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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#14251
Comment Ranking:#1178
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
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Comment Thumbs: 11169 total,  15290 ,  4121
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:5
Content Views:72794
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:8577
FJ Points:273
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#28 - laina (overly attached girlfriend) being sexy, please ignore  [+] (16 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Test +150
#84 - mrmojito (02/26/2015) [-]
#82 - destroyerofcheese (02/26/2015) [-]
#81 - zerotzallander (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 - dlman (02/26/2015) [-]
no
pls
she's still innocent to me
#59 - juha (02/26/2015) [-]
#57 - adzoh (02/26/2015) [-]
Is she doing porn yet?
#102 - flameblaze (02/26/2015) [-]
You're not alone.
User avatar #89 - sphincterface (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't want her to...she's too sweet and innocent for that..
User avatar #70 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
she's too sweet to do porn
User avatar #95 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/26/2015) [-]
I'd be okay with some nude modeling though.
#45 - frostyfrosty (02/26/2015) [-]
Here's more my friend.
#71 - eyyboss (02/26/2015) [-]
oh dear lawd
#36 - junkk (02/26/2015) [-]
I could have sworn I was wearing trousers a second ago...
#31 - hetzerdk (02/26/2015) [-]
Damn you, i dont have reserve pants and my breincinema is just running wild...
#30 - yourinvisiblegf (02/26/2015) [-]
i'm trying my best
#29 - bazda (02/26/2015) [-]
Impossibru.
#23 - that is ******* adorable 02/26/2015 on Awwww 0
#8 - DO YOU EVEN VIKING?! 02/26/2015 on Sounds Like An Idea To Me -1
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Sounds Like An Idea To Me -5
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (02/26/2015) [-]
...that´s pretty gay.
User avatar #17 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
what's gay about a chick liking hairy men?
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (02/26/2015) [-]
Thinking not having long hair makes you less manly is gay. Gay in the sense of pretty fucking dumb, not in the sense of dick-on-dick-action. Especially with your explanation down there of it stemming out of the metal-scene because the metal scene is pretty much the gayest around - yet again, gay as in dumb, not as in misusing-the-pooper-gay.
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
i meant that my bias towards long hair and beards probably stems from my preference to rock and metal.
User avatar #12 - iforgotmyothername (02/26/2015) [-]
or people can do whatever the fuck they want and you can go fuck yourself with a dildo made of your real man hair
User avatar #9 - barakakaka (02/26/2015) [-]
A real man isn't defined by his hair. Women care about hair cause they are shallow. A mans actions speak more powerful than his attire or features.
User avatar #10 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
hairiness in my family is interpreted as masculinity and short hair (as in too short to reach the ear lobe) is interpreted as a dis-favourable trait.
we live in an area with a lot of chavs and all of the chavs have short hair.
you could say the local cultural normative of short-haired males has modified my family's perception of society.
we prefer rock and metal music, my brothers, for example: one of them is a rocker and the other is a metalhead, so the subculture sourced in rock and metal music may have a strong influence over what we consider normal and any male who chooses by their own volition to not fit that culture, which is perfectly fine for them to do, is considered to be company that is not preferred.
smart hairstyles are an exception to this personally, as the person in question appears to care about how they are perceived in a certain way that exhibits features of above-average intelligence and intelligence is also a preferable trait.
on a related note, my nana only listened to classical music and i slept over every weekend, that might have had an influence over my preferences
#14 - xxDanvelxx (02/26/2015) [-]
Son? I didn't know you went on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #16 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
no, i'm female. i have two brothers and two sisters.
i really want to grow out my hair (scalp hair) so it'll reach my waist, but right now it only goes down to my chest, so i've started putting in motion some features of daily life that will boost hair growth rate.
i have yet to change my shampooing/conditioning routine and organise for my mum to cut about half an inch off my hair every six weeks.
another thing i have in mind is a fantastic thing: if you mix fresh lemon juice with conditioner and sit in strong sunlight for two hours, wash out and then shampoo/condition as normal, it'll make the hair lighter. do it once a week and you'd notice a difference quickly.
#30 - rdobet (02/26/2015) [-]
Can't really make hair grow faster. Best you can do is to keep it from falling out.
User avatar #31 - redstonealchemist (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah, longer is better to me. i can't wait until it reaches my wasit
#33 - rdobet (02/27/2015) [-]
That really didn't respond to my reply at all, but meh. I like long hair. I wish I didn't always have short curly hair.
User avatar #11 - barakakaka (02/26/2015) [-]
In my family its the opposite. We are all pretty militarists so we enjoy our hair "by the grooming standard". Personally i love metal and even go at metal concerts but it does feel kinda outta place with my short hair.
#40 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Filthy Frank comp +1
#20 - ^^ parody 02/26/2015 on Shakira Shakira 0
#27 - well it looked like a game in its own right as far as i could … 02/26/2015 on Overkill to do list 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Hey look, it's Morgan Freeman +7
#52 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
That gif is so fucking tumblr.
#161 - i want a HD version of this on a top  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Rapeographic 0
#167 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
What you want to go around with the argument "Rapes basically don't happen" on your top?

Good fucken idea.
User avatar #173 - gladiumspiritus (02/24/2015) [-]
How does it feel? You know, being retarded and the such?
#209 - mmm that's good boob physics. 02/23/2015 on Dat animation 0
#53 - GIMME DAT LOOT! 02/23/2015 on You KNOW Something is Back... 0
#56 - X.D. are weird initials. i wonder what his name is. 02/23/2015 on I used to work in a... 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on *Insert evil title* +3
#35 - yourpervuncle (02/23/2015) [-]
#2 - but i'm in the poorer half of lower class...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on It's nice to see ppl get... +3
#8 - chrispoot (02/22/2015) [-]
Then join us!
#6 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
RISE, DAMNIT.
#16 - Picture 02/22/2015 on That one time when Obama... +1
#52 - would have worked on me. 02/22/2015 on Social Media Comp 22 0
#51 - my anti-stupid filter read it as "you aren't" more t… 02/22/2015 on Social Media Comp 22 +4
#50 - weirdest rumour ever spread about me? apparently i impregn… 02/22/2015 on Social Media Comp 22 0
#167 - omg make him president already! 02/22/2015 on When you are the only senator. 0
#33 - if i like something so much that i think a thumbs up wouldn't … 02/22/2015 on guys. GUYS. 0
#357 - gosh no, i'd only kill them if i see them raping people. 02/21/2015 on Navy SEALs Fact Compilation 0
#132 - What. The. Frickle Frack? 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... 0
#43 - that last one makes me suspicious of all the others  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on VIdeo Game Facts Part 2 0
User avatar #55 - danster (02/21/2015) [-]
you should be, that sword looks really different to the actual master sword
#32 - that's a sinery in itself 02/21/2015 on She knows from experience. +1
#102 - yeah, i'm gonna need some sauce on that. 02/21/2015 on Lewd +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
User avatar #62 to #61 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
k
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #24 to #22 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
B?
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Hardly.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
User avatar #19 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
thanks
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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