because i hate all you losers that made funnyjunk the way it is today........it was nice having it while it lasted in the beginning and then all you immigrants showed up and polluted the site

Ive had a profile for 30 minutes. sorry I ruined your internet sanctuary.

well. that is not going to happen.

honey, sweety, pumpkin, don't get all weird and shit.....it was a figure of speech.....besides.....you can't really use a magnifying glass on a computer screen

mmmmmm k. youre right you cant, so it would just be a waste of effort for me.

why of course it would be a man of my looks and power would consider deserving something more......uummm what the word i'm looking for.....geee.....maybe you can help me out

everything you just said made no sense and sounded completely illiterate.

i figured it would.....i think it's a blonde thing......

oh and "it would just be a waste of effort for me" that's totally literate

no, quite frankly, it isnt. you must be someone who hides behind their computer and gets reassurance from picking on people on the internet to get through your completely uninteresting, understimulating life.

hmm...interesting assumption...considering my profile picture has nothing to do with me, that alone would solve my uninteresting problem...and i'm hardly on the internet to begin with...considering i will be married in about 16 days or so......and my life has enough stimulation....if you know what i mean

i cant help but say congradulations, because i'm a girl. but honnestly, i did not mean to upload any pictures there in the first place.

yea i know i was just giving a newbie a hard time.......no hard feelings kiddo......i'm mad because i can't sleep....and it's almost 2.30 and i have to be up early cuz it's easter 2morrow....church and family events.....shit i can go on......

well its 5 am here. good thing all my family does is go to golden corral and make fun of the masses on holidays.

oh hey yea a word of advise.....the pics that u posted of you on the main site....it would prolly be in your best interest to delete them....trust me some guys on here....well u don't wanna know....u might end up in the NSFW section....and u don't want that lol

i deleted them like 15 minutes ago. things got weird.

yes really quick.....you will soon come to realize this site is probably filled with over weight, bald, hairy, sweaty men that live in their mom's basement

undercooked food is alright because I always order something not meat related. See, Im smart like that. As for fat, bald, basement dwellers: If they post funny shit, let them stalk me.


Just kidding. completely.

so u vegetarian or something......or vegan cuz i know there is a difference just can't make out the two

lucky i wish i had that problem......oh we have a golden coral here too.....sweet place....i mean better than most buffets.....

well. in my town we have a little chinease buffet and its completely grotesque but i love going there. they yell at each other in chinease and over cook the food, its great.

good times.....nothing more entertaining than grown chinese men yelling profanities at each other in their native tongue

EXACTLY! only my best friend will go with me because he understands my enthatuation with the place. everyone else wont because their aware of the illnesses associated with their food.

undercooked chicken or pork....yea probably not in your best interest to stuff your stomach full of that

i leik cake

yea thats right.....only cool slick joisey bois leik cake

damn straight
because joisy is disconnected from the rest of the US

damn straight......please by all means keep it that way.....we don't want you breeding with our young and polluting our fucked up society........we have enough spray tanning and hair gel to go around in california

hahaha ! that made me smile (: