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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#149 - yeah, but it's not as much of a popular faith than in what are… 02/16/2015 on oppression 0
#50 - go go gadget helicopter hat. 02/16/2015 on The future is hear +1
#246 - i've also played Beyond: Two Souls and because of the selectio…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on EVERY FUCKING TIME 0
User avatar #250 - The Captain (02/20/2015) [-]
I quite liked Darkness. But they were both flawed.

Darkness
This one should have been given a subtitle.
"Darkness: Door finding simulator". The graphics were good for its time, but within the first five minutes it amazed me, having the option to stay with you GF gave it a realism that no game had before. The story too was amazing and creepy. And it brought some of my most memorable moments in gaming such as the famous "I AM THE DVIL, THE DEVIL I AM" chant. In some was it reminded me of Singularity, especially the creepiness.

Darkness II

The one that could have been so much better.
The first mistake was the cell-shaded graphics, the second was co-op and third was the narrative. This one was less Inception and more Expendables. Pointless point and shoot. It still managed to pull it back though in the later levels. Like when the Darkness Demon tries to convince you that you're insane and gives you the option of jumping off the roof or staying in the asylum. It does this so well that gamers (myself included) genuinely began to question ourselves...
...then we jumped anyway because even if you are insane it's not a good life.

Darkness: 8.5/10
Darkness II 6/10
#111 - THERE'S A NEW SEASON AND HE DOESN'T CALL HER POLICE GIRL? …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2015 on mustache 0
User avatar #196 - fizzor (02/16/2015) [-]
Ultimate's been out for years now dude...
User avatar #341 - redstonealchemist (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah but with how similar it starts to the original i find it difficult to watch.
same thing for fullmetal alchemist brotherhood
User avatar #130 - sonicsyndicate (02/16/2015) [-]
its been here for years
User avatar #129 - sonicsyndicate (02/16/2015) [-]
are u dumb
#53 - except that doesn't work. 02/16/2015 on How Fat Acceptance Works 0
#111 - Hijabs aren't Indian, they're Islamic.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on oppression 0
User avatar #145 - poppies (02/16/2015) [-]
There are Muslims in India too.
User avatar #149 - redstonealchemist (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's not as much of a popular faith than in what are generally considered islamic countries
#110 - the hijab is actually to help people look past the obvious bea… 02/16/2015 on oppression +4
#62 - more likely to be horse. it was wet cat food, meaty stuff. 02/16/2015 on Antidepressants 0
#60 - i used to have a dog that would rather eat cat food than dog food.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Antidepressants 0
#61 - sabanknight (02/16/2015) [-]
Difference is dogs are not herbivores. However I'd wager there is very little meat in that catfood, she is probobly eating corn.
User avatar #62 - redstonealchemist (02/16/2015) [-]
more likely to be horse.
it was wet cat food, meaty stuff.
#32 - and here i am, i can't even ******* swim 02/16/2015 on Something's afoot 0
#179 - just about the only thing i can tell is one of them is meatier…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on This is so Canadian 0
User avatar #180 - hydraetis (02/15/2015) [-]
Good lord
#435 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Tell Admin what music you like 0
#359 - i'd get a life. 02/15/2015 on You wake up & FJ is dead +2
#23 - walk downhill. like with bears, their fat, chubby and stub… 02/15/2015 on Adult swim +1
#34 - penta kill? combo kill? Critikill, ************ . 02/15/2015 on PLAYGUUUUU -1
#146 - i like looking at different alpha-numeric names and making the… 02/15/2015 on Re-Evaluate your entire... 0
#40 - that's one of the emo parts 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... +2
#37 - it's an emo love story  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... +4
#39 - daniboyi (02/15/2015) [-]
>implying whatever Bella and Edward feels for each other is love.
User avatar #40 - redstonealchemist (02/15/2015) [-]
that's one of the emo parts
#36 - there's a really good one called "harry potter and the me…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... +1
User avatar #38 - daniboyi (02/15/2015) [-]
I began to read that at some point, but it just wasn't to my personal liking really. I can see why people love it, just not my kind of fanfic.
#34 - that's because it's the badly-written softcore porn fanfic of …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... +13
#47 - drackmore (02/15/2015) [-]
I swear I'd love to watch 50 shades if it had gilbert godfried in it.
Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
#35 - daniboyi (02/15/2015) [-]
I am not kidding when I say I have read Harry Potter fanfiction with better story and writing.
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (02/15/2015) [-]
there's a really good one called "harry potter and the methods of rationality"
User avatar #38 - daniboyi (02/15/2015) [-]
I began to read that at some point, but it just wasn't to my personal liking really. I can see why people love it, just not my kind of fanfic.
#176 - i can barely see a difference  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on This is so Canadian 0
User avatar #178 - hydraetis (02/15/2015) [-]
Seriously?

Snout size? Antler shape? Fur colour? The difference in their manes?
User avatar #179 - redstonealchemist (02/15/2015) [-]
just about the only thing i can tell is one of them is meatier and has weird antlers
User avatar #180 - hydraetis (02/15/2015) [-]
Good lord
User avatar #177 - Elk (02/15/2015) [-]
Fuck you, racist.
#38 - Picture 02/15/2015 on The panty raid +1
#42 - google is your best friend 02/15/2015 on Antidepressants +1
#41 - that's basically why some people are vegetarians. everythi… 02/15/2015 on Antidepressants 0
#40 - Rabbits are vegetarian cats...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Antidepressants +1
#59 - sabanknight (02/16/2015) [-]
I have hypothesized this for years, even though mine sneaks nibbles at dry cat food... It isn't dead yet...
User avatar #60 - redstonealchemist (02/16/2015) [-]
i used to have a dog that would rather eat cat food than dog food.
#61 - sabanknight (02/16/2015) [-]
Difference is dogs are not herbivores. However I'd wager there is very little meat in that catfood, she is probobly eating corn.
User avatar #62 - redstonealchemist (02/16/2015) [-]
more likely to be horse.
it was wet cat food, meaty stuff.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
User avatar #62 to #61 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
k
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #24 to #22 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
B?
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Hardly.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
User avatar #19 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
thanks
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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