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#115 - "one of my favourite slaves" "17 year old, …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +1
#165 - kiaserzerg (01/26/2015) [-]
yea, when i play evil, i break the bank. the entirety of my characters personality, is "what do i want to do next?" basically a really evil coin toss on if im hungry, horny or bored."

though the paladin really didnt like me. but he kept his mouth shut after he said something about me being a mangy dog on the wrong end of a beholders tongue and he was nearly drowned by the slimegirl.
User avatar #166 - redstonealchemist (01/26/2015) [-]
i've not done it before, but i'd like to do stuff like:
> be cleric/bard mix
> get onto orc's shield on the ground
> collaborate with wizard in group, both use mage hand
> glide gracefully over a pitfall without issue
> other side, use mage light to scout out shiny trip wires
> obvious tripwire is obvious
> use arrow or dagger to carefully cut wire (roll sleight of hand)
> explain that tripwires work by creating a pulling force on the activation mechanism and that by cutting the wire, i will defuse it
> pull lever that brings up bridge for others to cross
> time passes, chased by boss, not supposed to kill it just yet
> last out across the bridge
> stop halfway along, sing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" (with feat that uses sing instead of intimidate)
> use mage hand to pull on the tripwire
> ungodly amount of flaming arrows fall down onto the boss monster, it's stunned
> sing to bluff, trick boss monster into thinking it's hella tired
> cast sleep on boss monster, it gets major penalty for being sleepy
> shank that motherfucker in the throat.
> share XP because i'm not a cunt
i want this to happen really badly, but i've been kicked out of one group for briefly being attracted to the GM and left my other group because the PKer is a complete and total fucking dick. he can't be that bad, right? he fucking shanked me and dealt sneak damage AND crit'd and almost KO'd me, why? because i fucking healed his dying father.
#106 - holy **** , chaotic evil has nothing on you. i…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +1
#109 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
my greatest pride is that the DM banned me from ever playing with them again.

my character was named Abaddon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaddon read the first paragraph, and my name matches perfectly.

but it is kinda hard for me to find a game willing to let me play. because i use it in a manner similar to stephen king. i release my demons into a world that doesnt exist.

i remember one of our first missions, me and the group had to kill a litch king who is level 20. im just like, level 5, I came across a mermaid singing, rolled a resist to her allure, considering im a freaking gnoll demon, grabbed her by the throat, flew a hundred feet in the air, and she let me have a wish, so i used it to wish for a weapon to defeat the litch king, or i would drop her, so she gave it to me, and when me and my friends made it to the lair of the litch . i had one of my favorite whores carry one of my groups prized magical thing, i cant remember what, maybe a sword, into the city to set off his magic alarms, and he rode out to face a 17 year old, naked, badly scarred, completely obediant slave, and hte litch actually had a twinge of compassion after reading her mind. i laughed at that part while i flew up above, dive bombed the litch, and before he knew what hit him, i slammed the sword into his skull at like mach 3, taking velocity damage, and killed him instantly.

My DM was pissed, after planning this unholy city sized battle/escape, against his undead army, that we werent supposed to defeat, but only run from and find some mystical thing that reminds him of his humanity or some fucking shit like that, and he becomes human or something again after repenting in the eyes of the gods and helps save the kingdom.

As you can tell, i kinda pissed in that bowl of cereal.

User avatar #115 - redstonealchemist (01/25/2015) [-]
"one of my favourite slaves"
"17 year old, naked, badly scarred, completely obedient slave"
wow, just wow.
it makes me want to make a chaotic good or lawful evil character and have them buy a slave but not use her in terms of slavery of any sort, but treat her well and train her and stuff just to make up for what you did.
#165 - kiaserzerg (01/26/2015) [-]
yea, when i play evil, i break the bank. the entirety of my characters personality, is "what do i want to do next?" basically a really evil coin toss on if im hungry, horny or bored."

though the paladin really didnt like me. but he kept his mouth shut after he said something about me being a mangy dog on the wrong end of a beholders tongue and he was nearly drowned by the slimegirl.
User avatar #166 - redstonealchemist (01/26/2015) [-]
i've not done it before, but i'd like to do stuff like:
> be cleric/bard mix
> get onto orc's shield on the ground
> collaborate with wizard in group, both use mage hand
> glide gracefully over a pitfall without issue
> other side, use mage light to scout out shiny trip wires
> obvious tripwire is obvious
> use arrow or dagger to carefully cut wire (roll sleight of hand)
> explain that tripwires work by creating a pulling force on the activation mechanism and that by cutting the wire, i will defuse it
> pull lever that brings up bridge for others to cross
> time passes, chased by boss, not supposed to kill it just yet
> last out across the bridge
> stop halfway along, sing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" (with feat that uses sing instead of intimidate)
> use mage hand to pull on the tripwire
> ungodly amount of flaming arrows fall down onto the boss monster, it's stunned
> sing to bluff, trick boss monster into thinking it's hella tired
> cast sleep on boss monster, it gets major penalty for being sleepy
> shank that motherfucker in the throat.
> share XP because i'm not a cunt
i want this to happen really badly, but i've been kicked out of one group for briefly being attracted to the GM and left my other group because the PKer is a complete and total fucking dick. he can't be that bad, right? he fucking shanked me and dealt sneak damage AND crit'd and almost KO'd me, why? because i fucking healed his dying father.
#81 - would that class as a half-dragon or an aquan? either way …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2015 on RPG funnies Comeback Edition +1
#89 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
i think it was technically under the golems list. like a water golem, maybe.
#84 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
i played a demon gnoll warlock with a primary in spell construction. my most common thing was i would do in that game what i couldnt do in real life. i would go to orphanages, collect all the girls 15 and up who were still "pure" and give them a home. they had to cook and clean for me. my dinner was sometimes thir sisters. and the only place they were allowed to sleep was my bed chamber floor.

At one point my group was enamored by a water sprite chick singing. i rolled a save, snuck up on her, clamped a chain of command collar. my level 20 pyromancer companion was forced to shoot a crit level nat 20 fireball at me, while i was only a level 4. using the chain of command, i order the water sprite to order him to aim at her friend. a fucking wood sprite. she struggled. my 3 inch thick, 7 inch long clawed finger had an aimed strike in a certain spot that things shouldnt normally go in. i missed a little.

another moment. i used my harem of teenage girls to magically concive my children and birth them in the rate of 3 hours, with them growing to full size in 10 hours. the my roll on constructing the spell was a 12, which meant one in 20 was a stillborn. i used a constructed necromancy spell to make bouncing giggling aborted fetus bombs. in the span of 3 months, i turned the planet into my own incestuous breeding ground. all males were exterminated, ever female creature was left alive. chained down, and... take a guess. and yes, that includes a few gods.



seriously, with DnD your imagination is the only thing holding you back.
User avatar #106 - redstonealchemist (01/25/2015) [-]
holy shit, chaotic evil has nothing on you.
i have a cool idea for pathfinder where you can use craft magical item, clerical spells, a small fortune, and a very patient GM to create armour and tools capable of killing anything in a single hit...
by challenging gods 1v1 and putting eternal servitude and your armour up against their powers (including racial abilities, spells and spells cast per day, etc) and their armour.
eventually you've killed all the deities of any sort and can 1-hit KO cthulhu
#109 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
my greatest pride is that the DM banned me from ever playing with them again.

my character was named Abaddon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaddon read the first paragraph, and my name matches perfectly.

but it is kinda hard for me to find a game willing to let me play. because i use it in a manner similar to stephen king. i release my demons into a world that doesnt exist.

i remember one of our first missions, me and the group had to kill a litch king who is level 20. im just like, level 5, I came across a mermaid singing, rolled a resist to her allure, considering im a freaking gnoll demon, grabbed her by the throat, flew a hundred feet in the air, and she let me have a wish, so i used it to wish for a weapon to defeat the litch king, or i would drop her, so she gave it to me, and when me and my friends made it to the lair of the litch . i had one of my favorite whores carry one of my groups prized magical thing, i cant remember what, maybe a sword, into the city to set off his magic alarms, and he rode out to face a 17 year old, naked, badly scarred, completely obediant slave, and hte litch actually had a twinge of compassion after reading her mind. i laughed at that part while i flew up above, dive bombed the litch, and before he knew what hit him, i slammed the sword into his skull at like mach 3, taking velocity damage, and killed him instantly.

My DM was pissed, after planning this unholy city sized battle/escape, against his undead army, that we werent supposed to defeat, but only run from and find some mystical thing that reminds him of his humanity or some fucking shit like that, and he becomes human or something again after repenting in the eyes of the gods and helps save the kingdom.

As you can tell, i kinda pissed in that bowl of cereal.

User avatar #115 - redstonealchemist (01/25/2015) [-]
"one of my favourite slaves"
"17 year old, naked, badly scarred, completely obedient slave"
wow, just wow.
it makes me want to make a chaotic good or lawful evil character and have them buy a slave but not use her in terms of slavery of any sort, but treat her well and train her and stuff just to make up for what you did.
#165 - kiaserzerg (01/26/2015) [-]
yea, when i play evil, i break the bank. the entirety of my characters personality, is "what do i want to do next?" basically a really evil coin toss on if im hungry, horny or bored."

though the paladin really didnt like me. but he kept his mouth shut after he said something about me being a mangy dog on the wrong end of a beholders tongue and he was nearly drowned by the slimegirl.
User avatar #166 - redstonealchemist (01/26/2015) [-]
i've not done it before, but i'd like to do stuff like:
> be cleric/bard mix
> get onto orc's shield on the ground
> collaborate with wizard in group, both use mage hand
> glide gracefully over a pitfall without issue
> other side, use mage light to scout out shiny trip wires
> obvious tripwire is obvious
> use arrow or dagger to carefully cut wire (roll sleight of hand)
> explain that tripwires work by creating a pulling force on the activation mechanism and that by cutting the wire, i will defuse it
> pull lever that brings up bridge for others to cross
> time passes, chased by boss, not supposed to kill it just yet
> last out across the bridge
> stop halfway along, sing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" (with feat that uses sing instead of intimidate)
> use mage hand to pull on the tripwire
> ungodly amount of flaming arrows fall down onto the boss monster, it's stunned
> sing to bluff, trick boss monster into thinking it's hella tired
> cast sleep on boss monster, it gets major penalty for being sleepy
> shank that motherfucker in the throat.
> share XP because i'm not a cunt
i want this to happen really badly, but i've been kicked out of one group for briefly being attracted to the GM and left my other group because the PKer is a complete and total fucking dick. he can't be that bad, right? he fucking shanked me and dealt sneak damage AND crit'd and almost KO'd me, why? because i fucking healed his dying father.
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User avatar #41 - severepwner (01/25/2015) [-]
Do the Shepard!

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User avatar #106 - malinko (01/25/2015) [-]
"last marvel movies i watched were x men days of future past "

you say it like it wasn't the most current mavel movie released.
User avatar #201 - redstonealchemist (01/25/2015) [-]
see? i have such a bad handle on which ones are new and which aren't that i can't even tell which ones are the newest
#82 - ninheldin (01/25/2015) [-]
Man of Steel is DC
User avatar #84 - redstonealchemist (01/25/2015) [-]
yes, but i've still not seen it yet, thought i'd bring it up while i was at it
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#85 - aphoticnefelibata (01/24/2015) [-]
Here's a little bit of the blast haha~
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#78 - aphoticnefelibata (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to high five the shit out of you for saying that. I indubitably agree!
#79 - redstonealchemist (01/24/2015) [-]
i don't have the version of this gif where there's an explosion
#85 - aphoticnefelibata (01/24/2015) [-]
Here's a little bit of the blast haha~
#72 - isn't that like Lost?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #80 - darthblam (01/24/2015) [-]
Except Lost ended with the worst/shittiest fucking conclusion that can be done to a show that started off great.
User avatar #87 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off, the ending wasn't that bad.

It was cheesy, but it was good.
User avatar #88 - darthblam (01/24/2015) [-]
It was a bullshit cop-out.
They couldn't think of anything genuinely good so they pull out a ridiculous "They were all already dead and this was some ridiculously elaborate purgatory, oooooo, we're sophisticated writers!"
User avatar #89 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2015) [-]
The whole series hinted at the fact that they were stuck in limbo.
The plane was found, no survivors... That alone was a big hint
It's not like that ending came out of nowhere, they had that planned since the start of the show (or atleast the second season).
If you want to complain about anything in that show, complain about the 5 dollar budget animation scenes.
User avatar #91 - darthblam (01/24/2015) [-]
The show lost its shit in the last couple seasons.
It had some seriously interesting stuff going on through for a while, but things got ridiculous with the time travel shit with Ben and onward.

And I'm pretty sure that ending was not made from the start because the story continued with some of them making it off the island, the only part that was the purgatory was the dumb "what if they didn't crash" shit.

All in all, it started good, got great, then got too into itself and went overboard with the mysteries and conspiracies and insane sci-fi.
User avatar #92 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2015) [-]
Eh, I can actually agree with that.
Season 4 was good, but some of the stuff was just too random.
OH THE ISLAND CAN TELEPORT BTW. Yea, I get what you mean.
But as far as story goes, I really enjoyed the concept of it.
I see that series as a metaphor for life and death or spirituality in general.
User avatar #93 - darthblam (01/24/2015) [-]
That's another part that bugged me.
It was kind of cool sci-fi stuff with the crazy shit in the hatch, then the whole Darma Initiative and all their crazy sciences.
But then it just suddenly turned into a spiritual funhouse of "What?" with those good and evil or whatever spirits and Locke's weird thing.. I don't even know, that whole part of the show is hard to remember, it was like a fever dream. Too many new faces, too many returns, just too much going on without enough reason.
User avatar #94 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I enjoyed the spiritual side.
I look at the "others" as the gatekeepers, they stop people from leaving or entering.
And when they went back to the homeland, they all eventually wound up wanting to go back.
I can't really explain all of what I believe to be metaphors right now, but I enjoyed the concept.
The execution could have been better in some episodes/seasons.
User avatar #82 - redstonealchemist (01/24/2015) [-]
dude did you even see the reboot of battlestar galactica?
they gave away the ending in the last couple of episodes like a cheap whore on a closing down sale and the battlestar galactica 'movie' was just a compilation of scenes from the show from different perspectives that were already perfectly explainable.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 						*******					 						****					.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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