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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5084
Comment Ranking:#3626
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
Content Thumbs: 457 total,  747 ,  290
Comment Thumbs: 11657 total,  15898 ,  4241
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:5
Content Views:83214
Times Content Favorited:46 times
Total Comments Made:9106
FJ Points:735
Favorite Tags: the (4) | nudes (3) | a (2) | dumbass (2) | fag (2) | fapenning (2) | funny (2) | game (2) | i (2) | it (2) | its (2) | man (2) | nude (2) | repost (2) | sorry (2) | steam (2) | still (2) | Stupid (2) | You (2)
i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#23 - i hate seeing other people kiss because i start mentally criti… 03/29/2015 on what we see 0
#17 - i'm used to sleeping in a single bed, the only time i've ever … 03/29/2015 on Sleep +11
#126 - how about white robes, irrationally cheerful teens, plastic go… 03/29/2015 on pls withhold the ban hammer 0
#41 - 1. admin 2. theoriginalmaki 3. miia 03/29/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? 0
#30 - are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#28 - so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do b…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#26 - i don't speak german  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #27 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It means "sub-human"
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do better" and i therefore i am more likely to have a smaller than average selection of potential partners?
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#23 - untermensch?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #24 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. The unter-est.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
i don't speak german
User avatar #27 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It means "sub-human"
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do better" and i therefore i am more likely to have a smaller than average selection of potential partners?
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#78 - a youth christian celibacy group with a paedo pastor, but i ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on pls withhold the ban hammer 0
User avatar #125 - smallzninja (03/29/2015) [-]
i was actually gonna go with that, but wasn't sure ow to represent that all in 1 panel (the 2nd one)
User avatar #126 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
how about white robes, irrationally cheerful teens, plastic goblets, a punch bowl and a banner that says "suicide is super fun!!"?
#32 - no, i got the funny, i was retorting with a common mistake tha… 03/29/2015 on German smoothie replies to... 0
#9 - every single person in your direct ancestral line was attracti…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. +5
#22 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It's possible, though, that both of your parents are untermensch, because each of them could lay anyone better. Therefore making you untermensch.
User avatar #23 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
untermensch?
User avatar #24 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. The unter-est.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
i don't speak german
User avatar #27 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It means "sub-human"
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do better" and i therefore i am more likely to have a smaller than average selection of potential partners?
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#21 - >german >humour  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2015 on German smoothie replies to... -32
User avatar #44 - honzo (03/29/2015) [-]
why does this have so many red thumbs? what kind of idiot would believe that you're being serious?
#58 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
these are probably the same people who take fedoralovers comments at face value
#23 - chaostian (03/29/2015) [-]
Some things are lost in translation of course. See your missing out on the heiling and the talk about the fourth Reich. And some hidden train for transportation of "goods"

I know this because of years of Ww2 games I have an almost complete understanding of the german language.
User avatar #32 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
no, i got the funny, i was retorting with a common mistake that germans don't laugh
#21 - i'm trying to teach myself the origin of alphabetical syntax a… 03/29/2015 on Romani Ite Domum +1
#20 - sometimes i can estimate what something means by the nouns use… 03/29/2015 on Romani Ite Domum 0
#45 - it's *roll rpg class*  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Check them 0
#47 - fistings has deleted their comment.
User avatar #48 - fistings (03/29/2015) [-]
**fistings used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**fistings rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
User avatar #46 - fistings (03/29/2015) [-]
no, mah cis privilege
User avatar #73 - deucestar (03/29/2015) [-]
**deucestar used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**deucestar rolls If you are murdered (or have any crime committed against you), your gender expression will not be used as a justification for your murder (“gay panic”) nor as a reason to coddle the perpetrators.**
User avatar #74 - deucestar (03/29/2015) [-]
damn i scored on that roll lol
#44 - i checked my privilege once. i scored -865. you can qu… 03/29/2015 on Check them +2
#26 - Picture 03/29/2015 on stereotyping: Fun for the... +5
#25 - looks like you've made a typographic error. i believe you … 03/29/2015 on stereotyping: Fun for the... +13
#2494 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll rpg race*"** **redstonealch… 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#2493 - *roll rpg class* 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#2492 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll rpg name*"** **redstonealch…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #2494 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll rpg race*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls dwarf**
User avatar #2493 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
*roll rpg class*
#148 - sounds like slut-shaming to me... 03/29/2015 on idiots need feminism comp 0
#147 - WE FOUND HER! WE FOUND THE VAGINA WHISPERER! 03/29/2015 on idiots need feminism comp 0
#22 - wait, he wasn't referring to him?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Every girl is though... +2
#44 - terminallyunique (03/29/2015) [-]
idk if you're joking or not but isn't sully erna the guy from Godsmack?
#21 - it's true, but i'm the quirky kind of crazy 03/29/2015 on Every girl is though... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #58 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
User avatar #60 to #59 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
maybe
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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