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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#1010
Highest Content Rank:#4385
Highest Comment Rank:#1013
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Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
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Level 268 Comments: Pure Win → Level 269 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:6556
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

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#2 - my uncles' nickname is tricky.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Lance Armstrong didn't... -2
#4 - fizzleshake (09/14/2014) [-]
oh wow really now i know ty
#10 - i have now maxed out my smithing skill and enchanting skill, i… 09/14/2014 on Gamer problems 0
#9 - > skyrim > smithing skill level 60-something >…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Gamer problems +1
User avatar #39 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
all fine and good but where did you get all those souls/ soul gems? bastards are expensive as fuck
User avatar #42 - redstonealchemist (09/14/2014) [-]
firstly from looting and quests, but as my funding expanded, i afforded, with ease, to purchase all soul gems from anyone who had them.
i can buy everything they can sell to me and sell them weapons and armour they don't need or will even want and i've actually done that to drop a few dozen pounds in carry weight
User avatar #10 - redstonealchemist (09/14/2014) [-]
i have now maxed out my smithing skill and enchanting skill, i have daedric armour and working on dragonscale just so my 3rd, and only living, housecarl won't fucking die within seconds of a fucking struggle.
#8 - after playing minecraft with the GLSL shader pack for about a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on what year is it 0
User avatar #26 - littleliz (09/14/2014) [-]
once i got mc for mobile i played for 4 days practically straight. only slept about 15 hours and i started to see things oddly my depth perception was way off. and when i got mc for the pc i would go around thinking stuff like oh hey trees i need wood, i want to build a tree house its pretty easy to do, that house could use some cobble. thankfully these were all split second thoughts and i seem to be mostly sane.
#7 - i can finally use this...  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on what year is it +17
#27 - CIS White Male (09/14/2014) [-]
It appears to be 2014. How long were you gone?
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (09/14/2014) [-]
well a person with my exact name was born 19th may 1904, died on his 60th birthday and i was born may 19th 1994.
so 30 years to the day.
User avatar #31 - thingexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be the reincarnation of...some dude?
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (09/14/2014) [-]
it's kinda weird. i have to say, it's an amazing coincidence
#10 - jwagswashere (09/14/2014) [-]
beat me to it
#76 - um... 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#64 - she went bow-legged? 09/14/2014 on The First time you finger a... 0
#63 - i only had to use my left thumb, don't see the issue 09/14/2014 on The First time you finger a... 0
#92 - > ring of pure evil > tempts pure heart with nature  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on LOTR Facts: Samwise The Brave +9
User avatar #104 - brokentrucker (09/14/2014) [-]
Uses your innermost desires to get you to put the ring on, expose yourself to the eye of Sauron, and get caught, rekt, and the ring returned to it's master.
#130 - yo dat movie was hella ****** up 09/14/2014 on /b/ rates a femanon +2
#128 - [obligatory reference to Splice] 09/14/2014 on /b/ rates a femanon +2
#18 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on first contact +3
#203 - what's with this 'based' thing? 09/13/2014 on the last kid saved it 0
#89 - jorgmundr is the mid-atlantic ridge. my question is how di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on ikea 0
User avatar #94 - alphahacker (09/13/2014) [-]
Well the vikings did make it all the way to America.
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on More content, you say? 0
#63 - RipperMan Comment deleted by redstonealchemist
#60 - if i could draw, i'd draw hentai. if i could draw hentai, i'd … 09/12/2014 on More content, you say? 0
#17 - WHAT THE **** ? 09/12/2014 on Look at that hot pussy. -4
#6 - battery psychopath? 09/12/2014 on Raging firefight 0
#4 - looks like she's running out of ink 09/12/2014 on I call the big one Bitey -1
#37 - the person who tied her up are very skilled 09/12/2014 on Not Rape. +6
#32 - [obligatory R63 image] 09/12/2014 on Check em 0
#67 - but it's about as long! 09/12/2014 on What do I do? 0
#66 - realistically i'd tap her on the foot twice and then pull her … 09/12/2014 on What do I do? +2
#50 - i used the meme incorrectly to garner your response so i can i… 09/12/2014 on spirograph 0
#101 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Evolution of Things. 0

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User avatar #41 - gugek ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
#44 to #43 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
you're kinda cute, in a weird way. you have a nice day too.
what brought you to my page btw?
User avatar #45 to #44 - gugek ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank you! In a weird way? Why thank you again. Haha. Same thing that brings me to everyones page wanting to make sure you know you have a friend! And to wish you a good day.
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #24 to #22 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
B?
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Hardly.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
User avatar #19 to #18 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
thanks
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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