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redrex

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Consoles Owned: PC Master Race, PS3
Date Signed Up:2/14/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Highest Comment Rank:#1221
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#15 - I would drink the **** outta that.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Fresh Ice Cold Water +6
#25 - reinbowxdash (09/21/2015) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image** Why not just drink the water?

Shit isn't healthy or tasty.
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#46 - redrex (09/22/2015) [-]
Damn son. I knew exactly the responses i would get from wording it that way, but i just decided fuck it.
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#27 - bobthecrop (09/21/2015) [-]
Y'know... That was a really lucky roll
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#16 - vladhellsing (09/21/2015) [-]
Freak. I'd just drink the water, upstream from the shit.
#9 - The glass didn't hit his head and kill him though 09/21/2015 on Close call, +6
#5 - God the old whose line is it anyway was so ******* good…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on Slept with an ugly woman +30
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#8 - Azacu (09/21/2015) [-]
Only good thing about the new one is the fact it doesn't have that ABC Family restriction bullshit.
#4 - both auctioneers and horse race announcers 09/21/2015 on Auctioneer with bassline 0
#3 - I've always been fascinated with how fast these people speak.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Auctioneer with bassline +2
#6 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Do native speakers understand when auctioneers 'speak' like that? I only got some numbers here and there..
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#10 - redrex (09/22/2015) [-]
That's how it is for native speakers, sometimes you hear random words and numbers, but its a lot of filler gibberish
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#4 - redrex (09/21/2015) [-]
both auctioneers and horse race announcers
#16 - We've done it. We've found the man who can BITE his own elbow!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Why we need public health... +10
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#17 - reican (09/21/2015) [-]
Now what do we do?
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#80 - redrex (09/22/2015) [-]
Find the one who can eat his bite the back of his neck.
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#76 - daniboyi (09/21/2015) [-]
go to bed or wait for another side-quest to start.
#16 - I refuse to believe, that is too strange. 09/21/2015 on frodosagbag +1
#9 - I wonder how much each token is worth  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on Someone get me a cigarette. 0
#23 - sleepehz (09/21/2015) [-]
**sleepehz used "*roll picture*"**
**sleepehz rolled image**I think the tokens are like tickets, which is cool as hell.
#21 - this movie scared me when i was younger.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on Mummy +4
#31 - bizzareslam (09/21/2015) [-]
im glad im not the only one
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Mount and Blade 0
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#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Mount and Blade 0
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#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Mount and Blade +1
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#44 - Man, I should change my name and build a clock. It would be pr… 09/19/2015 on Ahmed Mohameds clock "bomb" 0
#13 - I favorite kill was actually against an NPC helicopter in Batt… 09/19/2015 on Battlefield stuff 0
#79 - but like, how the **** do i make myself famous? infamou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2015 on I'll drink from your skull 0
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#80 - fightforfate (09/18/2015) [-]
do quests
#76 - I never knew how to progress to that game and become someone o…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2015 on I'll drink from your skull 0
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#78 - fightforfate (09/18/2015) [-]
you need to make yourself famous, then join someone, then get more famous until you become king
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#79 - redrex (09/18/2015) [-]
but like, how the fuck do i make myself famous? infamous I am really good at, famous not so much.
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#80 - fightforfate (09/18/2015) [-]
do quests
#155 - My only priest deck is a lightspawn combo, where I get him dow… 09/16/2015 on Ice Cold Hearthstone 0
#10 - lol, I just got around to playing this game last week, I playe… 09/16/2015 on We can enhance if we want to +3
#115 - Yes, the state has the power to do things that citizens cannot…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on (2) Stolen from Facebook 0
#118 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
But I'm not talking about the gun control part of the quote, I'm talking about the part that says you can't have the moral double standard between the people and the state.
You evidently can, because we do.
#98 - You arrest someone, then they are picked up by police, then th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2015 on (2) Stolen from Facebook +2
#109 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
That there is a difference between the state doing something and any random person doing it, and suggesting that a double moral standard is inconsistent is wrong.
We have plenty of examples of double moral standards between people and the state, like police jailing people.
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#115 - redrex (09/16/2015) [-]
Yes, the state has the power to do things that citizens cannot. But the state gets its power from the people, its called the social contract, the people the government their consent to be governed. The Constitution gives people the right to bear arms. The states cannot take that away because that is in the Constitution, and taking away the citizens right to bear arms is unconstitutional.
#118 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
But I'm not talking about the gun control part of the quote, I'm talking about the part that says you can't have the moral double standard between the people and the state.
You evidently can, because we do.
#8 - "I absolutely love these recent changes to funnyjunk." 09/16/2015 on Big deal 0
#22 - citizens arrest bro  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2015 on (2) Stolen from Facebook +3
#45 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
Citizen's arrest doesn't give you the right to hold someone, take them to trial, and convict them.
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#98 - redrex (09/16/2015) [-]
You arrest someone, then they are picked up by police, then they may be put of trial for their crimes, in which they are sentenced by a jury of the people. What are you trying to argue?
#109 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
That there is a difference between the state doing something and any random person doing it, and suggesting that a double moral standard is inconsistent is wrong.
We have plenty of examples of double moral standards between people and the state, like police jailing people.
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#115 - redrex (09/16/2015) [-]
Yes, the state has the power to do things that citizens cannot. But the state gets its power from the people, its called the social contract, the people the government their consent to be governed. The Constitution gives people the right to bear arms. The states cannot take that away because that is in the Constitution, and taking away the citizens right to bear arms is unconstitutional.
#118 - comicironic (09/16/2015) [-]
But I'm not talking about the gun control part of the quote, I'm talking about the part that says you can't have the moral double standard between the people and the state.
You evidently can, because we do.
#26 - when you jerkin off with your new bionic arm, and then the elb… 09/16/2015 on Bionic Arm Girl 0
#35 - I want to be able to stab them with the bayonet, then shoot th… 09/16/2015 on Fap fap fap +3
#11 - No, its the goo lagoon 09/16/2015 on Horrible man +25

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#12 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - redrex ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
holy balls that is high quality
User avatar #11 to #10 - redrex ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Mmmm, my favorite
#8 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
User avatar #2 - KennyMcCormickk (07/31/2013) [-]
Or should I say how was Band Camp?
User avatar #1 - KennyMcCormickk (07/31/2013) [-]
Band Camp?
User avatar #3 to #1 - redrex ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
yes, band camp
User avatar #4 to #3 - KennyMcCormickk (08/01/2013) [-]
Toes up! Cheeks tight! Project your sound!
Be the best one out there and others will follow suit!
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