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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:England
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Content Ranking:#14200
Comment Ranking:#1161
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
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Content Views:72797
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#7 - i now want to make a comedy called "Literally Real".…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on drop it hard skrill +2
User avatar #8 - redstonealchemist (02/20/2015) [-]
oh and at the end there's a newsflash-type skit:
"scientists have discovered the cause of the so called 'Literal end of metaphors', they believe it was caused by the mass stupidity and incorrect use of 'literally' on social media. because of this, english teachers are now replacing things like their, they're and there with different words to avoid another cataclysm, more at eleven."
#11 - either that cat is coming down from anaesthesia or it has just… 02/20/2015 on You nut but she keep suckin +2
#216 - i am dovahkiin. 02/20/2015 on games game 0
#103 - i expected a north korea joke. 02/20/2015 on School lunches around the... 0
#8 - Picture 02/20/2015 on North West is like her father 0
#15 - did you know "you want pizza and cake for breakfast?"…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Tatoos +29
#22 - adzoh (02/20/2015) [-]
I'm okay with this
#13 - 16, you adorable child, 16. 02/20/2015 on Tatoos +3
#77 - that movie about admin, the interview 02/20/2015 on FJ Movie Night 0
#600 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll rpg name*"** **redstonealch… 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#109 - that brony one. wow. i was gonna skip the brony one, b… 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? 0
#90 - eeveelutions real: fire flareon ice glaceon wa… 02/20/2015 on Pokemon Fusion Comp 2 0
#388 - that last one. just ******* wow. i don't …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Cringe adventures #5 +4
User avatar #394 - ukuleleofvengeance (02/20/2015) [-]
it has no redeeming value.

#266 - i have autism and i approve that description 02/20/2015 on Autistic Olympics #2 +2
#29 - and before that, tea. 02/19/2015 on Better Days 0
#43 - is tentacle witches a good hentai?  [+] (24 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Miia in the future 0
User avatar #47 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Can confirm...
#66 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
thanks sciencexplain, I'll count on your judgement in the future!
#55 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Good to know sciencexplain takes part in the same researches that I do.

That sounds gay doesn't it.
User avatar #56 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
It's only gay if the porn itself is gay. Which it was not. I think...
#57 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
True. On both accounts.

Well then, happy future fappings.
User avatar #58 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
I'll raise you one, and wish you luck in your relationship endeavours. That way, she'll be doing it for you.
#59 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
How very generous and kind of you, and how very dumb of myself my dear gentleman. It is also at a very appropriate time because there's this chick that I've wanted to hook up with for a while, and I hope that it will work out well in due time.

In similar good wishes, I wish that the girl of your dreams may light up your life, or at the very least, a good looking girl may grant you sexual favours.
#67 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
strike when the moment comes at hand, and make it a sure strike, leave no doubt of your intentions.
#70 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
thank you dear advice, I have missed many opportunities, to my defense, i would've fucked up those opportunities hard back in the day, but THIS TIME, i definately won't fuck up with not leaving intentions.

Godspeed.
#71 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
and if all else fails...




you'll be able to find more hentai to recommend
#72 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
truth
#60 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Godspeed, you glorious bastard. You go get her. Lord knows I'm gonna need every single shred of help I can get.
#61 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
If I had the money to afford the diet and equipment to do it all, I would totally bring the pro-pain. Unfortunately, I don't think I can at present, and I doubt it would make a difference in her eyes. I'm lost to the world for all she cares.
#63 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Only thing you can do now then, from what I gather, is to try and better yourself. Not just physically tho.

Try to work out at home, that's what I'm trying, and although the physical result is not there yet, I feel I can do more every time, which is nice.

I know the struggle is real my friend, but you gotta keep going, or you change your interest to someone else that you like.
User avatar #64 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
I was planning on doing stuff at home, but I fell into the pitfall of "i can't be asked, im a lazy bastard." It's a case of me wanting to, but not wanting it so much that I'd push myself awake at 6 every morning to get in an early workout or anything. And change my interest? That's just not possible for me. I can't unhook myself from it unless we parted ways for good or I were to get shot down.
#65 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Know the situation. My advice is to workout from time to time anyway, I know full well how you can get "naah cba to workout now". Other than that, learn to not give a shit about smaller shit. For me, that took years, you know, to not give shit about small shit and the opinions of others. And here I am, the girl who I liked finally admitted that she liked and still likes me, and for a reason I'd say, since I give less of a shit about anything so I'm finally confident and more myself in front of others.

Only problem, she broke up with her last boyfriend not so long ago and is afraid of another relationship anytime soon... And also there's a chance she'll move away next September, so that'd be quite shit. But, eh, such is life.
User avatar #68 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Wow... I wish I could take things like that and just go with them. I'm the stubborn type. If something happens in my life, I won't really accept it lying down. I'll fight to keep whatever I can the same and as I like it, and for some reason, people think I'm great because I just want control of my own life. It's weird, because I wish I could be tolerant of emotion and the things around me, but I simply haven't learned to accept things, because when I do, then comes the soul crushing regret and self-loathing that make me feel worse for it. I basically put myself in a bad position so I don't feel worse than I will. It's lose-lose for me.
#69 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, this is where personal principles come into play and things turn out different for different people. In that case, my advice is to never let go of your principles, because those are what define you as a person. I happen to be a man who can take a certain amount of shit for a given amount of time before defying the stream of shit, so I can sympathise, but if you are the type that takes no shit, I wouldn't say you should.
User avatar #73 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, what if I wish to change myself? Should I try, or accept it as my nature and embrace it to try and improve my life?
#74 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Life is a strange thing. As much as everyone shares their own little wisdom with everyone else that they deem need their advice, the same things they did may not pay off that way for others. I'm kind of tired so sorry if it's hard to decipher what I'm saying.

So what I'm saying is that while it may not be the way for you, if you -want- to change yourself, do it/try it. You will see the results of it and then you can decide if changing yourself is a good idea, or you should stay true to your old self instead.
User avatar #75 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Will do. I'll have to devise a way of prompting myself. I'm good at subconciously training myself to do/not do shit by praise and punishment on myself. It sounds strange, but I have luxuries I can forbid myself from, and it really helps to correct my own behaviour. I'll be sure to try it out.
#76 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
You go, mate May we both fare well in the struggles of life.
#44 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
I'd say so.

Meaning.

Hell yes.
#23 - what is 'tentacle witches' and why is taht related to miia?  [+] (26 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Miia in the future 0
#42 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
It's hentai. And it's hentai.
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2015) [-]
is tentacle witches a good hentai?
User avatar #47 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Can confirm...
#66 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
thanks sciencexplain, I'll count on your judgement in the future!
#55 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Good to know sciencexplain takes part in the same researches that I do.

That sounds gay doesn't it.
User avatar #56 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
It's only gay if the porn itself is gay. Which it was not. I think...
#57 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
True. On both accounts.

Well then, happy future fappings.
User avatar #58 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
I'll raise you one, and wish you luck in your relationship endeavours. That way, she'll be doing it for you.
#59 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
How very generous and kind of you, and how very dumb of myself my dear gentleman. It is also at a very appropriate time because there's this chick that I've wanted to hook up with for a while, and I hope that it will work out well in due time.

In similar good wishes, I wish that the girl of your dreams may light up your life, or at the very least, a good looking girl may grant you sexual favours.
#67 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
strike when the moment comes at hand, and make it a sure strike, leave no doubt of your intentions.
#70 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
thank you dear advice, I have missed many opportunities, to my defense, i would've fucked up those opportunities hard back in the day, but THIS TIME, i definately won't fuck up with not leaving intentions.

Godspeed.
#71 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
and if all else fails...




you'll be able to find more hentai to recommend
#72 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
truth
#60 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Godspeed, you glorious bastard. You go get her. Lord knows I'm gonna need every single shred of help I can get.
#61 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
If I had the money to afford the diet and equipment to do it all, I would totally bring the pro-pain. Unfortunately, I don't think I can at present, and I doubt it would make a difference in her eyes. I'm lost to the world for all she cares.
#63 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Only thing you can do now then, from what I gather, is to try and better yourself. Not just physically tho.

Try to work out at home, that's what I'm trying, and although the physical result is not there yet, I feel I can do more every time, which is nice.

I know the struggle is real my friend, but you gotta keep going, or you change your interest to someone else that you like.
User avatar #64 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
I was planning on doing stuff at home, but I fell into the pitfall of "i can't be asked, im a lazy bastard." It's a case of me wanting to, but not wanting it so much that I'd push myself awake at 6 every morning to get in an early workout or anything. And change my interest? That's just not possible for me. I can't unhook myself from it unless we parted ways for good or I were to get shot down.
#65 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Know the situation. My advice is to workout from time to time anyway, I know full well how you can get "naah cba to workout now". Other than that, learn to not give a shit about smaller shit. For me, that took years, you know, to not give shit about small shit and the opinions of others. And here I am, the girl who I liked finally admitted that she liked and still likes me, and for a reason I'd say, since I give less of a shit about anything so I'm finally confident and more myself in front of others.

Only problem, she broke up with her last boyfriend not so long ago and is afraid of another relationship anytime soon... And also there's a chance she'll move away next September, so that'd be quite shit. But, eh, such is life.
User avatar #68 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Wow... I wish I could take things like that and just go with them. I'm the stubborn type. If something happens in my life, I won't really accept it lying down. I'll fight to keep whatever I can the same and as I like it, and for some reason, people think I'm great because I just want control of my own life. It's weird, because I wish I could be tolerant of emotion and the things around me, but I simply haven't learned to accept things, because when I do, then comes the soul crushing regret and self-loathing that make me feel worse for it. I basically put myself in a bad position so I don't feel worse than I will. It's lose-lose for me.
#69 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, this is where personal principles come into play and things turn out different for different people. In that case, my advice is to never let go of your principles, because those are what define you as a person. I happen to be a man who can take a certain amount of shit for a given amount of time before defying the stream of shit, so I can sympathise, but if you are the type that takes no shit, I wouldn't say you should.
User avatar #73 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, what if I wish to change myself? Should I try, or accept it as my nature and embrace it to try and improve my life?
#74 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
Life is a strange thing. As much as everyone shares their own little wisdom with everyone else that they deem need their advice, the same things they did may not pay off that way for others. I'm kind of tired so sorry if it's hard to decipher what I'm saying.

So what I'm saying is that while it may not be the way for you, if you -want- to change yourself, do it/try it. You will see the results of it and then you can decide if changing yourself is a good idea, or you should stay true to your old self instead.
User avatar #75 - sciencexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
Will do. I'll have to devise a way of prompting myself. I'm good at subconciously training myself to do/not do shit by praise and punishment on myself. It sounds strange, but I have luxuries I can forbid myself from, and it really helps to correct my own behaviour. I'll be sure to try it out.
#76 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
You go, mate May we both fare well in the struggles of life.
#44 - vytros (02/19/2015) [-]
I'd say so.

Meaning.

Hell yes.
#61 - do you reckon she started mad cow disease?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Go Fat Fighters! 0
User avatar #85 - bigblacknegro (02/19/2015) [-]
at least she looks like it
#264 - i honestly never thought about that. maybe there is a way to c… 02/19/2015 on master race gets more ass 0
#260 - well the problem is i want to put certain enchantments on cert…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on master race gets more ass 0
User avatar #261 - stifflimb (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand how you mean, but that pretty much sounds game breaking, you could get 300-400% extra dmg in one handed and such.
User avatar #264 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2015) [-]
i honestly never thought about that. maybe there is a way to cap enchantments at 10% along with the open enchant capacity. if capped at 10%, then all the peices combined would give 80%, while as it stands 20% on a weapon, 20% on gloves, 20% on a ring and 20% on a necklace and there you go, 80%.
if we use bow damage as an example, you can also get 20% on your helmet, altogether making it 100%, aka double damage.
so when things have something like 13% (being out of a max? 40%?), 13 would be divided by 4 to make 3.25, rounded down to 3.
#35 - some of these are downright amazing 02/19/2015 on Pokemon Fusion Comp for mods 0
#257 - is there a mod where putting two identical armour pieces toget…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on master race gets more ass 0
User avatar #259 - stifflimb (02/19/2015) [-]
Honestly nothing of that I've ever used, but max out enchanting with perks and you can add 2 enchantments to the same item, meaning you could pretty much do what it's you thinking, and adding enchantsments to rings and such you should be able to get enough dmg, sneak or whatever it's you seeking.
If you need more perks there is mods where you sacrifice dragon souls to get perks instead.
User avatar #260 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2015) [-]
well the problem is i want to put certain enchantments on certain thigns they don't naturally go on.
for example: i could put boost potion making on boots, robes, hood, necklace, gloves, ring and on two daggers.
then have it all equipped.
User avatar #261 - stifflimb (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand how you mean, but that pretty much sounds game breaking, you could get 300-400% extra dmg in one handed and such.
User avatar #264 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2015) [-]
i honestly never thought about that. maybe there is a way to cap enchantments at 10% along with the open enchant capacity. if capped at 10%, then all the peices combined would give 80%, while as it stands 20% on a weapon, 20% on gloves, 20% on a ring and 20% on a necklace and there you go, 80%.
if we use bow damage as an example, you can also get 20% on your helmet, altogether making it 100%, aka double damage.
so when things have something like 13% (being out of a max? 40%?), 13 would be divided by 4 to make 3.25, rounded down to 3.
#57 - i want it inside me. i want to temporarily attach a dildo … 02/19/2015 on This is the BAAAANEBLAAADE +1
#23 - i've never palyed overkill, how is it?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Overkill to do list 0
#26 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
overkill is the name of payday 2's dev team
dumb-e
User avatar #27 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
well it looked like a game in its own right as far as i could tell with the upload above
#25 - he glanced up at the 10 second mark. it was, of course, fake. 02/19/2015 on FJers in 50 years -1
#588 - dark souls 02/19/2015 on Recommend Admin a steam... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #58 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
User avatar #60 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
maybe
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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