2013) [-]
i'm sorry about saying bad things with this account
I also have another, more subtle troll account
User avatar #51 to #37 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
homo biscuit
#25 to #24 - optimos (11/12/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry
User avatar #26 to #25 - mudkipfucker (11/12/2013) [-]
i feel guilty about being an arse, though
User avatar #19 - hahahaheidi (11/12/2013) [-]
holy **** I fell for it
User avatar #21 to #19 - rekcufpikdum (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if i'm a dick to you on this account, i still love you
User avatar #27 to #21 - hahahaheidi (11/12/2013) [-]
haha nah like I said I laughed at what you said, I literally just didn't realize it was you
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