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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#155 - no it's just something a say all the time. if you had said…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Bart Simpson And Roman... 0
User avatar #156 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Once again, that comeback is terrible.
Anyway, could you please buy me a Steam game?
User avatar #157 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
as long as it's free, sure.
oh shit i just remembered i need to hook up my xbox to see if there's a free game avaiable, thanks for reminding me, bro
User avatar #158 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
It's Go Go Nippon, it's only $10
Also, it's some Batman game, didn't look too interesting.
User avatar #159 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
oh shit, it's still the fake batman game? i deleted that shit because it's only got multiplayer. if it had a singleplayer campaign i would have love it
User avatar #160 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't even bother with it, Saints Row III was the last I downloaded
So how about Go Go Nippon
User avatar #161 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't like happy fun games. the closest i get to anime games is kingdom hearts and final fantasy and even then i only have played certain ones.
i can't decide if number 12 or number 13 is better. i love the freedom of battle in number 12, but i prefer the story in number 13.
another thing i loved about number 12 was the automatic battle things. it made certain boss battles much easier, for example some optional bosses disallowed physical attacks or magical attacks
User avatar #162 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
13 was good, though I found the characters and story were extremely similar to 7. It made up for it, though, with Sazh alone. I haven't played 12, however.
Are you going to buy me Go Go Nippon though.
User avatar #163 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
not a chance
User avatar #164 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Ayy why not?
User avatar #165 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't waste money on junk
User avatar #166 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Then buy me a game that isnt hunk
User avatar #167 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
alright then, i'm going to need your bank details, your security question, pin number, name, age, date of birth, etc
#168 - gingers can't be tomatoes because they're potatoes 07/16/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... 0
#38 - i love you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on i put 2 and 2 together today +1
User avatar #39 - swordartonlinefan (07/15/2014) [-]
haha thanks friend! the new series is on crunchyroll and hulu those have the best picture quality in my opinion. i could find a site that has it for free
#36 - NEW series of SAO?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on i put 2 and 2 together today 0
User avatar #37 - swordartonlinefan (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah its SAO2:Gun Gale online
User avatar #38 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #39 - swordartonlinefan (07/15/2014) [-]
haha thanks friend! the new series is on crunchyroll and hulu those have the best picture quality in my opinion. i could find a site that has it for free
#24 - Picture 07/15/2014 on We Got a Smart One Here -10
#25 - you know you're talented when you can do parkour on a skateboard 07/15/2014 on So fresh 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Good Guy Nigeria +15
#52 - waffies (07/16/2014) [-]
is 4 u
#39 - and magic is being able to turn into a tomato  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... +1
#45 - nsfwanon (07/15/2014) [-]
So ginger people in the summer become magicians then?
#72 - chords (07/15/2014) [-]
i am a ginger and i can confirm i am tomato
User avatar #168 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
gingers can't be tomatoes because they're potatoes
#99 - >pluto >planet you should be  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... 0
User avatar #100 - secretdestroyers (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay, maybe a little bit...
#98 - PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... +1
#117 - i respect you for keeping the comment 07/15/2014 on Bart Simpson And Roman... 0
#116 - that would be "RedstoneAlchemist des(u)" 07/15/2014 on Bart Simpson And Roman... 0
#115 - you're face is a weeaboo  [+] (14 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bart Simpson And Roman... 0
User avatar #152 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
That comeback was terrible.
Typical, for a weeaboo like yourself.
User avatar #155 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
no it's just something a say all the time.
if you had said "you're stupid"
i would have said "your face is stupid"
it's become somewhat of a notable feature within my vocabulary
User avatar #156 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Once again, that comeback is terrible.
Anyway, could you please buy me a Steam game?
User avatar #157 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
as long as it's free, sure.
oh shit i just remembered i need to hook up my xbox to see if there's a free game avaiable, thanks for reminding me, bro
User avatar #158 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
It's Go Go Nippon, it's only $10
Also, it's some Batman game, didn't look too interesting.
User avatar #159 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
oh shit, it's still the fake batman game? i deleted that shit because it's only got multiplayer. if it had a singleplayer campaign i would have love it
User avatar #160 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't even bother with it, Saints Row III was the last I downloaded
So how about Go Go Nippon
User avatar #161 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't like happy fun games. the closest i get to anime games is kingdom hearts and final fantasy and even then i only have played certain ones.
i can't decide if number 12 or number 13 is better. i love the freedom of battle in number 12, but i prefer the story in number 13.
another thing i loved about number 12 was the automatic battle things. it made certain boss battles much easier, for example some optional bosses disallowed physical attacks or magical attacks
User avatar #162 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
13 was good, though I found the characters and story were extremely similar to 7. It made up for it, though, with Sazh alone. I haven't played 12, however.
Are you going to buy me Go Go Nippon though.
User avatar #163 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
not a chance
User avatar #164 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Ayy why not?
User avatar #165 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't waste money on junk
User avatar #166 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Then buy me a game that isnt hunk
User avatar #167 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
alright then, i'm going to need your bank details, your security question, pin number, name, age, date of birth, etc
#38 - i'm not a weeaboo, i just like certain shows and sometimes i f…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bart Simpson And Roman... -2
User avatar #168 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Steam nigga steam
User avatar #169 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
steam?
you mean like the program where you can download games?
User avatar #170 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Of course.
You can get Go Go Nippon on steam for $9.95.
Alternatively, Cherry Tree High Comedy Club is only $7.99, or there's Science Girls! for $4.99.
I can pay you back with services.
User avatar #171 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
you mean i can take you a rock climbing centre and you can't refuse?!
BADASS!
User avatar #172 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
If you are willing to pay for travel costs and the rock climbing I'll do it.
I was thinking more along the lines of writing a song about you or something but that works.
User avatar #173 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
this doesn't sound like we're joking any more
User avatar #174 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
I was never joking. I really need a new steam game.
User avatar #176 - redstonealchemist (07/17/2014) [-]
then get a free one
or don't pirate them on piratebay because absolutely no one does that, especially from a user called NoSteam
User avatar #39 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
Nah man that's pretty weeby digestive end product
User avatar #115 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
you're face is a weeaboo
User avatar #152 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
That comeback was terrible.
Typical, for a weeaboo like yourself.
User avatar #155 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
no it's just something a say all the time.
if you had said "you're stupid"
i would have said "your face is stupid"
it's become somewhat of a notable feature within my vocabulary
User avatar #156 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Once again, that comeback is terrible.
Anyway, could you please buy me a Steam game?
User avatar #157 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
as long as it's free, sure.
oh shit i just remembered i need to hook up my xbox to see if there's a free game avaiable, thanks for reminding me, bro
User avatar #158 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
It's Go Go Nippon, it's only $10
Also, it's some Batman game, didn't look too interesting.
User avatar #159 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
oh shit, it's still the fake batman game? i deleted that shit because it's only got multiplayer. if it had a singleplayer campaign i would have love it
User avatar #160 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't even bother with it, Saints Row III was the last I downloaded
So how about Go Go Nippon
User avatar #161 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't like happy fun games. the closest i get to anime games is kingdom hearts and final fantasy and even then i only have played certain ones.
i can't decide if number 12 or number 13 is better. i love the freedom of battle in number 12, but i prefer the story in number 13.
another thing i loved about number 12 was the automatic battle things. it made certain boss battles much easier, for example some optional bosses disallowed physical attacks or magical attacks
User avatar #162 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
13 was good, though I found the characters and story were extremely similar to 7. It made up for it, though, with Sazh alone. I haven't played 12, however.
Are you going to buy me Go Go Nippon though.
User avatar #163 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
not a chance
User avatar #164 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Ayy why not?
User avatar #165 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't waste money on junk
User avatar #166 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Then buy me a game that isnt hunk
User avatar #167 - redstonealchemist (07/16/2014) [-]
alright then, i'm going to need your bank details, your security question, pin number, name, age, date of birth, etc
#36 - fits him well 07/15/2014 on well, I'm a fucking retard 0
#35 - link? 07/15/2014 on well, I'm a fucking retard 0
#6 - intense bodylove YOU I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A STEVE THE PIRATE JOKE! 07/15/2014 on GOOD GOD!! +2
#24 - they can't do anything past six, can they? 07/15/2014 on The day 4chan grew a soul 0
#25 - a cucumber is a girls' best friend  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Vegatables 0
User avatar #27 - brotherhood (07/15/2014) [-]
can i get a larger version of you're profile pic
#79 - redstonealchemist (07/23/2014) [-]
sorry it took so long, your comment got lost in a sea of notifications
#80 - brotherhood (07/23/2014) [-]
no problem have boobs for your trouble
#28 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
no

backpassage
#5 - it's not as good as yugioh gx referencing both american pie an… 07/15/2014 on Number 10 0
#25 - holy digestive end product that's morbid. no wonder the factor… 07/15/2014 on Why did the chicken cross... 0
#62 - > ugly and evil > beautiful and evil since when … 07/15/2014 on Disney Villians 0
#23 - are chickens legit cannibals?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Why did the chicken cross... 0
User avatar #24 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, they used to make little chicken sunglasses to prevent it. I think it was to mask the blood. I don't remember.
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
holy digestive end product that's morbid. no wonder the factory farms shave down their beaks
#69 - **redstonealchemist rolled image ** mfw 07/15/2014 on I'm sure someone will try it -1
#20 - it's the same as a human eating the flesh of another ape. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Why did the chicken cross... 0
#22 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**

1. Chickens are cannibalistic.
2. That means you'd laugh at a human eating another human.
User avatar #23 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
are chickens legit cannibals?
User avatar #24 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, they used to make little chicken sunglasses to prevent it. I think it was to mask the blood. I don't remember.
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
holy digestive end product that's morbid. no wonder the factory farms shave down their beaks

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User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the nsfw section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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