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Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Mitt Romney
Youtube Channel: America
Steam Profile: IntensifiedFreedom
Consoles Owned: The NASA console that sent 12 men to the moon
Video Games Played: Wargasm, Freedom: The Video Game, Tea Dumping Simulator 2014
X-box Gamertag: AllAmerican1776
PSN: EagleWorship1812
Interests: Freedom, Ponies,Eagles, America
Date Signed Up:11/11/2013
Last Login:12/11/2014
Location:Kettering Ohio
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    Every Fucking Time Every Fucking Time
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#1 - Czech republic also has loose drug laws and also has prett…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Opposite +15
User avatar #10 - stupro (11/15/2014) [-]
That's because Heisenberg exports his product over there.
#5 - majkl (11/15/2014) [-]
Czech republic has decriminalized marihuana (your loose drug laws) not crystal meth...
#54 - juha (11/16/2014) [-]
#19 - It took me 6 days to remember to log into this account again 10/30/2014 on zyconx's profile 0
#17 - probably  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on zyconx's profile 0
User avatar #18 - zyconx (10/24/2014) [-]
It took you 5 minutes to sign in to that account, just so you could comment.
gg kido den/den
User avatar #19 - rekcufpikdum (10/30/2014) [-]
It took me 6 days to remember to log into this account again
#29 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Happy Birthday +73
User avatar #84 - otherusername (10/21/2014) [-]
so is this from a real porn movie or just a picture thats funny?
User avatar #91 - chrislafff (10/21/2014) [-]
pretty sure its real
#9 - It is kinda weird Toys R Us are selling Breaking Bad stuff, i…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Breaking Bad Meth at Toys R Us +152
#87 - pitifulsoul (10/21/2014) [-]
**pitifulsoul rolled image**
Toys R Us = toys
Kids R Us = kids

Sure there's a LOT of overlap, but it's still a toy, so...

if I roll a sex toy, senpai must notice me
#102 - notorc (10/21/2014) [-]
**notorc rolled image**
lol faggit
#104 - pitifulsoul (10/21/2014) [-]
You don't know what's behind there
#108 - notorc (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 - pitifulsoul (10/21/2014) [-]
He has a toy up his butt and is crossdressing/dancing seductively
User avatar #110 - notorc (10/21/2014) [-]
Das gey bro
#111 - pitifulsoul (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - toddingram (10/21/2014) [-]
i always thought it was for the older adult collecters. I mean i remember going there once and seeing battlestar galactica and dr.who type toys get their own section and i though it was weird for the same reason
#19 - tekoronia (10/21/2014) [-]
Toys R Us have an grown up section, the action figures in question are 15+. The question is if Toys R Us should have a grown up section or if they should leave it to comic book stores.
User avatar #27 - sketchE (10/21/2014) [-]
go into toys r us and look at the toy animals they have. genitalia and all. they sell M rated games as well which isnt exactly family friendly. hell the families that go into the store arent family freindly. exept the guy who bought gta for his daughter so she would know how fucked up the world really is. he was cool
User avatar #25 - VincentKing (10/21/2014) [-]
lets take this one step further though, why blame toys r us? It's the toy companies that make it that are in question. Once they have the contract, they can then say "Hey, we are making breaking bad toys, is that cool?" And once they say yes, they can market the toys any way they want
#17 - Picture 10/21/2014 on what did i do wrong +57
#24 - gamers always play the victim card man up, no matter what …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Then and Now -6
User avatar #94 - herbolifee (10/17/2014) [-]
Not liking my hobby doesn't. Making a propaganda-filled YouTube channel with the sole purpose of making our hobby look bad because it doesn't satisfy your nazi-feministic needs DOES make you a bad person.
But yeah, I personally don't really give a shit. I just play my games and all those people can suck my asshole.
User avatar #26 - jakerszzzz (10/17/2014) [-]
Implying we have other cards beside the victim one?
It's not like we're the perpetrators.
#47 - i am hes a faggot im not  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Teenage letter to Times -33
#171 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
Dude, you made Beiber get greens. I think you need to re-evaluate your choices
#321492 - everyone can love America because America 09/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#9 - 1. he's retarded 2. he ***** deers confir…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on oh dear 0
#10 - anonymousfinn (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're just trolling, okay. I thought you noticed some sign somewhere or something like that

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User avatar #119 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
I see what you're doing.
User avatar #120 to #119 - rekcufpikdum (08/04/2014) [-]
damn, ive been found out
#90 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
lets drink some Rekcufpikoolaid
#111 to #90 - rekcufpikdum (06/09/2014) [-]
Response to #110   
so? they benefit by being able to do business cheaply, the group receiving donations  benefits by having money and the economy benefits by having a sucsessfull buisness to buisness in their country   
Or we could tax the hell out of richer people, like what France does. This means they 						****					 off to other countries to do business
Response to #110
so? they benefit by being able to do business cheaply, the group receiving donations benefits by having money and the economy benefits by having a sucsessfull buisness to buisness in their country
Or we could tax the hell out of richer people, like what France does. This means they **** off to other countries to do business
User avatar #112 to #111 - konradkurze (06/09/2014) [-]
one extreme or the other doesnt work
neither does allowing the rich to psychotically hoard wealth to the point that since they lock so much away, the mints have to print more and the more notes means the lower value of each aka inflation, and the middle and lower classes suffer
User avatar #113 to #112 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
Would you rather they just give all their money away, risking their financial future and their kids inheritance? The trouble is with issues like this is that there is no real solution, we have to just accept that there's **** in the world we have to put up with, That doesn't make either side of this discussion a bad person
User avatar #114 to #113 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
easiest way is for them to actually spend their wealth, and not have enough money saved up for their great-grandkids to be well off like bill gates does

money is based off a system of rarity, yet as they keep printing more money the rarity drops, its overall value decreases and inflation goes up

back when we had the gold standard, when there was only ever so much gold to go around, those in power knew they had to spend their hoard in order for there to be wealth among the people for them to tax, and thus the gold circulated around

money started off like that but there came the problem of being able to print more as needed, so those in power didnt need to spend in order for the public to have any....so the rich keep their money and keep getting more from the public, its not circulating, just stockpiling,

one reference
back in WW2, some small island nation like the Philippines wanted to buy some boats off usa, but they couldnt afford each as fast as they wanted to so they just printed more, but then found out the more they had the less it was worth in exchange to the US currency, so they were still ******
User avatar #115 to #114 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
Bill Gates is pretty much the most charitable person on earth, but he just makes so much money, he cant give it away quick enough

Also, a lot of rick people have their money tied up in assets

The gold standard failed because the limited amount of gold meant that only so many people could be rich.

So you would have rich people just blow all their money? People can't just do that. thats how one becomes poor

User avatar #116 to #115 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
youre just taking things to extremes TRYING to pick ****

they dont have to spend ALL their money, just enough to curb and possibly lower inflation

acquisition of money is a failed system of greed thats taken peoples minds off what really matters in life and made everyone selfish ***** fighting each other to the death to the the one on top of the pile

one doesnt need to wallpaper their home with $100 bills to be happy, there is such a thing as being comfortable with modesty
thats what the american dream was about,,.having what you NEEDED to live on and just a bit more for vacations, not trying to compete with everyone on who has the biggest baddest most expensive collection of **** in their homes
User avatar #117 to #116 - rekcufpikdum (06/10/2014) [-]
its Human nature though, to want whats best for your group family . this means creating a stable financial future for them.

and the American Dream is about becoming so rich you can give others the chance to also earn money
User avatar #118 to #117 - konradkurze (06/10/2014) [-]
no thats just programmed behaviour

human behavior extends outside the family because humans know we cant rely just on ourselves, we need others who we can trust......
and you cant exactly keep the family line going just trusting the family....unless youre a hillbilly who ***** family

and you have no clue about the american dream, it was about proper family, mom dad 2-3 kids and a dog.... neighborhood is a safe community where everyone knows each other, guaranteed jobs and stable incomes for all,
that kinda thing.....not a selfish packrat ideal of hoarding as much stuff as possible
#91 to #90 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
ok, but first lets put on our konrad-foiled hats on!
#92 to #91 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
keep telling yourself that kid
User avatar #93 to #92 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
arent you just following conspiracy theories like a sheep?
User avatar #94 to #93 - konradkurze (05/27/2014) [-]
right, because any time someone points out something bad the government does, its not real, its just a conspiracy

just ask Snowden and Manning, onces in prison for life and the other is exiled from usa for nothing, right?
User avatar #95 to #94 - rekcufpikdum (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah, but not everything the government does is bad, 9 times out of 10, they at least try to do the right thing
#97 to #96 - rekcufpikdum (05/29/2014) [-]
"Im not saying it was the Obama administration
but it is"
- Konradkrurze
User avatar #98 to #97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
the president is just the puppet / public face of who really controls things, and takes the blame instead of them

#99 to #98 - rekcufpikdum (05/29/2014) [-]
ah yes, the 8ft lizard people jews
ah yes, the 8ft lizard people jews
User avatar #100 to #99 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
not just jews, they are a player in the game but not the only one

the rothschilds and rockerfellers are in it too
User avatar #101 to #100 - rekcufpikdum (06/01/2014) [-]
Is this the 20s?

I dunno, i think president Wilson is doing a fine job, Lets hope we continue this path of banning alcohol and ignoring Germany
User avatar #102 to #101 - konradkurze (06/01/2014) [-]
as if they cant have kids and keep the family power going
User avatar #103 to #102 - rekcufpikdum (06/01/2014) [-]
so are you just against people becoming rich, and creating jobs, or just resentful?
User avatar #104 to #103 - konradkurze (06/01/2014) [-]
theres a difference between being rich, and hoarding ridiculous amounts of material wealth that mints have to print more money, lower the value of money overall, and create inflation because of it
#105 to #104 - rekcufpikdum (06/02/2014) [-]
and i suppose if you were rich, you'll be "charitable" i.e. making the poor and lazy dependent on handouts ... pl-ease
User avatar #106 to #105 - konradkurze (06/02/2014) [-]
no if i was part of the rich elite id work for lower pay to ensure my employees get paid something they could live on
#107 to #106 - rekcufpikdum (06/04/2014) [-]
Im sure everyone who makes money says that, acts all noble like the sun shines out of your ass, but if you were to make money. you'll spend it on yourself and your family. Im sure your wife and kids would object to you giving your money to some lazy drugged up hobo
User avatar #108 to #107 - konradkurze (06/04/2014) [-]
how does paying my workers better mean putting money in the hands of hobos

take a look at costco sometime, they pay their employees pretty well, while ill guess you'd pay yours walmart poverty wages
#109 to #108 - rekcufpikdum (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll pay workers what they deserve, not what they want   
Also, rich people and job creators are some of the most charitable people out there, just saying
I'll pay workers what they deserve, not what they want
Also, rich people and job creators are some of the most charitable people out there, just saying
User avatar #110 to #109 - konradkurze (06/09/2014) [-]
as if they dont claim all their charity donations back come tax time
#85 - konradkurze (05/20/2014) [-]
Rek wants people to speak american?
#86 to #85 - rekcufpikdum (05/20/2014) [-]
what can i say? Im a Patriotic American, its my National right!
User avatar #87 to #86 - konradkurze (05/20/2014) [-]
< Reks version of freedom

FREEDOM TIME (18+) 4th of July Special
#82 to #81 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
yfw you are pure straight
#83 to #82 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
**rekcufpikdum rolled image**
mudkip's FW he commits sodomy
User avatar #84 to #83 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**** dude, hes creepy enough already without a face like that
#68 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will rekcufpikdum spend forever in heaven being ****** in the butt by ************
User avatar #69 to #68 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
**rekcufpikdum rolls 66**
************ wont get into heaven anyway, what with being a fag limey and all ;)
User avatar #71 to #69 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will rekcufpikdum end up in hell with all the FJ mods
User avatar #72 to #71 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
with all these 3s you're like the anti-valve
#74 to #72 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**   
will rekcufpikdum get 						******					 in the butt by Admin-Satan
**konradkurze rolls 1**
will rekcufpikdum get ****** in the butt by Admin-Satan
User avatar #77 to #76 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
hes gonna ban your black cherry

anal virginity lost
User avatar #78 to #77 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
but the ass is an exit
User avatar #79 to #78 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
and Admin violates traffic laws

hes like a limey driving on american roads....driving the wrong way against traffic
User avatar #70 to #69 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
i got dubs
what do, konrankruze?
User avatar #73 to #70 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [-]
well both 6's means 'if you want' and you must reallly really want no mudkips in heaven
User avatar #75 to #73 - rekcufpikdum (05/11/2014) [-]
no mudkips is best mudkips
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User avatar #61 - konradkurze (03/28/2014) [-]
*votes rekcufpikdum for president of Luxembourg*
#62 to #61 - rekcufpikdum (03/29/2014) [-]
Isnt that one of those countries we liberated?
User avatar #63 to #62 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
its that teeny tiny dot stuck between france germany and belgium
User avatar #64 to #63 - rekcufpikdum (03/29/2014) [-]
We liberated them, so by proxy, we must of Liberated Luxembourg

You're welcome Luxembourg
#59 - konradkurze (03/26/2014) [-]
the way america's going soon enough we will be the United States of Earth
#57 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
C'mon man, i thought you were cool.
User avatar #52 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
your theme song

The Pretenders - My City Was Gone (Remastered)
User avatar #53 to #52 - rekcufpikdum (03/05/2014) [-]
America Fuck Yeah!

My theme song is this
User avatar #54 to #53 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
this ones better

[SFM] America
#55 to #54 - rekcufpikdum (03/05/2014) [-]
that is indeed a good version
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (02/11/2014) [-]
you assbiscuit
User avatar #50 to #49 - rekcufpikdum (02/12/2014) [-]
what it is european?
User avatar #45 - whomadewho (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - whomadewho (01/11/2014) [-]
why the add?
User avatar #48 to #47 - rekcufpikdum (01/12/2014) [-]
I assume its because you're an awesome patriot
and i added all the top 10 content OC makers Therefore your;'re better than the likes of mudkip ******
User avatar #38 - rottingcarcass (11/27/2013) [-]
Im not trying to be an ass, just curious as to why you are still trying for the negative levels? I mean, the pink text was taken so I cant think of any other reasons to try for red thumbs. Unless you enjoy it then carry on.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rekcufpikdum (11/29/2013) [-]
i didn't know
who got it?

On a related note, i managed to get +415 thumbs on a comments on this account, my best comment in a few weeks. i suck at trolling
User avatar #42 to #39 - jbgotswag (01/07/2014) [-]
orrisic, who got banned because of it, lol she got trolled hard. lolololololololol
User avatar #43 to #42 - eanirae (01/09/2014) [-]
So that means, by getting trolls to -400, they get banned?!
#44 to #43 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah... don't get any ideas. i'll just be a bad troll again till I get a bunch of greens
User avatar #40 to #39 - rottingcarcass (11/29/2013) [-]
I cant recall the account name. But ever since it was won all the trolls on this site went down by about half.
User avatar #41 to #40 - rekcufpikdum (11/29/2013) [-]
ive noticed there was less trolling, i can't believe i missed the news
#28 - McBalls (11/13/2013) [-]
Keep on rockin, brother
Keep on rockin, brother
User avatar #29 to #28 - rekcufpikdum (11/13/2013) [-]
dont encourage me, i'm a terrible troll and the epitome of what is wrong with funnyjunk this week
#30 to #29 - McBalls (11/13/2013) [-]
False, people are believing you. You are fantabulous babe.
User avatar #35 to #30 - rekcufpikdum (11/13/2013) [-]
but i'm getting more green than red
User avatar #23 - optimos (11/12/2013) [-]
I was wondering why you had mentioned me in a comment, then I visited your profile comment section and I found out the secret of your username.

Good luck trolling
User avatar #24 to #23 - mudkipfucker (11/12/2013) [-]
i'm sorry about saying bad things with this account
I also have another, more subtle troll account
User avatar #51 to #37 - zyconx (02/17/2014) [-]
homo biscuit
#25 to #24 - optimos (11/12/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry
User avatar #26 to #25 - mudkipfucker (11/12/2013) [-]
i feel guilty about being an arse, though
User avatar #19 - hahahaheidi (11/12/2013) [-]
holy **** I fell for it
User avatar #21 to #19 - rekcufpikdum (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if i'm a dick to you on this account, i still love you
User avatar #27 to #21 - hahahaheidi (11/12/2013) [-]
haha nah like I said I laughed at what you said, I literally just didn't realize it was you
User avatar #22 to #21 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
#17 - Dwarf (11/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6469515 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Best troll.
User avatar #18 to #17 - rekcufpikdum (11/12/2013) [-]
**rekcufpikdum rolled user instakill **

worst midget
User avatar #20 to #18 - instakill (11/12/2013) [-]
no, I'm the world's tallest midget
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