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Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

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#73 - can i have info on this game please? 11/27/2014 on 12/10, it's all right 0
#72 - trollfail 11/27/2014 on 12/10, it's all right +6
#135 - it's a fact that about 1/3rd of all women who have given birth…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2014 on tumblr shit +1
User avatar #136 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
this sounds good.

I have a few friends with skills for game making (One learning more complex C++ and music, the other modelling and texturing)

Perhaps they could use this idea after they get used to game making to start it up and eventually kickstart it and steam greenlight it....
User avatar #137 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
if you need help with voice acting, narrative or anything like that, i'll gladly help
User avatar #138 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
It's going to be a long time until they are prepared for a project like that.
Just tell me three things...
1) Quality of mic
2)Gender+Age
3)What should it be called? (Reference to 50s' or something would be cool)
User avatar #139 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
quality of mic: decent, but can be scratchy, maybe radio voice? suitable enough if someone is good at editing voices.
gender: i can do several different voices for men and women
age: 20
game name: i have no idea, should be a group effort i think, maybe something cheesy?
User avatar #140 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
Aye.

Okay...well we're a bunch of stupid teenagers (Although friends are top of the class, I'm just another gamer-fag that you'd find anywhere)

I'll add you on FJ and I'll message you or something when it's ready to begin.
Remember, though, it's going to be a long time before they become good at unity (although I kinda wanted to use CryEngine 3...)
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
i started a course in game design but had to leave half-way through because of my health.
cry engine is a great way to make games, i can see why you'd want to use it, but the interface with unity is simpler and easier for the newcomer to the tech.
if you weren't grinding for time, i'd suggest going for cry engine and wash over the failure of a first rendition and take it back to the storyboard and remake it so it's much better, but if they're dead-set on unity, i'd advise them to take their time and make sure they focus on physics and gameplay first, the graphics and story, then smaller things after that
User avatar #142 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
Will remember :p

Also, unity dev licenses are cheaper if I remember correctly.
But I doubt a kickstarter for a game like this would get off the ground, yet the greenlight would make it...
User avatar #143 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
this is the internet.
people paid a man money so he could have a fucking potato salad.
User avatar #144 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
That was a j-

actually, yeah. If they pull through it'll probably end up getting like 30k more then the target of like 10k for workstations (PCs), mics and dev licenses as well as the Kickstarter merch.
#38 - how about a supersoldier serum that went onto the black market…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/26/2014 on tumblr shit +1
User avatar #47 - hongkong (11/26/2014) [-]
that was basically my thought as well. a militarised operation gone to shit.

Or just the the serum caused some mutation over a long period of time, or some other chemical that they didnt test with (like an everyday thing like suger salt or something that humans have an abundence of) that changed the chemical structure of the serum once in a human body so it only affected the Y chromosome. This though in turn would lead to femels with the Y chromosome would also become affected.
User avatar #135 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
it's a fact that about 1/3rd of all women who have given birth to a boy has some cells that have a Y chromasome, so if it only affects the Y gene, it gives them certain mutated cells, which allows them to combat the mutants and any child born after this would give the child natural immunity, especially the male ones. this could lead to a sequelwith a protagonist of whom you can select the gender and other such details.
and a third game which carries on using your preset character with their XP, skills, tools, etc
User avatar #136 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
this sounds good.

I have a few friends with skills for game making (One learning more complex C++ and music, the other modelling and texturing)

Perhaps they could use this idea after they get used to game making to start it up and eventually kickstart it and steam greenlight it....
User avatar #137 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
if you need help with voice acting, narrative or anything like that, i'll gladly help
User avatar #138 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
It's going to be a long time until they are prepared for a project like that.
Just tell me three things...
1) Quality of mic
2)Gender+Age
3)What should it be called? (Reference to 50s' or something would be cool)
User avatar #139 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
quality of mic: decent, but can be scratchy, maybe radio voice? suitable enough if someone is good at editing voices.
gender: i can do several different voices for men and women
age: 20
game name: i have no idea, should be a group effort i think, maybe something cheesy?
User avatar #140 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
Aye.

Okay...well we're a bunch of stupid teenagers (Although friends are top of the class, I'm just another gamer-fag that you'd find anywhere)

I'll add you on FJ and I'll message you or something when it's ready to begin.
Remember, though, it's going to be a long time before they become good at unity (although I kinda wanted to use CryEngine 3...)
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
i started a course in game design but had to leave half-way through because of my health.
cry engine is a great way to make games, i can see why you'd want to use it, but the interface with unity is simpler and easier for the newcomer to the tech.
if you weren't grinding for time, i'd suggest going for cry engine and wash over the failure of a first rendition and take it back to the storyboard and remake it so it's much better, but if they're dead-set on unity, i'd advise them to take their time and make sure they focus on physics and gameplay first, the graphics and story, then smaller things after that
User avatar #142 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
Will remember :p

Also, unity dev licenses are cheaper if I remember correctly.
But I doubt a kickstarter for a game like this would get off the ground, yet the greenlight would make it...
User avatar #143 - redstonealchemist (11/27/2014) [-]
this is the internet.
people paid a man money so he could have a fucking potato salad.
User avatar #144 - mentlgen (11/27/2014) [-]
That was a j-

actually, yeah. If they pull through it'll probably end up getting like 30k more then the target of like 10k for workstations (PCs), mics and dev licenses as well as the Kickstarter merch.
#54 - 3.93 GB, but it doesn't count because i have back-ups 11/26/2014 on That ID though 0
#93 - do you actually see the sex happening? 11/26/2014 on Fallout Cannon -1
#601 - Picture 11/26/2014 on gimme your best roll idea +1
#19 - maybe you'll like this: it's ****  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Fat acceptance +1
#20 - vorarephilia (11/25/2014) [-]
thanks.
#18 - she looks like she's trying to consume that child and absorb h… 11/25/2014 on Fat acceptance 0
#136 - standing up?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on how men pee 0
#151 - mattgibbi (11/25/2014) [-]
i guess so
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#132 - a friend of mine on a bad day gets x4 stream. he said it was l… 11/25/2014 on how men pee +1
#131 - a male friend of mine, on the subject of bathroom use, discuss… 11/25/2014 on how men pee +1
#83 - discussing 'complex' subjects in my family is very common when… 11/25/2014 on freak out 0
#81 - but the convoy of the mind is the personality, the expression,… 11/25/2014 on freak out 0
#435 - now make a game where you can use all of thes powers. 11/25/2014 on Choices +1
#10094133 - K. 11/23/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#13 - IT. IS. REAL. IT. IS. HAPPENING.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/22/2014 on should've closed the ports +43
#56 - gitgudscrub (11/23/2014) [-]
It's all over.
#14 - roninneko (11/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - gentlemantoast (11/23/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #33 - skulldan (11/23/2014) [-]
this is the fucking thing why do you need a link to a different page with the same vid
User avatar #34 - gentlemantoast (11/23/2014) [-]
So that I may be able to favorite the video on YouTube so that I may be able to have it for future generations, share it more easily, and post it on other sites that allow YouTube links and would not accept such a link that is from FunnyJunk. Thanks.
User avatar #63 - roninneko (11/23/2014) [-]
Or, you could right-click and hit, "Save video as..." ...
User avatar #35 - skulldan (11/23/2014) [-]
not sure its a youtube video. if i remember it was made when funnyjunk announced WEBM's
User avatar #37 - gentlemantoast (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh alright.
#30 - > two strong independent women > one owns a business… 11/22/2014 on Yes please +12
#29 - this is going straight into my korralection 11/22/2014 on Yes please 0
#25 - Picture 11/22/2014 on The Vinyl Ass 0
#33 - **** you're welcome.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Help the blind +1
User avatar #74 - geofalke (11/23/2014) [-]
holy shit man, I haven't been there in years. Damn site died a long time ago.
#28 - because you touch yourself at night 11/22/2014 on Doctor +2
#44 - because you touch yourself at night 11/22/2014 on Giraffe Bread +1
#103 - i support this everything between the two distinct genders… 11/22/2014 on Racist Cat 0

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#46 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 to #47 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#56 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
#44 to #43 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
you're kinda cute, in a weird way. you have a nice day too.
what brought you to my page btw?
User avatar #45 to #44 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Thank you! In a weird way? Why thank you again. Haha. Same thing that brings me to everyones page wanting to make sure you know you have a friend! And to wish you a good day.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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