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redstonealchemist

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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#1087
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Highest Comment Rank:#882
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Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

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#66 - i am reading a fanfic of harry potter with the original alterc…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +5
#79 - imadeanaccountforu (12/14/2014) [-]
NOW I WANT TO READ FANFICTION. God dammit red.
User avatar #90 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
it's called harry potter and the methods of rationality. i'm on chapter 15 of 102
#61 - molten rock = squishy. boobs = squishy. boobs = molten…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +117
#138 - biater (12/14/2014) [-]
Bam, science
#30 - here, have my reaction folder. it took EIGHT *****… 12/14/2014 on Awwww yissss +4
#29 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Awwww yissss 0
#65 - this planet has a fatal flaw. it's populated by humans. humans…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - wiredguy (12/14/2014) [-]
dude calm down
User avatar #68 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
sorry i had at least two weeks worth of caffeine a few days ago over the span of 2 days and i still can't sleep properly
#23 - funny thing: i never did like squirting porn because it resemb…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Porn news 0
#44 - Valid (12/14/2014) [-]
I'd urinate on your face
#12 - you ******* sexy chocolate covering nipple-tickle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Let me be frank, booty had... +3
#14 - definitelynotanon (12/14/2014) [-]
everyone was
#44 - yes, she's a women and i'm a people 12/14/2014 on the Sun News On Gamergate +4
#43 - thank you based canadian 12/14/2014 on the Sun News On Gamergate +2
#27 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll 1, 999999999-999999999*"** …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on FJ nuggets 3 +2
#45 - nocta (12/14/2014) [-]
#39 - oceanmist has deleted their comment.
#26 - i'm using my xbox 360 controller as a mouse and it was so … 12/14/2014 on FJ nuggets 3 0
#8 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll pokemon*"** **redstonealche… 12/14/2014 on That is the face of a real... 0
#14 - i missed your faggotry 12/14/2014 on it's funny because one has... -4
#13 - narcolepsy mentioned, swell with crippling sleep disorder  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on it's funny because one has... +2
User avatar #15 - leprechaunne (12/14/2014) [-]
It's ok, I'm a hypersomniac. Mine inhibits my waking life a lot less, but I know what it's like to not be able to do something because of sleep
#36 - it's anime, there is no such thing as depth 12/14/2014 on When You Drink Milk at the... +3
#43 - because you touch yourself at night  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Rekt 0
User avatar #45 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I like you though. Lets be friends!
User avatar #44 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't have anything to trump that.
#47 - not forgetting that 2/3rds of the hogwards syllabus doesn't us… 12/14/2014 on It's a kind of Magic +1
#37 - "alright, that'll be 74 Deutsch Marks, will you be paying…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Rekt 0
User avatar #42 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #45 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I like you though. Lets be friends!
User avatar #44 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't have anything to trump that.
#41 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS
#40 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
*Takes the coat and runs as I realize I am on my smurf account and nothing I say matters*
#34 - "certainly, mam. would you like that with or without mous…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Rekt +1
#35 - menomegusta (12/14/2014) [-]
"With please"

(also I'm a dude)
User avatar #37 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
"alright, that'll be 74 Deutsch Marks, will you be paying by cash or credit?"

(also i'm not a dude)
User avatar #42 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #45 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I like you though. Lets be friends!
User avatar #44 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't have anything to trump that.
#41 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS
#40 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
*Takes the coat and runs as I realize I am on my smurf account and nothing I say matters*
#103 - Yes. 12/14/2014 on New Digimon Series 0
#25 - i don't know how dairy-dependant Denmark is, but here in the U… 12/14/2014 on Saw this sign outside a pub... 0
#32 - i'd wear a leather coat if it was made from the skin of a part…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Rekt +1
#33 - menomegusta (12/14/2014) [-]
*walks into coat store* "Hello! I would like your finest Hitler leather coat."
#97 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Does this look like an evil man?
User avatar #34 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
"certainly, mam. would you like that with or without moustache fur?"
#35 - menomegusta (12/14/2014) [-]
"With please"

(also I'm a dude)
User avatar #37 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
"alright, that'll be 74 Deutsch Marks, will you be paying by cash or credit?"

(also i'm not a dude)
User avatar #42 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #45 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I like you though. Lets be friends!
User avatar #44 - diegrammernazis (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't have anything to trump that.
#41 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS
#40 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
*Takes the coat and runs as I realize I am on my smurf account and nothing I say matters*
#78 - i'd play that if for nothing else than to laugh at the … 12/14/2014 on 7.8 too much loli 0
#23 - i went 9 ******* months without cheese. chees…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Saw this sign outside a pub... 0
User avatar #24 - minorian (12/14/2014) [-]
I live in Denmark, the land of dairy, and I went 1.5 years vegan, so I really know what you're talking about. It was (probably) easier for me, as I've been a vegetarian since birth, but what I missed what drinking milk and eating bread, cheese wasn't much of an issue, except on pizza.
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2014) [-]
i don't know how dairy-dependant Denmark is, but here in the UK, if it's mass-produced and edible, it almost definitely contains milk, cheese, 'milk proteins' or whey powder.
i'm pretty sure 'milk proteins' is a way of saying "we can't put cocaine in drinks, but we can put opium in food!"
#39 - Robb in da hood 12/14/2014 on people who pirate games 0

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#46 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
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#48 to #47 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
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#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#56 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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