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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#24 - thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#22 - no, but i hope to be doing parkour flexibility training soon  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
User avatar #33 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's a better plan
>Get a bunch of buckets
>Place them on all theater employees' heads
>Steal foods of your choosing from the concession stand
>Walk into theater and enjoy movie
>Finish movie and make sure to be out before employees accidentally twitch off the bucket and magically track you down to tell you to leave.
>Leave before town guards arrive

Ready? Go!
User avatar #28 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright, I think I have a Plan.
>Gain the parkour skills
>Get a bucket
>Go to the movie theater or somewhere close
>Form a crowd
>Start showing of your skills
>Impress the crowd
>Gain all the monies
>Pay for the ticket and snacks like a fucking boss

Or just climb through the roof, It's less legal but equally effective
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens aren't very good. but i reckon i'm desperate enough
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#20 - but i'm poooooor  [+] (19 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot -5
User avatar #84 - guitarnigger (08/08/2014) [-]
a poor guy with access to internet?
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
i'm poor because my sister is costing my mum about £500 a month
User avatar #78 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Lazy =/= poor
User avatar #79 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Ok, one leads to another cut that out
User avatar #36 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
You cant muster up 5.50 to go see a movie but you're on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #39 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where you're seeing movies for $5.50. In my area, the cheaper tickets are $11.99, and the expensive 3D IMAX ones are $15.99.
User avatar #41 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
My local theater is 5.50 weekdays and 6.50 on weekends.
User avatar #42 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from? I must live in an expensive area or something.
User avatar #47 - emjorgie (08/08/2014) [-]
I live in a suburban area and movie tickets here are 9 dollars before four and 11.50 after four, so its not just you!
#80 - rdobet (08/08/2014) [-]
Same.
User avatar #21 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you have ninja skills?
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
no, but i hope to be doing parkour flexibility training soon
User avatar #33 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's a better plan
>Get a bunch of buckets
>Place them on all theater employees' heads
>Steal foods of your choosing from the concession stand
>Walk into theater and enjoy movie
>Finish movie and make sure to be out before employees accidentally twitch off the bucket and magically track you down to tell you to leave.
>Leave before town guards arrive

Ready? Go!
User avatar #28 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright, I think I have a Plan.
>Gain the parkour skills
>Get a bucket
>Go to the movie theater or somewhere close
>Form a crowd
>Start showing of your skills
>Impress the crowd
>Gain all the monies
>Pay for the ticket and snacks like a fucking boss

Or just climb through the roof, It's less legal but equally effective
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens aren't very good. but i reckon i'm desperate enough
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#56 - maybe you should get a 'prescription' 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#55 - > be me > be 9 > sleep at friends house, my s… 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#54 - number 5 is beutiful and how the hell is bambi's mum like an a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
User avatar #55 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
> be me
> be 9
> sleep at friends house, my sister and his sister were friends at the time
> had to sleep in his sisters' room on the floor for some reason (she was sleeping with her bf at his house)
> good nights sleep
> next day sister says friend and i talked in our sleep. him: "do you know when [my sister] is coming back?". me: "i dunno, maybe like five minutes". him "oh, ok then"
#16 - that will never work because it makes sense 08/08/2014 on I Need Masculinism +1
#21 - what do you mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - bloater (08/08/2014) [-]
Idk i cant really explain it...
#16 - any idea on how i can watch the film? i tried looking online b…  [+] (25 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot -6
User avatar #70 - mcswoof (08/08/2014) [-]
akk.li/pics/anne/jpg

Here ya go, enjoy!
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
i expected that.
and i didn't have my headphones on.
#81 - rdobet (08/08/2014) [-]
I've seen this so much I have the link memorized. Hamburgle harder faggot.
User avatar #19 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Try the movie theater, usually works for me.
User avatar #20 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
but i'm poooooor
User avatar #84 - guitarnigger (08/08/2014) [-]
a poor guy with access to internet?
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
i'm poor because my sister is costing my mum about £500 a month
User avatar #78 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Lazy =/= poor
User avatar #79 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Ok, one leads to another cut that out
User avatar #36 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
You cant muster up 5.50 to go see a movie but you're on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #39 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where you're seeing movies for $5.50. In my area, the cheaper tickets are $11.99, and the expensive 3D IMAX ones are $15.99.
User avatar #41 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
My local theater is 5.50 weekdays and 6.50 on weekends.
User avatar #42 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from? I must live in an expensive area or something.
User avatar #47 - emjorgie (08/08/2014) [-]
I live in a suburban area and movie tickets here are 9 dollars before four and 11.50 after four, so its not just you!
#80 - rdobet (08/08/2014) [-]
Same.
User avatar #21 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you have ninja skills?
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
no, but i hope to be doing parkour flexibility training soon
User avatar #33 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's a better plan
>Get a bunch of buckets
>Place them on all theater employees' heads
>Steal foods of your choosing from the concession stand
>Walk into theater and enjoy movie
>Finish movie and make sure to be out before employees accidentally twitch off the bucket and magically track you down to tell you to leave.
>Leave before town guards arrive

Ready? Go!
User avatar #28 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright, I think I have a Plan.
>Gain the parkour skills
>Get a bucket
>Go to the movie theater or somewhere close
>Form a crowd
>Start showing of your skills
>Impress the crowd
>Gain all the monies
>Pay for the ticket and snacks like a fucking boss

Or just climb through the roof, It's less legal but equally effective
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens aren't very good. but i reckon i'm desperate enough
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
User avatar #18 - zibbiezone (08/08/2014) [-]
I too am interested.
#19 - nice guy, i figured he might have a bit of an old-fashioned gu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #20 - bloater (08/08/2014) [-]
I didnt really get a good example... When ever he reports on a murder its absolutely awful.
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #26 - bloater (08/08/2014) [-]
Idk i cant really explain it...
#12 - Philosopher's Stone*  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on jackass +8
#19 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
*alchemists rock
#15 - theruse (08/08/2014) [-]
#16 - that's such a pity because i respect him for what he did in th…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #18 - bloater (08/07/2014) [-]
Pat in the Hat. Hurricane Irene 2011
just watch...
User avatar #19 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
nice guy, i figured he might have a bit of an old-fashioned guy air around him, but he seems to be down-to-earth and really great
User avatar #20 - bloater (08/08/2014) [-]
I didnt really get a good example... When ever he reports on a murder its absolutely awful.
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #26 - bloater (08/08/2014) [-]
Idk i cant really explain it...
#88 - and then they **** up on where the dick is placed…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Anatomically +7
User avatar #99 - warioteam (08/08/2014) [-]
It has and always will happen.
Girls like big dicks, guys like big tits and ass.
Deal with it, fruit basket.
User avatar #119 - trivdiego (08/08/2014) [-]
hes talking about how high up the dick is on the waist, not size of the dongle
User avatar #120 - warioteam (08/08/2014) [-]
"unrealistic ratios and expectancies"
ur a dum fagoli
User avatar #121 - trivdiego (08/08/2014) [-]
the dick doesn't come out of the body in the exact same place the vagina is
User avatar #122 - warioteam (08/08/2014) [-]
good for you, i was referring to a completely different sentence he said :^)
#123 - trivdiego (08/08/2014) [-]
gg
#19 - that's an unfortunate name to be drawing dicks with 08/07/2014 on Runnig is hard 0
#224 - i'm well-known among my friends for being weird. i limit my we… 08/07/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... 0
#32 - holy **** , it's the same **** that a… 08/07/2014 on Never forget 0
#31 - i still use vista. 08/07/2014 on Never forget 0
#30 - it's not cool, but instead of high-fives, i do high-four by tu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... +4
User avatar #167 - runescapewasgood (08/07/2014) [-]
don't do that. it would be considered strange and/or weird if you did it
User avatar #224 - redstonealchemist (08/07/2014) [-]
i'm well-known among my friends for being weird. i limit my weirdness in a way where i can still express myself without being too annoying. i'm getting better at it.
User avatar #83 - antiponiesuser (08/07/2014) [-]
yes, we all realized you were autist just by imagining the high-4
#73 - Picture 08/07/2014 on Worth a listen. +2
#64 - goddamn it, kolob 08/07/2014 on Best green text -1
#76 - beatbox bird 08/07/2014 on birds 0
#47 - no, that's a moon. 08/07/2014 on International Space Station 0
#112 - that animation was amazing also chips and dip., i see what… 08/07/2014 on Not mine 0
#203 - that looks like a cross between mewtwo and a glitched-up digim… 08/07/2014 on Mewssingo, use corrupt save! 0
#553 - probably beef burgers, fries and salad 08/07/2014 on Feed Admin 0

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User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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