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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: HotPocky
Steam Profile: RedstoneMage (i think)
Consoles Owned: DS lite, GBA, PC, PS2, PS3, xbox 360
Video Games Played: pokeymanz emerald, all of the DMC games, most harry potter games, tomb raider, saints row 4, 7 days to die, spore, warframe, amnesia, god of war 2, batman arkham asylum and city
X-box Gamertag: Sanuutch
PSN: i can't remember it
Interests: mlp, meinkraft, gaming, losing the game, meme-ing, writing
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5377
Comment Ranking:#1319
Highest Content Rank:#5361
Highest Comment Rank:#1066
Content Thumbs: 272 total,  458 ,  186
Comment Thumbs: 6594 total,  9789 ,  3195
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 21 Content: Peasant → Level 22 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:46696
Times Content Favorited:33 times
Total Comments Made:5888
FJ Points:6244
Favorite Tags: dumbass (2) | fag (2) | man (2) | repost (2) | steam (2)
i have trouble thinking INSIDE the box.

latest user's comments

#122 - Yes. 08/10/2014 on In 50 years from now… 0
#216 - weight discrimination in the uk isn't illegal even though it's… 08/10/2014 on (untitled) +3
#215 - Thin chick. Right. ******* . Behind her. 08/10/2014 on (untitled) +4
#2220 - **redstonealchemist rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#313 - Picture 08/10/2014 on What photo leaves you... 0
#93 - Chan Kong-Sang. 08/10/2014 on Revolver Ocelot 0
#9465355 - **redstonealchemist rolled image ** mfw 08/10/2014 on retard forum 0
#262 - best thing the get with $25? £14.90 08/09/2014 on What's the coolest thing... 0
#40 - I like this. I like this a lot. 08/09/2014 on Mistakes into miracles 0
#33 - 4chan. 08/09/2014 on Fat Shame Friday +1
#19 - fail 08/09/2014 on pillow talk 0
#18 - Oh okay, you ready for round two? 08/09/2014 on pillow talk +7
#29 - Revolver Ocelot  [+] (14 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Revolver Ocelot +66
#78 - aceofknights has deleted their comment.
#42 - flamingbananas (08/09/2014) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
#62 - headlesszombie has deleted their comment.
#44 - megatheman (08/09/2014) [-]
internet explorer
User avatar #45 - flamingbananas (08/09/2014) [-]
its actually faster than firefox for me
#46 - megatheman (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - furiousmarshmellow (08/09/2014) [-]
You see what Windows 8 did to Chrome? Yes, some of us actually have Windows 8...
User avatar #47 - flamingbananas (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate chrome...
User avatar #50 - xsirwafflezx (08/09/2014) [-]
*Gasp*
U W0t m8???
User avatar #49 - megatheman (08/09/2014) [-]
okay then.
#43 - gaygayerson (08/09/2014) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
#64 - headlesszombie (08/09/2014) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
#74 - msterstan (08/09/2014) [-]
Revolver Ocelot indeed
#96 - flamingbananas (08/17/2014) [-]
indeed
#635 - going into a store, not finding what your'e looking for and th… 08/09/2014 on What is something legal... 0
#216 - CTRL + H CTRL + A Delete. 08/09/2014 on What is one cool internet... -2
#78 - i was invaded only once, it turned into a half-hour battle of … 08/09/2014 on Lucky fucker. 0
#52 - it defaults to online mode, but you can play offline by not be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Lucky fucker. 0
User avatar #53 - confusedwolf (08/08/2014) [-]
i dont mind them as long as they are not hacking that sadly happens all to often tho
have to love back stabbing some one and them not losing any hp
User avatar #78 - redstonealchemist (08/09/2014) [-]
i was invaded only once, it turned into a half-hour battle of slashing, back-stabbing, running away, sniping and drinking estus flasks. we both did that, but he only had 5 estus flasks and started using souls, i won.
#59 - you check out your grandmas rack? 08/08/2014 on Mfw grandma is baking cookies 0
#100 - i'm poor because my sister is costing my mum about £500 a month 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
#99 - i expected that. and i didn't have my headphones on. 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
#26 - somehow the link was blocked  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#24 - thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#22 - no, but i hope to be doing parkour flexibility training soon  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot 0
User avatar #33 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's a better plan
>Get a bunch of buckets
>Place them on all theater employees' heads
>Steal foods of your choosing from the concession stand
>Walk into theater and enjoy movie
>Finish movie and make sure to be out before employees accidentally twitch off the bucket and magically track you down to tell you to leave.
>Leave before town guards arrive

Ready? Go!
User avatar #28 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright, I think I have a Plan.
>Gain the parkour skills
>Get a bucket
>Go to the movie theater or somewhere close
>Form a crowd
>Start showing of your skills
>Impress the crowd
>Gain all the monies
>Pay for the ticket and snacks like a fucking boss

Or just climb through the roof, It's less legal but equally effective
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens aren't very good. but i reckon i'm desperate enough
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#20 - but i'm poooooor  [+] (19 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We are groot -5
User avatar #84 - guitarnigger (08/08/2014) [-]
a poor guy with access to internet?
User avatar #100 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
i'm poor because my sister is costing my mum about £500 a month
User avatar #78 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Lazy =/= poor
User avatar #79 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
Ok, one leads to another cut that out
User avatar #36 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
You cant muster up 5.50 to go see a movie but you're on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #39 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where you're seeing movies for $5.50. In my area, the cheaper tickets are $11.99, and the expensive 3D IMAX ones are $15.99.
User avatar #41 - APURPLEPYTHON (08/08/2014) [-]
My local theater is 5.50 weekdays and 6.50 on weekends.
User avatar #42 - irevolutions (08/08/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from? I must live in an expensive area or something.
User avatar #47 - emjorgie (08/08/2014) [-]
I live in a suburban area and movie tickets here are 9 dollars before four and 11.50 after four, so its not just you!
#80 - rdobet (08/08/2014) [-]
Same.
User avatar #21 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you have ninja skills?
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
no, but i hope to be doing parkour flexibility training soon
User avatar #33 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Here's a better plan
>Get a bunch of buckets
>Place them on all theater employees' heads
>Steal foods of your choosing from the concession stand
>Walk into theater and enjoy movie
>Finish movie and make sure to be out before employees accidentally twitch off the bucket and magically track you down to tell you to leave.
>Leave before town guards arrive

Ready? Go!
User avatar #28 - frankjeager (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright, I think I have a Plan.
>Gain the parkour skills
>Get a bucket
>Go to the movie theater or somewhere close
>Form a crowd
>Start showing of your skills
>Impress the crowd
>Gain all the monies
>Pay for the ticket and snacks like a fucking boss

Or just climb through the roof, It's less legal but equally effective
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
thanks, i usually don't go for cams because even the HD oens aren't very good. but i reckon i'm desperate enough
User avatar #25 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
I can give you my word that this one is actually quite decent.
User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (08/08/2014) [-]
somehow the link was blocked
User avatar #27 - underthefilth (08/08/2014) [-]
Copy and paste it into your address bar
#56 - maybe you should get a 'prescription' 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0

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User avatar #26 to #23 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i'm probably not your type
User avatar #33 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm not asking for consent
User avatar #35 to #33 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
but that's rape.
User avatar #36 to #35 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
nobody will believe you
User avatar #37 to #36 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
what if i want it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
That's disgusting!
User avatar #39 to #38 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
if it disgusts you, then you won't rape me
User avatar #40 to #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
consent is the disgusting part
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A
User avatar #25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
C'ing what's up?
User avatar #27 to #25 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't know why we're doing this
User avatar #28 to #27 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Eet's because I'm bored.

Wanted to say hello.
User avatar #29 to #28 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Frankly your cheating is bothersome
User avatar #30 to #29 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Go on and blame it on me, this is hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Incredibly.
User avatar #34 to #32 - redstonealchemist (06/20/2014) [-]
Just wondering; how good are you in english literature?
User avatar #18 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
I only deleted your comment to protect you from any more down thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #18 - redstonealchemist (04/04/2014) [-]
not sure why my comment was getting reds, it is legit my friend irl, he lives like half a mile away from me
User avatar #21 to #20 - luluwho (04/04/2014) [-]
NP I think a troll gang may have just gone thru, it happens.
#14 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
you are a weeaboo
User avatar #15 to #14 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
your face is a weeaboo
#16 to #15 - minibeep (03/05/2014) [-]
said the weeaboo
User avatar #17 to #16 - redstonealchemist (03/05/2014) [-]
well it's not like i have a waifu or anything b-baka!
User avatar #11 to #10 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
why would you get in trouble for that? i've seen far worse get away with it on this site. i've POSTED far worse than this and got away with it on this site
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Mods are gay.
User avatar #13 to #12 - redstonealchemist (08/29/2013) [-]
one of the admins was a brony, op is a fag, mods are gay and there is usually a mountain of dicks in the **** section.
is there a truly straight person on this site at all? lol
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