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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12378
Comment Ranking:#1161
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
Content Thumbs: 385 total,  652 ,  267
Comment Thumbs: 9654 total,  13511 ,  3857
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:71410
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:7582
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#60 - lol you have a girlfriend? straightfag  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on The solution to all my... -3
#94 - morstius (12/13/2014) [-]
**morstius used "*roll picture*"**
**morstius rolled image** guess they don't like jokes like
"I bet you kiss girls, fags"
#74 - defski (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know where to start with you.
User avatar #125 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
well let me help you there, buddy.
there's this thing, it's kinda new, only as old as Egyptian culture, it's called humour.
#126 - defski (12/13/2014) [-]
You know what, that makes sense.
#87 - i love you  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Ain't that cute. +1
#88 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
lets fuck
#89 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
dibs on top
User avatar #90 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
only if youre cute

if youre plain youre on bottom
#91 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
nope, i want to try using a strap-on
User avatar #92 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
oh youre a girl?

my body is ready
#93 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
Praeparate Culus.
#84 - does anyone have a picture of a sister of battle looking like …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Ain't that cute. 0
#86 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
im feeling generous
User avatar #87 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
i love you
#88 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
lets fuck
#89 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
dibs on top
User avatar #90 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
only if youre cute

if youre plain youre on bottom
#91 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
nope, i want to try using a strap-on
User avatar #92 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
oh youre a girl?

my body is ready
#93 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
Praeparate Culus.
#1533 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll pokemon*"** **redstonealche…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
#2096 - fittetjuven (12/13/2014) [-]
So this is mine
#2098 - fittetjuven (12/13/2014) [-]
vs yours
#50 - i ******* knew someone would say that 12/13/2014 on Best Pet +1
#84 - Picture 12/13/2014 on such is life on MAL 0
#74 - galadriel has that "all-seeing creep" feeling when s… 12/13/2014 on Liv Tyler is just... 0
#56 - last time we ignored them, gamergate happened 12/13/2014 on What if 0
#72 - how far do they go?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on such is life on MAL +1
#77 - andriod (12/13/2014) [-]
AllYourBase hit the nail on the head. Its still a hilarious ride though
#78 - AllYourBase (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, Yes I did.
#73 - AllYourBase (12/13/2014) [-]
To the very edge, but never over.
#84 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
#71 - i've watched aki sora. it's hella ****** up, … 12/13/2014 on such is life on MAL 0
#52 - a very good team to take down a special case. i assume dit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Evolution Glitch 0
User avatar #53 - inomgod (12/13/2014) [-]
I would probably choice scarf to get first hit
#51 - He sees the Matrix. He controls the Matrix. He IS th… 12/13/2014 on Evolution Glitch 0
#3 - Odinism. Except it's mead.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on LFG worship +10
User avatar #4 - choobe (12/13/2014) [-]
I think mead was reserved for special occations beer was more "everyday" , IIRC.
#4 - Picture 12/13/2014 on Party Hard White People +22
#22 - What if your palms get sweaty?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Best Pet +6
#40 - blazefox (12/13/2014) [-]
Your knees get weak, and your arms get heavy. Mom's spaghetti
#77 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
if there's vormit on your sweater already
#51 - asmodiax (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
i fucking knew someone would say that
#9 - i'm downloading a japanese 'dating' simulator. of course i… 12/13/2014 on Funnyjunk users +2
#9 - he's a mixed martial arts master, billionaire philanthropist g… 12/13/2014 on I'm batman -2
#658 - You won The Game. or lost, whatever.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +2
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#648 - you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but y…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#637 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"** **redstonealche…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#608 - "Your bluff fails, but it's evident the enemies are too w…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #619 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
"Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#580 - you crit for 23 damage. "You charge for the monster, …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #589 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 08**
I roll for bluff
"Join us now or we will hunt you down like cats hunt light crystals!"
User avatar #608 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
"Your bluff fails, but it's evident the enemies are too weak to be of any use to you, or even to be of any concern. Your group wipes them out completely. "
User avatar #619 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
"Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#560 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **redstoneal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#1084 - goomy (12/13/2014) [-]
#39 - that graph is gender. and in bangladesh.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Tyler dooham!! +12
User avatar #40 - cdsams (12/13/2014) [-]
Age, gender, and population size are on this graph.
#38 - **** these six people in_particular.reference 12/13/2014 on Tyler dooham!! +1

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#46 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 to #47 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#56 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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