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redstonealchemist

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5481
Comment Ranking:#2628
Highest Content Rank:#4063
Highest Comment Rank:#882
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#86 - ****** gon' nig. it's pretty clear 03/30/2015 on I will fucking drop you 0
#22 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Silly Google 0
#83 - there's an SJW political party in the uk  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on I will fucking drop you +1
#85 - Monroc (03/30/2015) [-]
SJW is a fad that will hopefully go away when they incur the wrath of the general public.
I deleted my previous comment as I realized it was a bit too harsh and didn't illustrate the point I was trying to make all too well.
User avatar #86 - redstonealchemist (03/30/2015) [-]
niggas gon' nig. it's pretty clear
#73 - even if that picture of bieber is real, that little bitch can'…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Mighty Title 0
User avatar #86 - mutzaki (03/30/2015) [-]
All right, let's see here. You're obviously jealous. You think being three months younger is noteworthy in any way. You try to brag about how you could "easily smack his shit up, nigga i'm crazy in a fight" like a fucking 12-year-old keyboard warrior. You try to play it a little bit humble in spoilers because you can't even stand by your own bullshit.

I'd tell you to go lift, but kids below the age of 16 shouldn't really be lifting in the first place.
User avatar #90 - redstonealchemist (03/30/2015) [-]
well obviously i wasn't exactly serious in my previous comment.
i'm weaker than average, but i could easily win a fight against beiber, as for jealousy? yes i'm jealous that he can shag any of his 18+ fans, while i have to work hard to find a girlfriend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to find an attractive lesbian of a reasonable weight who doesn't have an outlandish hairstyle and doesn't buy into feminazi bullshit, yet would find me attractive despite being overweight myself?
the term "no, i'm being gay with you. homo intended" is kinda relevant.
User avatar #85 - blargusknarpus (03/30/2015) [-]
he is 66 kg
if you actually even less muscle mass than him you wouldnt even be able to fight my dead grandma
#46 - numa man? 03/30/2015 on A great way to help +1
#63 - "The glass contains roughly half of its suggested maximum…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on "That offensive" +2
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (03/30/2015) [-]
"The glass is twice as big as it needs to be"
-Engineer
#179 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Circlejerk 0
#178 - actually it's IE, opera, chrome, safari (because aPple sucks) … 03/30/2015 on Circlejerk 0
#126 - and how about the stones of barenziah? altogether they weigh a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Does Anyone Else Do This? 0
#154 - miasimon (04/01/2015) [-]
I never went for them... I just said "fuck that shit" and went back to filling up my library, punching dragons in the face, and stealing cheese.

Am I missing out on some fun shit? Maybe.. but fisting dragons to death never felt so good.
User avatar #155 - redstonealchemist (04/02/2015) [-]
i don't know which would be worse: being infamous for fisting dragons or stealing so much cheese that guards will try to kill you on sight.
#156 - miasimon (04/03/2015) [-]
If only you could be infamous for fisting dragons... right after you take your fist out of some random dragon, you just know those guards are coming for your new 1000g bounty, from when that one other guard ran in front of you mid-swing.

If there is a mod out there that fixes this by this, I mean people not putting a bounty on your head, or attacking you immediately after a naked, unarmed dragon kill , I need it.
#19 - **** seven. 03/29/2015 on What Not to Ask on a First... 0
#22 - cool your jets, this is skyrim, not dark souls 03/29/2015 on Does Anyone Else Do This? +3
#21 - i don't have a choice. sometimes after a fight i find stuf…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Does Anyone Else Do This? 0
#87 - miasimon (03/30/2015) [-]
My thing is when I'm trying to steal a bunch of cheese wheels on a table I like cheese... it's like the Dragonborn is somewhat autistic, I'll aim directly at the cheese and he picks up the fucking plate. And not even the plate the cheese was sitting on.
Also the massive number of quest items you happened to pick up but couldn't be bothered to fast travel to turn in.
User avatar #126 - redstonealchemist (03/30/2015) [-]
and how about the stones of barenziah? altogether they weigh a damn lot!
#154 - miasimon (04/01/2015) [-]
I never went for them... I just said "fuck that shit" and went back to filling up my library, punching dragons in the face, and stealing cheese.

Am I missing out on some fun shit? Maybe.. but fisting dragons to death never felt so good.
User avatar #155 - redstonealchemist (04/02/2015) [-]
i don't know which would be worse: being infamous for fisting dragons or stealing so much cheese that guards will try to kill you on sight.
#156 - miasimon (04/03/2015) [-]
If only you could be infamous for fisting dragons... right after you take your fist out of some random dragon, you just know those guards are coming for your new 1000g bounty, from when that one other guard ran in front of you mid-swing.

If there is a mod out there that fixes this by this, I mean people not putting a bounty on your head, or attacking you immediately after a naked, unarmed dragon kill , I need it.
User avatar #38 - sketchE (03/29/2015) [-]
my thing is like pots or buckets and im just like, when was the last time i was in a town?
#25 - i didn't like parasyte. it looks like a serious anime that… 03/29/2015 on People making faces 0
#22 - OH MY ******* GOD, CORNER FOLDERS! WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT… 03/29/2015 on totally legit life hacks.. 0
#24 - Ronan 03/29/2015 on what we see +1
#23 - i hate seeing other people kiss because i start mentally criti… 03/29/2015 on what we see 0
#17 - i'm used to sleeping in a single bed, the only time i've ever … 03/29/2015 on Sleep +11
#126 - how about white robes, irrationally cheerful teens, plastic go… 03/29/2015 on pls withhold the ban hammer 0
#41 - 1. admin 2. theoriginalmaki 3. miia 03/29/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? 0
#30 - are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#28 - so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do b…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#26 - i don't speak german  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #27 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It means "sub-human"
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do better" and i therefore i am more likely to have a smaller than average selection of potential partners?
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#23 - untermensch?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on this hits home man.. 0
User avatar #24 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. The unter-est.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
i don't speak german
User avatar #27 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
It means "sub-human"
User avatar #28 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying it's possible for two people to do "do better" and i therefore i am more likely to have a smaller than average selection of potential partners?
User avatar #29 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, what would you call an "average" selection of potential partners? It's less about the number and more about the quality of potential partners.

I.e, you will probably only get with someone in your "league".
User avatar #30 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
are we applying science to "who want sum fuk"?
#31 - kristovsky (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes. it's ALL science, bud.
#78 - a youth christian celibacy group with a paedo pastor, but i ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on pls withhold the ban hammer 0
User avatar #125 - smallzninja (03/29/2015) [-]
i was actually gonna go with that, but wasn't sure ow to represent that all in 1 panel (the 2nd one)
User avatar #126 - redstonealchemist (03/29/2015) [-]
how about white robes, irrationally cheerful teens, plastic goblets, a punch bowl and a banner that says "suicide is super fun!!"?
#32 - no, i got the funny, i was retorting with a common mistake tha… 03/29/2015 on German smoothie replies to... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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