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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

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#49 - for those who don't know the 'midlands' are basically the midd…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on i lol`d 0
User avatar #72 - brucekillah (11/14/2014) [-]
How about yall just get the fuck over yourselves
cuz the East coast is best
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (11/14/2014) [-]
i agree, the east midlands are better
because we have COBS and don't live near wales
#172 - you can see from his calm expression that he's got this in the bag. 11/14/2014 on The Feminist Effect +4
#76 - or you could elect egalitarians! oh wait, no that's a good idea. 11/14/2014 on The American Voter 0
#101 - thank's i've been meaning to watch that 11/13/2014 on Description Below 0
#100 - it makes more sense than scientology, that's for sure. 11/13/2014 on Description Below 0
#99 - basically maybe. its founder was 'christian'. 11/13/2014 on Description Below +1
#70 - mostly no, i'm guessing it's because islam doesn't have a chri…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below 0
User avatar #82 - thesovereigngrave (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Islam is far closer to Christianity than Scientology is.
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
it makes more sense than scientology, that's for sure.
User avatar #72 - jvair (11/13/2014) [-]
does scientology have a christian root?
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
basically maybe. its founder was 'christian'.
#68 - hey, i'm not some criminal genius, i'm just saiyan  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below 0
User avatar #84 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
www.videoweed.es/file/3d13cdab8fcf5
this movie tho i would watch it 10/10
best jail movie ever
User avatar #101 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
thank's i've been meaning to watch that
#67 - i live in the uk  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Description Below +5
#69 - greyhoundfd (11/13/2014) [-]
Welcome to the glorious neo-liberal United Kingdom. Where you will be educated, or else...
#66 - the fence was about 10ft high 11/13/2014 on Description Below +1
#46 - > guard spotted you > shank him  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below -1
User avatar #55 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
LOL if it guard spots you you're fucking done do not cross Go do not collect 200 dollars motherfucker this isn't some Disney movie shit like that doesn't happen and if you think you can beat a trained/ armed guard with a shitty little shank like in the movies then you need a reality check.
how the fuck would you even get to the fence in the first place you'd be in a cell motherfucker
yeah go ahead and shank someone im sure the federal government will totally see murder as self defense you stupid fuck
User avatar #68 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
hey, i'm not some criminal genius, i'm just saiyan
User avatar #84 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
www.videoweed.es/file/3d13cdab8fcf5
this movie tho i would watch it 10/10
best jail movie ever
User avatar #101 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
thank's i've been meaning to watch that
#45 - lies, corruption, money and religion. the cornerstones of politics 11/13/2014 on Description Below +3
#43 - > 2+ people escape > climb on shoulders > use…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below -1
User avatar #44 - fuzzyballs (11/13/2014) [-]
guard corpse? you are not a clever man
User avatar #46 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
> guard spotted you
> shank him
User avatar #55 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
LOL if it guard spots you you're fucking done do not cross Go do not collect 200 dollars motherfucker this isn't some Disney movie shit like that doesn't happen and if you think you can beat a trained/ armed guard with a shitty little shank like in the movies then you need a reality check.
how the fuck would you even get to the fence in the first place you'd be in a cell motherfucker
yeah go ahead and shank someone im sure the federal government will totally see murder as self defense you stupid fuck
User avatar #68 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
hey, i'm not some criminal genius, i'm just saiyan
User avatar #84 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
www.videoweed.es/file/3d13cdab8fcf5
this movie tho i would watch it 10/10
best jail movie ever
User avatar #101 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
thank's i've been meaning to watch that
#41 - typically they're only violent to deserters... and anyone …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below 0
#42 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so the guards are violent. Law enforcement can be brutal too, what I'm, wondering is how this place hasn't been shut down
User avatar #74 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
People are willing to ignore quite a bit as soon as religion gets involved. See; extremist Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, the Quiverfull movement, WBC and most cults. Really the only religions that actually get much flack in the American legal system are Islam and Muslim.

Granted, my views are extremely biased on the subject considering I'm a very firm atheist, so please take it with a grain of salt.
User avatar #75 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
The fact that you said Islam and Muslim makes me doubt your judgment.
User avatar #77 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
Derp. Don't know much about that religion itself, I just know it tends to get less leeway than most everything else.
#78 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
Good job admitting fault.
#149 - isolovegames (11/14/2014) [-]
This made my day thanks.
User avatar #45 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
lies, corruption, money and religion.
the cornerstones of politics
#38 - they're protected religiously. and they're extremely violent.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below +1
User avatar #56 - jvair (11/13/2014) [-]
does the same applies to extremist muslims?
User avatar #70 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
mostly no, i'm guessing it's because islam doesn't have a christian root
User avatar #82 - thesovereigngrave (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Islam is far closer to Christianity than Scientology is.
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
it makes more sense than scientology, that's for sure.
User avatar #72 - jvair (11/13/2014) [-]
does scientology have a christian root?
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
basically maybe. its founder was 'christian'.
#39 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
So if they were extremely violent wouldn't they be sent to an actual prison? Like a state or federal one?
User avatar #51 - marioslmg (11/13/2014) [-]
They are also extreemly rich, whoch makes them immune to the court.
#61 - kmichel (11/13/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that's how the US justice system works.
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
typically they're only violent to deserters...
and anyone who points out they're batshit fucking insane
#42 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so the guards are violent. Law enforcement can be brutal too, what I'm, wondering is how this place hasn't been shut down
User avatar #74 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
People are willing to ignore quite a bit as soon as religion gets involved. See; extremist Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, the Quiverfull movement, WBC and most cults. Really the only religions that actually get much flack in the American legal system are Islam and Muslim.

Granted, my views are extremely biased on the subject considering I'm a very firm atheist, so please take it with a grain of salt.
User avatar #75 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
The fact that you said Islam and Muslim makes me doubt your judgment.
User avatar #77 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
Derp. Don't know much about that religion itself, I just know it tends to get less leeway than most everything else.
#78 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
Good job admitting fault.
#149 - isolovegames (11/14/2014) [-]
This made my day thanks.
User avatar #45 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
lies, corruption, money and religion.
the cornerstones of politics
#37 - or a guards' body. great for leverage.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Description Below +8
#92 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
o yea. cuz you can lift a fully grown man over your head and then flop him over the fence
#36 - **redstonealchemist rolled image ** > primary school…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below +15
#47 - anonasuser (11/13/2014) [-]
what the fuckin fuck is wrong with your schools?
who puts kids at risk of death for trying to hop a fence?
User avatar #66 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
the fence was about 10ft high
#58 - greyhoundfd (11/13/2014) [-]
Welcome to glorious neo-liberal America. Where you will be educated, or else...
User avatar #67 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
i live in the uk
#69 - greyhoundfd (11/13/2014) [-]
Welcome to the glorious neo-liberal United Kingdom. Where you will be educated, or else...
#34 - it's SCIENTOLOGY. it's either they lock up deserters in th…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below +1
#35 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
This is going on on US soil, that just doesn't seem right, these people have broken an crime other than deserting scientology? Why haven't we shut it down yet?
User avatar #38 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
they're protected religiously.
and they're extremely violent.
User avatar #56 - jvair (11/13/2014) [-]
does the same applies to extremist muslims?
User avatar #70 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
mostly no, i'm guessing it's because islam doesn't have a christian root
User avatar #82 - thesovereigngrave (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Islam is far closer to Christianity than Scientology is.
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
it makes more sense than scientology, that's for sure.
User avatar #72 - jvair (11/13/2014) [-]
does scientology have a christian root?
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
basically maybe. its founder was 'christian'.
#39 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
So if they were extremely violent wouldn't they be sent to an actual prison? Like a state or federal one?
User avatar #51 - marioslmg (11/13/2014) [-]
They are also extreemly rich, whoch makes them immune to the court.
#61 - kmichel (11/13/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that's how the US justice system works.
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
typically they're only violent to deserters...
and anyone who points out they're batshit fucking insane
#42 - tyroneisanigger (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so the guards are violent. Law enforcement can be brutal too, what I'm, wondering is how this place hasn't been shut down
User avatar #74 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
People are willing to ignore quite a bit as soon as religion gets involved. See; extremist Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, the Quiverfull movement, WBC and most cults. Really the only religions that actually get much flack in the American legal system are Islam and Muslim.

Granted, my views are extremely biased on the subject considering I'm a very firm atheist, so please take it with a grain of salt.
User avatar #75 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
The fact that you said Islam and Muslim makes me doubt your judgment.
User avatar #77 - organiclead (11/13/2014) [-]
Derp. Don't know much about that religion itself, I just know it tends to get less leeway than most everything else.
#78 - thefates (11/13/2014) [-]
Good job admitting fault.
#149 - isolovegames (11/14/2014) [-]
This made my day thanks.
User avatar #45 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
lies, corruption, money and religion.
the cornerstones of politics
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Description Below -4
User avatar #52 - Einsty (11/13/2014) [-]
You can't very well bend tempered steel. You would need tools to cross this fence.
User avatar #40 - fuzzyballs (11/13/2014) [-]
you are not a clever man
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
> 2+ people escape
> climb on shoulders
> use shirt folded up to bend spikes or mount guard corpse
> climb up together
> get over fence
> escape
> tell the world at how you were locked up in a private security prison for leaving a cult
User avatar #44 - fuzzyballs (11/13/2014) [-]
guard corpse? you are not a clever man
User avatar #46 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
> guard spotted you
> shank him
User avatar #55 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
LOL if it guard spots you you're fucking done do not cross Go do not collect 200 dollars motherfucker this isn't some Disney movie shit like that doesn't happen and if you think you can beat a trained/ armed guard with a shitty little shank like in the movies then you need a reality check.
how the fuck would you even get to the fence in the first place you'd be in a cell motherfucker
yeah go ahead and shank someone im sure the federal government will totally see murder as self defense you stupid fuck
User avatar #68 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
hey, i'm not some criminal genius, i'm just saiyan
User avatar #84 - whatareyouon (11/13/2014) [-]
www.videoweed.es/file/3d13cdab8fcf5
this movie tho i would watch it 10/10
best jail movie ever
User avatar #101 - redstonealchemist (11/13/2014) [-]
thank's i've been meaning to watch that
#23 - i want one. and a ferret. and a fennec fox 11/13/2014 on When the internet goes down 0
#138 - Picture 11/13/2014 on Sword of SJW, give me dumb... +4
#31 - pathfinder evolved from dnd  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Yo mom' +1
#32 - electricwulf (11/13/2014) [-]
Any difference or is just pretty much like a clone game?
#39 - iamnuff (11/13/2014) [-]
the rules are different, the setting is different, but the general idea of "go adventuring and roll dice" is pretty much the same.
#60 - electricwulf (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh ok back to being hype over Dragon age
#24 - hange reminds me of an psychopathic non-magical version of bayonetta 11/13/2014 on Attack on titan comp 4 +1
#21 - i got THAT reference  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Fedoras are a malady +6
User avatar #26 - jubbehhh (11/13/2014) [-]
What's that reference?
User avatar #27 - veggiebuals (11/13/2014) [-]
Milo Yiannopoulos is one of the most vocal GamerGate guys on Twitter, and got sent syringes and dead animals in the mail by SJWs because he's talking about things. Pretty funny, really.
#20 - wish it said "nomming intensifies"  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Fedoras are a malady -1
#23 - dashgamer (11/13/2014) [-]
And I wish I could edit the gif to change the caption.
#39 - atomschlumpf (11/13/2014) [-]
never thought I'd edit a MLP gif....

but here you go, took the liberty of making the background the same as FJs
this is for you, too, redstonealchemist
#50 - dashgamer (11/13/2014) [-]

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#46 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 to #47 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
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#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#56 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
#44 to #43 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
you're kinda cute, in a weird way. you have a nice day too.
what brought you to my page btw?
User avatar #45 to #44 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Thank you! In a weird way? Why thank you again. Haha. Same thing that brings me to everyones page wanting to make sure you know you have a friend! And to wish you a good day.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #24 to #22 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
B?
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Hardly.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
User avatar #19 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
thanks
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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