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redstonealchemist

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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#83 - two words. Zombie. Apocalypse. 05/02/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 4 0
#81 - actually... yes. if you've become effective enough with th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 4 0
#82 - fcrocker (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but i fail to see how spending a great portion of your time learning how to fashion Mesolithic Era weaponry constitutes achieving greatness.
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (05/02/2015) [-]
two words.
Zombie. Apocalypse.
#83 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll picture*"** **redstonealche…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on serves them right 0
#90 - imauserc (04/28/2015) [-]
**imauserc used "*roll picture*"**
**imauserc rolled image**
the ultimate cringe
User avatar #91 - imauserc (04/28/2015) [-]
Must need oil I guess
#33 - ah, very clever 04/28/2015 on Black Kid pranks father 0
#50 - is it friday already?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on It's not okay +1
User avatar #53 - xgeneration (04/28/2015) [-]
Man I wish
#40 - ex vegan. that **** was too hard for me. 04/28/2015 on Welcome to Germany 0
#38 - it's not like i'm a vegan or anything. it did try a vegan …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Welcome to Germany 0
User avatar #39 - fatminion (04/28/2015) [-]
found the vegan
User avatar #40 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
ex vegan.
that shit was too hard for me.
#57 - but wait, there's more! once you've got a pile of ro…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 4 0
#62 - fcrocker (04/28/2015) [-]
Nigga the fuck you expect me to have a bow and arrow by day three?

Surpass the stone age by day 6?

Be creating renaissance era paintings and Baroque music by week 2?
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (04/30/2015) [-]
actually... yes.
if you've become effective enough with the world around you, you can do many amazing things.
almost everything a human has ever known in all of recorded history is at your fingertips, at your access... and at your mercy.
and only with the drive to learn, we can achieve greatness.
#82 - fcrocker (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but i fail to see how spending a great portion of your time learning how to fashion Mesolithic Era weaponry constitutes achieving greatness.
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (05/02/2015) [-]
two words.
Zombie. Apocalypse.
#56 - with enough knowledge, you can survivle in the wild even witho…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 4 0
User avatar #57 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
but wait, there's more!
once you've got a pile of rocks stretching along your bed pit acting as a wind breaker, heave some long branches or thin logs underneath the wind breaker, these are to rest against the rockface on the other side of the fire. get the angle right and you should be golden. next you should make insulation. in the wet season, you should insulate with leafy branches, in the dry season, you can do that, but you can also use dry leaves for extra effect. this should keep you dry. if you have enough daylight left, think about building one of the sides up to the rock face and the other to leave a 1 foot wide gap next to the rock face. this will keep you hella warm if done right, but DO NOT COVER THE FIRE PIT. over night the fire can dry out and eventually ignite the insulation. if you can't find any large enough rock faces or boulders, then a tree will work just fine, but remember you need to fasten them to the tree, but we'll talk about that later. if you're setting up against a tree, put the fire outside and only have an opening to the fire and even then a good 2 feet away from the nearest wood. building up a small stone wall around the entire tree-tepee and fire is a good idea, make it at least 1 foot if you can. next: binding. remember those bastards, nettles? the skin of nettles (strip off the thorns, split in half and peel the outermost layer) can be used as twining. moisten it up and wrap it around the things you want to throw together and once it dries, it'll act as string and glue together. shit is dank, yo. at this point you should have a safe-enough fire pit, bed pit and all-natural tent, what you need is food. setting up traps is a bitch, you'll do better with hunting fish. avoid pre-killed animals if you can, even if they don't have flies, chances are they already have maggots. easiest way to catch a fish is with a net. failing that, your shirt could do, but don't wear it until it's dried over your fire. another method is making a stone pile in a shallow downstream, if done well enough, the fish wouldn't have anywhere to go and it'll be easier pickings. after this, you'll probably want to make some tools. start with a shank, then a knife, an axe, a bow w/ arrows, a first aid kit and maybe a shovel. shaping rock is a hard process, i suggest looking on youtube for these bushcraft techniques. by the time these are done, it should be day three or four depending on how many arrows you want.
should you ever be unfortunate enough to need these ideas, good luck.
#62 - fcrocker (04/28/2015) [-]
Nigga the fuck you expect me to have a bow and arrow by day three?

Surpass the stone age by day 6?

Be creating renaissance era paintings and Baroque music by week 2?
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (04/30/2015) [-]
actually... yes.
if you've become effective enough with the world around you, you can do many amazing things.
almost everything a human has ever known in all of recorded history is at your fingertips, at your access... and at your mercy.
and only with the drive to learn, we can achieve greatness.
#82 - fcrocker (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but i fail to see how spending a great portion of your time learning how to fashion Mesolithic Era weaponry constitutes achieving greatness.
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (05/02/2015) [-]
two words.
Zombie. Apocalypse.
#26 - too bad i'm a vegetarian. maybe they have meat-free sausages.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Welcome to Germany 0
User avatar #33 - punkeryo (04/28/2015) [-]
see thats why i hate People. you say you are vegetarian and yet you get downvoted.

you didn't even isulted anyone. :-/
#34 - bardhawk (04/28/2015) [-]
and so the vote is balanced
User avatar #35 - punkeryo (04/28/2015) [-]
and now it is on the plus side. thanks =)

why do People downvote just because someone mentions beeing a vegetarian?
User avatar #38 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
it's not like i'm a vegan or anything.
it did try a vegan diet for a few months and i'll tell you why some of them get so upset.
it's hard-ass-fuck finding tasty vegan food, especially if you don't like alternative milks and nuts. also most quorn isn't suitable for vegans. (most quorn uses egg for binding the ingredients together and all quorn pre-made portions have milk in)
i can tell you now, from my time as a vegan i still consider alpro chocolate almond milk to be fucking GODSEND.
finding out that glorious shit is suitable for vegans turned me from gnostic atheist to agnostic atheist, shit was so fucking cash. the difference is the first knows there is no god and the second knows there isn't sufficient evidence for either side
a week without dairy or meat, cold turkey if you'll excuse the expression, will drive most crazy for hunger of the forbidden fruits, so vegans do have a hard time, especially if they aren't near a place that specifically caters to them, like waitrose one was newly built near where i live... a year too late but what's harder than being vegan?
vegetarian ketosis. vegan ketosis if youreally fucking hate yourself
ketosis is the state your body goes in when you sleep to still get its energy, the body is more efficient at this, but considering you need about 110g of protein and 150g+ of fat a day to keep your weight up, it's hard as fuck... especially as to stay in ketosis, you need to significantly reduce your insulin levels. that's right.
glycolysis, the production of energy from glucose, is our photosynthesis and ketosis, the production of energy from fat, is our (version of the plant version of) respiration. in order to stay in ketosis, you need to consume less than 30g of carbs a day. that includes sugar. in the US, subtract fibre from the carb count, elsewhere, don't. especially if it's produced in the EU
the body will use up the carbs and make insulin rounds and this is the ket version of a sugar rush. every day in ketosis i got up right when i wanted to and as alert as you can be. the reason? a constant, balanced, predictable source of energy that amps up when you're awake, like a fucking combo counter.
it was glorious, but switching between glycolysis and ketosis, or back again, will leave you drained of energy with unpredictable emotions for days.
you'll also find attraction in people you aren't attracted to. for instance: i became obsessed with taylor swift for a few hours.
turns out she's actually one of the nicest people you'd ever hear about, the only bad things i could find on her is that she's 'a little weird'. and that came from her exes, so that's totally not biased at all.
at worst she's secretly a nazi and hugely into hardcore bdsm. but in reality? she's probably the kind of crazy that the internet likes.
User avatar #39 - fatminion (04/28/2015) [-]
found the vegan
User avatar #40 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
ex vegan.
that shit was too hard for me.
#45 - always loved that gif the guy looks like the amazing atheist 04/28/2015 on Admin's favorite song -1
#44 - **** man, if you do reach 184, **** around on tv…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Admin's favorite song +21
User avatar #100 - needsauceadmisblan (04/28/2015) [-]
i mean everyone else from that is dead so it could work.
#43 - dickgirls, **** yeah! 04/28/2015 on Admin's favorite song 0
#42 - expected darude sandstorm was not let down 04/28/2015 on Admin's favorite song 0
#51 - i tried to make it a bit bigger in photoshop. hope it turn…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Funny 4 chan +1
#53 - legoseed (04/28/2015) [-]
#50 - he tried out asshole mode 04/28/2015 on Funny 4 chan 0
#49 - holy **** , this makes siths look like the good guys. 04/28/2015 on Funny 4 chan 0
#692 - > vagina face > vaginas are better than dicks 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
#143 - oh! trashu no pico! not bad. but you really should have pu… 04/28/2015 on Anime comp 0
#690 - > your face > that desperate?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
#687 - > your mouth > a vagina  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
#684 - > OP > not being a fag  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #685 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>ugly
User avatar #687 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your mouth
> a vagina
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
User avatar #686 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
;)
#682 - > american organisation > unbiased  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
User avatar #683 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>funnyjunk user base
>smarter than a fifth grader
User avatar #684 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> OP
> not being a fag
User avatar #685 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>ugly
User avatar #687 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your mouth
> a vagina
User avatar #688 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>your mom
>single??
User avatar #690 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> your face
> that desperate?
User avatar #691 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
>my face
>looking for a rush
User avatar #692 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
> vagina face
> vaginas are better than dicks
User avatar #686 - Sewallman (04/28/2015) [-]
;)
#44 - so i take it there isn't a 'DLC' 'mod' 04/28/2015 on 10/10 would buy 0
#31 - i'm glad this came up. i have skyrim on my xbox 360 and i …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on 10/10 would buy 0
#33 - anonymous (04/27/2015) [-]
You can only have modded save files on PS3 and 360. Theres no way to get say customer designed weapons in the game but you can modify a existing weapons strength and value and such. Also you can give your self practically godmode but that's no fun. Ultimately no you can't mod it like PC and the only mods for skyrim consoles make the game no longer fun with invinvibilty and making any weapon OP
User avatar #44 - redstonealchemist (04/28/2015) [-]
so i take it there isn't a 'DLC' 'mod'
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #58 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
User avatar #60 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
maybe
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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