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redstonealchemist

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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:England
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i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#92 - but... why? 04/16/2015 on The Turbanator 0
#258 - 'fraid not. but it's easy to estimate the colour of her areola…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #260 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
Holy shit we got a sherlock holmes over here

and thx u i guess better than nothing
#233 - Picture 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
#253 - ****  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #255 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
You can post the link without saying NSFW is not agaisnt fj rules it would be if you posted a nude women

You sadistic little cheeky breeki,why censored how have i wronged you to be trolled like this your avatar fit so well the comment you did

I suppose you don't got the one without the hearts do you?
User avatar #258 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
'fraid not. but it's easy to estimate the colour of her areolae and then from that judge the approximate size of her nipples and then get a similar enough picture, photoshop them over and then shade them to fit in with both the darkness of the image and the colour of the real ones peeking out from under the hearts.
User avatar #260 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
Holy shit we got a sherlock holmes over here

and thx u i guess better than nothing
#226 - i'd like to know, too. but i only know how to play pathfinder.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
User avatar #245 - Sethorein (04/16/2015) [-]
well, aren't you just a peach o_o

I generally go true neutral if I can, or lawful good and corrupt myself along the way.
User avatar #267 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
i want to get into a position where i 'accidentally' wear the cursed item 'helmet of opposite alignment' and skip a year.
optional rule: after a year, i roll 1 D20 (roll again on 1) and if i get 2-19, then i have to wait another year, if i get 20, then i have successfully become a lich.
then antics ensue and i lose my helmet and return to lawful good.
that's right.
LAWFUL. GOOD. LICH.
ever heard of white necromancer or anti-paladin?
ever hear of A FUCKING LAWFUL GOOD LICH?!
User avatar #269 - Sethorein (04/16/2015) [-]
I make anti-paladins all the time. My last one died in battle and was brought back by a lich, but had amnesia and thought he was still a paladin. His brain was so rotted all he could say was "justice" (since that was his oath). He more or less went around spreading justice by grappling fire elementals.
#224 - > implying dicks on girls isn't a good thing  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... +1
#228 - psychologyxplain (04/16/2015) [-]
> Implying I didn't bang her anyway
#233 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
#240 - yes, but i heard it was fake.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #242 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
No it wasn't! somebody said she did it for views..can you give me a link of the picture super please.
User avatar #255 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
You can post the link without saying NSFW is not agaisnt fj rules it would be if you posted a nude women

You sadistic little cheeky breeki,why censored how have i wronged you to be trolled like this your avatar fit so well the comment you did

I suppose you don't got the one without the hearts do you?
User avatar #258 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
'fraid not. but it's easy to estimate the colour of her areolae and then from that judge the approximate size of her nipples and then get a similar enough picture, photoshop them over and then shade them to fit in with both the darkness of the image and the colour of the real ones peeking out from under the hearts.
User avatar #260 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
Holy shit we got a sherlock holmes over here

and thx u i guess better than nothing
#218 - > be me > first ever game of pathfinder > tak… 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
#209 - > be me > playing pathfinder > few sessions b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
User avatar #218 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
> be me
> first ever game of pathfinder
> taking it slow for me, thanks guys
> intro to other characters
> tell rape joke to orc to get on his good side
> branded as slut by the murderhobo
> apparently LGs can be sluts
> first mission
> clear out skeleton graveyard
> hard as fuck
> loads of fun
> orc pulls tombstone out of the fucking ground and smashes it on a living cat for no logical reason
> i 1-hit undead cat from the other side of the graveyard, totes proud
> GIANT FUCKING TENTACLE MONSTER with mouths literally everywhere comes out
> y'all motherfuckers killed my cat
> use holy powers to quick-kill boss
that day i learned my team consisted of a serial rapist, a stab-happy psychopath and a manipulative sociopath.
#206 - > be me > playing pathfinder > typical female…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Tabletop Quotes... 0
User avatar #209 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
> be me
> playing pathfinder
> few sessions before murderhobo incident
> dwarven MUTE bard PC needs to find 'farmers friend'
> farmer's friend is inanimate
> no clue, thinks it's human ashes for some fucked up reason
> heads to morgue, stopped outside without team
> has telepathy (sounds retarded upon communication)
> tricks city guard that a dwarven nobleman has wronged him
> sounds like a tard, nobleman locked up for harassing 'child-minded individual'
> Good Guy Guard .jpg
> goes to morgue
> harasses, blackmails and threaten with imprisonment an innocent female volunteer
> illegally obtains THREE FUCKING POUNDS of human ashes
> didn't fucking need them.
User avatar #218 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
> be me
> first ever game of pathfinder
> taking it slow for me, thanks guys
> intro to other characters
> tell rape joke to orc to get on his good side
> branded as slut by the murderhobo
> apparently LGs can be sluts
> first mission
> clear out skeleton graveyard
> hard as fuck
> loads of fun
> orc pulls tombstone out of the fucking ground and smashes it on a living cat for no logical reason
> i 1-hit undead cat from the other side of the graveyard, totes proud
> GIANT FUCKING TENTACLE MONSTER with mouths literally everywhere comes out
> y'all motherfuckers killed my cat
> use holy powers to quick-kill boss
that day i learned my team consisted of a serial rapist, a stab-happy psychopath and a manipulative sociopath.
#213 - this is now a cute dancing thread. you cannot stop this. 04/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#212 - i have an whole folder dedicated to boxxybabee. some used …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2015 on (untitled) -3
User avatar #229 - englishtallybopper (04/16/2015) [-]
well nah, people actually loved her on /b/ she just milked it for too long and got sour
#235 - lokkeduen (04/16/2015) [-]
only the newfags, everone knows stephanie is the real queen of /b/
User avatar #263 - englishtallybopper (04/16/2015) [-]
fuck off
User avatar #225 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
Do you got the one where she show her tits? it legit she once showed it in 4chan
User avatar #240 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
yes, but i heard it was fake.
User avatar #242 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
No it wasn't! somebody said she did it for views..can you give me a link of the picture super please.
User avatar #255 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
You can post the link without saying NSFW is not agaisnt fj rules it would be if you posted a nude women

You sadistic little cheeky breeki,why censored how have i wronged you to be trolled like this your avatar fit so well the comment you did

I suppose you don't got the one without the hearts do you?
User avatar #258 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
'fraid not. but it's easy to estimate the colour of her areolae and then from that judge the approximate size of her nipples and then get a similar enough picture, photoshop them over and then shade them to fit in with both the darkness of the image and the colour of the real ones peeking out from under the hearts.
User avatar #260 - alphagex (04/16/2015) [-]
Holy shit we got a sherlock holmes over here

and thx u i guess better than nothing
#344 - you mean femdora also your comment got trips 04/16/2015 on Madonna and Drake 0
#39 - haha, no. you already know, and i'm not your 1960's porn dealer.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2015 on This post contains all guys. 0
User avatar #40 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
There's £30 in it for you.... Seriously make with the porn...
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
you know, you could have just looked it up yourself... three days ago.
User avatar #42 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
I must have the last word!! XD
#43 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
No.
#73 - **redstonealchemist used "*roll picture*"** **redstonealche… 04/15/2015 on Marcus the naughty +1
#72 - so... he specialised in art and made a partial sculpture to wear? 04/15/2015 on Marcus the naughty 0
#51 - basically yes. if the correct 1/20,000 approximately… 04/15/2015 on Ello Govnah 0
#37 - you want to know how lesbian sex works? go watch porn.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2015 on This post contains all guys. 0
User avatar #38 - sonictheblueguy (04/16/2015) [-]
Link please.. (I'm very lazy)
User avatar #39 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
haha, no. you already know, and i'm not your 1960's porn dealer.
User avatar #40 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
There's £30 in it for you.... Seriously make with the porn...
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
you know, you could have just looked it up yourself... three days ago.
User avatar #42 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
I must have the last word!! XD
#43 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
No.
#36 - bloody hell! i'm only up for a round under the covers twice a … 04/15/2015 on This post contains all guys. 0
#135 - no 04/15/2015 on maymays 0
#52 - that junko furuta one is about as ****** up as i can im… 04/14/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp II... +1
#125 - i've actually thought about being a porn director. with ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #126 - technobanana (04/14/2015) [-]
Well you be the director I will fuck the women done porn business haha.
And no I am bi and i have only jacked it to gay porn like once... so its not weird
#123 - unless you're actually a porn star all of the ones i've …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #124 - technobanana (04/14/2015) [-]
Yup, my first girlfriend liked to fuck haha and i don't think bad of porn stars they are fucking and getting paid for it thats a dream job
User avatar #125 - redstonealchemist (04/14/2015) [-]
i've actually thought about being a porn director.
with every single case when i've had to take a director position for a school project or drama class, i've guided the actors and actresses magnificently. either i have a talent for it or i've worked with great people. hopefully both.
so my point is, i could probably make porn look as if it was real.
on a somewhat related note: is it weird that i'm bi but i only like straight porn?
User avatar #126 - technobanana (04/14/2015) [-]
Well you be the director I will fuck the women done porn business haha.
And no I am bi and i have only jacked it to gay porn like once... so its not weird
#9 - mutual masturbation can be used as part of the warm-up. al…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This post contains all guys. +4
User avatar #25 - sonictheblueguy (04/14/2015) [-]
Literally no idea... Explain pls
User avatar #37 - redstonealchemist (04/15/2015) [-]
you want to know how lesbian sex works? go watch porn.
User avatar #38 - sonictheblueguy (04/16/2015) [-]
Link please.. (I'm very lazy)
User avatar #39 - redstonealchemist (04/16/2015) [-]
haha, no. you already know, and i'm not your 1960's porn dealer.
User avatar #40 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
There's £30 in it for you.... Seriously make with the porn...
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
you know, you could have just looked it up yourself... three days ago.
User avatar #42 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
I must have the last word!! XD
#43 - redstonealchemist (04/18/2015) [-]
No.
#7 - once a day?! i knew guys probably did it more often than women…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This post contains all guys. 0
User avatar #15 - biscuitsunited (04/14/2015) [-]
Thats not that unreasonable, I do it once a day because it puts me to sleep.
I could've had sex 3 times that day and still feel the need to jerk it at night
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (04/15/2015) [-]
bloody hell! i'm only up for a round under the covers twice a week at most!
User avatar #24 - sonictheblueguy (04/14/2015) [-]
Doing it before going to sleep never works... you always need to get up for a pee. Then you feel peckish and need a sandwich or something. then you've eaten and don't feel like sleeping so you go on funnyjunk.
User avatar #27 - biscuitsunited (04/14/2015) [-]
you have some serious discipline issues if you're trying to go to sleep and go have a sandwich.
User avatar #28 - sonictheblueguy (04/14/2015) [-]
I just like to be comfortable.
User avatar #29 - biscuitsunited (04/14/2015) [-]
Good point, I should try that
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-]
sup *****
have we met?
User avatar #61 to #59 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
If we haven't before we have now :p (think you replied to a comment I posted or something)
#63 to #62 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
Take this!
Take this!
User avatar #65 to #64 - keatontheghostfox (01/30/2015) [-]
That's a bold thing to say :p
#50 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
how many cat gifs you got?
how many cat gifs you got?
#51 to #50 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
a few...
a few...
User avatar #52 to #51 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
i have 400
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		.   
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
holy ******* **** .
my entire reaction folder is barely double that (porn not included)
#54 to #53 - fitemeirlbro (10/21/2014) [-]
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
yea i have a lot i have been working on it for over a year now
#57 to #56 - redstonealchemist (10/21/2014) [-]
you ginger! i have that one
User avatar #41 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you're having a fantastic morning. Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #42 to #41 - redstonealchemist (09/23/2014) [-]
i don't know who you are and i don't know what you look like, but i will find you and i will hug you.
#43 to #42 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
This is me, hugs are appreciated.
User avatar #23 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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