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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

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#660 - either way, the way to deal with them is the same way to deal …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
#672 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
All SJW's and Feminazi's in the future sitting and grumbling this as they shit into their colostomy bags and slip into senile insanity.
#653 - i think you misread my comment. that's the reason why i don't …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
User avatar #656 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh I was not insinuating that you yourself were to do it, I was simply replying to your stating that 'it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one.'
User avatar #660 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
either way, the way to deal with them is the same way to deal with excessively religious people.
calm, patient, logical.
we will win when the media turns to favour us.
#672 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
All SJW's and Feminazi's in the future sitting and grumbling this as they shit into their colostomy bags and slip into senile insanity.
#642 - that is the only reason i have so far not to do it. it's a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
User avatar #651 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
No it is not. Fighting SJW's and Feminazi's with anger and violence is exactly what they want. When they are attacked they are given the ammunition they need to spread the ideal that they're 'victims' and that those who attacked them are 'furthering' the so called male patriarchy and all that bullshit. Pitty is a powerful weapon used to attract to the masses who are weak minded and cannot think for themselves and flock to the side of SJW's and Feminazi's because they see words more complex than 'the' in a blog, comment, or article made by the hateful cretins. I know these kind of people, my father was exactly like this. They aim to destroy all the happy things in life that don't mesh with them and when they're brought to explain their actions or rectify them their bottom lip begins to quiver and they pretend their actions were 'forced', they weren't at fault, or they simply play ignorant to their deeds.
User avatar #653 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
i think you misread my comment. that's the reason why i don't attack them.
same reason why i didn't go into GameCity in october: because quinn was going to be there and if i went, i wouldn't have been able to stop myself
User avatar #656 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh I was not insinuating that you yourself were to do it, I was simply replying to your stating that 'it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one.'
User avatar #660 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
either way, the way to deal with them is the same way to deal with excessively religious people.
calm, patient, logical.
we will win when the media turns to favour us.
#672 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
All SJW's and Feminazi's in the future sitting and grumbling this as they shit into their colostomy bags and slip into senile insanity.
#195 - signed 12/12/2014 on GG GG 0
#640 - stoop to their level? i'd do the world a ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
User avatar #641 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
And then more would pop up and use your deed as all the more pity fuel to spread their ideals as 'justified'.
User avatar #642 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
that is the only reason i have so far not to do it.
it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one
User avatar #651 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
No it is not. Fighting SJW's and Feminazi's with anger and violence is exactly what they want. When they are attacked they are given the ammunition they need to spread the ideal that they're 'victims' and that those who attacked them are 'furthering' the so called male patriarchy and all that bullshit. Pitty is a powerful weapon used to attract to the masses who are weak minded and cannot think for themselves and flock to the side of SJW's and Feminazi's because they see words more complex than 'the' in a blog, comment, or article made by the hateful cretins. I know these kind of people, my father was exactly like this. They aim to destroy all the happy things in life that don't mesh with them and when they're brought to explain their actions or rectify them their bottom lip begins to quiver and they pretend their actions were 'forced', they weren't at fault, or they simply play ignorant to their deeds.
User avatar #653 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
i think you misread my comment. that's the reason why i don't attack them.
same reason why i didn't go into GameCity in october: because quinn was going to be there and if i went, i wouldn't have been able to stop myself
User avatar #656 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh I was not insinuating that you yourself were to do it, I was simply replying to your stating that 'it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one.'
User avatar #660 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
either way, the way to deal with them is the same way to deal with excessively religious people.
calm, patient, logical.
we will win when the media turns to favour us.
#672 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
All SJW's and Feminazi's in the future sitting and grumbling this as they shit into their colostomy bags and slip into senile insanity.
#193 - **redstonealchemist rolls 584,412,477** how much it should have cost 12/12/2014 on GG GG 0
#191 - he's a jew. this explains everything. 12/12/2014 on GG GG 0
#621 - er... we could encourage 8chan to make a worm infect tumbo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
User avatar #645 - majormayor (12/12/2014) [-]
Like what the GNAA has done before? For all I know, the GNAA members are too busy shitposting/being petty trolls on Twitter right now.
#620 - maybe some programmers on 8chan could make a thing that change…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics +1
User avatar #624 - franchescarules (12/12/2014) [-]
Santa, for christmas can i have the rage of 100,000 SJW's heating my soul? it's usually so cold.
#615 - what, get 8chan to to dox them or maybe infect tumboner with a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics +1
User avatar #617 - franchescarules (12/12/2014) [-]
if nothing else it'd make my christmas a whole lot funnier watching them whine about triggering for being doxxed
User avatar #620 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
maybe some programmers on 8chan could make a thing that changes all images on tumboner into cp, extreme gore sex, necrophilia, clips of violent murders or stuff from the fappening. some shit like that.
imagine all the fucking rage... oh it would be glorious.
User avatar #624 - franchescarules (12/12/2014) [-]
Santa, for christmas can i have the rage of 100,000 SJW's heating my soul? it's usually so cold.
#612 - it's because of **** like this that i want to gat…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
User avatar #636 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
Don't stoop down to their level.
User avatar #640 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
stoop to their level?
i'd do the world a fucking favour by slaughtering SJWs by the thousands
User avatar #641 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
And then more would pop up and use your deed as all the more pity fuel to spread their ideals as 'justified'.
User avatar #642 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
that is the only reason i have so far not to do it.
it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one
User avatar #651 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
No it is not. Fighting SJW's and Feminazi's with anger and violence is exactly what they want. When they are attacked they are given the ammunition they need to spread the ideal that they're 'victims' and that those who attacked them are 'furthering' the so called male patriarchy and all that bullshit. Pitty is a powerful weapon used to attract to the masses who are weak minded and cannot think for themselves and flock to the side of SJW's and Feminazi's because they see words more complex than 'the' in a blog, comment, or article made by the hateful cretins. I know these kind of people, my father was exactly like this. They aim to destroy all the happy things in life that don't mesh with them and when they're brought to explain their actions or rectify them their bottom lip begins to quiver and they pretend their actions were 'forced', they weren't at fault, or they simply play ignorant to their deeds.
User avatar #653 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
i think you misread my comment. that's the reason why i don't attack them.
same reason why i didn't go into GameCity in october: because quinn was going to be there and if i went, i wouldn't have been able to stop myself
User avatar #656 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh I was not insinuating that you yourself were to do it, I was simply replying to your stating that 'it's a very good reason not to do it, but it's the only one.'
User avatar #660 - redstonealchemist (12/12/2014) [-]
either way, the way to deal with them is the same way to deal with excessively religious people.
calm, patient, logical.
we will win when the media turns to favour us.
#672 - triggercrazy (12/12/2014) [-]
All SJW's and Feminazi's in the future sitting and grumbling this as they shit into their colostomy bags and slip into senile insanity.
#67 - okay everyone i ******* get it: i was mistaken ab… 12/11/2014 on The ship sails itself -1
#26 - still; never stick your dick in crazy 12/11/2014 on gamergate poem +1
#13 - bionicle mentioned, swell with old broken pieces 12/11/2014 on even more gunpla and toys comp 0
#47 - some of them look better without make-up 12/11/2014 on Pornstars before and after... 0
#16 - i want a puppy, a kitten, a fennec pup and a baby duck. an… 12/11/2014 on The Little Things #2 0
#127 - wtf is flickr? 12/11/2014 on Album Game 0
#27 - i thought the innuit were, excuse the pun, pale as snow  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The ship sails itself -2
User avatar #67 - redstonealchemist (12/11/2014) [-]
okay everyone i fucking get it: i was mistaken about innuit people, god fucking damn it if i posted pony cancer i would've gotten less red thumbs
User avatar #62 - sodaberg (12/11/2014) [-]
Inuit people are darked skinned. You get a lot more sunshine in arctic regions because snow reflects sunlight. Northern European races are lighter skinned cause its just so damn cloudy around places like southern Scandinavia, Ireland, etc. How the avatar series portrays race is really well done and properly legit.
#48 - laseneph (12/11/2014) [-]
I take it you haven't been skiing. You get REALLY tanned / burnt in snowy areas without much cover.
#30 - somekindofname (12/11/2014) [-]
Sunshine reflects of the snow constantly making them extremely tan.
It's places like Russia or Finland you're looking for, where there is more tundra (frozen ground) than snow 24/7.
User avatar #29 - spearpwi (12/11/2014) [-]
They're definitely darker than most Caucasians.
#8 - i've seen them. her tits are smaller than a pubescent teen…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on gamergate poem +4
User avatar #14 - adrianking (12/11/2014) [-]
What if it was a plastic bag over her head?
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (12/11/2014) [-]
still; never stick your dick in crazy
#7 - in recent news there is 5 guys, burgers and fries 5 ni…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on gamergate poem +14
#10 - butplug (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't usually do this, but it's so simple.
5 + 5 is 10.
10 - 7 is 3.
All of these are video games. You know what else if a video game? Half life.
Half life + 3 = ?????
User avatar #11 - lordsepulchure (12/11/2014) [-]
Hey, you saw the perfect opportunity and you took it.
User avatar #9 - vohcaz (12/11/2014) [-]
And a partridge in a pear tree
#6 - earl grey: all the time 12/11/2014 on One you reach top level,... 0
#33 - Hannah, you ******* faggot if there is a us… 12/11/2014 on Phanact or Joshlol? Omegle... 0
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The ship sails itself -10
User avatar #49 - feelythefeel (12/11/2014) [-]
Eskimos, bitch.
User avatar #37 - anonymoose (12/11/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy to get a tan in snowy places.
User avatar #26 - spearpwi (12/11/2014) [-]
Not only that, but water tribe culture is based off of the Inuit people, who also had darker skin.
User avatar #27 - redstonealchemist (12/11/2014) [-]
i thought the innuit were, excuse the pun, pale as snow
User avatar #67 - redstonealchemist (12/11/2014) [-]
okay everyone i fucking get it: i was mistaken about innuit people, god fucking damn it if i posted pony cancer i would've gotten less red thumbs
User avatar #62 - sodaberg (12/11/2014) [-]
Inuit people are darked skinned. You get a lot more sunshine in arctic regions because snow reflects sunlight. Northern European races are lighter skinned cause its just so damn cloudy around places like southern Scandinavia, Ireland, etc. How the avatar series portrays race is really well done and properly legit.
#48 - laseneph (12/11/2014) [-]
I take it you haven't been skiing. You get REALLY tanned / burnt in snowy areas without much cover.
#30 - somekindofname (12/11/2014) [-]
Sunshine reflects of the snow constantly making them extremely tan.
It's places like Russia or Finland you're looking for, where there is more tundra (frozen ground) than snow 24/7.
User avatar #29 - spearpwi (12/11/2014) [-]
They're definitely darker than most Caucasians.
User avatar #25 - spearpwi (12/11/2014) [-]
You need to get outside more. It's shown in the cartoon that the sun still shines brightly where she was bought up. Just look up "skiing tan" and you'll see how it's possible.
#30 - i am britain, i confirm that looking at bdsm is illegal and pu… 12/11/2014 on There goes your reputation 0
#349 - no ban pls 12/11/2014 on FJ rules +2

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#46 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
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#48 to #47 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
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#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#56 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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