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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4977
Comment Ranking:#4481
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
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Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
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Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:5
Content Views:83271
Times Content Favorited:46 times
Total Comments Made:9139
FJ Points:743
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#72 - ******* HAX. you can't go below bedrock 05/08/2015 on fallout comp +2
#69 - his teeth are almost as ****** up as Aki Sora. 05/08/2015 on From Frowns to Smiles in... 0
#85 - i would have taken it out of her hand and shot her in the tit.… 05/08/2015 on /k/ goes to camp 0
#84 - bitch didn't even take any gun safety measures. for a cunt… 05/08/2015 on /k/ goes to camp +1
#83 - my mum once shot my best friend in the ass with a BB handgun. …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/08/2015 on /k/ goes to camp +1
User avatar #98 - doctorprofessornv (05/08/2015) [-]
Why is she so expensive?
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
that bitch owes my mum £2000+ in phone calls alone.
#88 - religonexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
god damn dude i was shot with a bb gun and it stung like a bitch but in the butt due must have found a new meaning of pain
User avatar #89 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
funny part:
he's gay and obviously a sub. we found out like 4-5 years later
#90 - religonexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
course hes gay you get shot with a bb gun in your ass and you can take anything in there after that even a god damn horse dildo wouldn't even hurt
User avatar #91 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
my mum used to have a bigger BB gun, i think it's in the loft now.
that mother fucker could fire 5 pellets at once.
5/5 great home defence.
shoot invaders in the tits or balls and they won't fucking start shit ever again.
#93 - religonexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
SWEET JESUS 5 AT ONCE did they all hit or just one?
User avatar #94 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
all hit. in the same area.
it's fucking beautiful: those glorious yellow little bastards will hit the target so fast that it seems like one from appearance, but one after the other in nought but a fraction of a second.
bitches get shot with one pellet. and then another. up to five.
it's so fast that the body can't even fucking register the pain before the last one, let alone fucking react to it.
#100 - religonexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
damn nigga his ass was grass and that gun lit that shit on fire with gasoline.
User avatar #103 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
he was shot with the one-pellet handgun, not the big fucker reminiscent of a rifle
#104 - religonexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
still doe
User avatar #95 - nought (05/08/2015) [-]
cool
#86 - zwittertwo (05/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #87 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
i couldn't believe it either. he couldn't sit without any pain for quite a while
#38 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll picture*"** **redstonealche… 05/08/2015 on No Man Is An Island 0
#37 - america is gay for canada. explains so much. 05/08/2015 on No Man Is An Island +1
#147 - ******* HAX. 05/08/2015 on funnyjunk card trick 0
#140 - it's not a crime if they want it. 05/08/2015 on Pokepun +2
#135 - no, it's iced 'cream' 05/08/2015 on Pokepun 0
#507 - > freedom to post gifs > no ones posted admins face … 05/08/2015 on Post amazing GIFs +4
#245 - i made a mistake, i tried to justify it and i failed. i'm … 05/08/2015 on No parents 0
#175 - it's my pleasure, if you have any requesties, hit me up and i'… 05/07/2015 on No parents +1
#188 - gun version of senbon sakura, got it. 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying +2
#174 - fair enough, you have a good day, i'll youtube some stuff about it. 05/07/2015 on No parents +1
#172 - and the difference is? really the difference between the i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2015 on No parents 0
User avatar #194 - hydraetis (05/07/2015) [-]
Also, shiphotel was naming heroes not from America. So I fail to understand what the fuck point you were trying to make in your first comment (#88)
User avatar #192 - hydraetis (05/07/2015) [-]
Uhh, Nazis are Fascist, not Communism. Sounds like you need to take a class on political science and theory if you think Fascism and Communism are the same thing.
User avatar #245 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
i made a mistake, i tried to justify it and i failed.
i'm not going to make any excuses.
User avatar #187 - tigerrish (05/07/2015) [-]
I get what you're saying, but Red Skull is a commander of a Nazi group known as Hydra, and served as a during WWII served as the head of Nazi terrorist activities, appointed by the good old Fuhrer himself.
User avatar #188 - tigerrish (05/07/2015) [-]
How the hell did I mess up that badly...
#185 - what they say is true. they have magic underwear.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
User avatar #203 - fishhitler (05/07/2015) [-]
My family's Mormon and I've never heard of magic underwear.... Then again I'm not Mormon like the rest of them so you may be rigt
#183 - yeah... you have a good point. come to think of it, we're …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#290 - anangrytaco (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm with you homie.
I mean I'm all for supporting for freedom of religion but we as very intellectual human beings have to start to understand that there are things as ludicrous cultures and practices. People might argue and say "Who are we to change another culture's ways?". Well we are human capable of congregation and reasoning. We should be smart enough to decided what practices are just too extreme to continue.

That maybe a 12 year old girl is considered holy to marry because she hasn't gotten her period is grotesque and perverse.

That maybe a 40-something year old man marrying 7 different underage girls is actual degradation of women and cruel.

However I am not willing to travel across the world to change some of their disgusting ways. So I will let them be as long as they do the same. But to move to our nations, and start causing shit and revolt because our culture doesn't agree their ways. Simply, Fuck You.
#167 - thank you, iv'e worked very hard on it, but i'm still not grea…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on No parents 0
User avatar #171 - donatelo (05/07/2015) [-]
seems like you have come along way. Im glad to know you were able to learn and analyze the situation of your childhood..It's also cool that you can see in yourself what you can see in characters such as batman. You have a very interesting mind, thank you for sharing with me
User avatar #175 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
it's my pleasure, if you have any requesties, hit me up and i'll answer them the best i can.
#151 - i'm 1/16th irish and i take my heritage very seriously (my dad…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on No parents 0
User avatar #156 - sympathyforme (05/06/2015) [-]
If you have a specific question I can try and answer it but, not to sound like a dick, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
User avatar #174 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
fair enough, you have a good day, i'll youtube some stuff about it.
#171 - oh god, you poor ******* bastard. my nana was a mor…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#173 - skorchy (05/06/2015) [-]
I grew up in a prevalently mormon neighborhood, with a lot of mormons going to our school. In elementary I was too confused to understand why they were being dumb and tried to be friends with them; then in high school I understood their religion and avoided them like the plague. They're really REALLY annoying when they actually have numbers with them.
User avatar #185 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
what they say is true.
they have magic underwear.
User avatar #203 - fishhitler (05/07/2015) [-]
My family's Mormon and I've never heard of magic underwear.... Then again I'm not Mormon like the rest of them so you may be rigt
#167 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Pigs are flying -1
User avatar #170 - sugoi (05/06/2015) [-]
9/11 was too far.
User avatar #168 - anangrytaco (05/06/2015) [-]
so are underage beheadings
User avatar #183 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
yeah... you have a good point.
come to think of it, we're talking about the assholes who mutilate the genitals of little girls, and in this instance the jews are just as bad.
if they want to pray 5 times a day, they can. if they feel exposing too much skin is a bad thing, right there with them.
but if they want to fuck up my pearl, they're gonna have to kill me first.
i live in the uk, gun laws are more heavily restricted, so i'm not even gonna need those bootlets anyway.
a metal bar will work just as well in close range.
#290 - anangrytaco (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm with you homie.
I mean I'm all for supporting for freedom of religion but we as very intellectual human beings have to start to understand that there are things as ludicrous cultures and practices. People might argue and say "Who are we to change another culture's ways?". Well we are human capable of congregation and reasoning. We should be smart enough to decided what practices are just too extreme to continue.

That maybe a 12 year old girl is considered holy to marry because she hasn't gotten her period is grotesque and perverse.

That maybe a 40-something year old man marrying 7 different underage girls is actual degradation of women and cruel.

However I am not willing to travel across the world to change some of their disgusting ways. So I will let them be as long as they do the same. But to move to our nations, and start causing shit and revolt because our culture doesn't agree their ways. Simply, Fuck You.
#165 - holy ******* **** . so they have the shrapnel…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Pigs are flying +1
User avatar #182 - shadowmanzninetwo (05/07/2015) [-]
I still prefer the parasol analogy, but yeah. It's like shooting someone with a bullet with a tiny shotgun inside, and once it's in, it shoots buckshot out of you. But the buckshot is swords.
#192 - brothergrimm (05/07/2015) [-]
Odin's balls!!! i need these!
User avatar #282 - wootsauce (05/07/2015) [-]
You totally should! I thought they were just gimmick ammo but after researching it, these things se to be a valid replacement for hollow point ammunition.

Though they are 3 bucks a round.
User avatar #188 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
gun version of senbon sakura, got it.
#142 - thank you for correcting me, however i was under the impressio…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on No parents 0
User avatar #147 - sympathyforme (05/06/2015) [-]
Maybe it's different in the North but in the Republic we have no bad feelings towards the Scots, we'd root for them if they were playing anyone but ourselves.

Well, except for Rangers fans.
User avatar #151 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2015) [-]
i'm 1/16th irish and i take my heritage very seriously (my dad is a history nerd and got me interested in my family history), regrettably i don't actually know much about ireland, northern or republic.
i'd love to learn from you, if you're willing to spend some time writing about it.
User avatar #156 - sympathyforme (05/06/2015) [-]
If you have a specific question I can try and answer it but, not to sound like a dick, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
User avatar #174 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2015) [-]
fair enough, you have a good day, i'll youtube some stuff about it.
#141 - "The Game" -redstonealchemist  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on No parents 0
#170 - johnylingo (05/07/2015) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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